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Judge:
You've been found guilty of the charges brought against you. Do you have anything to say before I pronounce sentence.

Bad Boy Jeff:
Would it do me any good if I did?

Judge:
It might.

Bad Boy Jeff:
I don't think so. I ain't got nothin' to say.

Top Bunk Prisoner:
Suck it, you jailhouse fairy!

Top Bunk Prisoner:
[as Bottom Bunk Prisoner starts crying in pain] Oh, yeah. Yeah, lemme f*** your ass, you f*ggot! Yeah! F*** you with my big cock! Whoa, yeah! F*** your ass, you jailhouse f*ggot! Oh, yeah! Ooo! F*** your ass, f***in' queer! Oh, yeah, f*** your ass, you b*tch!

Bad Boy Jeff:
[finding himself groped] You like that, huh? Well, that'll cost you a carton of cigarettes.

Smoking Prisoner:
From what I hear - the story's out - it's a big one.

Bad Boy Jeff:
Two cartons and it's yours.

Bad Boy Jeff:
Yeah, you like that, don't ya. See, it IS the biggest around. You heard right.

Bad Boy Jeff:
Take it like a man, yeah.

Bad Boy Jeff:
Tighten it! Yeah, tighten that! Oh-ho-ho, yeah! Tighten it!

Bad Boy Jeff:
Oh, talk to me. TELL me you like it!

Submissive Shower Prisoner:
You guys lookin' for somethin'?

Dominant Shower Prisoner #1:
Yeah, a hot piece of ass. You have any ideas?

Dominant Shower Prisoner #2:
I need to get off real bad.

Submissive Shower Prisoner:
Well, why don't one of you guys go see if there's any bulls coming?

Prison Warden:
How's it goin', pretty boy.

Bad Boy Jeff:
F*** off, screw.

Prison Warden:
Still coppin' an attitude, huh?

Prison Warden:
I could make your life here much easier. I could even help you get out sooner... if you're nice.

[frequently repeated]

Bad Boy Jeff:
Tighten that ass!

Twink:
I really had a good time this afternoon. I'm really glad we met.

Jeff's Boyfriend:
Same here. It's been fun.

Twink:
Who's that guy in those pictures? Is he a brother or something?

Jeff's Boyfriend:
No, just a really close friend.

Twink:
I get it. Where is he at now?

Jeff's Boyfriend:
He got thirty days on a bum wrap. That's a long story.

Twink:
I have a feeling when he gets back I'm not gonna see much of you.

[a pause between them]

Twink:
[smirking] Let's do it again.