Gun in Betty Lou's Handbag

Alex Perkins:
You can have the house, the furniture. I don't want anything. Except Scarlett. I want the f***ing dog.

Alex Perkins:
Cause I never did. I never had anyone but you.

Ann Orkin:
Am I supposed to feel sorry for you? If you're unhappy drink. Get laid. See a shrink like normal people.

Ann Orkin:
Eight years I went to law school. Three times I took the bar. I finally geta a client and my client is a lunatic.

Alex Perkins:
You know my wife?

Reba Bush:
Yeah.

Alex Perkins:
How do you know she like gone with the wind?

Reba Bush:
She's a friend of mine.

Alex Perkins:
Jesus, she knows everybody. Where the hell was I?

Reba Bush:
Well, sugar, I think that was a real good question.

Alex Perkins:
What do you mean?

Reba Bush:
Where were you?