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Aphorisms You cut like paper, a gif animation of memories, you burn away nostalgia that darkens in oblivion, in the quantum DNA of spirals, temporal transformations of evolution, compressing in space and out of time, a spiral in space, a paleontological library of DNA, an anthropology of philosophical, biological development, in the synthesis of multi reality and multi-dimensionality, different worldviews, the vagaries of the body return to the Stone Age, a metaphysical projection of the intuition of true reality, in the absolute unity of all consciousnesses, Epitaph conclusions of posthumous insight, solipsism of the dream matrix, glociation (ice age) of the reboot of meaning, after the total destruction of egoism, blooming infinity of romance, everything just pleases with its existence, A poem of malice in the void of Vesuvius, insane self-love, new forms of thinking as a plantation of madness, and there is no prudence, the industry of selfishness, the prosperity of protagonism, capricious perfectionism, ego ananism, and lack of altruism, and humanism, the world is a projection of vicious imagination, hidden reflection, false transformation, fatal defeat with lies, infection with a tremor of fear, spiritual dust, all for the sake of fucking, and collapse, and vanity of the ego of the groin, the development industry of imaginary greatness, and difference, and there is no decency, ego flight into the void, going into the abyss a ticket to one, where there is none air and sound, there is despair and a curtain without dawn Poetry A gentle symphony of seduction, you are the highest creation, a poetic illumination of love for you, conceals bottomless passion, eternity in your sweet embrace, a true paradise of the heart, passion warms your skin with love, unconscious sincerity of tenderness, I submit to your true splendor, quiveringly attractive alluring beauty , marvelous aroma of pheromones, by nature a masterpiece of aphrodosiac, shook, sisyatryat, dick shaking, hormones dance, penis vibrates like a phone, I got an SMS in my penis, this is passion, you are a sweet attack, your passion is right in the mouth, we will explode everything with an orgasm your insides, pyrotechnician my penis, pyromania of passion all night, I’m not averse to bed with you again and again, you throw a hundred, all thoughts away, we rage all night, there is a smoke break from shock, there was parkour in all poses, from the dope of happiness, happy like a weed Beauty is your passionate frying, fate has no better gift, you move so sweet, it got too hot for me here, I just putty on my pants, I will cover up all your bad thoughts, you will move away from the shock of passion for a long time, I have two pistol magazines between my legs , defuse the whole clip, and we will give birth to triplets, create a strong family, keep your butt strong, I will appreciate your tender soul, caress with compliments, and confirm with arguments, reward me with applause, I am your faithful sex toy, the soul is like a soft toy, I read your thoughts like a wiretap, I'll be a friend and husband better than any of your girlfriends, I always need to be yours, take care of you passionately and amicably, I'll give you a nickname sexy, here's a cupcake, my sweet peach, Your beauty boils my blood, my eyebrow rises in delight, I want a reservation, but the night is between your legs, a cornucopia of passion is ready for battle, I will make the vagina sing orgasmic arias of sweetness, and your beauty makes cum amnesia, I don’t understand that they did a lobotomy, oh I dream about you, I forget my ex-girls, I don’t hide you, I appease you in my thoughts, I respect you, I open a new level of the world of endless passionate love for you, I answer when I visit you sadly, I worry, love and understand, your passion in the eyes is contagious, in It’s gratifying in your pants, your soul is smart, your portal of love between is open, with a strict work schedule, I’m the head of your fanfic, I look like your daddy, everything is in FIG, you excite like a vacuum pump, because you are a sex bomb, call my urologist from excitement tear of the penis, at the end of it everything foams from crazy love, jokes You have sex because Alphonse extended his parking ticket for living in the girl’s apartment, as a prostitute you say we will renew, auto stop prostitution, movement towards wealth like kept women Dad, you bought me a cool jeep, yes it's a Hummer, she goes outside with her father, and there, a children's electric car for children Scandalous Family Reality Sweepstakes Sex with your frigid wife, put your dick in the frozen meat compartment Flattery? You are flattering me? You thought of flattery to me, where did you go? For your huge wife Gemini is a creative crisis and laziness, meeting absolutely similar to yourself is cosplay, and copyright, Siamese twins, rudimentary twins is nature trolling The end of the month, the full moon, fangs, claws, blood from the mouth could not go to the manicurist, and the dentist and check the gums, monthly and salary are delayed, that's what ruins marriages, she's in this T-shirt: mom wet everyone, quickly pretend everyone is stupid, she smells fear under dull eyes, and a guilty smile Optimism is a gambling scam, marketing endorphins help empty wallets You flatter me, you overestimate me like a fraudulent, rigged grocery store scale. You just need to crush passion in bed, so the psychologist said, why do you pour gasoline on the bed, I want to ignite passion, you always take everything too literally A gym for exercise bikes, behind the screen it’s like a drug lord, creditors, and tax are chasing you, and you’re losing more calories on an exercise bike out of fear, you hear shooting, you can take off virtual glasses and go to a cardiologist You saw her boyfriend, he seems to be on sub-atomic gamma steroids, he does not get into the elevator, he is afraid to die, he always climbs to the twentieth floor on foot, and because of his height, he walks with a bent hump on which muscles grow, like a canyon, we put a flag there, he can’t remove it, they say he has a penis to the floor, he puts it in a sock, sometimes trips over it, used it once as a lasso, he was arrested for sexual harassment, when he starts to get scared, it seems that he falls on you a statue, they spit in his back, he turns back with a jump to see, because the neck does not turn because of the muscles, he can literally get a star from the sky to his girlfriend, while birds crash into him Liquid diarrhea, you got a blender in your stomach There is no waste dispenser in the body, no filing cabinet, no food, no emotional, there is anarchy of gluttony His fat is like melted cheese in the microwave, like a candle that burned for a couple of hours, and then the light was turned on just when everyone went to bed Are you in the top or in the pop He's got a middle finger sight on the end of his shotgun, the man was playing hide-and-seek with himself, the skeleton in the closet, it looks like it was never found, He lives in a scandalous family, that's why the troll Chinese gong, when the verbal fight starts, he knocks on their nerves High on laziness, I smoked all my brains, wrapped my joint like paper, my main jamb in life is your brain, and smoked with crazy thoughts of laziness Look how angrily your wife looks at you, she is angry and greedy, she is greedy, she shoots you with a look from a pistol with a silencer You have baldness of thoughts Dubious friends are a multiplication table of problems, no accountant can handle if they are all on loan And how your brother farts, right si 4 bomb, they called people in chemical protection, the store was temporarily closed, he had to be taken to the troops, he has a super weapon behind him, you can draw comics about him, the signature phrase stink from here Oh, sperm toxicosis, it’s like you’re shooting girls with a water pistol with light-infuriating music of emotions, porn music of the eighties is in your head, you need to load the gun with a special handle so that it shoots at sex targets, but over the years there is only urine, oh youth problems with alimony and creditors and bookmakers, the potency of optimism, it seems that you can do everything in the world, but over time it’s just a batch of spitting watering bowl that trolls you and you don’t understand whether you want to write or not, but without sperm we are smarter, from sperm all the girls in the world seem more beautiful, like from alcohol Your nose is so big, would you give it a liposuction and a lift, it's so big that the operator censored the nose, it's too big and erect This alcoholic has a brain in his head like in an aquarium of alcohol My bbw has big breasts and ass, which other girls don't, and you and your model have her ribs and crumpled pancakes for dinner, lift your dumbbell further (bbw), fuck your painted sheet further (model), yours will lose weight in a coffin , and yours is already disappearing like a black hole of space, only the anus remains, plug the hole with a dick, I hear from there her mats about how bad you are in bed, your skinny shrimp in bed, and my crazy nymphet candy, my racket is eager to fight, because she is a coquette, with my powerful explosion, sex impulse, like a nervous breakdown, and we don't need a break I heard your girlfriend never shaves, you even comb her whole body Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

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Fountains of orgasm from your beauty, excitement leads to a higher dimension of love, beauty that crushes any resentment and guilt, depression and greed, unbearably draws you in reality and in a dream, lovely bodily grandeur, true guise of erotic beauty, indifference to competitors, their impersonality is visible , excites obscenely, seductive difference, your beauty boomgasm (boom orgasm), one look like a policeman's order to stop moving a man's penis, fresh, juicy, sweet, shiny skin, the color of an appetizing sausage in refrigerator, I want to you with all my body and soul, the hot heat of passion devours me, hot to the point of madness, you are my passionate sweetness, erotic joy, shiveringly attracted to your infinite beauty, in careless romance I am devoted to you forever, intoxicating heat of passion, I long to know your depths beauty, in order to know your soul, in the true beauty hidden from the world, the secrets of miracles in your feelings of love, you excite you fall in love with frightening speed , you forever amaze with your beauty, and infect your mind with passion, reflect my sparkling desires, and water endless heights with my heart orgasm, even your ectoplasm is beautiful, feelings for you are beautiful and contagious, and so gratifying, I try to look smart, because being yours is vital, I love you bravely, I'm not at all afraid, The hot abyss of passion, the hot mistress of hearts, the ideal of male passions, I fall in love bottomlessly and am amazed and infected with fanaticism for your beauty, I fall incredibly in love, I am reflected in your beauty because you are an extension of me, kilograms of sperm in the eggs accumulate from your beauty, fall in love with my true reflects desires, without you the heart suffers forever, your beauty works like a vacuum pump, and when we have sex it's like a hydro pump, I stick to your beauty more and more from your infinite beauty it's harder and harder to breathe, the sweetness of skin color delights passion, the world transformed by you, the brutal excites the imagination, it infects, it charges the eggs with sperm like a hundred, so much that it's as if the veins will burst blood, the nerves tremble with beauty, like the vibrations of the message of the hundred that it's time to have sex, Your beauty drains all sources of passion, my inner world is in your power, you just stood nearby, but it seems as if you fucked with high quality, anyone will start smoking from your beauty, drive yourself crazy that you are not mine, an erection explosion will blow up the whole inner world, penis charred from your beauty, you are an aesthetic pleasure, a product of true beauty, endless lust, souls from my affection, souls from my compliments, souls from my lust, and endless attraction, you are an image not only of true beauty, but also of true happiness, you are insane lust , saliva flow, my true path is you, a poem of lyrical tenderness is a bridge leading to you, everything in me sings of you, remembers and intensifies love for you to infinity, in the love of carelessness of romance, my love is indestructible, because I appreciate it to infinity, everything my limbs reach for you, the soul crawls out of the body and wants to enter you, to know depths of beauty, Exactly right, the intuition of an erection does not fail me, it leads to marriage with you, it always turns me on, from your beauty I end for no reason, the spring breeze of tenderness, caresses the romance of your beauty to infinity, in love carelessness, we are immortal because we are together forever, your beauty caresses the spirit jokes You've got a shaped chin, you're carving wood Are you a prostitute? Your ass had a hard day Now it's fashionable to be incomprehensible Your diary is a complete diarrhea of life He thinks that he is the lord, his chick without an Adam's apple, he will not get a stick from her at home, a roar, his huckster is waiting for him on the street When the financial end of the world comes, your big ass is the first thing your close people will eat, big ass in an apple in the anus, with barbecue sauce, they will say yami, it is so big that it won't get into any stove, no, you have more half of the body will remain, this is for the winter Kidnapped by an alien, giggled and that's enough, and change the previous chip in the anus, it itches and squeaks at four thirty in the morning, remove this vibrator, what are these capsules filled with water with aliens, what are these pickled cucumbers, where is the book of complaints, my planet is a skiff, how to get a visa in your planet, can i have a sex visa for starters, don't try to disable me again through the chip in the anus, that remote is floating in the aquarium of those capsules Sex is a joystick of erogenous zones, do an orgasmic combo fatality to your girlfriend Anger is as if the soul powerfully farted in the mouth I slept as if I had dropped fifteen kilograms of poop from my soul, hmm, you lost weight I have a kilogram of burgers, and a salad, I follow the figure Do you remember that girl, she tore his whole penis to shreds with her braces when she did an aggressive blowjob, she couldn't stop, she made a cool carving with her glands I don't want to go into the kitchen? Why? There is your brother. You say that like you saw a spider in the kitchen You draw her boobs in the armpits You are constantly in trouble, you have a visa in the anus of life He went out for a walk with his son, and he was just doing circles in the yard with his son, he was just walking him like a dog Gays everywhere, save asses, hello, I want to insure my ass from attacks and damage, security will walk with you with batons and shockers, guard your ass, the security guard gives an interview well, we guard his ass, turn off the camera, turn off the camera How he gets on my nerves, he's just Mozart He stood up and showed those who were wrong the middle finger, it turned out he imagined, again imagined that you were showing them the middle finger, leave me alone, you are cool only in your imagination and from afar, for creativity you need a place at a safe distance Why did she take a picture so far away, my penis is nearsighted From growth hormones, you will not be mega-giant in size and demolish entire cities with your dick He always goes through a thorough ass check at the airport because he has a suspicious face, they stick a camera with a flashlight up his ass, they look for drugs and a bomb among the poop, and at the end they give a lollipop as an apology You have hairy boobs, look like overgrown male balls Your nose seems to have been polished with a plane, your plastic surgeon is an abstractionist, your nose is a take-off area for skiers, I have a big nose due to a cold, sinusitis potatoes You know how hard I can talk, you will shudder in your sleep, said the man who cannot bring home a hundred thousand tenge, you just watery eyes, you just ran away and cries like a baby When you sit your big ass in the seat, you turn on the emergency lights, because someone might die. Vagina in a tube, it's like a butter churn in our village You are more careful with this fat man, he has been learning to eat more since childhood. Cops in the sauna investigating a murder how could he stab him with his dick it's a powerful viagra he threatened him with a gun it stabbed that dick then he choked his ass with a fart you say he came up with a new kind of martial arts savvy As soon as he borrows a lot of money from you, he disappears. Borrow a million dollars bank for a stupid scientific project, they answer the brother tomorrow I will give it back, he runs to the helicopter with money in a suitcase, which is going to the island I can't stand it anymore, but what about the extra bonus of patience, patience on credit, this is already overtime of my patience Beautiful huh? you have mouth evacuation I almost died my whole life flashed before my eyes, the trailer was so-so, as deceitful as all the trailers, they didn’t even indicate me in the credits Motivation is like a tooth decay alarm, you only brush your teeth when your tooth hurts. Even sperm cells have a visa There are smoking booths, his fart booth business never took off. Why does a man have a beard? To pretend to be an adult Fear is like a prostate, you pee with blood from it Skinny people sex, stick rubbing His speech is mind blowing, viral stupidity He has a high acidity in his mouth, his saliva is used to make sprays of sulfuric acid for construction materials and emetic sprays for self-defense. My bladder is broken, as if a powerful jock, clenching the urinary canal with all his might In fights without rules, he drinks a lot of water so that when he is kicked in the area of ​​the bladder, he pisses himself off and they stop beating him if he loses, because they thought that he was afraid She pees, she cries Tranquilizers of laziness to make people too lazy to do stupid things So you're saying transvitivism is cosplay. Why do I need a thermos with a fingerprint function so that they can’t spit in it, you sometimes ask such stupid questions Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

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