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Josh Golin

This is Josh Golin. He grew up, then KLABAM! he was an adult, and now hes on this website. Bonus fact: He has a teeny tiny daughter named Clarismo Shlabam. The end PS. then he wanted to get some groceries to feed his hungry family so he So he straightened his jaunty cap and set out into the world.

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One day I will become an astronaut and play mini golf on the sun. Goodbye papa, goodbye mama. I must continue to be the first little Italian boy in space

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The printer is broken again! Nothing prints!

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These are children talking in their own homes about anything and everything. Why is Amazon keeping these voice recordings?

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TikTok should be nowhere near children and children should be nowhere near TikTok.

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Found on FOX News 5 years ago

By letting their food speak for itself, Panera allows children to learn how to make food choices for the right reasons.

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Found on Reuters 7 years ago

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LILCBOIII666
Joshy’s Little Dog skipped down the road and followed him to school.
The children laughed and cried,“Go home, Fuzzball. No sheep wanted here.”
Joshy’s Little Dog blushed bright red.
Fuzzball, indeed. Had a little dog no right to learn, he wondered?

Joshy hugged him. Joshy patted him. “Go home, my Little Cotton Ball. It’s against the rules for a dog to go to school.”
But Joshy’s Little Dog wanted to learn. So he straightened his jaunty cap and set out into the world.
“From now on call me Oscar!” he announced. “’m tired of looking like a dog. It’s time for me to have some style!”

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LikeReply 23 years ago
- LILCBOIII666
  Thanks to @joshyboifan#1 for helping me write this. He is my main man. Love you bro
  LikeReply 23 years ago
- joshyboifan#1
  don't make me cry bud
  LikeReply3 years ago
joshyboifan#1
joshy boi u 2 cool 4 school duuuude
LikeReply 13 years ago
joshyboifan#1
sup joshy boi u r de literal bestest
LikeReply 13 years ago
Jennifer Smith
meh.
LikeReply 33 years ago
- joshyboifan#1
  don't insult pooor little joshy boi. he never hurt a sould. poor poor joshy boi, always being picked on in the school yard. but he has big dreams, you'll see. YOU'LL *sniff* SEE!!!
  LikeReply 33 years ago