Open Season 3

Gisela:
Everyone clear about what to do?

All:
Yes!

Elliot:
Uh, what was the middle part again?

Giselita:
[Rolls her eyes, annoyed] Dad! Everyone spread out to try and find Boog! When you see him, go get him!

Elliot:
All right! Let's move it out!

[Annoyed, Gisela sighs in frustration and shakes her head]

Ringmaster:
Ladies and gentlemen! I'd like to welcome you to the great Maslova Family Circus!

[Ian's antlers get stuck in the ground]

Ian:
[To Doug, who is undercover as Boog] Sorry, Boogster! Just a little cramp for my neck!

Doug:
[Annoyed] Seriously, six pack, take some pride in your work!

Buddy:
Any chance we could take a little break?

Doug:
[Undercover as Boog] A break? Y'all just had a break! Like, 6 hours ago!

Giselle:
What is going on here?

Ian:
Giselle! Thank goodness you're back! [Referring to Doug, who is disguised as Boog] Now you can pat 'im.

[Boog is in the Puni Mart]

Boog:
Honey? Now that's more like it!

[He pours the honey on himself]

Elvis:
What are we gonna do first? Hmm, father? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Father?

Elliot:
Don't worry, kids! I got a ton of things planned!

[Gisela and Giselita sigh]

Giselita:
Great.

Gisela:
When does Uncle Boog get back again?

Elliot's Shoulder Angel:
You knew you were going to miss guys' trip for 2 whole weeks before you told him!

Elliot:
Maybe I should go talk to him.

Elliot's Shoulder Devil:
Ho-ho-hold it right there, big fella! So you forgot?! If he was a real friend, he'd understand!

[Elvis looks on, confused]

Elliot:
You're absolutely right! Boog is a real friend! Your life is a mess without him!

[Elvis giggles quietly]

Elliot:
[To his Shoulder Devil] By mess, he means awesome!

Elliot's Shoulder Angel:
No! I mean mess!

Elliot's Shoulder Devil:
Awesome!

Elliot's Shoulder Angel:
Stop that!

Elliot:
Enough!

[They disappear]

[Elliot and the fawns are trying to get honey from a beehive]

Gisela:
Dad? We need Uncle B-- [Covers her mouth] I mean, we need someone taller to reach a branch that high.

Elliot:
Not so. Who knows more about gettin' honey than a deer, huh?

Alistair:
Ah! I see you sweating in nervous anticipation!

Boog:
What are you talkin' about? I'm not sweatin'!

Alistair:
Yes you are! I see a little drop of moisture on your upper brow! Right there! Hello, little sweat!

Boog:
Yeah, sweat. Right.

[Alistair is having trouble lifting Doug's cart]

Alistair:
A little help, please! No, you're supervising! That's good!

Doug:
You want somethin' done, you gotta do it yourself.

[In the Puni Mart, while Mr. Weenie is trying to get the Maslova Family Circus poster, Fifi spots jar of jellybeans]

Fifi:
Look! They're colors! Its perfect replacement! I need those!

[He knocks the jar over and it breaks]

Earl:
Hey! Stop this!

Mr. Weenie:
Aah! We have been discovered!

[Fifi quickly grabs two jellybeans with his mouth and runs off, and then the chase begins]

[Fifi and Roger are flying through the air in the Maslova Family Circus]

Roger:
Pretty!

Fifi:
Oh no!

[Fifi and Roger go through a ring of fire]

Boog:
Ian. Guys' trip?

Ian:
No can do, Booger. I got too many... [Glares at two does] responsibilities.

Boog:
Ah, no problem.

[Elliot and Elvis are scratching themselves in poison ivy]

Elliot:
Well played, Lil' E!

[He throws the stick away]

Elliot:
[Scratching his belly] Okay, who's hungry?!

Giselita:
Mom's gonna kill you!

[She does the cutthroat gesture]

Elvis:
I was attacked by a ferret.

[He crosses his arms]

Giselita:
No you weren't!

[She puts her hoof on her hip]

Gisella:
Dad, stop telling Elvis to lie. Mom says you're not supposed to do that.

Doug:
Wh-what are you doin'?! Don't you see this is our chance?! We get the bear to help us move the carts and outta here!

Alistair:
But-- but the circus will miss us! They'll send a search party!

Doug:
You're right. I'll go!

Alistair:
What?! But you-- but you--

Doug:
Trust me. I got it all figured out. [To Boog] Listen, Boog. You and me, we're gonna do all that stuff you talked about. Fishin', campin'...

Boog:
Ooh! And rabbit fights?

Doug:
Sure. Squirrels, rabbits, whatever you want. So here's what I'm gonna do for you. I'm gonna find a place so we can all be best friends together!

Boog:
Really? You'd do that for me?

Doug:
In a bear minute. We're grizzlies. We gotta look out for each other. So here's the thing: We gotta swap places so the circus doesn't know I'm gone. But I'll come back tomorrow night, and you, me and Ursa, we'll go on a kinda--

Boog:
[Eagerly] Bears' trip?

Doug:
Yeah, sure. Bears' trip. Together.

Boog:
All right! I'm in!

Doug:
Great. Now hold still for just a second. [Messes Boog's fur to look just like him]

Boog:
[Giggles]

Doug:
Shhhh! Keep it down and stop movin'. [Soon, Boog's fur looks just like Doug's] Oh, yeah. It's gonna work.

Alistair:
Now, what about me?

Doug:
Hey, like you said, if they figure out you're missin', they'll send a search party. Don't worry. I'll find someone back tomorrow night to swap with you.

[Alistair looks disappointed]

Doug:
[Upon seeing Dinkleman, who is in Boog's mouth] Eh, you better hide that doll so nobody gets suspicious.

[Boog takes Dinkleman out of his mouth]

Boog:
[Disguised as Doug] What doll?

Doug:
That one.

[Boog looks at Dinkleman]

Doug:
In your hand.

Boog:
You mean Dinkleman? He ain't no doll! He's my bro! My boy! [Fist bumps Dinkleman's head] My BFF! [Does another fist bump]

Doug:
[Rolls his eyes] Right. [Turns to leave then turns back to Boog] Hey, and where's that awful only-bear place you were talkin' about? You know, just so I make sure I stay away from it.

Boog:
Over the mountain, past the forest, and down by the stream.

Doug:
Cool! Thanks! See ya tomorrow night!

[He leaves and starts running into the forest]

Cat #1:
You! You must be the new recruits!

Stanley:
Yeah. Yeah. That's what we are. Heh.

Cat #1:
[Speaks in Russian]

Stanley:
Ohh...

Cat #1:
Come on. Let's go.

[Doug, Alistair, and the rest of the circus people are traveling back to Russia]

Doug:
Hey Alistair! Aren't you glad to be goin' back to Russia?!

Alistair:
[Playing his piano] Oh! You said it, amigo! I hope I get to see my girlfriend! [Purrs] Carmen, I'm coming for you!

[In Bob and Bobbie's RV, Roger regurgitates the circus poster he ate earlier in the Puni Mart]

Roger:
Oh, Meat Snacks!

[Fifi drops his meat]

Fifi:
Excuse me for a moment.

[Fifi runs off, and starts throwing up; Stanley grosses out; Fifi comes back a moment later]

Fifi:
I hate cats!

Stanley:
So do I.

Boog:
[Sighs] I guess me and Elliot ain't as tight as I thought we were.

[Boog then notices Dinkleman]

Boog:
Oh, wait! You're not gonna cancel on me too, are ya?

[He picks Dinkleman up]

Boog:
Us bears gotta stick together. [Chuckles] You know what I like about you, Dinkleman? You're always there when I need ya! And don't worry. We're gonna have a blast tomorrow! This'll be the best guys trip ever! You'll see.

[In the Maslova Family Circus, Elliot whispers to Stanley during the mission to find Boog]

Elliot:
[Whispering] Stanley! Do you see him?

Stanley:
I'm not seeing him.

Alistair:
I just want you to know that I am sorry. I really saw Doug with my best friend.

Boog:
That's okay. I suck at pickin' best friends, too.

Alistair:
Are we good? You and me?

Boog:
Yeah. We're good.

Alistair:
Excelenté! I promise I will never tell you I'm coming back when I'm not!

Boog:
And I promise I'll make time for you, even when I got a bunch of important things goin' on.

Alistair:
Amigos?

Boog:
Yeah!

[Boog and Alistair do a fist bump]

Boog:
Amigos!

Alistair:
Ooh, this is nice! Talking like this! We will do this every night! A kind of... guy's chat! Si?

Boog:
Guy's chat... I like that!

Alistair:
Good!

Boog:
[Disguised as Doug] So what are you, some kinda llama?

Alistair:
I'm an Argentinian Camelid.

Boog:
What's an Argentinian Camelid?

Alistair:
It's a kind of llama.

Boog:
[Disguised as Doug] Look, Alistair, buddy...

Alistair:
Now wait in here until Doug is back at sunset. And everything is gonna be fine!

[He nods his head]

Boog:
All right, Alistair. If you say so.

[He leaves; Alistair then droops his ears and is sad]

[There is a giant, homemade chocolate cake with sticks serving as the icing]

Ursa:
What is it?

Rosie:
It's just a little somethin'-somethin' we set up for you!

Ursa:
[Touched] Oh, this is so sweet! Thank you for making me feel welcome!

[Ian, who is the ladies' coach, pops out of the cake and starts dancing]

Ian:
All right, ladies, look alive!

[The girls start cheering]

Gisela, Giselita:
[Annoyed] Oh, brother.

[They facepalm themselves with both hands]

[Doug is finally in the forest and sees all the woodland creatures there]

Doug:
This must be the place! Bearvana! [He gets some mud and puts his fur back with it to try and look like Boog] Finally! I'm the only bear! And all the animals are gonna worship me! Just like they did Boog!

McSquizzy:
[Upon seeing Doug, who is disguised as Boog] Boog's back, everybody!

All:
Boog! [They walk over to the disguised Boog, welcoming him back]

Doug:
Yeah, I know. It's good to finally be here.

McSquizzy:
You look terrible. And your voice sounds worse.

Rosie:
Yeah! [Whispering to Rosie] Complete caca, girl.

Doug:
What are you talkin' about? My voice is as smooth as silk.

McSquizzy:
Must've been rough out there!

Doug:
[Undercover as Boog] Rough? [Realizes] Yeah. It was rough all right. That's why I look terrible and my voice sounds like caca! Now why don't y'all run along and fetch me some goodies?

Ian:
Goodies, schmoodies!

Elvis:
Mother! I was attacked by a ferret!

[At the Maslova Family Circus, a dog and a cat see Boog with a red bowtie and hat and think he's Doug]

Dog #1:
There is something different about Doug.

Cat #1:
Looks like someone got hair brushed for a birthday!

[Mr. Weenie and the other domestics see Doug at the circus on TV and mistake him for Boog]

Mr. Weenie:
We have to do something!

Roger:
Let's go save him! Oh, I wanna go save him! Oh please, please, please, please!

Mr. Weenie:
[Gasps] We must hurry!

Doug:
I'm tellin' ya, Alistair. Someday, I'm gonna teach that diva a piece of my mind.

Allistair:
I'm sure you will.

Doug:
It wasn't like back at...

Alistair:
I know! The zoo!

Doug:
No, for the last time! [Alistair moves mouth to the words Doug says] It's the wild animal park! There's a difference, you know. Anyway, when I was in the wild animal part, no one treated me like that! All the animals worshipped me! There was one grizzly, one king of the jungle! Me!

Alistair:
Oh! Si!

Doug:
Just as soon as we get outta here, I'm gonna find a place just like that! And I won't forget your help. I'll be king, and you'll beeee... well, we'll find somethin' for you to be.

Alistair:
[Confused] Huh?!

Doug:
Okay, here's the plan. You lift the car, and we both squeeze through it. Go on. Give it a try.

Alistair:
You want me to pull something?!

Doug:
Have I ever done you wrong before?

Alistair:
Hmm...

[The scene cuts to a flashback where Doug keeps trying to do stuff, but injures Alistair in the process; cuts back to the present day; Alistair shakes his head]

Alistair:
You promise to take me with you?

Doug:
Of course I will. You're the yin to my --

Alistair:
Yang.

Doug:
What? No. What kind of word is "yang"? I was thinking like, "You're the yin to helping me get yout."

[After the guys' trip, Boog, Elliot, and the other males are on a hill watching the sun set]

Boog:
It doesn't get any better than this. Just me and my best friends in the world, havin' a good time.

Elliot:
You got it, Boogster. BFFs 'til the end.

[They do a fist bump]

Giselle:
Have fun, Elliot. And don't forget to keep an eye on Elvis.

Elliot:
Let's get a move on! Guys' trip waits for no deer.

Elvis:
Or buck! [Salutes]

Elliot:
That's right, son! [In the background, Gisela puts her hoof on her hip] You're old enough to take part in the sacred tradition that is... guys' trip!

Ringmaster:
Please welcome... the Juggling Pugs!

[The camera zooms over to two pugs juggling balls, along with Fifi]

Elliot:
[Whispering] Fifi! Do *you* see him?

Fifi:
[Not paying attention] Heh heh. Do I see what?

Doug:
[Undercover as Boog] I'm not your servant! I'm king of the jungle!

Reilly:
Well, technically, the lion is the king of the jungle.

Buddy:
And this is the forest.

Ian:
The jungle tends to be denser and hotter.

[McSquizzy slaps Ian]

McSquizzy:
Deer!

Ian:
What? I travel.

Doug:
Fine. Then I'm king of the forest! Either way, things are gonna change around here! [To Buddy] You, go get me some nice ripe berries! [To the skunks] And, you two, find me a good waterfall where I can have a nice soak! And, you, Doily --

Reilly:
Reilly.

Doug:
Whatever! You and your guys go build me a nice comfortable bed up on that hill.

Buddy:
Don't you mean your cave?

Doug:
Oh... [Realizes] yeah. My cave.

[The animals look at each other in confusion]

Doug:
MOVE!

McSquizzy:
[Whispering in Ian's ear] Better do what he says! He's gone blarney crackers!

Serge:
He's really lost it.

Deni:
Oui.

Buddy:
He could be stressed.

Ian:
It could be Mad Bear Disease.

Rosie:
Or Stupid Deer Disease!

Ian:
Seriously? Is that spreadin' around?

Buddy:
Maybe we took him for granted a little too far.

[When Bob and Bobbie leave]

Roberto:
Well, we might as well dig in since all hope is lost.

McSquizzy:
[During the quest to search for Boog] We can't miss a 1200-pound fat bear!

Ursa:
[To Boog] If just once I could perform the dance. The way it was meant to be. I would never meet a performer again.

Roberto:
Aha! The circus! This way!

[Roberto slides off the trailer and screams; a loud thud is heard]

Roberto:
I'm okay. I'm okay.

[Mr. Weenie meets Fifi -- who got neutered and no longer hates wild animals -- in Bob and Bobbie's RV]

Mr. Weenie:
[Scared] Fuzzy!

Roberto:
Yeah.

Mr. Weenie:
Nein!

Roberto:
Yeah.

Mr. Weenie:
Nein!

Roberto:
Yeah! You know, some animals are a lot kinder once they've been...

Fifi:
Fixed! Oh. Hi. Mr. Weenie. Come and sit with me. We can watch the television together.

Mr. Weenie:
[Looking scared] He's not still mad at me, is he?

Roberto:
I think his angry days are behind them, if you know what I mean.

Boog:
Whoa. Hold up, Elliot. I appreciate y'all tryin' to rescue me, but I need to talk to Ursa.

Elliot:
Ursa?! Who's Ursa?

Ursa:
I am.

[She and Boog hold paws]

All:
[Touched] Ohh!

[A bee buzzes around and lands on Elvis' nose; Elvis is about to sneeze]

Gisela:
Uh, Dad?

Elliot:
Quiet, Gisela! The slightest sound could wake the bees!

[Elvis sneezes and blows himself away; Elliot hits the beehive, falls, and the beehive lands on his head]

Gisela, Giselita, Elvis:
BEES!!!!

[During the mission to save Boog in the Maslova Family Circus, Nate is riding a tricycle and Mr. Weenie is sitting behind him]

Mr. Weenie:
Ach! I can't see him from back here! Any sign of Boog?

[Nate barks and sees Boog juggling on a unicycle with Ursa on a tightrope]

Boog:
Ursa!

Ursa:
You're doing great, Boog!

[After Boog climbs a cliff with Dinkleman in his mouth and spits him out]

Boog:
[Referring to the guys' trip] This is gonna be fun!

Gisela:
Uh, Dad? I thought you were going to apologize.

Elliot:
Ha! Apologize?! If anyone should apologize, it's him. [Points to Doug, who is disguised as Boog] To me. For... for... [Points to himself and has rash all over himself from also scratching himself in poison ivy] This! [Picks up Elvis' arm and Elvis also has rash on himself] And this! And this!

[Elliot coughs and bees fly out of his mouth; pause]

Elliot:
Well?!

Doug:
Uhh...

Elliot:
Oh! The silent treatment! Well, two can play at that game! Only I'm not playin'! Oh, sure, I was tied to the hood of a car...

Giselita:
[As Elliot is starting to rant; to Doug, who is undercover as Boog] Sorry, Uncle Boog. Dad hasn't been the same since you've been gone.

Elliot:
... Now look at me. A pathetic shell. And all because of YOU!

Doug:
Uhh...

Elliot:
It's too late now, Boog. This deer has sailed. [Walks off]

Gisela:
Sorry, Uncle Boog. I hope you guys can work things out. [She and Giselita walk off]

Giselita:
We're all glad you're back, Uncle Boog.

Doug:
[Referring to Elliot] That is one seriously messed up deer!

[After Bob and Bobbie leave to go look for Bigfoot]

Roberto:
Wow. Is she always like this?

Mr. Weenie:
Yeah, but it's not so bad. Mein friends! It's so good to see you all!

Stanley:
And you, too.

Roberto:
Ya look great!

Roger:
Weenie! It's been ages! [Sniffs his foot; makes a disgusted groan] Stinky foot!

[Roger puts his foot to Stanley's face]

Stanley:
[In disgust] Whoo! Whoo! Why?!

Mr. Weenie:
[Notices a sheepdog] Who's our new friend?

Roberto:
I'd like you to meet Nate. Nate, meet Mr. Weenie.

[Nate pants and barks]

Roberto:
He's the strong, silent type.

[During Elliot and his kids' rabbit fight, Elvis is seen sitting on a branch holding a rabbit]

Elvis:
[Sing-song voice] They'll never find me he-ere!

[After the males tell Boog that they won't be able to go on the upcoming guys' trip tomorrow]

Boog:
Then that's okay. At least I've got Elliot. He won't let me down. It'll be like old times! Me and E, the original partners!

Boog:
[After seeing a "Hooty-os" cereal box in the Puni Mart] Hooty-os? Hoot, hoot!

Boog:
See, I was with Ursa and, well, you know how it is when you're all caught up and--

[Alistair turns his back to Boog]

Alistair:
Hmph.

Boog:
Look, Alistair. [As he turns to talk to Alistair, he keeps turning his head away from Boog] Sometimes it's hard to find time for everything a-- and everyone that's important to you.

[Alistair blows a raspberry at Boog]

Boog:
Alistair.

Alistair:
Mm-hmm?

[Boog sighs]

Boog:
Alistair?

Alistair:
Hmm?

Boog:
You're right. I've been a bad friend. You might not believe this, but... I know exactly how you feel right now. And I'm sorry.

Alistair:
It's okay! I forgive you!

Boog:
Seriously?

Alistair:
That's what friends do. Right?

Boog:
Yeah! Amigos!

[After the Puni Mart's window gets smashed by Bob and Bobbie's RV's tire]

Gas Station Attendant:
I'm calling it a day.

[In Bob and Bobbie's trailer, Mr. Weenie and his domestic friends are all looking at the Maslova Family Circus poster]

Fifi:
I've seen those lights before.

[He runs over to the window]

Mr. Weenie:
Wait. You mean ze circus is just behind zose trees?

Fifi:
Yes, my new old friend! Boog is closer than we ever imagined!

[Boog is dressed in a red hat and bowtie and walks out of Doug's wagon]

Alistair:
No need to worry! You gonna knock her out with the real you! She'll be like, "Doug?! Who is Doug?! I'm all about Boog, baby!"

Roberto:
The circus is coming!

Fifi:
How can the circus be coming?! THE CIRCUS IS A TENT!! WITH POSTS!! STUCK IN THE GROUND!!! This is a highway!

Roger:
Group hug! [knocks the other pets off the highway]

[That night, Bob and Bobbie are driving on the road]

Bobbie:
Maybe we'll get some answers, Bob. Like if Mr. Weenie was probed or not.

Mr. Weenie:
[Terrified; wide-eyed] Nein!

[The pets are in the back of a balloon truck that stopped at a gas station near the Puni Mart]

Stanley:
How could you have been so wrong?!

Roberto:
I don't know. Maybe it's allergies.

[After the rabbit fight between Elliot and his children]

Gisela:
So, what do you wanna play next?

Elliot:
Well, let's play a game of... Shrub. Jump. Diving, where we jump into the nearest shrub and, uh...

[Runs with Elvis]

Elliot:
Come on, Elvis. I'll show you.

[Elliot and Elvis jump into bushes]

Gisela, Giselita:
Dad! No!

Gisela:
That's poison ivy!

[Giselita is trying to find Boog in the Maslova Family Circus and is disguised as a human kid; she sighs in frustration]

Giselita:
Where are you, Uncle Boog?

Alistair:
[Crying] The only... lonely bear!

Elliot:
I've been a complete failure! [Gets down on his knees] How can you ever forgive me?!

[He falls down and begins crying]

Giselita:
Uh... we were talking about you and Uncle Boog?

Gisela:
You should go talk to him.

[Elliot starts sucking on his thumb and is still crying]

Giselita:
[Rests her hoof on her hip] Or maybe we should go and get Uncle Boog and bring him here.

[She and Gisela start to leave, but stop]

Giselita:
And you're not a complete failure. You're our dad. We love you no matter what.

[They then turn around and leave]

Elvis:
Father?

[He pats his dad on the head]

Elvis:
It's okay.

Elliot:
[Mimicking Boog] "That's okay, E! Don't sweat it! You've got family obligations! And sometimes, you've got it cancelled!"

Boog:
Sometimes?! Don't ya mean "always"?!

McSquizzy:
Must have been rough out there.

Gas Station Attendant:
[Cleaning the Puni Mart window] There ya go, baby. Just like new.

Boog:
[Upon seeing Doug] WHOA! Another grizzly in the flesh! You don't know how long I've waited for this day! [sees Allistair

[Elliot is disguised as one of the circus dancers in the Maslova Family Circus]

Elliot:
Don't mind me. Just another circus dancer.

Ringmaster:
[As he and the other circus performers go to bed] Rehearsal's over!

[The pets are falling down and screaming; Fifi's metal balls are also falling]

Fifi:
No! No!

[He manages to grab them]

Fifi:
Thank you.

[Ursa is dancing and sees Boog and shrieks from getting startled]

Ursa:
What are you looking at?!

Boog:
Nothin'. I was-- well, you were... that was beautiful.

Ursa:
You are making fun.

Boog:
No. No, really. Uh... listen, Ursa. I know you've got no reason to believe me. But I gotta tell you the truth. I'm not Doug. I'm Boog. [Smiles]

Ursa:
You are right! I have no reason to believe you!

Boog:
Look. I never should've come here. I know that now. This was all a big mistake.

Ursa:
[Looks at Boog's fur] Why is fur dark?

Boog:
Like I told you, I'm not Doug. I'm Boog! I was just, you know, lookin' for a place where I belong. So if you'll just give me a hand movin' one of the carts, I'll be outta your hair.

Ursa:
Oh! Now I see through! You want me to help you escape and ruin circus!

Boog:
No!

Ursa:
You are pathetic, Doug!

Boog:
No, Ursa! Seriously!

[Ursa leaves and goes back into her cart]

Boog:
I just--

[Ursa slams the door shut; Boog then droops down and has a sad look on his face; a performer in the background is eavesdropping]

[In the dumpster to take cover from the severe thunderstorm]

Boog:
Who am I kidding? This whole thing was a bad idea. It's not a guy's trip with only one guy. [eats a Woohoo bar] I mean, it's not like I changed. He's the one that changed! He's the ones that flakes all the time!

Boog's Shoulder Angel:
But he's got a family. You should be more understanding.

Boog:
Yeah.

Boog's Shoulder Devil:
Understanding my butt! You're better without that independable, broken-horn plan-canceller!

Boog's Shoulder Angel:
But you guys are partners.

Boog's Shoulder Devil:
Partners?! [laughs] We're bears, baby! That deer's got nothin' on us!

Boog:
Yeah! You know, you're right! And do you know what would sound good right now? Another Woohoo bar. And I know just the place.

Elliot:
[Grabs a rabbit and gives some more rabbits to his children] Come on! Who's up for a RABBIT FIGHT?!

Gisela:
Can't we wait for Uncle Boog to get back? He was supposed to be home last night.

Giselita:
Yeah. Do you think he's still mad at you for ditching him on guys' trip?

Elliot:
He can stay on guys' trip forever as far as I'm concerned. [Laughs] What does he think?! That he just, you know, leave the kids alone [Gisela raises an eyebrow, while Giselita angrily rolls her eyes] while Giselle visits the mother-in-law of doom?!

[Repeated line]

Roger:
Meat Snacks!

[At the Maslova Family Circus, it is nighttime and Boog and Alistair are sticking their heads out of their carts]

Alistair:
He's not coming back.

Boog:
Give him a chance. It's still early. And besides, he's a grizzly. We're family.

Alistair:
It's all a lie! There is no Bearvana!

Boog:
Oh, come on, Alistair. He'll be back.

Alistair:
Grizzlies hate each other! It's in their genes!

Boog:
What are you talkin' about? Grizzlies don't hate each other.

Alistair:
The mens do! They are muy macho! Doug lied so you can help him escape! And I... I was a partner in crime! IN CRRIIIIIIIIIMME!!! [cries] OH, WHAT HAVE I BECOME?!?

Boog:
Doug's not coming back. And Ursa won't talk to me? What am I doin' here?

[In Bob and Bobbie's trailer, Mr. Weenie sees Doug and TV and mistakes him for Boog]

Mr. Weenie:
Hey, zat's Boog!

Roberto:
I don't remember Boog's fur bein' so light and spiky like that.

Mr. Weenie:
Listen! I know Boog and zat guy's Boog!

Stanley:
Whoa. That is Boog. He sure looks terrible.

Fifi:
Of course he looks terrible! They're trying to KILL HIM!!!

Fifi:
I hate dogs!

[In the forest, the rabbit kisses Dinkleman]

Boog:
[Shocked] Dinkleman! I didn't know you were a girl!

[The pets are trying to get out of the RV, when Nate picks them up and throws them out]

Fifi:
Aah! My stitches! Aaaahh!

[In the Puni Mart, Mr. Weenie and the domestics are trying to get the Maslova Family Circus poster, when Roger sees a jar of Meat Snacks]

Roger:
Ooh! Meat Snacks!

Gisela, Giselita, and Elvis:
BEES!

Gisela:
At least getting stung will get his mind off the itching.

Giselita:
Yeah.