Lost Boys: The Tribe

[from trailer]

Edgar Frog:
I'm Edgar Frog, surfboard shaper and vampire hunter.

[from trailer]

Edgar Frog:
[brandishing two cross-shaped stakes] Who ordered the stake?

Edgar Frog:
Cut the theatrics. I know you're out there. Show yourself.

[Sam appears out of the shadows]

Edgar Frog:
That's a good way to get yourself staked, Sam.

Sam Emerson:
Easy there, compadre. After all the sh*t that you pulled? I think you can at least hear me out. I mean, I feel like you owe me that.

Edgar Frog:
You really expect me to act like nothing ever happened?

Sam Emerson:
No, I've already forgiven you. It's water under the bridge.

Edgar Frog:
Stay there. You don't want it to go down like this.

Sam Emerson:
Oh, it's going down like this.

Edgar Frog:
I'm warning you.

Sam Emerson:
Hey, I'm trembling.

Edgar Frog:
Do you smell that? It smells like death and fungus. It's Vampire BO.

Edgar Frog:
Your sister's a suck monkey.

Edgar Frog:
Build a man a fire, he's warm for a day. Light a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life!

Nicole Emerson:
I tried to eat that guy. Do you realize that? Do you know what it's like for me to want to drink blood? Do you know how disgusting that is? I'm a vegetarian!

Edgar Frog:
Let's get one thing straight, I hate f***ing vampires!

Chris:
Dude, what are you drinking, man?

Edgar Frog:
Frog juice. Garlic, holy water and raw eggs.