Four Dead Batteries

Nick:
I love blondes.

Patrick:
Your wife's a blonde.

Nick:
My wife is a blonde.

Patrick:
Is she blonde down there, too?

Liz:
I can't go through with this. I can't go through with the engagement, I'm not in love with you. I meant to tell you when you proposed, but the ring was so beautiful.

Patrick:
Beatrice, you're ugly but you intrigue me.

Malena:
I should go. You probably have things to do.

Hennessy:
No. I don't do things.

Harold:
Thou shall not commit adultery.

Patrick:
What is that, the fifth commandment?

Harold:
Seventh.

Patrick:
Are there seven?