Robot Monster

Carla:
Is Alice going on a date with Ro-Man?

Ro-Man:
I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot!

Great One:
Earth Ro-Man, you violate the laws of plans. To think for yourself is to be like the hu-man.

Ro-Man:
Yes! To be like the hu-man! To laugh! Feel! Want! Why are these things not in the plan?

Great One:
You are an extension of the Ro-Man, and a Ro-Man you will remain. Now, I set you into motion. One: destroy the girl. Two: destroy the family. Fail, and I will destroy you!

Great One:
Have you made the correction?

Ro-Man:
I need guidance, Great One. For the first time in my life, I am not sure.

Great One:
You sound like a hu-man, not a Ro-Man. Can you not verify a fact?

Ro-Man:
I meshed my LIP with the view-screen auditor, and picked up a count of five.

Great One:
Error! Error! There are eight!

Ro-Man:
Then the other three still elude me. Is it possible they have a counterpower?

Ro-Man:
I am ordered to kill you. I must do it with my hands.

Alice:
How is it you're so strong, Ro-Man? It seems impossible.

Ro-Man:
We Ro-Mans obtain our strength from the planet Ro-Man, relayed from individual energizers.

Ro-Man:
What are you doing alone, girl-child?

Carla:
My daddy won't let you hurt me.

Ro-Man:
We'll see!

Ro-Man:
I must, but I can not.

The Professor:
He's dead, and there's nothing we can do.

The Professor's Assistant:
I'm bossy? You're so bossy you oughta be milked before you come home at night.

Johnny:
I think you are just a big bully, picking on those smaller than you are!

Ro-Man:
Now I will kill you.

Ro-Man:
Great Guidance, I have a favorable report. I have already eliminated one of them.

Great One:
Good.

Ro-Man:
Force was necessary. It was a simple matter of strangulation. That leaves four.

Great One:
[buzzer sounds] Error! Again! Five!

Ro-Man:
Four - and one more on whom I have made an estimate in relation to our strategic reserve. The plan should include one human being for reference in case of unforeseen contingencies.

The Professor:
He's impervious!

Alice:
Unless we find his weak spot!

Ro-Man:
Your people were getting too intelligent. We could not wait until you were strong enough to attack us; we had to attack you first.

Ro-Man:
The child is impertinent.

Ro-Man:
I will re-calculate. Your deaths will be indescribable.

Ro-Man:
Show yourselves, and I promise you a painless death.

Ro-Man:
Hu-mans, listen to me. Due to an error in calculation, there are still a few of you left

Johnny:
[to Ro-Man] You look like a pooped out pinwheel.