My Friend Irma Goes West

Al:
It's a deal, but you got to understand. Miss Yvonne, this has to be a secret between us. As you French say... [giving her a nudge]..."entrepeneur."

Jane Stacy:
Irma, are you keeping something from me that I should know?

Irma Peterson:
Jane, you can beat me, you can torture me, you can rack me on the wheel, you can quarter me into six and a half pieces, but you'll never find out from me that Yvonne, the French actress, is responsible for Steve singing at the Lucky Dollar Club.

Seymour:
Hear, hear! I hear there's a call for able-bodied men.

Sheriff:
Yeah! Do you know one?

Seymour:
I know me! I'm able! I'm a man, and despite what you think, this is a body! [the crowd in the station laughs]

Sheriff:
Sorry, son, I can't take you without your mother's permission.

Slim:
[to Pete about Irma] Don't shoot her in the head. The bullet'll never go through.

Irma Peterson:
I miss my mother and father. They were just like parents to me.