The Chubbchubbs Save Xmas

[first lines]

Meeper:
Stupid map. This is impossible to read.

[last lines]

Meeper:
[singing] # Joy to you and me #

Meeper:
[to the Chubbchubbs] Don't worry, Chubbchubbs, we'll find a home soon. [in his mind] We'd be settled right now if we hadn't been kicked off of every planet so far.

Brad Spoylt:
[seizing one of the Chubbchubbs, thinking it's a toy] How does this stupid thing work? Come on, turn on, idiot! Maybe it needs a new battery. [shoves a battery into the Chubbchubb's rear, causing the Chubbchubb to become angry and attack him] Aaah!

Reporter:
[on the news after one Chubbchubb was left behind] Breaking news! Witness describes a killer chicken attacking a boy at 1063 Maple Street.

Meeper:
[now knowing where the missing one went] Ha ha!

Brad Spoylt:
[running outside of his house towards a helicopter light] I'll never be bad or greedy ever again!

Reporter:
Hear that, America? Do be good for goodness' sake!

Meeper:
[having failed to deliver the presents] Santa, I'm sorry. I ruined Christmas.

Santa Claus:
Oh, Meeper; you actually saved every Christmas to come by weeding out that naughty hacker. [showing Meeper a picture of Brad Spoylt as a baby near a computer] He's been messing up Christmas since he was a toddler! [to an elf] What do we have for him, Ed?

Elf:
[presenting a mobile home] A new house! [the Chubbchubbs devour it]

Meeper:
Home isn't a physical place. So no matter where you are, if you're with your friends, you're home!

Meeper:
Meeper here! My Christmas wish is to have a home for me and my Chubbchubbs.

Santa Claus:
Meeper! What a kind and noble thing to offer your services. *If* you deliver all the toys to the children, I will grant your Christmas wish. [throws him a Santa Claus coat and a pair of briefs] You'll need one of these and a pair of these!

Santa Claus:
[as he prepares his sled] This is going to be the best Christmas *ever*! [Meeper's ship flattens Santa and his sled; Santa ends up in a body cast] This could be serious: I fractured my beard.

Santa Claus:
[on a commercial with his elves] Santa Claus is coming to town! [announcer voice] That was Santa and his elves live from the North Pole, Earth's favorite Pole! If you've been good, even if you're a fish, I will grant you your Christmas wish. Log onto www.ibeengood.com.

Meeper:
[in his mind] My wish is for a real home for me and my Chubbchubbs!