84C MoPic

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Soon to be promoted to PFC: private f***ing civilian!

MoPic:
I was working in a lab, back in the rear - post-production. Sometimes we would get these cans of film in, you know? No cameraman, just the reels of film. And, we hear he got shot, he's dead or something. But the spookiest is thing is waiting for that film to develop, man, because you didn't know what you were gonna see. Sometimes you saw nothing. But other times...

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When OD goes to heaven, he'll be looking for booby traps...

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I wouldn't sh*t you. You're my favorite turd.

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I'm so short I can parachute off a dime.

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I'm so short you gotta dig a hole to kick my ass.

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I'm so short I could tickle a pissant under the chin.

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You two are noisier than two skeletons f***ing on a tin roof.