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Aphorisms Marketing and populism, activate the force field of skepticism. Honesty will save you a lot of money in love. The lingering note of the violin flying into space, the note of the piano as a tear of regret, the note of the violin carried away into the depths of eternity, the colors of chaos in the hands of sociopaths, the media harvests stupidity, and the ego is a farm of stupidity. A presentation, a documentary, a conference on how much of a brute I am for not taking out the trash. Prison of no understanding. Telepathy of intuition of empathy is the world language of the world. Unstable chaos of perception due to self-interest. Will is your photoshop with which you change reality. jokes She is so thin as if she was rolled out with a rolling pin economic riser In old age, the penis is like a watering can, strictly dosed trickles, like sex with his wife. Doctors are not vulgar? So in their lexicon they say the word insert more often than others. Sex of saints, how is it? Just pat on the shoulder as a friend. Why can't her snoring be cured? I'm snoring to determine if she's alive or not A stand-up comedian performs in the hall, a man screams from the audience that is not funny, the second brutal man screams show me the penis. Comedian: Penis? Why are there only men in the room? Like you said the club is called, banana paradise. Oh no. No no no. The comedian runs out and the guys catch him. I'm sorry, I'm not gay, I'm not gay, the guy show me such a penis. He shows with tears, all the guys started laughing, that was funny. Get out. I'll fire my agent. Guy: You're not manly enough. Another guy: yes, but you have like a hairstyle like a feminist, a woman of age who mows down like a boy. Looks at women: enough boys. Asian women stretch pleasure to passion like a slime, it will break quickly if you finish quickly. Why does your penis cum so fast, is it ticklish. So she is insatiable in sex? Milking machine, and you sang with happiness: mu The director of the bank is the godfather to whom you kiss the ring, and something else if you are guilty. Take a giant loan and run away from the country and rob the state treasury? You watch too many cartoons. He's thirty and still watches cartoons. For adults. Anime? No for adults. Why don’t you go to the dance floor, I didn’t come here for this, but why, I watch drunk boobs and priests shaking. It is clear why the club is called. Coco is like coconuts (buffers) Bongos (Priests), well, who do you stick your spear into (penis). Skepticism, your guardian angel in the sales world. Human stupidity is painful. Did you sue your ex-wife for your penis? Was the judge a man? Yes. All clear. Woman: my husband is not young, and how do you like sex with him, like a dispenser of toothpaste, soap, seeds. Why do you need a sweater with a high collar, Lord, she sees a penis everywhere, she has not had sex for a long time. Naked man on the ground with a bouquet of roses in his ass, I like it, the original flower vase, my husband burned it with this lover, how vital and painful, these flowers have thorns How to prolong love? We will renew (that's what prostitutes say) Why does it say juicer above your vagina How to send off an annoying boyfriend? Well, I'm like that, I think with my penis all the time. The boyfriend will answer, and I'm a vagina The brain is like a rubber ball, defends against the walls of the skull Breaking up is hard, like a ruptured spleen, now you have two spleens I love it when fat women gurgle when walking You still haven't found a girl for a guy, I came in without knocking, and he stroked his penis like a cat looking at the photo of the former Beautiful well, straight beef steak in honey for a hungry bear Don't cum so fast, it's sex, not cum donation Why did you bite a naked girl, she had so much food on her, she is part of the service, not an appetizer, and her hair is not a napkin, and why was it necessary to make kuni, I wanted to get a cherry And when I was naked, and remember, let's drink to me, drink, you will go into a binge, and this, this does not count, but this, this, and this, and this, and this, where did you get so much A clothing store for the overweight, it’s called the largest, it’s understandable why the store is called that right there, the prices are x x ale, sorry, a lot of material is spent on the fabric, I’m looking for a dress, not a military tent, do you remember, dear, what a hot camping we had. Pack a tent? How sweet you made him eat almost the entire tent, next time I talk to the sellers. Is your girlfriend a soldier? And how many push-ups does your penis do. Better say how many penis squeezes. Hard squeeze. Don't like porn? Why? I'm jealous. Well, I'm sorry it's not yours. He is an abstractionist, a dash addict, like a conversation with a woman, it doesn’t matter what they talked about, the main thing is she enjoyed it, now you feel what they feel after sex, what it was, and you feel used Your moped is a vibrator, it’s understandable why you ride it so much and the seat is wet, it’s all leaking yes, after the washing machine you need to bring a rag, after a hard wring He's pimply like a bubble wrap Thank you for the chain honey, the chain is small, damn baby don't strangle yourself, you have a muscular neck Why is there so much sunscreen in the coffin, he sinned a lot, you think that he will go to hell It's not funny at all, we spent a whole day under high-power solarium lamps, why are they on the office ceiling Well, how do you like sex with that fat woman, iron, train, bulldozer swept with the breeze, the iron, unlike thin girls, is hot, children indulge in twigs, and real men with big ones Technological ideas A quantum amplifier, connected to two connected helmets, husband and wife, or boyfriend and girlfriend, they have a love experience that makes them feel like they have been living together for more than a billion years. This enhances their love. They feel immortal. Neuro-neon tattoo, glows when a person is having fun Poetry You are a masterpiece of the lust of the Gods. Continuous increase in attraction. Moaning like a hot growl of passion, lustful honey, we will know the depths of lustful passion, in the bottomless ocean of falling in love like half a fish, we will know to what extent we love each other, that my body was created only for you alone, the connection with you is infinitely beautiful, the poetic eloquence of feelings in orgasm of delight, painting fiery colors of passion, the radiance of love in the heart, we are united to the very depths of the soul, the rhythm of my heart is in time with yours, this is hip hop, a storm of pheromones, blows and takes to you, drags you into your beauty, no time, no nothing in the world, there is only you in this world, You are just the nectar of the gods, full of vitamins and minerals without preservatives, your beauty is a dirty trick, dissolve in the light of your infinite divine, beautiful beauty, your tender beauty is incendiary and romantic like a disco ball in a disco , poetic music of feelings, how tender love sounds in your eyes, and infinite greatness cannot surpass your beauty, the world adorns your joy, one kiss is forever sweet on m on both lips, this is the eternal euphoria of romantic tenderness, I drown in the sentimental romance of the ocean, where the bottomless beauty of your soul, the mermaid of eternal beauty, in my eyes you are billions and billions of times more beautiful, infinitely more beautiful and valuable, draws you into your beauty, into the dimension eternal pleasures, where only you and me. You are so hot, I need sunscreen, and eternity is not enough to enjoy your caresses and hugs, erotic magic of seduction, I lose consciousness from the pleasure of your beauty, a masterpiece of pleasure in the nervous system, she feels only you, the body and soul always demands only you, only your kiss of love can make you cum, seconds like calories of pleasure, terabytes of nostalgia, epic romance of values, sincere passion to shiver, a kiss penetrates into the depths of the soul, the nervous system of the soul cannot withstand so much passionate love lust, to tears an aesthetic feeling of love happiness and joy, in this kiss, I see the endless valleys of the beauty of your soul, where we are happy together, and the only thing that matters is that we are nearby, like a DMT effect, like a sex shower, I feel that I love you all eternity and infinity, a masterpiece of pleasure, all the blessings of the world, all the pleasures and pleasure in this kiss. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

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