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Jean Kerr (July 10, 1922 -January 5, 2003) was an American author and playwright
A
lawyer
is never entirely comfortable with a
friendly
divorce, anymore than a
good
mortician
wants to
finish
his job and
then
have
the
patient
sit up on the
table
.
Jean Kerr
»
Being
divorced is
like
being
hit by a
Mack
truck-if you survive you
start
looking
very carefully to the
right
and
left
.
Jean Kerr
»
Even
though a
number
of
people
have
tried, no one has yet
found
a way to
drink
for a
living
.
Jean Kerr
»
Hope
is the
feeling
you
have
that the
feeling
you
have
isn't
permanent
.
Jean Kerr
»
I
feel
about airplaines the way I
feel
about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful
things
for other
people
to go on.
Jean Kerr
»
I'm tired of all this
nonsense
about
beauty
being
only skin-deep. That's
deep
enough
. What do you want, an adorable
pancreas
Jean Kerr
»
If you can
keep
your
head
when all about you are losing theirs, it's just
possible
you haven't grasped the
situation
.
Jean Kerr
»
Life
with
Mary
was
like
being
in a
telephone
booth
with an
open
umbrella-no
matter
which way you turned, you got it in the
eye
.
Jean Kerr
»
The average, healthy, well-adjusted
adult
gets up at seven-thirty in the
morning
feeling
just
plain
terrible.
Jean Kerr
»
The
real
menace
in
dealing
with a five-year-old is that in no
time
at all you
begin
to
sound
like
a five-year-old.
Jean Kerr
»
You don't seem to realize that a
poor
person
who is unhappy is in a
better
position
than a
rich
person
who is unhappy. Because the
poor
person
has
hope
. He thinks
money
would
help
.
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