Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension

[Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Candice, Phineas, Ferb and Perry are linked together by a chain hovering over a lava pit. Candace catches a key]

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz:
Oh, great, you caught it! Unlock me.

Candace Flynn:
Are you even paying attention?

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz:
[realizing he would fall into the lava pit if he was unlocked] Uh, that's right, i... it can wait. Later.

[Perry, shackled by chains to Phineas, Ferb, Candace and Dr. Doofenshmirtz, is holding onto the side of a cage above a lava pit]

Phineas Flynn:
Perry, let go!

Candace Flynn:
What? No! No! DON'T let go!

Phineas Flynn:
Perry, trust me!

Candace Flynn:
Two words, la-va!

Candace Flynn:
[happily] I'm gonna bust my brothers to my mom, and I'm gonna fail!

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz:
Wow, if I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels - which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

Phineas Flynn:
You know, I used to think you couldn't spell "platypus" without "us."

Ferb Fletcher:
Well, you can, but it would just be "platyp."

Phineas Flynn:
[to Perry] Imagine how much fun we can have together now that we know you're a secret agent.

Major Francis Monogram:
Yes, yes, the, uh... next fifteen minutes should be a real hoot.

Phineas Flynn:
You know, if we had two Perrys, we could put a net between them and play platy-polt badminton

Buford Van Stomm:
Who's Annette?

Phineas Flynn:
Ferb, that's it! I know what we're gonna do today.

Buford Van Stomm:
No, seriously, who's Annette?

Phineas Flynn:
One minute we were innocently launching ourselves across the city in a badminton platypult; the next thing we know, we're bouncing on up to the east side to your deluxe apartment in the sky.

Doofenshmirtz-2:
I spy with my one little eye a new tri-state area that's one dictator short of a dictatorship.

Normbot:
[norm-mode] I use aggression to mask my insecurities.

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz:
You know, I can't help but notice that your scar goes over your eye patch.

Doofenshmirtz-2:
Yeah...?

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz:
Nothing...

Phineas Flynn:
Okay, everyone, I think the tail is all set. I'll just go check with the foreman.

Isabella Garcia-Shapiro:
He's gone!

Phineas Flynn:
Hey, where's Perry? Did he really slip away? On his anniversary? Sometimes it seems like Perry's missed every single cool thing we've done all summer long. I guess he can do whatever he wants. After all, it's his day, right? [Perry stands behind the tree and throws a stone, which clatters to something]

Baljeet Rai:
Hey, what was that small noise?

Phineas Flynn:
Let's all go walk over to it! [Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Buford and Baljeet all go over towards the noise while Perry goes into one of his secret entrances]

Phineas Flynn:
[to Perry] You're a secret agent? And you've been living with us this whole time? Was that evil guy right? Were we just a cover story to you? I mean, were you ever really our pet or part of our family? Well, apparently not, 'cause you didn't trust us enough to tell us! Anyone else around here leading a bizarre double life?

[Ferb raises his hand up behind Phineas's back]

Phineas Flynn:
[without looking at him] Put your hand down, Ferb.

Phineas Flynn:
Well, I guess if you guys can't help us fix the remote, we could check with Isabella.

Phineas-2:
Who is Isabella?

Phineas Flynn:
The girl who lives across the street.

Phineas-2:
Mom says that talking to neighbours can be dangerous.

Linda-2:
[off screen] It's true!

Phineas Flynn:
Well, it's time you met her. Come on, you'll like her.

Phineas-2:
What about the Normbots?

Phineas Flynn:
Relax! We've been avoiding them all day. If you're really careful, you can... [a Normbot comes flying above their heads after they take three steps outside] Okay, we've got to be more careful than that.

Buford-2:
[after destroying a Normbot] I can't stand these things!

Phineas Flynn:
Hey, it's Buford.

Buford-2:
Who are you guys?

Phineas Flynn:
We're Candace's brothers. We're going to Isabella's.

Phineas-2:
Are you part of the Resistance?

Buford-2:
I used to be in the Resistance, but I got so good at it that I started resisting them.

[2nd Dimension Isabella and her squad of Resistance have just captured the two sets of Phineas and Ferbs, and 2nd Dimension Buford in an elegant way]

Isabella-2:
[in a hipster voice] Whatcha doin'?

Isabella Garcia-Shapiro:
It's weird that Perry's a secret agent, huh?

Buford Van Stomm:
Yeah, but it was obvious in retrospect.

[last lines]

Isabella Garcia-Shapiro:
Um, Major Monogram?

Major Francis Monogram:
Uhh, yes?

Isabella Garcia-Shapiro:
So none of us will remember ANY of today?

Major Francis Monogram:
That's right.

Isabella Garcia-Shapiro:
Good.

[Isabella kisses Phineas]

Phineas Flynn:
[pleasantly surprised] Isabella!

Isabella Garcia-Shapiro:
Hit it, Carl!

Phineas Flynn:
Wait, wait, wait!

[Carl hits the button of the Amnesianator]

Candace Flynn:
[finds her parents in the cinema] Mom!

Linda Flynn-Fletcher:
Candace, what are you doing here?

Candace Flynn:
You gotta come outside and bust the boys!

Linda Flynn-Fletcher:
I'm not leaving now. The girl is about to forgive the guy for the clich? misunderstanding. [a Normbot comes through the screen] Well, after she battles these robots.

Lawrence Fletcher:
Whoa, this 3D is amazing!

Candace-2:
You two, I've been spending all these years trying to keep my brothers safe, and suddenly their faces are all over the doofen-channel.

Phineas Flynn:
We're just trying to go home.

Candace-2:
Well, what's stopping you?

Phineas Flynn:
Right now? Quantam physics.

Phineas Flynn:
Wow! Saved by unconventional architecture.

[opening lines]

Phineas Flynn:
[shackled along with his friends while being led to a large, caged, ferocious beast] I'll be honest, Ferb, I'm having a hard time putting a positive spin on this, but I guess that's life, huh? One minute you're having the best day ever, and the next you're being fed to a monster the size of a two-car garage.

Isabella Garcia-Shapiro:
Hi, Phineas. Whatcha doin'?

Phineas Flynn:
Turning Perry's involuntary reflex into a sporting event.

Major Francis Monogram:
Good job, Carl! If you keep up the great work, you'll make Unpaid Intern in no time.

Candace Flynn:
Good-bye childhood folly, hello carefree, undemanding adult life!

Linda Flynn-Fletcher:
Yeah. Good luck with that.

Stacy Hirano:
I am a woman of science. At least that's what my horoscope said.

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz:
Is every platypus named Perry?

Phineas Flynn:
In a perfect world - yes.

Phineas Flynn:
Perry, no! We do NOT bite the elderly.

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz:
Holy boy! Even the great Francis Monogram's my slave in this dimension!

Monogram-2:
I prefer the term Indentured Executive Assistant.

Phineas Flynn:
So not only have you been leading a double life this whole time, but you sat there and let us help an evil scientist open an evil portal into an evil dimension - and you did nothing to stop us?

Ferb Fletcher:
Well, he did pee on the couch.

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz:
Wait a second! I just realized. That was a conscious choice. You peed on my couch!

Phineas Flynn:
[having learned that Perry is a secret agent] I'm... I'm sorry. I'm just having trouble processing this right now.

[Perry whips out a pamphlet]

Phineas Flynn:
[reading] "So you've discovered your pet is a secret agent..." I don't want your pamphlet!

Normbot:
Get me! I'm a Georgia O'Keeffe painting!

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz:
Behold! The Other-Dimensionator! Actually, this is the OTHER Other-Dimensionator. The other Other-Dimensionator's back in the other dimension.

Candace-2:
I spent every day of my life trying to protect MY little brothers. I had to grow up pretty quick around here to make sure THEY didn't have to.

Candace Flynn:
Gee, you make growing up sound like it's a BAD thing.

Candace-2:
You two - keep your heads down, and remember your training!

Phineas-2:
We never HAD any training!

Candace-2:
Well, keep your heads down!

[Alternate Dimension Phineas and Alternate Dimension Ferb lower their heads]

Candace-2:
Consider yourself trained.

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz:
Okay, step one is - push this button. Step two, stand back in awe!

[pushes button, machine producers one spark then quits]

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz:
Awww...

Doofenshmirtz-2:
Anyway, I don't know why you're being so uncooperative. All I'm asking you to do is make my machine work so I can invade and conquer your world and enslave your loved ones.

Phineas Flynn:
Come on, Perry. Let's go kick some robot chassis!

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz:
I never built an Amnesianator! I think I'd remember building something like THAT.

Doofenshmirtz-2:
Welcome, doomed guests. Come on, keep trudging. Doom is thataway.

Doofenshmirtz-2:
Oh, no, you don't! Ha-haa! Now the baseball is on the other foot! - or... however that saying goes.

Carl:
S-sir, are you crying?

Major Francis Monogram:
No, I'm sweating through my eyes.

[First lines]

Phineas:
I'll be honest, Ferb. I'm having a hard time putting a positive spin on this. But, I guess that's life, huh? One minute you're having the best day ever, the next you're being fed to a monster the size of a two car garage.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Yeah, well, welcome to my life!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
[to 2nd Dimension Dr. Doofenshmirtz] You know, I can't help but notice that your scar goes over your eye patch.

2nd Dimension Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Yeah?!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
[High pitched] ...Nothing.

(When Lawrence and Linda take a young Phineas, Ferb, and Candace to the animal rescue center)

Lawrence:
Come on, kids. Pick out any pet you want.

Linda:
Oh look, Phineas! This one's looking at you! [picks up Phineas and shows him the cat looking at him]

Lawrence:
And this one's looking at you, Ferb! [picks him up and shows him the dog looking at him]

[Candace walks through the aquarium section and all the fish swim away as she approaches them]

Young Candace:
Why won't anything look at me?!

[When Phineas and Ferb choose a pet playtpus]

Young Candace:
What would you even name a platypus?

Phineas:
[narrating about when they got Perry] 'Course Ferb and I knew exactly what to name you.

Young Phineas and Ferb:
Bartholemew.

Young Perry:
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Phineas:
Then when we got home, we renamed you Perry.

Phineas:
Oh, there you are, Perry.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Perry?

Phineas:
Yeah, he's our pet platypus.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Is every platypus named Perry?

Phineas:
In a perfect world, yes.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Aww, well, he's a cute little fella. Hi, there. [tickles Perry's chin] Gootchie... [Perry bites his finger] OW, OW, OW!

Phineas:
Perry, no! [he and Ferb pull him off] We do not bite the elderly!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Again, ow. No, it's okay, platypusses don't typically like me.

Doofenshmirtz-2:
Fix the machine!

Phineas:
No!

Doofenshmirtz-2:
Then you forced my hand! [takes out dog puppet; talks as puppet] Fix the machine!

Phineas:
No!

Doofenshmirtz-2:
Really? When I was your age, I did whatever a puppet told me to!

Phineas:
How old do you think we are?!

Doofenshmirtz-2:
Oh, I don't know. 1, 2? It's hard to tell with the one eye!

[Dr. Doofenshmirtz-2 shows Dr. Doofenshmirtz a picture of Perry without his hat.]

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension):
Now, what do you see?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
An ordinary platypus.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension):
[flips page to Perry with his hat] NOW, what do you see?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension):
You know, I'm beginning to see why you haven't taken over as leader in your dimension.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Well Mr. Eviler-Than-Thou how did you manage to take over the Tri-State Area?!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Simple. I used a big army of scary robots.

Robots:
[Using Norm heads] We should do lunch sometime!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
If you and I are the same person why are you so much better at being evil than me?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension):
True evil is born through pain and loss...when I was a lad, I once had a toy train...and then one day I lost it.

[Awkward pause for about 10 seconds]

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
That's...that's it!?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension):
What do you mean!?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
That's your emotionally scarring backstory? That's your great tragedy? Dude, I was raised by ocelots, literally, disowned by my parents and raised by Central American wildcats, and you're telling me you lost a toy train? That's it? That's all you got? Really? I had to work as a lawn gnome, I was forced to wear hand-me-up girl's clothing, neither of my parents showed up for my birth!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension):
Well how did you feel when ya lost that toy train?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Well I never lost the train.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension):
Well perhaps if you did maybe you would have done better. Since you've neglected to take over your Tri-State Area I will go over there and give my own shot.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Great! We can be a team!!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension):
[Sarcastically] R-r-right...a team.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Hey wait are you being sarcastic!?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd dimension):
[Sarcastically] Nooo!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Yeah right there I believe that is what I sound like when I'm being sarcastic!

Candace (2nd Dimension):
Are there four of you in this room?

Phineas:
Five counting Perry.

Candace:
Why are there four of you? And why is Isabella suddenly fashionable?

Isabella (2nd Dimension):
[Angrily] What do you mean suddenly?

[When Phineas disowns Perry and sends him away to follow 2nd Dimension Doofesnhmirtz's order to turn himself in]

Phineas:
You know, I used to think you couldn't spell "platypus" without "us". [walks back inside]

Ferb:
Well, you could, but it would just be "Platyp."

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Oh you caught it! Here, unlock me.

Candace:
Are you even paying attention?!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
(looks at the lava) Oh that's right the lava, it can wait.

Phineas:
Perry, let go!

Perry:
[looks at Phineas in shock]

Candace:
What?! No, no, don't let go!

Phineas:
Perry, trust me!

Candace:
Two words! La-va!

Phineas:
Trust me!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Now, Perry the Platypus, quake in terror as I punch a hole through to another dimension. Behold, the OtherDimensionat...

Norm:
Sir!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
What? What?

Norm:
I finished setting up the buffet.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Oh for crying out loud, Norm, I was in the zone.

Norm:
I just thought you were playing with your doll!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
It's not a dog, it's a stand-in (he said, picking up and showing a Perry the Platypus doll). Pretendy the PracticePus, see?

Computer:
Phineas and Ferb, this message is top secret, for your ears only. If you are hearing this, the Tri-State Area is at emergency alert level alpha red. Agent P needs your help.

Phineas:
How does he know we'll know what to do?

Computer:
He knows you know what to do. He also knows you two are the only ones capable of helping him because you two are the only ones capable of creating these.

[A door opens.]

Computer:
Auto scan replication initiated.

[Suddenly machines begin to recreate inventions Phineas and Ferb have built in the past.]

Phineas:
Ferb, I think I know what we're going to do today!

[Last lines]

Isabella:
Uh, Major Monogram?

Monogram:
Yes?

Isabella:
So, none of us will remember any of today?

Monogram:
That's right.

Isabella:
Good! [kisses Phineas on the lips]

Phineas:
[surprised] Isabella!

Isabella:
Hit it, Carl!

Phineas:
Wait, wait, wait!

[Carl fires the Amnesia-inator, erasing everyone's mind]