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Calvin (Bud) Marshall Trillin (born December 5, 1935 in Kansas City, Missouri) is an American journalist, humorist, and novelist. He is best known for his humorous writings about food and eating, but he has also written much serious journalism, comic verse, and several books of fiction

Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry. Calvin Trillin »
Health food makes me sick. Calvin Trillin »
If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers? Calvin Trillin »
Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place. Calvin Trillin »
Math was always my bad subject. I couldn't convince my teachers that many of my answers were meant ironically. Calvin Trillin »
The average trade book has a shelf life of between milk and yogurt, except for books by any member of the Irving Wallace family - they have preservatives. Calvin Trillin »
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. Calvin Trillin »

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