Kung Fu Hustle

Axe Gang Advisor:
Let's kill them all and make this place a brothel!

Brother Sum:
Ever killed anyone?

Sing:
I've always thought about it.and shut up.

Bone:
You gave him your life savings?

Sing:
Yes. I was saving to become a doctor or lawyer... but this was a chance at world peace.

Sing:
[feelingly] I realized then that good guys never win. I want to be bad. I want to be a ruthless killer!

Bone:
[looks up] Ice cream!

[He leaves]

Sing:
Where?

[He follows]

Bone:
Memories can be painful. To forget may be a blessing!

Sing:
[amazed] I never knew you were so deep.

Axe Gang Advisor:
So that makes you the best killers in circulation, right?

Harpist #1:
In actuality, we are just a pair of street musicians.

Barber:
Why don't you train us to be top fighters... and we'll avenge them!

Landlady:
Becoming a top fighter takes time, unless you're a natural-born kung-fu genius, and they're 1 in a million.

Barber:
[Doing martial arts routine] It's obvious I'm the one!

Landlady:
[Punches him in the face, knocking him to the floor] Don't think so.

[After Sing defeats him with the Buddhist Palm technique]

The Beast:
What is the name of your technique?

Sing:
Do you want to learn? I will teach you.

Donut:
[in English] What are you prepared to do?

Landlord:
We can't understand what you're saying!

Landlord:
[commenting on Sing's martial arts techniques] If he studies hard, he could be a doctor or a lawyer.

Landlady:
A stuntman, more likely.