Picket Fences

Jill:
We killed him, Jimmy. He pulled the trigger, but this town killed Adam Wood.

[Watching a car of murder suspects drive by slowly]

Kenny:
They were speeding.

Maxine:
What are you talking about? They weren't speeding!

Kenny:
Sure they were. You just can't tell.

Maxine:
We were bad cops, Kenny, and all the applause in the world won't change that.

[The day after Kenny and Maxine have slept together]

Maxine:
What are you looking at?

Kenny:
Leftovers.

Judge Henry Bone:
Wambaugh!

Douglas Wambaugh, David Wambaugh:
Yes?

Judge Henry Bone:
Just what I need - Stereo Wambaugh.

Sheriff Jimmy Brock:
[interrogating Billy about his sexual relationship with Jimmy's daughter] Was that the first time?

Billy O'Connell:
No. About four months ago we made love.

Wambaugh:
Um. Once every four months. They might as well be married.

Sheriff Jimmy Brock:
[grabbing his holster] Doug, listen to me very carefully. You open your mouth again and I will shoot you.

Jill:
Your sperm is going nowhere near that woman. Am I being too subtle?

Ginny:
I think it's a cult. Maybe they worship ducks and inhale feathers.

Maxine:
No religion snorts ducks feathers.

Ginny:
How would you know? You never go to church.

Douglas Wambaugh:
[gesturing to the spectators in the courtroom] I ask that they all be jailed and strip searched, judge.

Judge Henry Bone:
Wambaugh, I'm in a lousy mood today...

Douglas Wambaugh:
Forgive me, but how is one to tell?

Douglas Wambaugh:
Douglas Wambaugh for the steamroller, your honor!

Jill:
Show's over, Joe. The Tin Man's dead.

Carter Pike:
It's not just that I don't trust you, Wendy. I don't trust myself to trust anybody, I don't know if I ever will.

Douglas Wambaugh:
Douglas Wambaugh for the body snatcher!