There's No Business Like Show Business
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[speaking of their children] I want them to have an education... a real education. They have to learn arithmetic and spelling and geography.
You never went past the sixth grade... and it was probably the fourth grade, because you said it was the sixth.
My age is the only thing I lie about, and I don't add on, I take off.
All right, the sixth grade, but there's nothing wrong with your arithmetic. You can whistle 'Mandy', do an 'Off to Buffalo', and count the house at the same time, and tell me within five cents how much is out there.
That's not arithmetic.
You're darn right that's not... that's higher mathematics.
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