Bickford Shmeckler's Cool Ideas

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Title Card:
Nothing can ever be truly, fully understood. Not even the simplest thing. Not even this. - Bicford Shmeckler

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Bickford Shmeckler:
That's too eloquent not to be true!

Bickford Shmeckler:
Everything is awesome. Fundamentally.

Bill:
What's the cool idea?

Bickford Shmeckler:
A unified theory of everything. It's not a big deal.

Sarah Witt:
[reading from Bicford's book] Every physical structure in the universe, including ourselves, is in a constant state of flux. Minimally and maximally, continuously, continuously. Yet, our lives are lived in ever-flowing still frames of reality, sanity being the delusion of a comfortable continuity within the vortex of infinite chaos.

Bickford Shmeckler:
I'm involved in a herculean struggle for sanity here, Sarah. I don't have time to deal with your pithy, uh... pith.

Sarah Witt:
Quit punishing yourself for being a virgin. It's the human condition, we were all born virgins! Maybe you're just a late bloomer. I was born a virgin too, you know.

Bob:
Dungeons and Dragons just seems like a bunch of people, ya know, taking on imaginary roles...

Sorrority Girl:
Do you know that the sun is going to implode and take up the entire solar system and all of humanity with it.

Anais Nin Reader:
Ideas like that make me feel sexy.

Sorrority Girl:
Then you gotta read this book.

Bickford Shmeckler:
We exist in this narrow band of perception. It makes something as simple as just thinking clearly, frankly, impossible.

Spaceman:
You disappeared on us.

Bickford Shmeckler:
Yeah. I constantly disappear and reappear, it's a thing I do, sub-atomically. It's happened several times in this conversation already, but it happens so fast that you couldn't perceive it.

Sarah Witt:
Misery may love company, but I don't. I love fun.

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Sarah Witt:
Ooh, I like crazy subversive.