Who's That Girl?

Montgomery Bell:
Excuse the mess, I recently lost Elwood my housekeeper.

Louden Trott:
He quit?

Montgomery Bell:
No, no, no. I lost him. I think he is in the west wing somewhere. Sometimes at night I think I hear him crying. It's most distressing.

Nikki Finn:
C'mon Lounde, haven't you ever done anything you were proud of?

Louden Trott:
Well, I used to be really good at fencing.

Nikki Finn:
See? There you go. I knew ya' had it in ya'.

Louden Trott:
Yeah, but of course my father would never come watch me.

Nikki Finn:
Why would your father wanna watch you turn over stolen goods? You're twisted!

Nurse #1:
Okay, okay, what's your husband's name?

Nikki Finn:
Louden.

Nurse #1:
And his last name?

Nikki Finn:
Clear.

Louden Trott:
Just tell me, I won't be upset. I really just want to know. Are you the Anti-Christ? You can tell me, really. I won't be mad. You are, aren't you?

Louden Trott:
You're lying.

Nikki Finn:
How do you know?

Louden Trott:
Your lips are moving.

Wendy Worthington:
Are you listening to me, Louden?

Louden Trott:
No. No dear, I'm not.

Wendy Worthington:
Is it possible for you to be any dumber?

Buck:
I-I don't see how.

Louden Trott:
We did one of your things already. We murdered the pimp and the fat man. Now it's time to do one of MY things.

Louden Trott:
Is this rent-controlled or what?

Montgomery Bell:
Actually - I own the block.

Wendy Worthington:
You'll take care of me, won't you Buck?

Buck:
Of course I will. I'm very muscular.