Prom Queen

Danica:
[creepy]... Danica...

Coach Zumwalt:
Lord, right now I ask for your victory today, Lord. And I know we're not supposed to ask to win, but I'm gonna do it.

Josh:
Listen to me, a girl won't take her shirt off if she isn't comfortable taking her shoes off... besides, do you realize how many pornos have been shot here?

Ben:
I thought I recognized this mattress.

Nolan:
Why the ugly face, Sadie?

Nolan:
So, who are you taking to Prom, Curt?

Curtis:
Prom is like wedding practice for the undead.

Nikki:
It's game day, Chad.

Nikki:
Do you like being in love?

Coach Zumwalt:
Yellow card? Who's getting a yellow card?... Me? What? For what?... No he, oh. He took his shir... I got caught up.

Danica:
Chad's not coming.

Coach Zumwalt:
That sucks.

Danica:
Are you going to be okay?

Coach Zumwalt:
I mean I have to be.... That's what my therapist says.

Nolan:
Dealer busts again! I got a system, man.

Brett:
You don't have a system.... what's you system?

Nolan:
[molesting Curtis] Feel it? It's still alive. And it's not going away again. Ever.

Josh:
[busting through the door] Hey, a**hole!

Coach Zumwalt:
[to Chad after Ben had been annouced as the prom king] That sucks, you know?... Oh, you seem busy. I'm going to see what I can do about a recount.

Ben:
Get away from my sister!