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United States writer of humorous stylized stories about Broadway and the New York underground (1884-1946)
One of these
days
in your travels, a guy is
going
to
come
up to you and
show
you a
nice
brand-new
deck
of
cards
on which the
seal
is not yet broken, and this guy is
going
to
offer
to bet you that he can
make
the
Jack
of Spades
jump
out of the
deck
and
squirt
cider
in your
ear
. But, son, do not bet this man, for as sure as you are
standing
there, you are
going
to end up with an
earful
of
cider
.
Damon Runyon
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