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Famous Lily Tomlin Quotations
Mary Jean "Lily" Tomlin (born September 1, 1939) is an American actress, comedian, writer and producer who has won several Tony Awards and Emmy Awards, plus a Grammy Award
Man invented
language
to satisfy his
deep
need
to complain.
Lily Tomlin
»
Ninety
eight
percent
of the adults in this
country
are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two
percent
that get all the
publicity
. But then, we elected them.
Lily Tomlin
»
No
matter
how cynical you get, it is
impossible
to
keep
up.
Lily Tomlin
»
Reality
is a
crutch
for
people
who can't
handle
drugs.
Lily Tomlin
»
Reality
is
nothing
but a
collective
hunch
.
Lily Tomlin
»
Sometimes I
worry
about
being
a
success
in a mediocre
world
.
Lily Tomlin
»
The
trouble
with the rat
race
is that
even
if you win, you're
still
a
rat
.
Lily Tomlin
»
We're all in this alone.
Lily Tomlin
»
Why isn't
there
a
special
name
for the tops of your feet
Lily Tomlin
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