Uncharted: Drake's Fortune

Elena Fisher:
Nate, be careful...

Nathan Drake:
[chuckles] C'mon, I always am.

[bangs head on low celing]

Nathan Drake:
OWWW! I did NOT see that!

Victor Sullivan:
I saw the way you were eyeing her...

Nathan Drake:
Elena? Heh... I gave up on that when we ditched her at the docks.

Victor Sullivan:
All's fair in love and war.

Nathan Drake:
Yeah... well what if you can't tell the difference.

Victor Sullivan:
Then, my friend, you have a problem.

Nathan Drake:
[after kicking a pirate between the legs] I'll kick you to sleep!

Nathan Drake:
You just count to five and pull the cord. Easy, right? [jumps off and pulls parachute cord] AHHHHHH! Onetwothreefourfive!

Nathan Drake:
Hehe... keep smiling, a**hole. I'll see you soon.

Nathan Drake:
[repeated Line] Oh crap.

Victor Sullivan:
Nate, let's just pretend for a minute that I don't really care about any of that and cut to the chase will ya?

Nathan Drake:
Man only interested in the climax. You must be a real hit with the ladies.

Victor Sullivan:
Never had any complaints.

Victor Sullivan:
Man, this is like trying to find a bride in a brothel.

[Nate is using a crowbar to pry open an old coffin]

Elena Fisher:
Are you sure you wanna be defiling your ancestor's remains like that?

Nathan Drake:
You make it sound so dirty [laughs]

Elena Fisher:
Well, I did do my research and apparently, Francis Drake didn't have any children.

Nathan Drake:
Well, the history can be wrong, you know. For example, you can't defile an empty coffin. [the coffin opens and it's vacant]

Victor Sullivan:
Wait, wait, wait. Something about this feels kinda hinky.

Nathan Drake:
Hinky? You act as if you've never seen a German U-boat in the middle of the jungle before.

Victor Sullivan:
I'm being serious Nate.

Nathan Drake:
[laughs] Tell you what, why don't you stay here, I'll check it out myself and I'll call you if I run into any... Nazis.

Nathan Drake:
Somethin nasty happened to these guys. There's blood everywhere... and soup.

Victor Sullivan:
What?

Nathan Drake:
[Talking to himself] Strangers trying to kill me. Left my map on a burning plane. Elena's missing, most likely dead. That's great. Great start Nate.

Eddy Raja:
Tell you what - lead me to the gold, and I just might let you live. [Eddy takes out a golden gun]

Nathan Drake:
Is that it? Is that my deal? Die now, or help you, and die later. It's a tough call, but you know what? I'll take "die now."

Victor Sullivan:
I'm sweating like a hooker in church!