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Aphorisms A lamppost like a faucet that emits the light of the soul, we are only a temporary joke of measurement, slaves of inevitability in the void of simulation, inspired by illusions and ego imagination that we are more important than others, the truth in the current seconds, like waves of time, meditation on the truth in the present, you feel real, herd instinct of cynics, loneliness is a resort of truth, life is a hologram projection of nostalgia in the time loop of reincarnation, you are humiliated by empty hopes, people hide in disguise all their lives, they are just particles of someone else's pleasure, social networks teach love at a distance if you meet in real life then you start to enrage each other, social networks teach you to be bored, but not to love close, Mystical transformations of the distortion of truth, in search of a special sensual tone of perception of life, because of temptations, Poems Hot sex goddess, I love you to infinity, juicy, hot, sweet, you lit my penis like a torch, you are my hot sweetness, I get more and more pleasure when I look at you, tactile seduction, exciting temptation, sex telekinesis, sex telepathy in your eyes, you are bliss for my eyes, hot nights, I am filled like a glass of wine with passion for you, a bar of feelings, addiction of love passion, unconscious sincerity of tenderness, inspiring tenderness of dope of love passion, lustful delight of lust, your nipples are like roses that exude coconut juice of voluptuousness, hot tenderness in the brilliance of your body, I am chronically in love with you, sweet honey, every movement of yours excites, you are my erotically priceless beauty, neuron instinctively fall in love more and more, all my hormones bear the inscription that I am your sex property, spontaneously aroused , fall in love, lick and bite my lips, It excites me so much that I tore all the muscles of the penis, You are my eternal leader Illation, love epiphany, orgasmic insight, heart follows you, dreams more and more, flowering of passion in my soul spring, hot pleasure for my eyes, aggressive orgasmic stimulation, jokes I got a valentine with a phone number and an address and a condom and a nude photo of my boyfriend You need new kidneys and a heart, go to the butcher shop Burglary? He asks if you had sex This girl chewed on your buttocks and penis, she liked you Going back to an ex is as stupid as looking at the sun through a telescope during the day Chewing your lower lip is not an antidepressant. You send him antidepressant toys, he uses them so nervously it's like angry masturbation Girls, when they see me, chew their lower lip, I always confuse them, I excite them or make them nervous The guy tells the guy that none of the girls bought your nude, erotic poster for their toilet, moreover, it causes mental trauma and depression The guy is a sitter, here are the ladies business cards of a psychologist and vomit bags It's the Kamasutra or the erection twister game The sex of these people is like on a BBQ grill, he pours her body shine oil like barbecue sauce, and as her boyfriend calls himself in bed, it seems like an arsonist or a vagina bomber Your wife is swollen like she was attacked by a swarm of bees On your deathbed you say wake me up in five minutes He died, maybe you need to say a code word, how many times do people say they are not cyborgs, I'll try, I took out a loan in your name, the corpse suddenly starts to choke a friend I was told that acne cream is made from acne fat, when you smear acne cream on your face, new acne appears, the cycle of acne in nature Many politicians nervously bite their lower lip because of a bunch of problems, but what if it’s the other way around and thinks to themselves God how hot he is, why is he yelling at me, he probably wants to You are an alien and a robot, you have skinned a person, you are animators or at a masquerade, it is so stuffy for you to pretend to be a person Even your compliments are troll sarcasm She dominated the relationship with him, he danced naked for her, and she shoved coins into his anus so that he continued to dance like an automaton, then he had a caesarean section so that he would return everything to her Wow, applaud the buttocks Is she older than you? This is not a robe in the photo, but her skin, ten liposuctions and I can see what's under the robe Sale, it's like walking on a duct tape floor So northerners are buried in refrigerators. Without ice? Yes. Savages. For the first ten years, air conditioning and Wi-Fi work in a coffin, suddenly it will wake up stuffy and boring, until real death, it's like a hotel nearby where rooms are in coffins Why did hundreds of people want to kill her? Is she a spender? Are you a prostitute? Your vagina has a complicated schedule, even the sign is open and closed It is not clear what they say in these pop songs, as if the songwriter hit the keyboard with his fist Why does she not have enough teeth, she fights a lot, no, on the contrary, she brushes her teeth a little Your brother is so economical, he went to the dentist to remove all his teeth, in order to save on toothpaste and dentists, I paid him everything, I took him to a dentist friend, now he has fifty-eight teeth, they arranged your dentist for blasphemy, he does not understand anything in in this case, he's learning don't push him You're so old, you're like a crumpled soda can And how your son jumped on your wife's huge ass, like on a children's trampoline, how he screamed and cried when he was stuck between the buttocks, if he had been sucked in, no one would ever find him You were so in love with her that you thought she even had sweet poop Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

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