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Phyllis Diller (born Phyllis Driver, July 17, 1917) is a Golden Globe-nominated American comedienne, considered to be one of the pioneers of female stand-up comedy

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. Phyllis Diller »
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. Phyllis Diller »
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. Phyllis Diller »
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. Phyllis Diller »
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. Phyllis Diller »
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. Phyllis Diller »

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