- "Coolidge is dead"
"How could they tell?
Dorothy Parker » - A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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- Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
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- Every year, back come Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up with plants.
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- His voice was a intimate as the rustle of sheets.
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- I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.
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- I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
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- I might repeat to myself slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound - if I can remember any of the damn things.
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- I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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- I went to a convent in New York and was fired finally for my insistence that the Immaculate Conception was spontaneous combustion.
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- I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things. I don't do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more.
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- If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
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- If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
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- Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
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- Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses.
Dorothy Parker » - Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea And love is a thing that can never go wrong And I am Marie of Roumania.
Dorothy Parker »
- Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Romania.
Dorothy Parker » - She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.
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- Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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- That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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- The affair between Margot Asquith and Margot Asquith will live as one of the prettiest love stories in all literature.
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- The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires.
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- The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant --- and let the air out of their tires.
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- The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires.
Dorothy Parker »
- The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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- The only "ism" Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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- The two most beautiful words in the English language are ``check enclosed.'
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- They sicken of the calm that know the storm.
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- This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
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- Trapped, like a trap in a trap.
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