Another 48 Hrs.

Reggie Hammond:
Let me tell you something, Jack. If sh*t was worth something, poor people would be born with no hole in their ass.

Reggie:
How much of my money did you spend?

Jack:
Oh, about 25 grand. You said I could buy a new car.

Reggie:
So where is it?

Jack:
This *is* the new car!

Reggie:
This looks like the same piece-of-sh*t sky blue Cadillac you had before!

Jack:
Yeah, I bought the same make, model, year, color, everything the same. That's the way I like it. I get attached to things, Reggie!

Jack:
You got framed. That's what every convict says!

Reggie:
Well, what about you, man? They never found that bad guy's gun out at the racetrack!

Jack:
That's different.

Reggie:
How's it different?

Jack:
I'm a cop, you're a crook.

Reggie:
Oh, get the f*** outta here! Just 'cause I'm a convict, every thin' that comes outta my mouth is a god damn lie?

Jack:
That's right.

Reggie:
So it's just Screw Reggie Hammond?

Jack:
That's right!

Ben Kehoe:
Christ, you really toasted that guy, Jack.

Jack Cates:
Ah, goddammit, I didn't TOAST the guy! I just SHOT him! For Chrissakes, don't say I TOASTED him, Ben!

Reggie:
When you've been in prison as long as I have, you remember every story about p*ssy you ever heard.

Ben Kehoe:
Jack, we can work this out! Just let me out of here!

Jack Cates:
You're a disgrace, Ben. Nothing worse than a bad cop.

Reggie Hammond:
Hey, Jack! Thank you for a very pleasant day! Okay, I got no car, I got no money, and I'm gonna end the day off with this goddamn dope man's Uzi by my temple! Thank you, Jack! Look, this is Jack's day, why don't you just let Jack shoot me? Save your bullet! Jack, why don't you shoot me? Shoot me, Jack!

Reggie Hammond:
All right, knock this sh*t off! I HAVE BEEN HAVING A VERY BAD DAY! I just got out of jail this morning! Already I've been shot at, I was on a bus that flipped over seventeen times, b*tch tried to stab me in the back room, and somebody blew up my Porsche! I am in a BAD goddamn mood! Now I usually don't step in on things like this, but this man Jack Cates is gonna help me straighten out the rest of my day! So I suggest you all back up, and let us go about our business!

Barroom Fighter:
'Cause you got a gun?

Reggie Hammond:
No, 'cause I have a gun and I'll pop a cap in your ass!