They Call Me Bruce? 
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Bruce: Do you like sushi like I like sushi?
Cowboy: I like Susie... Susie's my girl!
Bruce: Oh, I had sushi last night!
Bruce: I am a sex object. I always ask women for sex, and they object.
Bruce: Freddy, I was once run over by a Toyota... oh what a feeling.
Anita: My name's Anita. What's yours?
Bruce: They call me Bruce.
Anita: Bruce? Like Bruce Lee.
Bruce: Of course.
Anita: Then you must know kung fu.
Bruce: Yes, I stepped in some yesterday.
Bruce: What is?
Bruce: You're a 10!
Bruce: You're a 10 where you should be a 36!