Finding Nemo

Sheldon:
I'm H2O intolerant (Sneezes)

Tad:
I'm obnoxious

Mr Ray:
Let's name the zones the zones the zones let's name the zones of the open sea

Kids:
Mr Ray!

Sheldon:
Come on Nemo!

Marlin:
You better stay with me

Mr Ray:
Mesopelagic bathyal abyssalpelagic all the rest are too deep for you and me to see (lands) I wonder where my class has gone

Kids:
Under here

Mr Ray:
There you are Climb aboard explorers!

Nemo:
Dad you can go now

Mr Ray:
Hello who is this?

Nemo:
I'm Nemo

Mr Ray:
All new explorers must answer a science question (OK) You live in what kinda home?

Crush:
Okay. Squirt here will now give you a rundown of proper exiting technique.

Squirt:
Good afternoon. We're gonna have a great jump today. Okay, first crank a hard cutback as you hit the wall. There's a screaming bottom curve, so watch out. Remember: rip it, roll it, and punch it.

Marlin:
It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it.

Marlin:
Look, you're really cute, but I can't understand what you're saying. say the first thing again.

Gill:
To the top of Mount Wanna-hock-a-loogie.

Marlin:
Now it's my turn. I'm thinking of something dark and mysterious. It's a fish we don't know. If we ask it directions, it could ingest us and spit out our bones!

Dory:
What is it with men and asking for directions?

Marlin:
I don't want to play the gender card right now. You want to play a card, let's play the "let's not die" card.

Dory:
Wanna get outta here don't ya? (Of course I do) How are we gonna do that unless we give it a shot and hope for the best? Come on trust me on this (Alright)

Bloat:
Ha,ha,ha,ha!

Gill:
We did it!

Bloat:
Now what?

Marlin:
So, we're cheating death now, that's what we're doing, and we're having fun at the same time, I can do this, just be careful...

Dory:
Yeah, be careful I don't make you cry when I win!

Marlin:
Oh I don't think so!

Dory:
Give it up old man, you can't fight evolution, I was built for speed!

Marlin:
The question is Dory, are you hungry?

Dory:
Hungry? Why?

Marlin:
'Cause you're about to eat my bubbles!

Mr. Ray:
Well, hello Nemo. Who's this?

Nemo:
Exchange student.

Squirt:
I'm from the EAC, dude.

Mr. Ray:
Sweet!

Nemo:

Gurgle:
Oh, the human mouth is a disgusting place. (Pelican drops by)

Peach:
Hey Nigel

Nigel:
What did I miss am I late?

Peach:
Root canal a doozy

Nigel:
Root canal? What did he use to open? (Gator Glidden drill) He's been favoring that 1 Hope he doesn't get surplus sealer at the portal terminus (Sees Nemo) Hello who is this?

Debbie:
New guy

Gurgle:
Dentist took him off the reef

Nigel:
An outie From my neck of the woods eh? Sorry if I ever took a snap at ya fish gotta swim birds gotta eat

Dentist:
Hey no no no no! Those aren't your fish They're my fish come on go Go on shoo shoo! (Closes window gently)

Nemo:
I'm sorry I couldn't stop the...

Gill:
No, I'm the one who should be sorry. I was so ready to get out, so ready to taste that ocean, I was willing to put you in harm's way to get there. Nothing should be worth that.

Marlin:
What did it say? What did the mask say?

Dory:
P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

Dory:
I remembered what it said! I usually forget things, but I remembered it that time! P. Sherman, 4...

Marlin:
Wait! What does that mean?

Dory:
I don't know. But who cares! Ha ha! I remembered! P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. I remembered it again!

Gill:
Nobody touch him! Nobody touch him.

Nemo:
Can you help me?

Gill:
No. You got yourself in there, you can get yourself out.

Deb:
Ah, Gil...

Gill:
I just want to see if he can do it, Okay? Try alternating your left fin and your right fin.

Nemo:
I can't. I only have one fin.

Gill:
Hasn't stopped me.

Gill:
Now think about what you have to do.

Gill:
Perfect.

Gurgle:
Whatever you do, don't mention D-A-R...

Nemo:
It's all right. I know who you're talking about.

Marlin:
Hey. Guess what?

Nemo:
What?

Marlin:
Sea turtles? I met one, and he was a hundred and fifty years old.

Nemo:
Hundred and fifty?

Marlin:
Yup.

Nemo:
Oh. 'Cause Sandy Plankton said that they only live to be a hundred.

Marlin:
Sandy Plankton? You think I would travel the whole ocean and not know as much as Sandy Plankton? He was a hundred and fifty, not a hundred.

Dory:
Hey, look, balloons. It is a party.

Bruce:
Mind your distance, though. Those balloons can be a bit dodgy. You wouldn't want one of them to pop. Anchor! Chum!

Anchor:
There you are Bruce finally

Bruce:
We got company

Anchor (and Chum):
It's about time mate (We've already gone through the snacks and I'm still starving) We almost had a feeding frenzy (Come on let's get this over with)

Bruce:
Right then the meeting has officially come to order let us all say the pledge

Sharks:
I am a nice shark not a mindless eating machine If I am to change this image I must 1st change myself fish are friends not food

Anchor:
Except stinkin dolphins

Dory:
I saw a boat.

Marlin:
You did?

Dory:
Yeah, it went by not too long ago. Follow me.

Dory:
Would you quit it? What, the ocean isnt big enough for you or something like that? You got a problem? Huh? Do ya, do ya, do ya? You wanna piece of me? Yeah, yeah! Ooh, I'm scared now! What?

Marlin:
What? You said you saw a boat.

Dory:
A boat?

Marlin:
YES.

Dory:
Hey, I've seen a boat. It went by not too long ago. It went... this way. It went this way.

Marlin:
Wait a minute, you already told me which way the boat went.

Dory:
I did? Oh, no...

Nemo:
Hey dad! Maybe when I'm at school, I'll see a shark.

Marlin:
I highly doubt it.

Nemo:
Have how ever met a shark?

Marlin:
No, and I don't plan to.

Nemo:
How old are sea turtles?

Marlin:
Sea turtles? I don't know.

Nemo:
Sandy Plankton from next door, he says they live to be a hundred years old.

Marlin:
Well, if I ever meet a sea turtle I'll ask him, right after I'm done talking to the shark.

Dory:
How about we play a game?

Marlin:
All right.

Dory:
Okay, I'm thinking of something orange, and it's small...

Marlin:
It's me.

Dory:
Right!

Dory:
I'm thinking of something orange and small...

Marlin:
Me again.

Dory:
All right, Mr. Smartypants...

Dory:
... It's orange and small, and has stripes...

Marlin:
Me, and the next one - just a guess - me.

Dory:
Okay, that's just scary.

School of Fish:
Oh and one more thing: when you come to this trench, swim through it, not over it.

Dory:
Trench. Through it, not over. I'll remember.

Dory:
Hey wait up there's something I gotta tell you.

Dory:
Woah. Nice trench.

Marlin:
1st day of school here we go We're ready to learn to get some knowledge. Now, what's the one thing we have to remember about the ocean?

Nemo:
It's not safe.

Marlin:
That's my boy so 1st we check to see if the coast is clear We go out and back in and then we go out and back in and then 1 more time out and back in

Marlin:
It's because I like you, I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated emotion.

Dory:
No. No, you can't... STOP. Please don't go away. Please? No one's ever stuck with me for so long before. And if you leave... if you leave... I just, I remember things better with you. I do, look. P. Sherman, forty-two... forty-two... I remember it, I do. It's there, I know it is, because when I look at you, I can feel it. And-and I look at you, and I... and I'm home. Please... I don't want that to go away. I don't want to forget.

Marlin:
I'm sorry, Dory. But I... do.

Dory:
Have you seen a clown fish swim by? It looks just like him.

Nemo:
But bigger.

Dory:
I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy Come on, squishy Come on, little squishy

Dory:
Ow Bad squishy, bad squishy

Nigel:
Hi there. Sorry if I took a snap at you at one time. Fish gotta swim, birds gotta eat.

Gill:
All right, gang, we have less than 48 hours before Darla gets here. This tank will get plenty dirty in that time, but we have to help it along any way we can. Jacques.

Jacques:
Oui.

Gill:
No cleaning.

Jacques:
I shall resist.

Gill:
Everybody else, be as gross as possible. Think dirty thoughts. We're gonna make this tank so filthy the dentist will HAVE to clean it.

Gill:
Good work.

Gill:
From this moment on, you shall now be known as Sharkbait.

Bloat:

Bubbles:
Sharkbait! Hoo ha ha!

Gill:
Welcome, Brother Sharkbait!

Bloat:

Bubbles:
Sharkbait! Hoo ha ha!

Gill:
Enough with the Sharkbait.

Gurgle:
Sharkbait! Hoo... bop pa doo.

Marlin:
How do you know if they're ready?

Crush:
Well, you never really know, but when they know, you know, y'know?

Nigel:
Oh would you just shut up? You're rats with wings.

Marlin:
Crush, wait. How old are you?

Crush:
Hundred and fifty, and still young, dude. Rock on.

Chum:
Dolphins. They think they're so cute. Oh, look at me, I'm a flippy little dolphin, let me flip for you.

Marlin:
THAAAANKKK YOUUUUU SIRRRRRRR.

Dory:
Wow. I wish I could speak whale...

Marlin:
You think you can do these things, but you just can't, Nemo.

Bruce:
All right, anyone else? Hello, how 'bout you, mate? What's your problem?

Marlin:
Me? I don't... I don't have a problem.

Bruce:
Oh. Okay...

Anchor:
Denial.

Pearl:
Hey. You guys made me ink.

Marlin:
Why didn't you tell me you could read?

Dory:
I can read? I can READ.

Marlin:
...and the sea cucumber turns to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"

Bubbles:
Bubbles. Bubbles. My bubbles.

Darla:
WHY... ARE... YOU... SLEEPING?

Marlin:
The dropoff?! They're going to the dropoff?!! What - what are you insane?! Why not just fry them up now and serve them with chips?

Dory:
Ow!

Marlin:
Oh, I'm really sorry. Are you okay?

Dory:
Ow, ow, ow!

Marlin:
I'm so sorry.

Dory:
You really clocked me there. Am I bleeding?

Marlin:
Ohh!

Dory:
Ow. Ow. Ow.

Bruce:
Dory, are you okay...

Bruce:
Oooooooooh, that's good...

Anchor and Chum:
(gasp) Intervention!

Squirt:
Whoa! That was so cool! Hey dad! Did you see that? Did you see me? Did you see what I did?

Crush:
You so totally rock, Squirt! So gimme some fin.

Crush:
Noggin'.

Crush:

Dory:
Hello. My name is Dory. I don't think I've ever eaten a fish.

Dory:
Whew. Glad I got that off my chest.

Bruce:
I'm having fish tonight.

Bubbles:
So, the Big Blue. What's it like?

Nemo:
Umm... big... and blue?

Bubbles:
I knew it.

Squirt:
Sweeeeet.

Crush:
Totally.

Peach:
Look, Scum angel.

Marlin:
The water's going down. It's half-empty.

Dory:
Hmm... I'd say it's half-full.

Marlin:
Stop that.

Crush:
Oh, it's awesome, Jellyman. The little dudes are just eggs, we leave 'em on a beach to hatch, and then, coo-coo-cachoo, they find their way back to the big ol' blue.

Marlin:
What if they don't like me?

Coral:
Marlin!

Marlin:
No, really.

Coral:
There's over 400 eggs, odds are, one of them is bound to like you.

Bloat:
You must pass through the Ring of Fire.

Bloat:
The *Ring of Fire*. Jacques, you said you could do it.

Jacques:
Oops, sorry.

Gill:
All drains lead to the ocean.

Nemo:
What's that?

Tad:
I know what that is. Sandy Plankton saw one. He called it... uh... he said it was called a "butt".

Pearl:
That's a pretty big butt.

Sheldon:
Oh, look at me. I'm gonna touch the butt.

Dory:
"P.Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney." I remembered it. I bet I could even remember it again..."P.Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney." I did it again.

Gill:
You see that filter?

Nemo:
Yeah.

Gill:
You're the only one small enough to get in and out of that thing. All you have to do swim inside, jam a pebble in the fan, and swim out. Once you do that, this tank is going to get filthier and filthier, and the dentist will have no choice but to clean the tank himself. He'll put us in individual baggies, then we roll out the window, down to the ground, across the street, and into the ocean. It's foolproof!

Gurgle:
Curse you, Aqua Scum.

Marlin:
How do you know that nothing bad won't happen?

Dory:
I don't.

Crush:
Cuz we were like, "woaaaah.", and I was like, "woaaaah." and you were like, "woaaahh..."

Crush:
Oh. Intro- Jellyman, offspring. Offspring, Jellyman.

Dory:
Excuse me? Whoo-hoo! Little fella? Hello! Don't be rude. Say hi.

Marlin:
Ha. Hello.

Dory:
His son Bingo...

Marlin:
Nemo.

Dory:
...Nemo was taken to, um...

Marlin:
Sydney

Dory:
...Sydney, yeah. And it's really, really important that we get there as fast as we can, so can you help us out? Come on, little fella. Come on.

Marlin:
Dory? I'm a little fella. I don't think that's a little fella.

Gill:
Fish aren't meant to be in a box, kid. It does things to them.

Crush:
HA-HA!! RIGHTEOUS!!!! RIGHTEOUS!!!! YEAH!!!!

Dory:
Okay, he either said, "move to the back of the throat," or he "wants a root beer float".

Nemo:
Uh, Dad, you can let go now.

Marlin:
How many stripes do I have?

Nemo:
Dad, I'm fine...

Marlin:
Answer the stripe question.

Nemo:
Three.

Marlin:
SEE? Something's wrong with you.

Marlin:
I have one... two... three? That's all I have?

Marlin:
Something's wrong with you, really.

Marlin:
No! I didn't come this far to be breakfast!

Marlin:
We did it, we did it oh yeah yeah yeah! No eating here tonight, Woo!

Marlin:

Dory:
No no no eating here tonight, your on a diet!

Crush:
Okay, now everybody grab an exit buddy.

Crush:
Do you have your exit buddy?

Marlin:
He's my son, he was taken by these divers...

Dory:
Oh my, you poor fish.

Chum:
Humans. Think they own everything.

Anchor:
Probably American...

Gill:
Who's with me?

Bloat:
I.

Deb:
I.

Bubbles:
I.

Gurgle:
I think you're nuts.

Mr. Ray:
Okay, class. Optical orbits up front, and remember, we keep our subesophageal ganglia to ourselves. That means you, Jimmy.

Tad:
I'm obnoxious.

Marlin:
Of course he wants us to move over there. That's EATING US.

Marlin:
How do I taste, Moby, huh? DO I TASTE GOOD?

Nemo:
Has anyone seen my dad?

Peach:
Honey, your father's probably back at the pet store.

Nemo:
Pet store?

Bloat:
Yeah. Like, I'm from Bob's Fish Mart.

Gurgle:
Pet Palace.

Bubbles:
Fish-O-Rama.

Deb:
Mail Order.

Peach:
Ebay.

Bruce:
Hello.

Dory:
Well, hi!

Bruce:
Name's Bruce.

Bruce:
It's all right. I understand.

Bruce:
Why trust a shark, right?

Bruce:
Heeeerrrreeee's Brucie.

Bruce:
Now there goes a father. Looking for his little boy.

Bruce:
I never knew my father!

Anchor:
Come on, group hug.

Chum:
We're all mates here, mate.

Gurgle:
So, which one is it?

Nemo:
I'm from the ocean.

Gurgle:
Oh, the ocean. THE OCEAN? AAAH! He hasn't been decontaminated yet! Jacques!

Jacques:
Oui.

Gurgle:
Clean up!

Jacques:
Oui.

Gurgle:
Ocean!

Jacques:
Oo, la mer! Bon!

Jacques:
Voilá. He is clean.

Marlin:
I promised I'd never let anything happen to him.

Dory:
Hmm. That's a funny thing to promise.

Marlin:
What?

Dory:
Well you can't never let anything happen to him. Then nothing would ever happen to him. Not much fun for little Harpo.

Dory:
Hey, what's wrong?

Marlin:
What's wrong? While they're busy doing their little impressions, I'm miles from home with a fish who can't even remember her name.

Dory:
Boy, I bet that's frustrating.

Marlin:
Meanwhile, my son is missing.

Dory:
Your son Chico?

Marlin:
Nemo.

Dory:
Right. Got it.

Marlin:
But it doesn't matter, because no one in this entire ocean is going to help me.

Dory:
Well, I'm helping you.

Crush:
Your exit's coming up, man.

Marlin:
Where? I don't see it.

Dory:
Right there. I see it.

Marlin:
You mean the swirling vortex of terror?

Crush:
That's it, dude.

Marlin:
Of course it is.

Nemo:
Dad, you're not gonna freak out like you did at the petting zoo, are you?

Marlin:
Hey, that snail was about to charge.

Dentist:
Good thing I pulled the right one, eh Prime Minister.

Dory:
si... side... syd... nay... sydney.

Dory:
Aah. Nemo.

Marlin:
I can't make out these markings.

Dory:
Then we need to find a fish that can read this. Hey, look! Sharks!

Marlin:
It's just as well. He might be hungry.

Dory:
Oh don't worry. Whales don't eat clownfish. They eat krill.

Dory:
Oh look. Krill.

Dory:
Come on, trust me on this one.

Marlin:
Trust you?

Dory:
Yes, trust, it's what friends do.

Marlin:
Wait, wait...

Marlin:
Hold my fin, hold my fin!

Pearl:
See, this tentacle is actually shorter than all my other tentacles but you can't really tell, especially when I twirl them like this...

Nigel:
I can't go in there!

Marlin:
Oh yes you can!

Mr. Ray:
All new explorers must answer a science question. You live in what kind of home?

Nemo:
An anemonemone. Amnemonemomne.

Mr. Ray:
That's okay kid, dont hurt yourself.

Gill:
Look at that. Would you look at that? Filthy. Absolutely filthy. And it's all thanks to you, kid. You made it possible. Jacques! No cleaning!

Jacques:
I am ashamed.

Dentist:
Oh... well, that's ONE way to pull a tooth...

Bruce:
Hello. My name is Bruce.

Bruce:
It has been three weeks since my last fish, on my honor, or may I be chopped up and made into soup.

Chum:
You're an inspiration to us all!

Anchor:
Amen!

Bruce:
Just a bite!

Anchor:
Hold yourself together, mate!

Chum:
Remember, Bruce! Fish are friends, not food!

Bruce:
Food!

Dory:
I suffer from short term memory loss. It runs in my family... At least I think it does... Where are they?

Marlin:
Wow.

Coral:
Mmm.

Marlin:
Wow.

Coral:
Mm-hmm.

Marlin:
Wow.

Coral:
Yes, Marlin. I... No, I see it. It's beautiful.

Marlin:
So, Coral, when you said you wanted an ocean view, you didn't think you were going to get the whole ocean, did you? Huh?

Marlin:
Oh, yeah. A fish can breathe out here. Did your man deliver, or did he deliver?

Coral:
My man delivered.

Marlin:
And it wasn't so easy.

Coral:
Because a lot of other clownfish had their eyes on this place.

Bloat:
Uh oh. Darla.

Nemo:
What's wrong with her?

Gurgle:
She wouldn't stop shaking the bag.

Bubbles:
Poor Chuckles.

Deb:
He was her present last year.

Bloat:
Took a ride on the porcelain express.

Peach:
She's a fish killer!

Dory:
This is the Ocean silly, we're not the only two in here.

Darla:
I'm a pirana. They're in the Amazon.

Dentist:
And a pirana is a fish, just like your present!

Dory:
P. Sherman, 42, Wallaby Way Sydney! You asked me where I'm going? OK, I'll tell you: P. Sherman, 42, Wallaby Way, Sydney! That's where I'm going!

Deb:
Kid, if there's anything you need, just ask your auntie Deb. That's me. Or if I'm not around, you can talk to my sister, Flo.

Deb:
Hi, how are ya? Don't listen to anything my sister says, she's nuts!

Dory:

Hey, conscience. Am I dead?