Bruce:
Do you like sushi like I like sushi?

Cowboy:
I like Susie... Susie's my girl!

Bruce:
Oh, I had sushi last night!

Bruce:
I am a sex object. I always ask women for sex, and they object.

Bruce:
Freddy, I was once run over by a Toyota... oh what a feeling.

Anita:
My name's Anita. What's yours?

Bruce:
They call me Bruce.

Anita:
Bruce? Like Bruce Lee.

Bruce:
Of course.

Anita:
Then you must know kung fu.

Bruce:
Yes, I stepped in some yesterday.

Bruce:
What is?

Bruce:
You're a 10!

Bruce:
You're a 10 where you should be a 36!