Marmaduke

Marmaduke:
This is my stepbro, Carlos. Say hey, Carlos.

Carlos:
Hey, Carlos.

Marmaduke:
He's pretty cool for a cat. Which helps, since he's kinda my only friend...

Marmaduke:
I'm Marmaduke, by the way.

Mazie:
Yikes. Immediately moving on...

Marmaduke:
[a well-groomed Mazie arrives] You... you look amazing.

Mazie:
I feel like a fluffy monstrosity.

Marmaduke:
[Laying down in bed with Phil and Debbie] Wait for it... Wait for it... [Marmaduke farts loudly]

Phil Winslow, Debbie Winslow:
Marmaduke!

Phil Winslow:
What did you eat?

Debbie Winslow:
Ew!

Marmaduke:
[Chuckles] I know it's juvenile, but it's all I've got. So there you have it. Day in the life of old Marmaduke here.

Debbie Winslow:
This is really bad.

Marmaduke:
Guys, I am sorry. T-that was - that was a little much, even for me. Bad Marmaduke. All right, enough. Lights out.

Marmaduke:
[Ending scene, going to sleep with Phil and Debbie again] [Whispering] Wait for it... Wait for it... [Marmaduke farts loudly]

Phil Winslow:
Oh, Marmaduke!

Debbie Winslow:
Marmaduke!

Phil Winslow:
What did you eat?

Carlos:
Man, you got a serious problem.

Marmaduke:
[laughs] It never gets old.

Marmaduke:
Out here, the dog park is like high school for dogs. You got you're jocks and you're cheerleaders. [cheerleader dog gets hit by a freebie: Freebie!] you're drama geeks. [a cop pretends to shoot two dogs: Bang bang! they fall over. a dog in a hand bag: I've been in this for so long I can't feel my legs] And you're bully's, the pedigrees.

Bosco:
Check out those ears, can you even fly with those things all what? [Thunder and Lighting laugh]

Marmaduke:
You think my ears are too big?

Carlos:
Those things are huge. Do friends fly free?

Carlos:
Hey let me out of here, I'm not a animal! [after a long pause] Oh yeah I'am.

Phil Winslow:
Come on, I feel like we're forgetting something.

Debbie Winslow:
We have everything, but the furniture and the dog.

Phil Winslow:
Look at him, he's just sitting there.

Debbie Winslow:
I know.

Phil Winslow:
You think he'll be okay here alone?

Debbie Winslow:
I think he'll be fine. He's got food and water, and I'm having Laura from down the street look in on him.

Phil Winslow:
Right, right. I mean what's the worst that could happen? He has a party? Invite his girlfriend over?

Marmaduke:
[after they left the house] Yes and... yes!

Marmaduke:
That's right, we're moving to the OC. O man is life gonna change. New house, new smells and the nicest bath I ever had. speaking of which, a little privacy please.