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Amy Beth Schumer is an American stand-up comedian, actress, and writer.

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Of course, we’re in Florida, you’re going to boo, i know you’re here to laugh, but you choose how you’re going to live your life, and it’s just too important… Just so you know, from now on, if you yell out, you’re gonna get thrown out.

Amy Schumer

Found on FOX News
1 year ago

Entertainment

Please turn your phone off.

Amy Schumer

Found on FOX News
1 year ago

Entertainment

My heart goes out to Jillian and Mayci, to the survivors, to the families and everyone who was tied to the tragic, senseless and horrifying actions of this man who shouldn’t have been able to put his hands on a gun in the first place, i’m not sure why this man chose my movie to end these two beautiful lives and injure nine others, but it was very personal for me.

Amy Schumer

Found on Reuters
2 years ago

Entertainment

The time is now for the American people to rally for these changes, these are my first public comments on the issue of gun violence, but I can promise you they will not be my last.

Amy Schumer

Found on Reuters
2 years ago

Entertainment

I’m not sure why this man chose my movie to end these two beautiful lives and injure nine others, but it was very personal for me.

Amy Schumer

Found on Reuters
2 years ago

Entertainment

I love this show. I'm a fan of the show, kaitlyn's( Bristowe) my favorite person that has ever been on the show, and I hope she finds love.

Amy Schumer

Found on CNN
2 years ago

Entertainment

At this point, Bill Cosby probably can't get in any legal trouble, that's not what this is about.

Amy Schumer

Found on CNN
2 years ago

Entertainment

People do recognize me on the street, but I have the same friends, and I go to the same restaurants, my publicists want to kill me because I dress like a newly homeless runaway.

Amy Schumer

Found on CNN
2 years ago

Entertainment

They were right there! The epicenter of American (celebrity culture.) Gotta do it, it was the best.

Amy Schumer

Found on CNN
2 years ago

Top News

I saw them, and I asked my publicist, 'Can I dive in front of them and act like I fell?' And she said, 'I can't stop you,'.

Amy Schumer

Found on CNN
2 years ago

Top News

I would never. I think he looks good, we have the same hair.

Amy Schumer

Found on FOX News
2 years ago

Latest Headlines

I want everybody to see the movie just so they know how messed up I am, i can't wait.

Amy Schumer

Found on FOX News
2 years ago

Latest Headlines

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