Magnum, P.I., Season 2

Higgins:
As you may have noticed, I've fired the groundskeeper. Until I can find a successor, I'd like you to assume some of the responsibilities.

Magnum:
But Higgins, I don't know the first thing about gardening!

Higgins:
I assure you, the kind of work I had in mind requires no intelligence what so ever.

Magnum:
Like what?

Higgins:
Like distributing 1500 lbs. of recycled vegetation that was delivered this morning.

Magnum:
Recycled vegetation!? What do you mean 'recycled vegetation'? Recycled how?

Higgins:
[smiles] Through a cow.