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John William -Johnny- Carson (October 23, 1925 - January 23, 2005) was an American television host and comedian, known as host of The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson for 30 years. Carson received six Emmy Awards including the Governor Award and a 1975 Peabody Award; he was inducted into the Television Academy Hall of Fame in 1987. He was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 1992, and received Kennedy Center Honors in 1993

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. Johnny Carson »
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. Johnny Carson »
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. Johnny Carson »
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. Johnny Carson »
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. Johnny Carson »
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day. Johnny Carson »
Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair. Johnny Carson »
Only lie about the future. Johnny Carson »
The Hollywood tradition I like best is called "sucking up to the stars." Johnny Carson »

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