Adventures of the Gummi Bears

Adventures of the Gummi Bears



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Year:
1985
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Toadie:
Okie dokie, Dukie!

[repeated line]

Gusto:
What in the name of fur?

[repeated line]

Gruffi Gummi:
Well, I'll be bounced!

Tummi Gummi:
[first lines: "A LGummi a Day Keeps the Doctor Away"] Gee. Maybe my paw isn't as green as I thought it was. These tomatoes look sadder than me when Grammi says she's outta cookies.

Doctor Dexter:
Step right up, folks, and tickle your taste buds with Dr. Dexter's new and improved magic elixir, guaranteed to cure all your aches and pains.

Man:
The only pain we got is you.

Toadwart:
[Gad and Zook are thrown into Dregmoor] Sky-diving season come early this year.

Duke Igthorn:
Move it, Toadwart. We've got to get to the bottom of this.

Toadwart:
[limping] Could fragile Toadie get body bandage first?

Duke Igthorn:
Here, mush-mug, you try it first.

Duke Igthorn:
This stuff is putrid.

Toadwart:
I beg to differ, Dukamente. It merely needs a bit more...

[his clothes break out in flowers]

Toadwart:
pepper?

Toadwart:
Who invite the Gummis?

Tummi Gummi:
Let the doctor go, Iggy.

Gruffi Gummi:
Let us outta here, ya big baboons!

Toadwart:
Eh, flattery get you nowhere.

Zook:
Smell like pond scum and fungus rot.

Zook, Gad:
My favorite!

Tummi Gummi:
[the ogres are arguing in the hall over the potion when he, Gruffi, and Dr. Dexter show up] 'Scuse us.

Gad, Zook:
OK. [they let them pass and it hits them a second later]

Toadwart:
[chuckles pulling thorns out of the seat of Igthorn's pants] Is this what they mean by the agony of defeat?

Zummi Gummi:
[sighing] I always look forward to this holiday, with the decorations...

Tummi Gummi:
And the food.

Cubbi Gummi:
And the games.

Grammi Gummi:
And the songs by the fire.

Tummi Gummi:
Did I mention the food?

Gruffi Gummi:
[Cubbi throws a target into the mouth of the face in the vegetable] That's keepin' your eye on the old gourd, kid.

Gruffi Gummi:
[amazed after Sunni shoots three bulls-eyes at once] I don't believe it.

Sunni Gummi:
[glumly] Me either.

Cubbi Gummi:
Hey, it'll be fun.

Sunni Gummi:
Sure, if you idea of fun is freezing your paws off.

Cubbi Gummi:
Aw, don't be such a stick in the snow.

Cubbi Gummi:
I'll handle this! Release us or suffer the consequences... I warned you. [throws a pebble; the giant roars and reaches angrily] Uh, maybe I should've let *you* handle it!

Sunni Gummi:
[Cubbi falls in the giant footprint; she laughs] Watch out for that first step; it's a big one.

Cubbi Gummi:
Well, I got his attention.

Sunni Gummi:
Now what?

Cubbi Gummi:
How should I know?

Sunni Gummi:
[of the giant] We got a small problem here!

Cubbi Gummi:
More like a big problem.

Grammi Gummi:
Anybody care for another helping of bearroot parfait?

Gruffi Gummi:
No, please. I already feel like a stuffed ogre.

Tummi Gummi:
I wouldn't mind a fourth helping.

[last lines:
"Let Sleeping Giants Lie"]

Gruffi Gummi:
I'd say this calls for a giant celebration.

Sunni Gummi:
[giggles while Cubbi laughs silently] You don't know the half of it.

Princess Calla:
Oh, Father, sometimes I hate being a princess!

King Gregor:
You don't mean that.

Princess Calla:
I never have any fun!

King Gregor:
Now I know it's hard sometimes...

Princess Calla:
And I don't have any friends to play with. It would be more fun being a peasant!

King Gregor:
That's enough, Calla.

Princess Calla:
I'm really just a prisoner in this old castle!

Duke Igthorn:
I've always known I was a genius, but this time I've surpassed myself.

Duke Igthorn:
Very good, Oatmeal Brains.

Cavin:
You can't run away. You're royalty.

Princess Calla:
I've had it with all that. I just want to be a peasant from now on. And I want you to help me.

Cavin:
But, Your Highness, I have duties.

Princess Calla:
Your duty is to teach me to be a peasant. And that's a royal command.

Sunni Gummi:
Oh, boy. Food that wasn't cooked by Grammi.

Princess Calla:
I'm wet, I'm cold, and I'm starving.

Cavin:
Welcome to peasant life, Your Highness.

Sunni Gummi:
I didn't realize how much you need to know to be a princess.

Cubbi Gummi:
Welcome to royal life. You're me again.

King Gregor:
Still angry with your silly old father?

King Gregor:
I can get busy and short-tempered sometimes. But I'd give up my kingdom rather than hurt you.

Ogre:
What here have we?

Cubbi Gummi:
It's our last chance for real food, before going back to Grammi's cooking.

Ogre:
Throw her in dungeon.

Cavin:
Wait. A royal prisoner goes in a *tower* room.

Ogre:
Duhh, that true?

Princess Calla:
I should know. I'm a princess.

Ogre:
OK. Put her in tower. I throw know-it-all runt in dungeon.

Gruffi Gummi:
[about Sunni] It's not bad enough she wants to pal around with humans; now she wants to *be* one.

Ogre:
We come for reward.

Sunni Gummi:
Oh, you have, have you?

Ogre:
[cut to them hanging on a wall] Oh. Not very nice reward.

Princess Calla:
A Gummi Bear? But you're only fairy tales.

Sunni Gummi:
No, we're not. We just hide a lot.

[Calla pokes Sunni's nose, then they both burst out laughing]

Gruffi Gummi:
[after going down the sewer system to avoid one] On the whole, I think I'd rather be eaten by an ogre.

Tummi Gummi:
I'll take care of the guard.

Grammi Gummi:
How do ya plan to do *that*?

Tummi Gummi:
Well, if he's hungry, I could bribe him with a turkey leg. You happen to have one on ya?

Tummi Gummi:
Ignore us, we're just pigments of your imagination.

Duke Igthorn:
[entering the cell room where Calla and Sunni have escaped from] So sorry to have inconvenienced you, my dear, but - my dear? GUARDS, GET IN HERE!

Ogre:
Is problem?

Duke Igthorn:
Is big problem; where's the girl?

Cavin:
Some ogres kidnapped the princess and me.

Cubbi Gummi:
No. They kidnapped Sunni. She just looked like the princess.

Zummi Gummi:
This is very confusing, very confusing. Could they have kidnapped two princesses?

Gruffi Gummi:
What does it matter? We haven't found either one.

Princess Calla:
[as Igthorn; to Zummi in a high-pitched voice] What did you do?

Gruffi Gummi:
The wrong thing, as usual.

Ogre:
[Calla as Igthorn has her own voice while Zummi raised the pitch of Igthorn's to cause confusion] Both Dukies squeak.

Ogre:
Maybe shoes too tight.

Princess Calla:
[as Igthorn] This is ridiculous. Toadwart, you can tell *I'm* the real one, can't you?

Toadwart:
Well, I'm not sure, Your Doubtfulness. Do something mean.

Duke Igthorn:
[in a high-pitched voice] That's it; I challenge this phony to a nastiness contest!

Zummi Gummi:
I think I speak for all of us when I say, please think of yourself as a part of our family.

[last lines]

Grammi Gummi:
Gruffi, dear, I think I speak for everyone here when I say... put a sock in it!

Sunni Gummi, Cubbi Gummi, Tummi Gummi, Zummi Gummi:
Right!

Sunni Gummi:
It's all right. Princess Calla and I got thrown into a cell together. She knows about us.

Princess Calla:
You must be Grammi. Sunni tells me you're a *wonderful* cook.

Grammi Gummi:
[blushing] Always pleased to meet such a fine young woman.

Sunni Gummi:
[showing Calla around the glen] And this is our main hall.

Grammi Gummi:
And that's my kitchen. You'll stay for breakfast, won't you, dear?

Princess Calla:
Oh, I'd live to stay, but we must get back before the castle wakes up.

Tummi Gummi:
I'll eat her breakfast.

Sunni Gummi:
[looking at herself in the mirror, wearing the changing hat that Zummi gave her earlier] Oh, no! I look just like Grammi!

[changes into Grammi; Cubbi drops his bucket in shock]

Sunni Gummi:
Cubbi!

[changes into Cubbi]

Cubbi Gummi:
[snatching the hat off Sunni's head as she changes back to herself] It must be the hat.

Sunni Gummi:
Oh, so *that's* why it's called a changing hat.

Princess Calla:
More Gummies!

Cavin:
You know about them?

Grammi Gummi:
It's all right; the princess has already met us.

Cubbi Gummi:
Hey, watch it. Wow... Neat! what is it?

Cubbi Gummi:
Watch this. Gruffi Gummi.

Cubbi Gummi:
What are you talking about?

Cubbi Gummi:
I think every princess should have a pet bear, don't you?

Cubbi Gummi:
[imitates Gruffi] What is this newfangled contraption? The ancient gummis never used these.

Cubbi Gummi:
Sunni, help me out of here. The lid's jammed.

Cubbi Gummi:
Yeah! She looks just like her.

Cubbi Gummi:
Cut it out.

Cubbi Gummi:
Get behind us, princess. we'll protect you!

Cubbi Gummi:
Zummi Gummi. Oh, my goodness I have to look this up in breat gook... great book. Oh, oh!

Cubbi Gummi:
Wow. You look great!

Cubbi Gummi:
Yuck! I want a bath.

Cubbi Gummi:
Sunni, look!

Cubbi Gummi:
Sunni, I want to go home.

Cubbi Gummi:
The king.

Cubbi Gummi:
Let him in.

Cubbi Gummi:
It's our chance for real food before going back to grammi's cooking.

Cubbi Gummi:
I've got to get the other gummis!

Grammi Gummi:
[loading the gummiberries into the wheelbarrow] Let's wrap it up for today, Tummi.

Tummi Gummi:
[starting for home] Okay.

Grammi Gummi:
Tummi, where're you goin'?

Tummi Gummi:
Home, to get paper and ribbon.

Grammi Gummi:
Just push the wheelbarrow, all right?

Tummi Gummi:
First she wants me to wrap it, then she wants me to push it.

Sunni Gummi:
Was I that bad, Grammi?

Grammi Gummi:
Nonsense, child, your singing was fine. That tin ear'd probably fall asleep during an avalanche.

Tummi Gummi:
Uh, Gruffi's been working day and night on that old machine Zummi found. He's just pooped.

Cubbi Gummi:
Zummi, I found where the fuel goes.

Zummi Gummi:
Ooh, good, good, good. Uh, put some in, uh, and start her up.

Cubbi Gummi:
But I don't know what the fuel is. That's what you were looking up, remember?

Cubbi Gummi:
I'm really sorry, Gruffi.

Gruffi Gummi:
Well... if you're set on doing this fool thing, it's time you learned how to tie a decent knot.

Gruffi Gummi:
They look like ten miles of extremely bad road.

Zummi Gummi:
Cart it up, Stubbi... uh, start it up, Cubbi.

Zummi Gummi:
Gruffi, how'd you get back there?

Gruffi Gummi:
I was roped into it.

King Carpy:
[to Sunni] *If* they manage to get all the way up here, we'll show them the quick way down. [tapping the cage harshly with his sceptre] Now sing!

Zummi Gummi:
Something fishy.

Gruffi Gummi:
[sees the Carpies] It's not fishy, it's fowl.

Gruffi Gummi:
Gummies weren't meant to - crash.

Zummi Gummi:
At least we landed in some bushes.

Gruffi Gummi:
[plucks a thorn out of his side] Yeah. Lucky us.

Gruffi Gummi:
Hang on, sweetie.

Cubbi Gummi:
There are two ways. Which one should I take?

Gruffi Gummi, Sunni Gummi:
Go right/left. No, she's/he's right. Go left/right.

Cubbi Gummi:
What should I do?

Gruffi Gummi, Sunni Gummi:
You pick.

Cubbi Gummi:
OK. I'll go left.

Gruffi Gummi, Sunni Gummi:
Right.

Cubbi Gummi:
I guess we should've gone right.

Gruffi Gummi, Sunni Gummi:
Right.

Gruffi Gummi:
Why don't we just flap our arms?

Zummi Gummi:
Oh, no, no, no, no. No, it says in Chapter 9, that technique doesn't really work.

Gruffi Gummi:
Now, listen. It's got to be; none of you is strong enough.

Sunni Gummi:
Then we'll *all* stay.

Gruffi Gummi:
Oh, hat's foolishness. Look, I'll be fine. I'll - climb down.

Gruffi Gummi:
Bye-bye, birdies!

Tummi Gummi:
[seeing Gruffi tied behind the plane for the second time] He must like it back there.

Grammi Gummi:
[wrapping Gruffi's bandage tightly around his head] Is that too tight?

Grammi Gummi:
[straining] Yes!

Grammi Gummi:
Good, that's how it's supposed to be.

[last lines]

Gruffi Gummi:
If I've told that boy once I've told him a hundred times: Gummies never brag...

[he tries to stand up and learns he's tied to the chair when he trips over]

Gruffi Gummi:
Well, at least he's learned to tie a decent knot.

Gruffi Gummi:
[after Cubbi starts up the flying machine and Tummi casts the rope off] This is certifiably insane!

Grammi Gummi:
Oh, stop grousing and get in! Remember, Sunni needs us!

Grammi Gummi:
[calling to Cubbi, who's in the flying machine with Zummi] You've got Gruffi! Look behind ya!

Cubbi Gummi:
[pulling one of the stick shifts back] I think Grammi wants me to back up!

Cubbi Gummi:
But soon we'll be able to fly it.

Cubbi Gummi:
We need something to make you fly, something to make you go up in the air.

Cubbi Gummi:
Gummiberry juice!

Cubbi Gummi:
Whoops! I guess my knot came untied.

Cubbi Gummi:
Wow! Look how high we are.

Cubbi Gummi:
Now we can fly!

Cubbi Gummi:
Wow. We couldn't have bounced up this thing with a lake full of Gummiberry juice.

Cubbi Gummi:
Look out, gruffi!

Cubbi Gummi:
But it's go to.

Cubbi Gummi:
Thanks alot, Gruffi.

Cubbi Gummi:
Don't look down, Zummi.

Cubbi Gummi:
There's a trail leading down here. That's what I was trying to tell you.

Cubbi Gummi:
Um, gruffi?

Cubbi Gummi:
Sorry, gruffi.

Cubbi Gummi:
But, gruffi...

Cubbi Gummi:
Right.

Cubbi Gummi:
But listen, gruffi.

Cubbi Gummi:
What do I do, Zummi?

Cubbi Gummi:
I've got you, gruffi.

Cubbi Gummi:
Ok.

Cubbi Gummi:
Don't worry, sunni. Help is on the way.

Cubbi Gummi:
Is that our shadow?

Cubbi Gummi:
Piece of cake, right, gruffi.

Cubbi Gummi:
Zummi's upstairs getting it ready for our trip back.

Cubbi Gummi:
Are you all right, gruffi?

Cubbi Gummi:
How will we know where to start looking for sunni?

Cubbi Gummi:
There it is!

Cubbi Gummi:
This way. I can hear her

Cubbi Gummi:
This way!

Cubbi Gummi:
I'm gonna save her.

Cubbi Gummi:
Now what do we do, gruffi?

Cubbi Gummi:
Ok. I'm good at climbing.

Cubbi Gummi:
Don't worry, sunni, we'll get you out.

Cubbi Gummi:
You hold up this end, gruffi. I'll walk the across.

Cubbi Gummi:
Come on. hold my hand.

Cubbi Gummi:
How about this way?

Cubbi Gummi:
Up here.

Cubbi Gummi:
I see the end of the tunnel. We're free!

Cubbi Gummi:
We make it!

Cubbi Gummi:
Will it fly?

Cubbi Gummi:
Great! Let's go.

Cubbi Gummi:
Goodbye, Gruffi!

Cubbi Gummi:
Back off, buzzard, or I'll bash you in the beak!

Cubbi Gummi:
We lost him.

Cubbi Gummi:
And then we walked right up to that old king, and we looked him right in the eye and...

Cubbi Gummi:
We were fighting hand to hand.

Cubbi Gummi:
Wait, Grammi, this is the best part. It was just me and the carpies, and...

Grammi Gummi:
Hm, Gruffi's never around when ya need him. First the washer goes, and now the flue gets stuck. Well, at least I can get some mending done.

Toadwart:
Gummi Bears don't grow on trees!

Zook:
[Gruffi falls out of the one he uproots] A Gummi bear tree.

Gruffi Gummi:
Over here by the stump, chump!

Gad:
[cornering him] Say bye-bye!

Gruffi Gummi:
[gulps down his juice and jumps to escape] Bye-bye!

Toadwart:
Hardworking Toadie deserves overtime for this.

Tummi Gummi:
[of Grammi and Gruffi] Uh-oh. They're at it again.

Grammi Gummi:
Now, I'll take care of the flue while you make lunch.

Gruffi Gummi:
No problem.

Tummi Gummi:
I'm not so sure about that. I got a funny feelin' this is gonna be one lunch we'll never forget.

Toadwart:
We're right on schedule, Your Impatiency.

Toadwart:
Would Dukie care for a demonstration?

Duke Igthorn:
[in his face] What do *you* think?

Toadwart:
Gotcha!

Grammi Gummi:
[after blowing the soot out of the fireplace and all over Gruffi] Well, I fixed it.

Gruffi Gummi:
You fixed it, all right.

Grammi Gummi:
Happy homemaking.

Tummi Gummi:
I, uh, hope your cooking tastes as good as Grammi's.

Gruffi Gummi:
[puts his arm around his shoulders] Don't worry, kid. *Anything* would be an improvement.

Gruffi Gummi:
[of the gummiberry juice] So it won't be exactly like Grammi makes it. It'll be better.

Tummi Gummi:
Uh, Gruffi?

Grammi Gummi:
I know, I know, "When's lunch gonna be ready", right?

Gruffi Gummi:
All it needs is a little bit of Gruffi power.

Gruffi Gummi:
There. Now that wasn't so hard, was it? [his electronic broom hits him in the behind] YOWW!

Tummi Gummi:
Ooh, I bet *that* was hard.

Tummi Gummi:
[after he falls into the bucket of suds] Gruffi! Are you all right?

Gruffi Gummi:
Well, at least I don't have to take a bath today.

Tummi Gummi:
[the juice explodes, spraying everybody] Does this mean lunch is gonna be late?

Toadwart:
I assure you, O Suspicious One, this time everything will be in tip-top shape.

Duke Igthorn:
It had better be. Or you'll be fishing for piranha at the bottom of the moat.

Gruffi Gummi:
You don't have the brains to fix a potholder.

Grammi Gummi:
Oh, yeah? I can do it if a certain Mr. Know-Nothin' stops breathin' down my neck!

Gruffi Gummi:
[the trap that didn't work on Gad works for him when he bounds across it after the ogres kidnap Grammi] Well, it looks like Little Miss Fix-It just got herself in a real fix!

Grammi Gummi:
If you think I'm helping you, then you're balmier than a bunch of ogres.

Duke Igthorn:
...WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Toadwart:
That's it, Dukie! Let her have it!

[he backhands him across the room]

Gad:
[hears Gruffi splash into the fountain] Maybe just a froggy.

Zook:
Yeah. Big froggy.

Grammi Gummi:
Oh, honestly, Gruffi, can't you even open a single door?

Gruffi Gummi:
If you're such a mechanical wizard, why don't you come out and do it?

Gruffi Gummi:
There! I got it!

Gad:
[grabs Gruffi after he jumps back from the door] And *me* got *you*!

Gruffi Gummi:
You never told me the recipe.

Grammi Gummi:
You never asked! Ya already know everything.

Toadwart:
It slices... it dices and it makes the perfect party gift.

Duke Igthorn:
Ah, and what a party it will be, Toadwart, when we cut our way into Dunwyn!

Zook:
You smell somethin'?

Gad:
Uh... yeah. It smell like, FIRE!

Zook, Gad:
FIRE?

Grammi Gummi:
So, you admit you couldn't do without me, huh?

Gruffi Gummi:
I said no such thing!

Man:
[after they're about to start another game of cards, the tower is sliced down the middle] Forget this game, mate. The stakes are too high.

Duke Igthorn:
[the knights retreat] And don't forget to tell King Gregor to have his throne ready for me. THE DUKE IS COMING HOME.

Gruffi Gummi:
I may be down, but I'm not out!

Toadwart:
[Grammi and Gruffi land atop the machine] Hitchhikers!

Grammi Gummi:
I'll fling them off like soapy water on an ogre's back.

Duke Igthorn:
What's going on?

Toadwart:
I don't know, O Insightful One.

Tummi Gummi:
[licks what splattered on his face] I have to admit, I sorta like Gruffi's cooking. Even if it is kind of hit-and-miss.

Duke Igthorn:
How magnificent do I look?

Toadwart:
Magnificently magnificent, Your Magnifitude.

Duke Igthorn:
Never fear, Toadwart. There's always a place at my castle for a groveling, boot-licking lackey.

Duke Igthorn:
What happened to you corporal cads?

Gruffi Gummi:
You need a general to watch over your brainless ogre army.

Toadwart:
[of Gruffi disguised in the mechanical armor] But, Dukey, clever Toadie should be your general, not some ugly planting tin. WHOA - !

Gruffi Gummi:
[lifts Toadwart] May I?

Duke Igthorn:
Feel free. I do it all the time.

Gruffi Gummi:
Thanks. [throws him]

Duke Igthorn:
I like your style, Black Knight.

Toadwart:
Give me an "O!"

Ogres:
O!

Toadwart:
Give me a "G!"

Ogres:
G!

Toadwart:
Give me an "R!"

Ogres:
R!

Toadwart:
Give me an "S!"

Ogres:
S!

Toadwart:
Give me an "E!"

Ogres:
E!

Toadwart:
What's that spell?

Ogres:
We don't know!

Duke Igthorn:
No one messes with the Duke!

Duke Igthorn:
A Gummi bear!

Gruffi Gummi:
In the fur.

Gruffi Gummi:
Quick, Princess, give me a bear hug.

[she grips onto him and he bounces, causing the mechanical armor to vault out the window and into the air]

Gruffi Gummi:
[the armor lands on its fromt and begins to slide downhill] I can't steer!

Princess Calla:
Leave it to me.

Princess Calla:
Well in fairy tales, people are sometimes awakened by a kiss.

Sir Tuxford:
[blushing] B-But - I-I-I don't know him *that* well...

Princess Calla:
No, no, leave it to me, silly.

Tummi Gummi:
[seeing the giant berry] I must still be dreaming. I hope I don't wake up until after I eat it.

Toadwart:
First of all, I've been overworked, underloved, kicked around, abused, mistreated, cheated, and made fun of once too often.

Toadwart:
I'm not whining... But you don't give me enough respect!

Duke Igthorn:
I shot a Toadie in the air, and where he lands I do not care.

Toadwart:
Please help, Your Guminess.

Toadwart:
I was first in my groveling class, and a diligent worker, and make an excellent footstool.

Toadwart:
He's a domineering, treacherous fanatic.

[tearfully]

Toadwart:
I guess that why I worshipped him so...

Sunni Gummi:
No wonder nobody likes you. You don't even respect yourself.

Gad:
[holding up two fingers after he knocked Toadwart down the well] Three points, Zook.

Tummi Gummi:
Shrinking food. Ooh. What a frightening thought.

Sunni Gummi:
Will you please quiet him up?

Toadwart:
With pleasure, your Gummiosity.

Sunni Gummi:
He'll stay in here with my hairball collection.

Ogre:
Uh-oh. Maybe we should move. [the elevator caves in and Igthorn stands with them] First floor.

Duke Igthorn:
[after Toadwart shrinks back to his normal size] Why, you little runt!

Toadwart:
Do I still get to keep the promotion?

Toadwart:
Oh, Most Forgivingness One.

Cubbi Gummi:
A machine!

Grammi Gummi:
[she and Nogum are skating down the hall; she's chasing Nogum] Wait'll I get my hands on you, Nogum! Look out! Here I come!

[first lines:
"Gummies Just Want to Have Fun"]

Grammi Gummi:
Lands' sakes! I've NEVER seen so much laundry! Well, it's a dirty job, but someone has to do it. And that someone's always me!

Nogum, Grammi Gummi:
[both singing] With a hey-nonny-nonny and a hip-hop-hey...

Nogum:
We love to sing and dance all day!

Grammi Gummi:
We love to play and mock about!

Nogum:
We love to joke...

Grammi Gummi:
And jump and shout! [both laugh]

Grammi Gummi:
It's always 'Grammi, will you do this?' 'Grammi, will you do that?' Well, I'm gettin' plenty tired of doin' this and that, so there!

Grammi Gummi:
Nogum, you rascal! I haven't see you since I was knee-high to a water sprite! Where've you been all these years?

Nogum:
Oh, just doin' a wee bit of this and a wee bit of that. [leans toward Grammi] And I thought I'd drop in and see how me favorite Gummi gal was doing.

Grammi Gummi:
[laughs as she shoves him away] Oh, stop that!

Nogum:
Why, Gruff, last time I saw you, you were just a wee babe, a bounster mini!

Gruffi Gummi:
Hmph! I was never a babe.

Nogum:
To me, you still are!

Gruffi Gummi:
That Nogum's an irresponsible nuisance. It's time you threw him out, Grammi!

Grammi Gummi:
Throw him out? But Gruffi, Nogum is my friend.

[smiling to herself]

Grammi Gummi:
Besides, I haven't had this much fun in years.

Gruffi Gummi:
Fun is one thing, but making a fool of yourself is another. Either he goes, or else!

[everyone else agrees]

Grammi Gummi:
Doh, have it your way!

Gruffi Gummi:
[looking at the mess Grammi and Nogum made in the library] Look at this place! It's a mess!

Grammi Gummi:
[laughs] Who cares?

Tummi Gummi:
Hide the food!

Sunni Gummi:
You're no knight.

Cubbi Gummi:
Sure I am. Well, an honorary one, at least.

Sir Gallant:
A Gummi knight never jumps in headfirst.

Sir Gallant:
Look before ya bounce.

Sir Gallant:
Now you've got a lot of things to learn, like patience.

Sir Gallant:
You gotta learn to rely on yourself.

Sir Gallant:
Being a knight is not all glamour and fame. It's hard work.

Sir Gallant:
Puzzle my fur!

Witch:
My treasure! My poor treasure!

Cubbi Gummi:
I beat the clock! Just in the nick of time!

Sir Gallant:
Farewell, Sir Cubbi, last of the Great Gummi knights.

Grammi Gummi:
Oh, Cubbi! Look at this mess!

Cubbi Gummi:
Sorry. Can't a bear have any fun around here?

Grammi Gummi:
Well, I'm not havin' any.

Grammi Gummi:
You know, Tummi, not everyone around here gets to have fun. Some of us have to work.

Tummi Gummi:
Yeah. I guess everyone does what they like doin' best. And since you like doin' chores... could you mend my mitten?

Nogum:
Oh, this little lass was me best partner on many grand adventures.

Gruffi Gummi:
Puh! More like *mis*adventures.

Cubbi Gummi:
She's been playing so much with Nogum, maybe she forgot.

Tummi Gummi:
[Gasps] Grammi would never forget breakfast.

Nogum:
Seems to me ya have a right to a *wee* bit of fun.

Grammi Gummi:
[throws leaves on him] You're darn right I do.

Cubbi Gummi:
I sure hope Grammi's OK.

Tummi Gummi:
Oh, don't worry, Cubbi, she's with Nogum.

Gruffi Gummi:
That's what I'm worried about!

Grammi Gummi:
Over here, swifty!

Grammi Gummi:
Hey, melonhead!

Nogum:
There may not be a pot of gold at t'other end, but I'm sure there's plenty of fun and surprises.

Grammi Gummi:
There's more to life than fun, Nogum. I'm needed here.

Nogum:
Just remember, you're never too old to feel young! [laughs as he disappears into his rainbow]

Grammi Gummi:
I'll remember. Always.

Zummi Gummi:
[reading the Great Book] I, last of the Great Gummies, lock this book containing all our lore and magic. You who read these pages have unlocked your past. Now, find your future. Help the good. Fight the wicked. Strive to make Gummies great once more!

Sir Tuxford:
[after Cavin emerges unharmed from the now destroyed catapult] What were you doing on that catapult?

Cavin:
I... I-I set it free so it would crash.

Princess Calla:
Cavin! Or-er, uh, Page, we regally congratulate you on destroying the catapult all by yourself!

Cavin:
Oh, no. I had help. I had...

[gasps, almost forgetting his promise to Zummi]

Zummi Gummi:
[whispering from a distance] Remember your promise!

Cavin:
Truthfully, I had nothing to do with it. I was a prisoner, and when I saw the catapult rolling away, I jumped aboard to escape.

Zummi Gummi:
Good boy!

King Gregor:
No matter, son. We're all safe now.

Cavin:
Could I have something to drink?

Gruffi Gummi:
No!

Grammi Gummi:
Gruffi Gummi, you have the manners of a billy goat! Bless you, child. Of course we'll get you a drink.

Gruffi Gummi:
Gummiiiiiies, a-ttack!

Duke Igthorn:
How did I get so brilliant? It hardly seems fair to the rest of the world!

Duke Igthorn:
Hurry it up there! Time is money. Or it would be if I was paying you.

Sir Tuxford:
[in a hammock] Steady on now. Hard work never... [yawn]... hurt anyone.

Cavin:
Excuse me, Sir Tuxford? Shouldn't you be keeping an eye out for ogres and things?

Unwin:
Boy, are you dumb, Cavin. There isn't an ogre within ten miles of here.

Ogre:
[from behind] Oh, yeah?

Sir Tuxford:
[being chased] Don't worry, lad! I'll be back! I think.

Cubbi Gummi:
I've never seen a human close up before. Zummi, do they really eat Gummi bears?

Zummi Gummi:
[laughing] Oh, no, oh, no, of course not, Cubbi. That's just a story.

Duke Igthorn:
I'm going to be a king now. I want to dress like one.

Toadwart:
Yes, Sire.

Ogre:
Uh, pardon, Your Nastiness.

Cavin:
D-do you ride this thing often?

Sunni Gummi:
Pretty often.

Cavin:
And you were afraid of *me*?

Duke Igthorn:
Any more mistakes and you're going to be fired... FROM THE CATAPULT!

Grammi Gummi:
You're walking into danger for Cavin? I thought you didn't like humans.

Gruffi Gummi:
Don't you tell me who I like and don't like!

Grammi Gummi:
Here's his gummiberry juice.

Toadwart:
[dancing and singing after an ogre fell on Igthorn] I no get squa-ashed! I no get squa-ashed! I...

[another ogre falls on him]

Duke Igthorn:
[after being hit by a falling ogre] Let's start from the beginning: How did you fall from the clear blue sky?

Ogre:
Little boy threw us here.

Duke Igthorn:
*Threw* you here...?

Ogre:
From catapult camp.

Duke Igthorn:
How do you think a little boy got so strong?

Ogre:
He got small bottle of magic drink from Gummi Bear.

Duke Igthorn:
A GUMMI BEAR? WHAT KIND OF FOOL DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?

Ogre:
Dunno. How many kinds are there?

Duke Igthorn:
Who needs a catapult now? I'm all the catapult I need.

Gruffi Gummi:
[after the others rejoice at Cavin reemerging unharmed from the catapult] He's all right! He's... all - right, for a human, that is.

[last lines]

Zummi Gummi:
As we all know, the Great Book of Gummi will never be finished. It is our duty to record in it every great deed done by a Gummi. For the first time in many years, we have done such a deed.

[writing]

Zummi Gummi:
Today, we helped a young boy defend his kingdom.

Grammi Gummi:
If we can get some gummiberry juice to Cavin, he'll make mincemeat of 'em!

Tummi Gummi:
Mincemeat! Mmmm.

Cavin:
All those stories about the Great Gummies... they really are just fairy tales. You're nothing but a bunch of... silly, selfish old bears! I'm just one boy, but I'm not afraid to try!

Duke Igthorn:
Today, Dunwyn is mine! Tomorrow, the world!

Cubbi Gummi:
Look, around his neck, a gummi medallion.

Cubbi Gummi:
Look out!

Cubbi Gummi:
I liked him. And I bet there's a lot of things he could tell us about.

Cubbi Gummi:
Or abouts knights or wizards or...

Cubbi Gummi:
And I Cubbi Gummi. I'm gonna be a great knight someday.

Cubbi Gummi:
It's what make us bounce.

Cubbi Gummi:
Yeah, we can go anywhere in the forest in them. climb in!

Cubbi Gummi:
Sure! Hang on.

Cubbi Gummi:
Well, maybe so. But I wish we could help him.

Cubbi Gummi:
I'm coming with you, Zummi.

Cubbi Gummi:
We're ready to go, Zummi.

Cubbi Gummi:
Do you... do you think cavin is all right?

Grammi Gummi:
They're light as a feather.

Cubbi Gummi:
[the biscuit she drops on the plate goes through it and hits his food] Yow! Oooh! More like a ton of feathers.

Cubbi Gummi:
[chuckles seeing the sweet roll stuck to Grammi] Wow. Talk about getting wrapped up your work.

Grammi Gummi:
I know what the problem is.

Gruffi Gummi:
Yeah. You can't cook.

Grammi Gummi:
Didn't think I could do it, did ya?

Gruffi Gummi:
[the food starts bubbling out of the pot then overflowing] You did it, all right!

Tummi Gummi:
Don't eat me - I'm nothin' but fur and bones.

Cubbi Gummi:
[knocking Tummi from the Sluggard's hand] It's not nice to eat with your fingers!

Grammi Gummi:
Care for a biscuit?

Gruffi Gummi:
[grabbing one with the others to throw] Don't mind if I do!

Grammi Gummi:
[sighs when the gnomes ask to use her sweet biscuits against the Sluggard] At least my cookin's good for somethin'.

Zummi Gummi:
It's best to stick with what you know.

Gruffi Gummi:
[winking] Yeah. And it's a lot safer, too.

Gruffi Gummi:
Listen, kid... if the Great Gummis looked for the easy way out, they never would've built all this.

Cubbi Gummi:
But I bet they would've had more time for fun.

Gruffi Gummi:
Like the ancient Gummis used to say, though the first step is the hardest, and the last step ends the quest, the long steps in between are certainly the best.

Gruffi Gummi:
No! That's the emergency eject button! [gets shot out the back and lands in mud]

Cubbi Gummi:
Wow. That's a neat gimmick.

Zummi Gummi:
The Great Book of Gummi, the search for knowledge, friendship, those are the things of true value.

Sunni Gummi:
Oh, who cares about some silly old treasure hunt anyway? There are ore important things to worry about. Like what am I gonna wear to Calla's ceremony tonight?

Tummi Gummi:
Sorry, Cubbi. Looktin' for treasure's not on my list of things to do.

Cubbi Gummi:
But, Tummi, aren't you even curious? The treasure could be anything. It could even be food.

Tummi Gummi:
Food? That's ridiculous. Why would anyone wanna bury food? Hm. Unless they're tryin' to age it for flavor.

Cubbi Gummi:
Yeah. There could be barrels of fish cakes, and cheese balls, and even pickled peppers. Oh, you wouldn't want all that food to go to waste, would you?

Tummi Gummi:
Good point. Where'd you say this treasure was?

Cubbi Gummi:
We're getting closer. I can almost smell it.

Tummi Gummi:
[trigging a trap] All I can smell is mildew. Uh-oh. Make that - ttrouble.

Cubbi Gummi:
We could've been flattened like pancakes.

Tummi Gummi:
Pancakes, now there's an idea. Let's go home and have breakfast. It's the most important meal of the day, ya know.

Cubbi Gummi:
If someone went through all the trouble to lay this trap, they must be protectin' some treasure!

Tummi Gummi:
In other words, we're too close to turn back now, right?

Cubbi Gummi:
Uh-huh.

Tummi Gummi:
[sighs] I was afraid you'd say that.

Cubbi Gummi:
Watch your feet, Tummi. We don't want to trip another trap.

Tummi Gummi:
[trigs one with his forehead] Don't worry. I'll be really careful this time.

Tummi Gummi:
[dismayed as something is poured on them from the ceiling] Aw, nuts!

Cubbi Gummi:
This is no time to think about food, Tummi!

Cubbi Gummi:
We're gonna find that treasure if it's the last thing we do.

Tummi Gummi:
Oh. That's what I'm worried about.

Cubbi Gummi:
The treasure's right around that bend.

Tummi Gummi:
That's what you said an hour ago.

Tuck:
Paws in the air. Or I'll pump ya full of legumes.

Tuck:
Save your breath, squirt. And don't do anything rash, or you might fall and turn into bearkabobs. [laughs]

Tummi Gummi:
I never thought I'd find a food I didn't like.

Tummi Gummi:
Yuck. There's ropes are kinda tough.

Cubbi Gummi:
Just pretend they're Grammi's noodles.

Tummi Gummi:
Too bad we don't have any of Grammi's tomato sauce.

Clutch:
Who taught ya to drive, your grandmother?

Nip:
How'd ya guess?

Farmer:
[the Mole surfaces through his field] Darn field mice get bigger every year.

Man:
It's a giant mole! [everybody runs]

Clutch:
[surfacing from The Mole's hatch] No, it's not, it's a wart.

Nip:
I always thought it was a pimple.

Tummi Gummi:
Next time you wanna have fun, let's go to the beach.

Tuck:
[of the knights] I'll teach those canned sardines a lesson they'll never forget.

Sunni Gummi:
I don't wanna miss any excitement.

Gruffi Gummi:
[they raise a stone to see people running and yelling in the street] That enough excitement for you?

Cubbi Gummi:
Well, what would Gruffi do if he were here?

Tummi Gummi:
[Gruffi shoots out of the hole at the end of the rope attached to the Mole and hits the ground] Oh, somethin' like that.

Gruffi Gummi:
Look out behind ya.

Clutch:
Heh! Ya think I'm dumb enough to fall for that old tri - ! [gets hit with a branch]

Gruffi Gummi:
Yep.

King Gregor:
[seeing what fell on him] You look splendid, Sir Tuxford. But the crown jewels are really much more fitting for a princess.

Tummi Gummi:
I know the captain's supposed to go down with the ship, but I...

Cubbi Gummi:
As soon as we hit bottom, we'll dig to safety.

Tummi Gummi:
Back to Gummi Glen?

Cubbi Gummi:
Are you kidding? There's a treasure, remember? I gotta find out what's in that chest.

Tummi Gummi:
After all this, I just hope it's somethin' to eat.

Tummi Gummi:
Still, it would've been nice to find *somethin'*.

Cubbi Gummi:
Maybe next time, Tummi.

Tummi Gummi:
[swallows] Next time?

[last lines]

Gruffi Gummi:
Move over.

Cubbi Gummi:
Uh-uh. This time *I'll* drive.

Tummi Gummi:
Yuck. These ropes are kinda tough.

Cubbi Gummi:
Just pretend they're Grammi's noodles.

Tummi Gummi:
Too bad we don't have any of Grammi's tomato sauce.

Gusto Gummi:
Hey, Gruffers, don't you ever get tired of fixing these old Ancient Gummi things?

Gruffi Gummi:
Are you kiddin'? They made their stuff to last forever. It's an honor to repair *their* plumbing.

Gruffi Gummi:
The Ancient Gummis left us everything we'll ever need.

Artie Deco:
[the faucet he's repairing where Artie sits shoots up water, spraying Gusto] Thar she blows!

Gusto Gummi:
Uh, did the Ancient Gummis happen to leave a towel?

Gruffi Gummi:
Very funny.

Grammi Gummi:
What's goin' on here, Gruffi? You're a mess.

Gruffi Gummi:
Well, you don't exactly look like you stepped out of a picture book yourself.

Gusto Gummi:
I dunno, I kinda like that look.

Artie Deco:
Yeah, if you're a scarecrow.

Gruffi Gummi:
[of the bridge] I'll go fix it.

Grammi Gummi:
[handing him a piece of wood] Good luck. Here's what left of it.

Gruffi Gummi:
Gee, thanks.

Gusto Gummi:
Well, Gruffeangelo, what do you think?

Gruffi Gummi:
I think you're a couple o'gummiberries short of a loud, Gusto.

Toadwart:
Ooh. Can Toadie have a turn too?

Duke Igthorn:
[swats him aside] This isn't a toy, you mental midget; it's the ultimate weapon.

Toadwart:
That's what you said last week.

Duke Igthorn:
True, but with this, I can finally decimate Dunwyn, defeat Gregor, and...

Toadwart:
Have a handy weenie roast?

Toadwart:
[the machine crashes into a wall] Hm, looked smaller in catalogue.

Duke Igthorn:
I will not be stopped at my own gate, Toadwart.

Toadwart:
As you command, O Commanding One.

Duke Igthorn:
Where there's a wall, there's a way to get through it.

Gruffi Gummi:
Sorry, no time to eat.

Tummi Gummi:
[Gasps] There's always time to eat.

Toadwart:
Perhaps load too heavy for weenie ogres.

Duke Igthorn:
You might be right, Toadwart; let's lighten it up.

[throws him out of the wagon]

Toadwart:
Toadie wish Dukie would lighten up.

Gruffi Gummi:
It's just like you not to get the big picture.

Grammi Gummi:
[taking a portrait off to wall to aim at him] I'll give you the big picture, Gruffi Gummi.

Gruffi Gummi:
Ah, I love the smell of mortar in the morning.

Zummi Gummi:
[stumbling across the bridge] Oh. Oh, dear. Why couldn't he build it closer to the ground?

Gad:
[stepping on flowers] She love me, she love me not.

Zook:
Hey, no time to stop and stomp the roses.

Gad:
Gad never have any fun.

Zook:
[after turning to see what Gad pointed out to him and accidentally knocking him aside with his log] Big bridge.

Gad:
Yeah. Big bump, too.

Duke Igthorn:
I just want to conquer one itsy-bitsy kingdom. Is that asking too much?

Duke Igthorn:
How nice of those Gummi bears to provide us with a shortcut to Dunwyn.

Toadwart:
Clever bears think of everything.

Duke Igthorn:
Quiet, Toadbreath.

Tummi Gummi:
And I hate to bring up my broken bagpipes.

Gruffi Gummi:
Then don't!

Gruffi Gummi:
[feeling the ground shake] Guess I'm a little nervous.

Toadwart:
[Igthorn catches him as they fall to the river] Oh, Dukie, you do care.

Gusto Gummi:
Oh, come on, Gruffarino, that was a great bridge. And you made a big sacrifice by destroying it. The Ancient Gummis would've been proud.

Gusto Gummi:
[last lines: "Bridge on the River Gummi] Just picture this: Mount Gummore. Huge Gummi heads, carved in the side of a mountain. One bear could look just like you...

Gruffi Gummi:
No thanks, Gusto. My head's not *that* big anymore.

Duke Igthorn:
Don't be such a coward.

Toadwart:
Why not? Toadie so good at it.

Duke Igthorn:
Remember, let me do the talking.

Toadwart:
No problem. Toadie just stick to screaming and pleading.

Lady Bane:
You, ogre, why are you here? And who's the village idiot?

Toadwart:
You're on, Lightning Lips.

Lady Bane:
No one touches my things. Clear?

Toadwart:
Painfully.

Lady Bane:
You know of these bears?

Duke Igthorn:
Ah, they tremble at the sight of me.

Toadwart:
They how come Gummies always turn up - ah!

[Igthorn kicks him]

Toadwart:
Like he said, sitting ducks.

Gruffi Gummi:
We need the sap of that crazy tree to seal the skylight. And if you don't find it, this place is gonna be swimming in anchovies.

Toadwart:
Please, Your Smittenness, it be impossible to get dilapidated Drekmore in tiptop shape for nitpicky lady.

Duke Igthorn:
I want her to see that I am a man of elegance and style.

Toadwart:
Toadie's point exactly, Your Obtusity. Ogres know zilch about elegance and style.

Duke Igthorn:
[drops a book on him] Then it's your job to teach them.

Toadwart:
Enthusiastic Toadie can hardly wait.

Duke Igthorn:
Men, you know what flowers are? Those delicate things you usually stomp to bits?

Duke Igthorn:
Just do it, or you'll be piranha chow by sundown.

Gad:
Dukie gonna hear from Ogres' Union 'bout this.

Zook:
This plenty flowers.

Gad:
Good. Smell make them so sick.

Zook:
[of the plant that popped up under Gad] Dukie be tickled pink over this.

Gad:
Tickle me pretty good too.

Duke Igthorn:
Well, I must say, Drekmore has never looked cleaner.

Ogre:
'Cause Drekmore never been clean.

Duke Igthorn:
[he slaps his face to stop him jabbering] Thank you, Toadwart. I don't know what came over me.

Toadwart:
Same here.

Toadwart:
Go get her, Irresistibilitude.

Duke Igthorn:
Drekmore is honored at your presence.

Lady Bane:
Naturally.

Duke Igthorn:
Apologies, my lady, it won't happen again.

Toadwart:
[lying on his back after Igthorn roughhoused him] You got that right.

Lady Bane:
I think you were up to the part where we make life miserable for the Gummi Bears.

Duke Igthorn:
One of my favorite pastimes.

Sunni Gummi:
[they touch the tree at the same time] Looks like we both won.

Cubbi Gummi:
Well, we'll both be losers if we don't get out of here fast.

Duke Igthorn:
She was cruel, she was ruthless, she was cunning... What a gal. [swoons]

Gruffi Gummi:
[last lines: "Life of the Party"] Well, it could be worse.

Zummi Gummi:
How?

Gruffi Gummi:
Jiffy Tree Day could come twice a year.

Sunni Gummi:
[last lines, "Bubble Trouble"; she has just finished telling everyone about Bubbles's rescue] And then, they flew off together.

Tummi Gummi:
[pointing toward an open door] Look!

Grammi Gummi:
What fool left that door open, again?

Gruffi Gummi:
[chuckling nervously] Well, uh, you know, uh...

Sunni Gummi:
You know, when you're in a hurry, it's easy to forget things. Huh, Gruffi?

[the others laugh]

Cubbi Gummi:
[the slumber sprite has just put Gruffi to sleep; seeing him fall from the tree] Gruffi!

[Gruffi snores]

Cubbi Gummi:
How can he be asleep?

Grammi Gummi:
[gasps as she sees the slumber sprite drag his honey pot into the bushes, then she searches through them] A slumber sprite! Wait! Wait, you sprite, wait a minute!

Cubbi Gummi:
[joining her] A what?

Grammi Gummi:
A slumber sprite. It put a sleeping spell on Gruffi! That's how they defend themselves. We'd better get it to wake him up!

Cubbi Gummi:
Zummi knows spells. Couldn't he help Gruffi?

Grammi Gummi:
No, only the sprite that placed the spell could break it.

Ogre:
[after sticking his hand in the "rabbit hole" that was actually the entrance to Gummi Glen resulting in the Gummis yanking it in so it was pulled out] Rabbit hole gone! Next time, I try mouse hole. Little mouse hole.

Gruffi Gummi:
Here. Take this. You might need it before you find yours.

Sunni Gummi:
Thank you, Gruffi.

Gruffi Gummi:
Don't thank me. Just go. [she runs off, he watches smiling]

Duke Igthorn:
[looking on it from a distance] Someday, Gregor, I'll have a super-weapon and I'll grind Castle Dunwyn into dust. Do you hear me? DUST!

Duke Igthorn:
What is that doing here?

Toadwart:
Floating, O Astringent One.

Duke Igthorn:
I can see that, mush-for-brains.

Sunni Gummi:
[of the fire-containing bubble the baby cliff dragon emits hiccupping] Well, that's easier to deal with than fire.

[it explodes, causing part of the cliff-side to blow out and rubble to fall them]

Sunni Gummi:
Maybe not.

Toadwart:
Absolutely, O Commander of Loudness.

Toadwart:
Where are we going, Your Abruptness?

Tummi Gummi:
[quickly stops sweeping the broken vase shards under the rug when she shows up] Oh. Hi, Sunni. Need some help?

Sunni Gummi:
Yes! Come on.

Tummi Gummi:
Oh. Swell. I guess.

Sunni Gummi:
And when it hiccups these bubbles pop out and explode.

Tummi Gummi:
I feel that way. When I eat radishes.

Sunni Gummi:
Hit those bubbles with the pebble-shooter.

Tummi Gummi:
Me? It'd be easier if they were vases.

Tummi Gummi:
[at the nest] No Mama.

Sunni Gummi:
She must be out looking for Bubbles.

Tummi Gummi:
[a shadow falls] Then who's that?

Duke Igthorn:
Nutweed!

Cubbi Gummi:
Shh. Gruffi's teaching me the right way to fish.

Grammi Gummi:
No he's not, dearest, he's teaching you his way to fish.

Gruffi Gummi:
I'm teachin' the kid to find food.

Grammi Gummi:
That's how I knew he'd be hungry.

Cubbi Gummi:
[Gruffi's attempt to tackle a fish results in its leaping out of the water and him falling in so it shoots into Grammi's apron] Wow, he did it! Did you see, Grammi?

Grammi Gummi:
Yes, sweetheart, but he did it wrong.

Grammi Gummi:
A fishing pole might be slower but it's surer. And dryer.

Grammi Gummi:
We're probably all right if there's only one.

Cubbi Gummi:
[six more saber-toothed rabbits rear up] We're not all right...

Cubbi Gummi:
[after jumping down acting like a wild bird to scare off the saber-toothed rabbits] Pretty good, huh?

Grammi Gummi:
Lovely, dear.

Grammi Gummi:
[after shoving Cubbi out of the way of the sprite when he tries to zap her and Cubbi to sleep] I've had enough of doing it Gruffi's way. Let's try it *my* way. Sprite? Are you still there?

Slumber Sprite:
Nope. Uh-uh, long gone. Not here at all.

Slumber Sprite:
Who? That loudmouth I zapped this morning? Nah, you're better off without 'im.

Grammi Gummi:
Well, sometimes *I* think so. But no, Gruffi's usually more sensible than any of us. And all his noise is just his way of showing he cares. We need him.

Cubbi Gummi:
Grammi, you mean that?

Grammi Gummi:
Shush, dear.

Gruffi Gummi:
[awakening] This tree fell over.

Grammi Gummi:
Shut up and come on. Those ogres are waking up already.

Slumber Sprite:
Oges are one of the worst things about living in Drekmore.

Cubbi Gummi:
Let's bash him!

Cubbi Gummi:
Shouldn't we get the others?

Cubbi Gummi:
There it is. Or his pot, anyway.

Cubbi Gummi:
Aw, grammi. I want some honey for my muffin.

Cubbi Gummi:
Grammi, he's getting away.

Cubbi Gummi:
I think it'll be shorter if we go left. Oh, no!

Cubbi Gummi:
Grammi, look!

Cubbi Gummi:
Grammi. Are you all right?

Cubbi Gummi:
The marks left by his honey pot.

Cubbi Gummi:
Do you have a carrot with you?

Cubbi Gummi:
Grammi, look. The sprite.

Cubbi Gummi:
I wish gruffi was ok. he'd have an idea.

Cubbi Gummi:
I guess it's worth a try.

Cubbi Gummi:
Grammi, are you all right?

Cubbi Gummi:
Not that way. we might lose him and the sprite. The puffballs take a second to blow up. let's do it like gruffi said. Charge right in!

Cubbi Gummi:
You'll see.

Cubbi Gummi:
The trail leads right off here.

Cubbi Gummi:
No time for that.

Cubbi Gummi:
Gruffi says everything leaves tracks, if you know what to look for

Cubbi Gummi:
Come on. we got it cornered.

Cubbi Gummi:
Boy, we did it! Gruffi was right! Charge right in, and you can do anything.

Cubbi Gummi:
How come?

Cubbi Gummi:
What's wrong with that?

Cubbi Gummi:
What's the matter?

Cubbi Gummi:
We were so close.

Cubbi Gummi:
There are the drag marks. He must be in there

Cubbi Gummi:
Now, you've gotta come with us

Cubbi Gummi:
Oh, no!

Cubbi Gummi:
What do we do now?

Cubbi Gummi:
And then grammi said we're gonna do this my way.

Cubbi Gummi:
But then, when the ogres were carrying you off, she said, I'm gonna do this grammi's wa...

Gruffi Gummi:
Stop gossiping with insects.

Gruffi Gummi:
You're just wasting work time trying to talk to a dumb bug. Now get to work.

[the bee stings his behind]

Gruffi Gummi:
Ow!

Tummi Gummi:
He's very sensitive.

Gruffi Gummi:
Yeah, well, so am I... Oww.

Gruffi Gummi:
Swell. The crop's not even half-harvested, and he's standing around singing to bugs. I don't know what kids are coming to these days.

Gusto Gummi:
You know, if we could plant these by color, we could turn the field into a giant painting!

Gusto Gummi:
[of the bollweevils] Uh-oh... uninvited dinner guests.

Gusto Gummi:
[swatting with a broom] Chew on this, you - beevil barbarians!

[they gnaw it down to a stick]

Gusto Gummi:
Hey, it was only a figure of speech.

Gruffi Gummi:
That oughta tell those flying worms they're not wanted.

Grammi Gummi:
He didn't do it on purpose, Gruffi.

Gruffi Gummi:
But it got done!

Gruffi Gummi:
Now, Gusto, do you wanna explain where you're going with this long-range Quick Car?

Gusto Gummi:
Oh, uh... uh - no place special. Just thought I'd take a spin and get some air.

Gruffi Gummi:
[lifts the cover] And so you wouldn't get hungry, you packed a week's supply of food.

Gusto Gummi:
Hey, you know what fresh air can do to a bear's appetite.

Gruffi Gummi:
The Quick Tunnels don't run that far. The tracks might not be able to hold the Car.

Gusto Gummi:
Hey, Gruff, please. You're gonna kill me with overconfidence.

Tummi Gummi:
[the Quick Car top creaks as he opens it] Shhh. Quiet.

Zummi Gummi:
Well, at least Gusto's along to keep him out of trouble.

Gruffi Gummi:
Yeah, that's like having Tummi guard the cookie jar.

Gusto Gummi:
Heads up! Are we havin' fun yet?

Tummi Gummi:
I sure hope this track holds together.

Gusto Gummi:
Oh, boy, I wish you hadn't said that! [Tummi glances behind where he already looks and sees it crumbling]

Gusto Gummi:
Come on, Car! Faster!

Gusto Gummi:
We're gonna make it! We're gonna make it!

Tummi Gummi:
Look!

[pointis to a gap in the track ahead of them]

Gusto Gummi:
We're not gonna make it.

Tummi Gummi:
At least we didn't crash. [the track gives way beneath the Car]

Gusto Gummi:
BUT WE'RE GONNA FALL! [they do] You know, I'll bet someday, people will pay for a ride like that.

Tummi Gummi:
I need some food to settle my stomach.

Gusto Gummi:
Well, we're not eating here.

Tummi Gummi:
We're not?

Gusto Gummi:
Hey, this place is gonna collapse any minute, Tum. We gotta climb out first.

Tummi Gummi:
But that could take hours.

Gusto Gummi:
[shouldering a pack] Well, the faster we climb, the sooner we eat.

[Tummi mouths "Oh" then grabs a pair of packs and runs up the slope]

Gusto Gummi:
Wow. For a big fella, he can really haul paws when he wants to.

Gusto Gummi:
I wish I was as fast as you are hungry.

Gusto Gummi:
Excuse me, you're taking us to *the* Great Oak looking like that?

Tree #1:
Like what, barkless?

Gusto Gummi:
It's surprising how you'd let yourselves go.

Tree #1:
Whadaya mean?

Gusto Gummi:
I mean, look how you let last year's leaves just hang there, all limp and yellow. [plucks one]

Tree #1:
Ouch!

Gusto Gummi:
And-and that bird nest you're wearing, is years out of style; now that's a definite glamour don't.

Tree #1:
Oh, dear. I-I didn't realize.

Gusto Gummi:
Sure. And your tendrils haven't been flopped for ages.

Gusto Gummi:
Now let's find some gummiberry bushes.

Tummi Gummi:
And hope they don't talk back.

Grammi Gummi:
Shouldn't we slow down and check on the track ahead? It's in horrible shape.

Gruffi Gummi:
We don't have the time.

Artie Deco:
No need to worry about the track ahead.

Gruffi Gummi:
Why not?

Artie Deco:
THERE ISN'T ANY!

Gusto Gummi:
We're bound to find a bush somewhere. As soon as we find a way down.

Tummi Gummi:
How do we do that?

[te ground they stand on collapses into the pit]

Tummi Gummi:
I'm sorry I asked.

Grammi Gummi:
Gruffi, shouldn't we be more careful; it might be a trap.

Gruffi Gummi:
Aw, there's nothing around here but some ugly old trees.

Tree #1:
Who you caling ugly, you sapless biped?

Tummi Gummi:
Hey, look. The Gummis and those tree-things used to be pals.

Gusto Gummi:
Hm. No accounting for taste.

Artie Deco:
I'd like to introduce her to some termites I know!

Tree #1:
There's no bottom to this gorge as far as we can tell.

Zummi Gummi:
Well, I certainly don't want to be the bear to find one for ya.

Gruffi Gummi:
[sighing] Trees. You just never understand 'em.

Gusto Gummi:
That was usin' the old noggin, Tummer. And these panels have just the right amount of artistic sophistication.

Gruffi Gummi:
One false move, Woody, and you'll be roasting marshmallows.

Artie Deco:
I gotta get help. [sees Gusto and Tummi] Well, if I can't get any *real* help, those two are better than nothing.

Tummi Gummi:
I have an idea. [gets in the cart with Gusto and sets it rolling downhill]

Artie Deco:
What do we do when we get there?

Tummi Gummi:
Good question.

Gruffi Gummi:
Great job, kid. You, uh, really can come through when the gummiberries are down.

Tummi Gummi:
Aw, shucks, Gruffi. It's nothin' your average red-blooded gummiberry fanatic wouldn't've done.

[everyone laughs]

[last lines]

Tummi Gummi:
[to the gummiberry sapling he planted] And I'll be come back a lot to meet all your brothers and sisters, I promise. But in the meantime, *please* don't talk to any strange-lookin' bees, OK?

Cubbi Gummi:
Take this! And this! And This!

Cubbi Gummi:
Hey!

Cubbi Gummi:
Ouch! Ouch!

Cubbi Gummi:
Grammi, zummi, gruffi! look at this! It's happening on every bush!

Cubbi Gummi:
This ought to make tummi feel a lot better, too.

Cubbi Gummi:
What?

Cubbi Gummi:
But gruffi!

Tummi Gummi:
Ok, maybe the rope is a little long, but if this honey bee works, we'll have more bees, and more bees means...

Zummi Gummi:
More gummiberries. I know, I... but it isn't right to take the great book so lightly. You know, too little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, tummi.

Tummi Gummi:
Cross my heart and cross my eyes, kiss an ogre, hope to die.

Flint Shrubwood:
Go ahead, take my pay.

Zummi Gummi:
[desperately trying to catch Tummi running around the lake at high speed] Run... across... the... lake!

Tummi Gummi:
O... K!

Duke Igthorn:
[throws him down; he's heard falling into something] Keep up the good work, Toadwart. Only 76 traps left to find.

Zummi Gummi:
I got it! I got it! [Tummi blazes by again, knocking the spell out of his hand] I had it.

Cubbi Gummi:
[hurriedly spotting Tummi] There he is! No, there he is! There he is!

Zook:
You I get.

Zummi Gummi:
[last lines: "Faster Than a Speeding Tummi"] Ain't nothin' wrong with being slow.

Gruffi Gummi:
[trapped in slow motion] Oh, yeah?

Duke Igthorn:
Master mercenary, bounty hunter. A man after my own heart.

Duke Igthorn:
He may be the best, but he sure is strange.

Duke Igthorn:
No one can stand up to Duke Igthorn. LET ME OUT OF HERE, YOU WHITTLING BEARKNAPPER! I'M A DUKE, YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!

Duke Igthorn:
YOU'LL NEVER GET YOUR TWENTY GOLD SOVEREIGNS NOW!

Flint Shrubwood:
Nope. With this ransom note, I'm gonna get a whole lot more.

Duke Igthorn:
If you want to make it in this cutthroat world, don't ever keep your word. Especially to a villain like that.

Duke Igthorn:
You've been hearing too many fairy tales. Chivalry isn't what it's cracked up to be.

Toadwart:
[being used as a tetherball] Toadie doesn't want to play anymore, fellas.

Toadwart:
[reading] "If you want your duke back, bring five-hundred gold sovereigns to Nameless Clearing."

Ogre:
[picking flower petals] She hate me, I hate her. She hate me, I hate her.

Toadwart:
Why not free Dukie-poo, and save him pocket money?

Toadwart:
Sorry, Dukie. Shameful Toadie goofed up. But at least I hid the gold in a hollow oak in the clearing.

Duke Igthorn:
That's all right, Toadie, you had the right idea. That villain doesn't deserve a slug.

Duke Igthorn:
That little Scummy Bear.

Duke Igthorn:
That liar. That cheat. [smilew] I taught that kid too well.

Duke Igthorn:
[last lines: "For a Few Sovereigns More"] He didn't stand a chance, that thieving rat of a bounty hunter. Turned tail when I stood up to him, that coward.

[a sound like Shrubwood's flute is heard; he cowers by Toadwart]

Duke Igthorn:
Don't let him get me! Save me, save me!

[it's revealed to be a bird; the ogres laugh]

Grammi Gummi:
Was he really worth coming back for, Cubbi dear?

Cubbi Gummi:
If I hadn't, Grammi, I'd be just as bad as him.

Grammi Gummi:
[sighing slightly] Oh, I suppose you're right.

Cubbi Gummi:
But I did learn one important lesson from him though.

[drinks his gummiberry juice, then he and Grammi start bouncing out of Igthorn's reach]

Duke Igthorn:
Wha...!

Cubbi Gummi:
Never trust Igthorn!

Cubbi Gummi:
Why don't you just zap him with a speed spell, zummi?

Cubbi Gummi:
To be honorable and trustworthy, truthful and kind, uh, upright and strong.

Cubbi Gummi:
Uh... I'm not afraid of you. I won't talk.

Cubbi Gummi:
How's it going, tummi?

Cubbi Gummi:
You were a knight once. Aren't knights supposed to honor their promises?

Cubbi Gummi:
Hey, what if I don't wanna go?

Cubbi Gummi:
All's clear, fair grammi. I, sir cubbi swear to protect you from all robbers and scoundrels...

Cubbi Gummi:
I'll show you, but lesson three, you've gotta treat me better.

Cubbi Gummi:
Yield, baseborn villain.

Cubbi Gummi:
Whew! That was close.

Cubbi Gummi:
Take that!

Cubbi Gummi:
But what about fair play?

Cubbi Gummi:
Crown butte! What if I knew where there was some gummiberry juice?

Cubbi Gummi:
Up.

Cubbi Gummi:
There.

Cubbi Gummi:
No!

Cubbi Gummi:
I... I promise.

Cubbi Gummi:
So long, pigthorn

Cubbi Gummi:
Yeah, that bounty hunter's got him. Now let's get out of here!

Cubbi Gummi:
Leave the gold.

Zummi Gummi:
Grammi? Gruffi? Is it really you?

Gruffi Gummi:
Who else would wear such a tacky nightgown?

Grammi Gummi:
Gruffi, if the world wasn't about to end, I'd finish you off myself!

Zummi Gummi:
[hugging them] It IS you!

Grammi Gummi:
Phew! Two seconds ago I was freezing my fur off, and now I'm sweating like a snowball in summer!

Gruffi Gummi:
So? It's the exercise.

Zummi Gummi:
No, I don't think so, Gruffi. I think...

[they're interrupted when they fall into a lit cave]

Grammi Gummi:
Great Gummi's ghost!

Grammi Gummi:
You know, I saw a recipe for stinkweed souffl? in here yesterday.

Zummi Gummi:
Couldn't this wait?

Grammi Gummi:
Not if you want dinner tonight.

Zummi Gummi:
They all think you're just another cookbook or, or a dictionary. But you're more than that. Why, you're full of magic and, and wisdom and...

Grammi Gummi:
Lately you use a spell to do everything.

Zummi Gummi:
Uh, but magic lets me do my part around here. Without it, I'm useless. Since the medallion opened the Great Book, why, why... magic has become my life.

Gruffi Gummi:
Then it's a pretty sad life.

Gruffi Gummi:
You couldn't do serious magic if your life depended on it. Face it. Compared to the Ancient Gummies, you're just a rank amateur.

Gruffi Gummi:
[the objects Zummi was causing to float fall; he catches a statuette] Better work on your landings.

Zummi Gummi:
[releases the forcefield he tarpped him in causing him to fall over and laughs] Good night, Gruffi.

Tummi Gummi:
So what's this thing look like?

Zummi Gummi:
[in the next tunnel they see Zorlock's pet; swallowing] Like... like that.

Tummi Gummi:
We'll get through in no time.

[struggles to move a large boulder]

Tummi Gummi:
Give or take a week.

Grammi Gummi:
[Zummi has fallen off the ledge after his acrophobia made him unable to jump down with the others] He's probably scared to death.

Gruffi Gummi:
A quivering lump of jelly. [about halfway to the giant mushroom he landed on, they meet him running frantically past them]

Zummi Gummi:
Quick! We're falling behind!

Gruffi Gummi:
Hey! Will you wait up?

Grammi Gummi:
[of the giant mushrooms] Think of the salads I could make with this.

Zorlock:
Gimme the book! Gimme the book! [the dragon drops it on him; muffled] Take the book! Take the book!

Zorlock:
Whisker-faced worm!

Grammi Gummi:
[to Zummi and Gruffi] Come on, you two! Let's get away from here before I turn into a Gummsicle!

Zummi Gummi:
I'm finished. Useless. Washed up. Without the Great Book I'm nothin'.

Gruffi Gummi:
That's not long enough.

Grammi Gummi:
[uses the slab of stone she's holding to lower the statue to replace the bridge] Open your mind instead of your mouth.

Gruffi Gummi:
I was just gonna suggest that.

Grammi Gummi:
Of course you were.

Zummi Gummi:
You're the mad wizard!

Zorlock:
Mad? Nah. A little annoyed, maybe.

Zorlock:
Now, I want that medallion you're wearing, or you will suffer unspeakable consequences.

Zummi Gummi:
Uh, uh, such - as?

Zorlock:
If I told you, they wouldn't be unspeakable, would they?

Zorlock:
If I can't take the medallion by force, you must give it to me.

Zummi Gummi:
You'll wait a long time for that.

Zorlock:
I've waited hundreds of years! That's long enough!

Zorlock:
[singing] I'm free! I'm free! Look at me! I'm off to conquer humanity!

Zorlock:
[to Zummi] Why, that nearly boils my brisket! OK, Fuzzface, what gives?

Zummi Gummi:
[whispering] Trust me. I know what I'm doin'.

Gruffi Gummi:
[sarcastically] Right. Now I can sleep nights.

Zummi Gummi:
Believe in the power of the Book.

Gruffi Gummi:
You're as loony as he is.

Zummi Gummi:
How does he expect to beat the Great Gummies, when he's worse than an amateur like me?

Zummi Gummi:
Now I'm somebody again.

Gruffi Gummi:
Whoa, whoa. Back up, mister. You chased a monster, overcame your fear of heights, then saved the world from this fruitcake, and all without using magic.

Grammi Gummi:
Heh. Even the Great Gummies couldn't do that, Zummi.

Cubbi Gummi:
And so's the great book.

Cubbi Gummi:
What happened?

[first lines]

Tummi Gummi:
[to his plants] Hang on, guys. I'll save ya. 'Cause if I don't, I won't be eatin' any cream of tomato pudding this week.

Gruffi Gummi:
Say, Tummi, when you're through, can you help me unclog the sink?

Tummi Gummi:
Well, not really. But sure.

Tummi Gummi:
Settle down, stomach. As soon as I get a midnight snack, we'll be on our way.

Tuck:
Look, we're not askin' you to think, we're tellin' you to drive.

Tuck:
We want more icing.

Tummi Gummi:
OK... Ask and you shall receive. [sprays them]

Tuck:
Say your prayers, monk. [attacks]

Tummi Gummi:
[the trolls roll downhill in a ball of dough] Now that's what I can givin' 'em their daily bread.

Abbot Costello:
Thank you for restoring order to the order, brother.

[last lines]

Grammi Gummi:
Oh, so you're busy. Then, I guess you don't have time to taste my new ragweed pie.

Gruffi Gummi:
[begins running after her] No, wait! There're still some things I can't say no to!

Tummi Gummi:
[of what ended up around Gruffi's neck when he fell] Lucky that chair broke your fall.

Zummi Gummi:
Now, now, now, Gruffi, your foot will heal properly if you just behave yourself and *stay in bed*!

Gusto Gummi:
[refusing to accept help, Gruffi trips trying to ascend the step with his broken foot] Poor ol' Gruff doesn't have a leg to stand on! [laughs]

Gruffi Gummi:
Looks like we got company. But don't put out any extra plates, Grammi. We're not inviting them to dinner.

Gusto Gummi:
[listening to the barbarians' singing and pounding the tree they're waiting to stop] Hey, y'know, I love a good party, but this one takes the cake. No more sleepovers for this bear.

Cubbi Gummi:
We're never gonna get any rest around here.

Tummi Gummi:
And I'm no good if I don't get my eight hours. And my after-lunch snooze. And my before-dinner naptime.

Tummi Gummi:
They didn't even leave enough for an appetizer.

Gruffi Gummi:
Let's go up there and kick those bums off our land.

Grammi Gummi:
[stuffs an apple into his mouth] Oh, hush up, Gruffi. You're in no condition to be kicking anyone.

Gusto Gummi:
Hey, hey, calm down, bear; there's no point in frazzlin' your fur.

Gusto Gummi:
We're finally gettin' through to Old Ironsides.

Gruffi Gummi:
I'll flatten those man-mountains.

Gruffi Gummi:
[trying to unleash the pile of logs] Move it, you stubborn blockheads!

Grammi Gummi:
That fool bear's probably outside stirring up trouble.

Zummi Gummi:
But, Grammi, the kning's kights -eh, eh, the king's knights, they'll be attacking any minute!

Grammi Gummi:
Make that *big* trouble.

Kerwin the Conqueror:
[the dam floods the camp] Oh, quit complainin'. You haven't had a bath in three years!

Gruffi Gummi:
What did I do to deserve this?

King Gregor:
Run, barbarians, and never return! Or the dungeon will be your permanent home.

[last lines]

Tummi Gummi:
[of the cane he dropped while rising] Let me get that.

Gruffi Gummi:
No, *this* I can do for myself.

[steps to get it but loses his balances and slides across the room to where Gusto catches him]

Gusto Gummi:
[laughs] You were saying, Mr. Foot-in-the-Mouth?

Gruffi Gummi:
Thanks for the help.

Princess Calla:
I have to play the perfect princess while a bunch of overgrown oafs compete for the role of protecting me!

King Gregor:
But, Calla, you'll miss the jousting.

Princess Calla:
But I *won't* miss Unwin.

King Gregor:
Calla?... I wish she'd take more interest in this competition.

Sir Tuxford:
Are you all right?

King Gregor:
Just barely.

Unwin:
[approaching the bridge guarded by the knight] Those other clowns haven't got a chance.

Black Knight:
Prepare to defend yourself, squire.

Unwin:
Ah... D-defend myself?

Roland:
S-see here, my good fellow... we demand you let us pass?

Princess Calla:
What's gotten into them?

Sunni Gummi:
[sees the knight who disarmed Gar and Roan] I think he did!

Sunni Gummi:
Are you crazy?

Princess Calla:
No, and I'm not a quitter, either.

Princess Calla:
Father's always said that brains and courage are more important than strength. I hope he's right.

Black Knight:
You've got a clever head on your shoulders, lad. Let's see how long you can keep it.

Princess Calla:
I've got to tell him the truth.

Sunni Gummi:
Boy, you *are* brave.

Gruffi Gummi:
What in Great Gummi do you think you're doing?

Tummi Gummi:
[holds out a sheet before the washer running wild] Hey, torro, torro. [the sheet is snagged on the top is it passes] Hey!

Tummi Gummi:
You OK?

Gruffi Gummi:
No, I'm miserable!

Gruffi Gummi:
[hits the washtub when it begins acting up again] Oh, quiet.

Tummi Gummi:
[of the food fight] Grammi's not gonna like this. Besides... [licks his finger] it's a waste of good food.

Gusto Gummi:
You're kiddin', right?

Tummi Gummi:
No, it'll be fun.

Gusto Gummi:
No way, no how, no time, bud. I have just finished a fabuloso painting, and I'm counting on everyone to come and bask in the glow.

Tummi Gummi:
Well, count me out. I'm gonna go bask at the beach.

Duke Igthorn:
Hoist the mainsol!

Toadwart:
Hoist the mainsol!

Duke Igthorn:
Shut your yap.

Toadwart:
[calling out to the others] Shut your yap!

Duke Igthorn:
When King Gregor returns from his summit meeting tomorrow, he'll be a sitting duck on the open sea, and we are going to cook his goose.

[a crash sounds; he sees Gad has caused the helm to detach from its place]

Duke Igthorn:
If these landlocked oafs learn to sail this thing.

Duke Igthorn:
Zook, you could've hurt me.

Toadwart:
Heh, no bingo for you tonight.

Zook:
But, Dukie, dragon coming.

Duke Igthorn:
That's no dragon, you dimwit, it's a sea serpent.

Duke Igthorn, Toadwart:
A SEA SERPENT?

Toadwart:
Hard to - Toadie always get that confused. Is port left or port right?

Duke Igthorn:
Left!

Toadwart:
Right!

Gad:
Right! [goes starboard]

Duke Igthorn:
Ah, that was close.

Toadwart:
BAH! And getting closer!

Toadwart:
Toadie too cute to be lizard lunching meat.

Duke Igthorn:
I'm getting out of here.

Toadwart:
But, Dukems, fearless captain must go down with ship.

Duke Igthorn:
[shakes his hand] Congratulations, Toadwart, you're now captain.

Toadwart:
Wowee! [the dragon ship strikes the boat again] On second thought, wait for me!

Duke Igthorn:
It's a machine. A sea-going Gummi machine. Toadwart, do you know what this means?

Toadwart:
Gummies want to get in some dandy fishing?

Duke Igthorn:
With that ship I could capture the king, control the swaways, and... Dare I say it?

Toadwart:
Rule the world?

Duke Igthorn:
YES, rule the world!

Toadwart:
Lucky guess.

Gusto Gummi:
[of his portrait, touching his heart] Kinda hits ya right here, huh?

Tummi Gummi:
[touching his stomach] More like here.

Tummi Gummi:
[of the dragon ship] It followed me home. Can I keep it?

Tummi Gummi:
Weapons room... two quarters... my personal favorite, the galley...

Tummi Gummi:
But I can be responsible, Gruffi. Honest. [triggers the fire-dousing system]

Gruffi Gummi:
Yeah, responsible for disaster.

Zummi Gummi:
We'll be able to share all sorts of history, and knowledge.

Grammi Gummi:
And I'll bake them a big batch of my special brussel-nut brownies.

Gusto Gummi:
You do, and they'll declare a war.

Gruffi Gummi:
This is no job for a kid, kid.

Grammi Gummi:
Oh, don't be such an old sea crab, Gruffi.

Toadwart:
But been searching for hours, Your Callousness, and still no sign of Gummi boat.

Duke Igthorn:
[sees it ahead] Aha. Well, what do you call that, then?

Toadwart:
Big and dangerous?

Duke Igthorn:
Good point, Toadwart, better scout out the situation. [throws him]

Gruffi Gummi:
You still haven't grown up. And by the time you do, I'll be an old gray bear.

Toadwart:
But, Kindhearted One, eagle-eyed Toadie find Gummi monster.

Duke Igthorn:
You spineless slug, I don't care if you - Toadwart. I could kiss you. [he puckers up; Igthorn drops him]

Zummi Gummi:
There. Are we through?

Duke Igthorn:
[grabbing him] Through? You're finished!

Gusto Gummi:
[of Igthorn] Aw, talk about the one who got away!

Gusto Gummi:
We've got a sovereign to save!

Toadwart:
Ready, O Watertight One.

Duke Igthorn:
Surrender, King Gregor, or you and your men will be fish food!

King Gregor:
So you're the deceitful brigand behind this attack!

Duke Igthorn:
Cut the gag, Greg; what's it gonna be?

Gruffi Gummi:
Quit gripin' and start thinkin'!

Gusto Gummi:
Sorry to fluff your fur, pal, but we're the only chance King Gregor's got.

Gruffi Gummi:
Then he's got no chance.

Tummi Gummi:
Kid or no kid, right now, I'm just me, and that'll have to be good enough.

Gusto Gummi:
He's got guts, Gruff. Kinda like you.

Gruffi Gummi:
Like *me*? Huh.

Tummi Gummi:
[of the wires] Hey, this looks just like Grammi's noodle pot pie.

Toadwart:
Aye, aye, Your Duplicitude.

Gruffi Gummi:
[crying] Why was I so hard on the poor kid? Me and my big mouth.

Gusto Gummi:
Gummi ho!

Gusto Gummi:
Looks like Tummi's gone off to that big bear den in the sky.

Toadwart:
Abandon ship!

Duke Igthorn:
Never! This is my ship! Mine! [gets hit on the head with a pipe]

Toadwart:
Gotta go, Your Stingitude.

Duke Igthorn:
[dazed] Are we going for a ride, Mommy?

Toadwart:
If we lucky. [they shoot out of the boat]

Gruffi Gummi:
Guess you've gown up a lot; I... I just didn't notice.

Gruffi Gummi:
Hey, I've got a cuckoo clock at home that needs fixing. Maybe you can land an extra hand.

Tummi Gummi:
Gee, Gruffi. The cuckoo clock already has two hands, you sure it needs another?

Sir Gawain:
I say, have I ever told you about the time a Gummi bear saved my life?

Man:
Aye. 'Bout a hundred times.

[everyone laughs]

Sir Gawain:
Quite so, quite so. But it does bear repeating, if you'll forgive the pun.

Sir Gawain:
You, sir, are like the near-sighted rodent. You can only see what's in front of your nose.

Lord Willoughby:
Are you calling me a rat?

Tummi Gummi:
Uh, maybe you've had too much on your mind lately.

Zummi Gummi:
Oh, nonsense, Tummi, nonsense, I just, well, I-I, I mean, uh - Have you seen my glasses?

Tummi Gummi:
Uh, they're in your hand.

Tummi Gummi:
[of the one Gruffi and Grammi hung just before the fruit storm] Did anybody notice this picture's crooked?

Gruffi Gummi:
If it was rainin' ogres, you'd probably forget to come inside.

Sir Gawain:
A man must do what he believes.

Zummi Gummi:
You're leafing!

Tummi Gummi:
[with branches coming out of his ears] But I'm not goin' anywhere.

Sir Gawain:
Lovely afternoon for a Gummi hunt, wouldn't you say?

Tummi Gummi:
You know, bein' a tree is not all it's cracked up to be.

Tummi Gummi:
Maybe I oughta stay in the forest with the other trees.

Gruffi Gummi:
What're you gonna forget next, your head?

Zummi Gummi:
B-B-But, Gruffi... I don't remember taking the medallion off.

Gruffi Gummi:
That's no surprise.

Grammi Gummi:
If we can't find the medallion, we can't open the Great Book.

Cubbi Gummi:
And if we can't find the counter-spell, we'll be rakin' up after Tummi.

Tummi Gummi:
[Gawain sees him turning into a tree] I ate something that didn't agree with me, OK?

Sir Gawain:
Your secret's safe with me, on my honor as a gentleman.

Gruffi Gummi:
That's not good enough.

Zummi Gummi:
Llisten, Gruffi, I'll go along with Gawain. It's my responsibility.

Sir Gawain:
[shaking with him] Excellent. The two of us shall return victorious.

Gruffi Gummi:
Heh. Look out, world. Here comes the Dynamic Duo.

Gruffi Gummi:
Tummi's still growin' like a weed. And I don't look forward to pruning him.

Sir Gawain:
You've got to believe in yourself.

Sir Gawain:
[to Sir Willoughby] So long, chubby!

Tummi Gummi:
*Please* don't use me for firewood. And could you keep me well-trimmed? I want to look my best.

Grammi Gummi:
Are you all right, Tummi?

Tummi Gummi:
Oh. I don't ever wanna see another piece of fruit again. But, do you have any cookies, Grammi; I haven't eaten a thing all day.

Zummi Gummi:
This is one adventure I'll never forget. Oh, which reminds me. Gawain, you must solemnly swear never to tell anyone of our existence.

Sir Gawain:
I swear. Ah, but I wish I could at least tell my grandson Cavin.

Grammi Gummi:
[laughs] I don't think telling him'd hurt.

Lord Willoughby:
You've gotta believe me. I saw a Gummi bear.

[everyone laughs]

Lord Willoughby:
It's true. It's true, I tell ya. They're, all over the forest.

Sir Gawain:
[more laughter] Sounds like a fairy tale to me.

Cavin:
Looks like you've been out in the sun too long.

[last lines]

Sir Gawain:
You know, son, there really are Gummi bears.

Cavin:
Really?

Sir Gawain:
Why, of course. Did I ever tell you about the time I visited their home and met them all. Zummi...

[the Gummi bears laugh where they listen in the rafters]

Cubbi Gummi:
Boy, Tummi's sure acting weird.

Sunni Gummi:
He certainly sounds different. Maybe he's sick.

Grammi Gummi:
[gazing sadly at it] He didn't touch my asparagus pie. He's just not acting like himself.

Gruffi Gummi:
Yeah, he's developing taste.

[Grammi throws the pie in his face]

Tummi Gummi:
Oh boy, today's the day. *My* day.

[he dashes to his mirror, brushes his fur, and puts his hat on]

Tummi Gummi:
Well hello, Tummi, you're looking quite mature today. Why, thank you, Tummi. It's my birthday, you know.

[he walks down the hall, where he smells something coming from the kitchen]

Tummi Gummi:
Oh, boy, Grammi's birthday goodies.

Grammi Gummi:
[showing a marple nut cookie to Cubbi] Here, Cubbi. Try this cookie, and let me know what you think.

Cubbi Gummi:
[hesitant] Uh, do I have to?

Tummi Gummi:
Good morning, Grammi. What're you cooking?

Grammi Gummi:
Oh, Tummi, I was just making some marple nut cookies for, uh... for Cubbi.

[she shoves a cookie into Cubbi's mouth]

Tummi Gummi:
Marple nut cookies? For Cubbi? Gee, could I have one?

[he reaches for a cookie, but Grammi smacks his hand with a spoon]

Tummi Gummi:
Ow!

Grammi Gummi:
No, Tummi. These are for Cubbi.

Tummi Gummi:
But marple nuts are *my* favorites.

Malsinger:
All I need is a suitable subject.

Toadwart:
Busy Toadie just leaving to hose down moat monster.

Duke Igthorn:
Haven't you ever wanted to change places with me?

Toadwart:
Not humble Toadie.

Duke Igthorn:
[as Toadwart] I can't believe how puny and insignificant I feel.

Tummi Gummi:
No party, no games, no... food.

Duke Igthorn:
Ah, yes, you'll do nicely; pity you bears are so ridiculous-looking.

Duke Igthorn:
[as Tummi] And, now, Private Zook...

Zook:
Uh-huh?

Duke Igthorn:
PUT ME DOWN! [he does, hard] I didn't say "Drop me", you bug-brained nimnull.

Duke Igthorn:
[as Tummi] Now grab that bear!

[the ogres grab him]

Duke Igthorn:
No, not me, you dolts!

Tummi Gummi:
[as Igthorn] Yeah, get that Gummi bear.

Toadwart:
Which one of you is my Dukie?

Tummi Gummi:
Uh, I am.

Duke Igthorn:
*I* am, you spud-buthering jackanapes. And don't call me Dukie!

[kicks his behind]

Toadwart:
[grinning] That's our Dukie! Tie up the big ugly one.

Zummi Gummi:
I-I hope we weren't too hard on him.

Gruffi Gummi:
Relax. Once he smells the food, he'll forget everything else.

Duke Igthorn:
[as Tummi sitting on the door] Oh, dear. I'm so confused. I've forgotten my way home... This is getting me nowhere; doesn't this bear have any friends?

Gruffi Gummi:
[opens it to send him flying and knocked against a nearby tree] Will ya look at that? We're killin' ourselves workin' on a surprise, and he's so bored, he's takin' a nap.

Toadwart:
I want those cups clean in time for pillage-and-burn practice.

Toadwart:
Who on guard duty now? [one of the sleeping ogres yawns] Well, carry on then.

Tummi Gummi:
[as Igthorn] Hey, how long do I have to be tied up?

Gad:
'Til you Dukie again.

Tummi Gummi:
But I'm Dukie now.

Zook:
You not Dukie. He yell at us.

Tummi Gummi:
Naughty ogres.

Gad:
That not Dukie.

Tummi Gummi:
You evil bad guys.

Gad:
Uh-uh. Nope.

Zook:
Nope, nope, uh-uh.

Tummi Gummi:
You muddy stinkers.

Gad:
...What you think?

Zook:
I think we in big trouble if that Dukie.

Gad:
[Tummi growls] That close enough. We untie you, Dukie.

Tummi Gummi:
Thanks.

[goes]

Zook:
That not Dukie. Dukie never say thanks.

Toadwart:
If Dukie come back and find Dukie gone, I'll be licking floors for years.

Tummi Gummi:
[as Igthorn] Grammi! Zummi! there's no time to lose, it's- Golly, was all this for me?

Zummi Gummi:
I'll stop 'im spith a well... eh, eh, with a spell!

Gruffi Gummi:
[to Cubbi] Come on, kid. It's gonna be a while.

Cubbi Gummi:
[charging at him with Gruffi with an opened box] Can't come to a party without a party hat, Iggy.

Tummi Gummi:
[as Igthorn, gets the box's frame thrown around his arms] You guys have party hats?

Gruffi Gummi:
Careful. We don't know who we're dealing with here.

Tummi Gummi:
Is there anything left to eat?

Grammi Gummi:
That's my Tummi.

Zummi Gummi:
It's good to have you back to yourself, Tummi.

Tummi Gummi:
It's good to be back.

Zook:
[binding him] Dukie be happy with us.

Duke Igthorn:
Happy? Untie me and I'll show you how happy I am, you cow-brained sons of a wart-seller!

Duke Igthorn:
I'm going to lock you in the deepest dungeon, and feed you on that infernal Gummi bear's cooking!

Duke Igthorn:
[last lines: "If I Were You"] Untie me, Toadwart, so I can show you my generosity.

Toadwart:
Toadie have better idea, Your Furiosity. We go now and prepare your homecoming!

Duke Igthorn:
Come back here, you toads, GET ME OUT OF THIS!

: Ten seconds, Sunni! That's the longest you've stayed on yet.

Sunni Gummi:
I'd have stayed on longer if that horse didn't keep falling out from under me.

Princess Calla:
Ten seconds, Sunni. That's the longest you've managed to stay on yet!

Sunni Gummi:
I would've stayed on longer if that horse didn't keep falling out from under me.

Sunni Gummi:
Why, you four-footed, hay-chewing excuse for a...

Sunni Gummi:
[preparing to transform Marzipan back to her true form to expose her] So, sugar's her weakness. This oughta be enough to sweeten that witch's disposition.

Princess Calla:
[to the hypnotized] OK, Calla. You might not be *my* friend. But I'm still yours.

Princess Calla:
[to the one disguised as a suckling pig] Sunni, I'll tear you hoof from hoof.

King Gregor:
[last lines: "Eye of the Beholder"] But... what about that pig?

Princess Calla:
That was no pig. That was my best friend.

Cubbi Gummi:
[groans] Do I have to?

Cubbi Gummi:
Yeah, these marble nut cookies were for you.

Cubbi Gummi:
It's a monster!

Cubbi Gummi:
I know you'll enjoy 'em.

Cubbi Gummi:
What's keeping ya, tummi?

Gusto Gummi:
Looks like you were right, little Cubster! Iggy and his ogres really did fly the coup.

Zook:
Uhh... what we lookin' for?

Gad:
Uh, dunno. But when you find it, tell me.

Duke Igthorn:
[a tree sounds like it's being sawed and falls on Toadwart] Congratulations, Toadwart. You found it.

Toadwart:
Toadie always aim to please.

Gruffi Gummi:
Troubles don't just vanish into thin air, and neither do ogres.

Toadwart:
We don't know where Gummis live.

Duke Igthorn:
I know that, you meddling little mushroom.

Zummi Gummi:
With Igthorn gone, it's time to give peace a chance.

Zummi Gummi:
Since these fireworks are for the Great Gummis, I'll have to make them really great.

Duke Igthorn:
Now don't bumble this, Toadwart, or I'll let Bigtooth loose on your wooden head.

Gruffi Gummi:
Just because Igthorn's gone, it doesn't mean it's safe to mix with humans.

Zummi Gummi:
The Great Gummis will be here before you know it. And I wanna clean up the library.

Tummi Gummi:
Yeah. And I'll clean up this plum pudding.

Tummi Gummi:
[the wood bowl he ate the pudding from disappears from his hands] Hm. Guess I was hungrier than I thought.

Tummi Gummi:
I always thought the Great Gummis built things to last.

Gruffi Gummi:
They did. They just didn't make them termite-proof.

Gruffi Gummi:
[falls through the floor the termite chewed and sticks his arm out to point] He went, thataway.

Tummi Gummi:
Wow. That tiny guy has a bigger appetite than I do.

Zummi Gummi:
Igthorn! I thought you left!

Duke Igthorn:
Missed me, did you?

Duke Igthorn:
The secret to gummiberry juice will soon be mine. All I have to do is break this lock.

Zummi Gummi:
Wait! I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Duke Igthorn:
Oh, really? And just why not? [hits his mallet on the lock; an electric charge shocks him and Toadwart, sending them across the room]

Zummi Gummi:
That's why not.

Duke Igthorn:
So, this book really is magic. First I had one Gummi, and now I've got three.

Gusto Gummi:
After you, Gruffamundo!

Gruffi Gummi:
[sees the termite] No! After *him*!

Duke Igthorn:
First we need a little taste-test.

Toadwart:
I was afraid of this. [opens his mouth]

Duke Igthorn:
Not you, Toadbrains.

Gruffi Gummi:
[watches a bowl break and two pans fall over his head after the blow he hit to the table trying to catch the termite vibrated] Nice job, Gruff. But I don't think that termite needs nay help from you.

Gruffi Gummi:
Don't tell me we've got more termites!

Gusto Gummi:
[seeing the ogres] Nope. Not termites. Just a bunch of big pests!

Ogre:
[a pair of cannonballs shoots down] Oh, boy! We play catch!

Duke Igthorn:
So, you want to bounce, do you? [strikes a log under the Gummis in midair]

Zook:
[running to catch the Gummi bears] Hike! Hike! Hike!

Gusto Gummi:
Hey. What hit me?

Duke Igthorn:
[grabs him and Gruffi] I did.

Duke Igthorn:
Now, put these bears in a nice safe place, while Toadwart opens the gates to Dunwyn.

Toadwart:
But, gates can only be opened from the inside.

Duke Igthorn:
Precisely. [throws him]

Duke Igthorn:
[regains consciousness to learn Igthorn has taken his crown] No!

King Gregor:
Relax, Greg, you won't be needing this anymore.

Grammi Gummi:
I never thought I'd be cookin' for Igthorn.

Tummi Gummi:
[munching on a few gummiberries] Well, at least we've got plenty to eat.

Grammi Gummi:
[with a few gummiberries in her hand, she thinks up a clever idea] And *plenty* of berries - to grease our chains.

[she squishes them together, to free herself and Tummi from their chain cuffs]

Tummi Gummi:
[feeling Grammi's hands around his ankles, he chuckles] Hey, that tickles!

Grammi Gummi:
But I bet these ogres won't be tickled when we give 'em the slip, so let's hurry.

Duke Igthorn:
Good people of Dunwyn, after years of valiant struggle, I have finally freed you from the tyrant Gregor.

Toadwart:
Oh, boy, now that Dukems is Kingum, lowly Toadie will really get somewhere.

Zook:
[pulling his cart] Yeah. Drekmore.

Gusto Gummi:
Looks like we've painted ourselves into a corner, eh, Gruff?

Gruffi Gummi:
Too bad that termite doesn't have an appetite for iron.

Gusto Gummi:
[chuckles grimly] No kiddin'. This time we bit off even more than he can chew.

Sunni Gummi:
Grammi worked so hard sprucing up our home for the Great Gummies. Now we don't even have a home.

Artie Deco:
[referring to the Gummiscope] Careful. You've got a screw loose.

Sir Thornberry:
So? That never stopped me before.

Zummi Gummi:
[of Sir Thornberry] You've gotta help him. It's a matter of life and death.

Artie Deco:
Don't worry. Two bird-brains are better than one. [sqawks]

Duke Igthorn:
I knew becoming king would be a golden opportunity.

Gad:
Bears play too rough.

Toadwart:
So sorry, O Forgiving One, but tardy Toadie was ambushed.

Duke Igthorn:
Ambushed! We'll ambush you, you sorry excuse for a throwrug.

Duke Igthorn:
Oh, what do I have to do to get some respect around here?

King Gregor:
The people will never accept you as king while I'm alive.

Duke Igthorn:
[raising his sword] Then perhaps you'll have an unfortunate accident.

Duke Igthorn:
The moment those bears come into my kingdom, we'll blast them to kingdom come!

Gusto Gummi:
Hey, cool your fur, Gruff. We've got visitors.

Gritty:
Stealin' keys from this blockhead'll be as easy as takin' honey from a cub.

Gruffi Gummi:
We gotta help Ursa and Gritty.

Gusto Gummi:
[laughing watching them drag the unconscious ogre] Ixnay, Gruffamundo. Doesn't look like they need it.

Duke Igthorn:
I know you sent for those Gummi ships, Gregor. So don't play dumb with me.

Toadwart:
Yeah. That's my job.

King Gregor:
[smirks when Igthorn takes him and Calla to see the cell Gruffi and Gusto were in to find the guard there] Who would have thought that a Gummi would look so much like an ogre?

Toadwart:
Aye, aye, Dukie.

[Igthorn growls]

Toadwart:
Uh, Kingie.

Toadwart:
[seeing Zummi's fireworks] Where did pretty colors come from?

Toadwart:
That's Kingie's bookie!

Zummi Gummi:
[it flies with him lying on top of it] I wanted the Great Book to help me find the others, but this isn't exactly what I had in mind.

Toadwart:
Not what trembly-fingered Toadie had in mind either! [loses the grip on his ankles and fals]

Toadwart:
[finds himself in the knights' path after crash-landing] Oh, if it's not one thing it's another!

Gruffi Gummi:
Those Gummi ships will be easy pickings.

Gusto Gummi:
[laughs as he sees him flying in on the Great Book] Not if Zummerino gets to 'em first.

Gusto Gummi:
[laughs triumphantly] The old Zumster did it! He saved the Great Gummis!

Gruffi Gummi:
I just hope he can save himself.

Gusto Gummi:
Zummers? Zummerino? Zum Zum? Is he...?

Ursa:
[touches his shoulder gently] Sometimes we have to make sacrifices, friend. That's why we must carry on where Zummi left off.

Gruffi Gummi:
Hey, chuckle-heads! Wanna play Catch the Gummi?

Gusto Gummi:
[chuckling as he unleashes the termite on the catapult] Ready, little bucko? Bon appetit.

King Gregor:
Looks like the tide is finally turning against you mindless baboons. [Zook turns; he stomps on his foot]

King Gregor:
Tuxford, take care of Calla. I'll take care of Igthorn.

King Gregor:
I should've gottesn rid of you ages ago, Igthorn. But this is as good a time as any.

King Gregor:
I don't suppose you'll return my crown peacefully?

Duke Igthorn:
Forget it, old man. It's not my style.

King Gregor:
Maybe it's time I taught you some manners, you blaggard.

Tummi Gummi:
I think we've loosened enough gears to spin Igthorn's wheels.

Grammi Gummi:
[chuckles] Good. And now we'll see what happens when we speed things up.

Ogre:
[leaps on the conveyor belt to grab the berries speeding by him] Hey, come back here!

Gruffi Gummi:
Too bad Zummi couldn't be here to see this.

Gusto Gummi:
[sniffs] Yeah. Poor Zums. If only he...

[gasps in delight when he sees Zummi and the Great Book being washed ashore]

Gusto Gummi:
YA-HOO! Look what the tide brought in!

Gruffi Gummi:
Zummi! You're alive!

Zummi Gummi:
[coughs water out of his mouth and stumbles toward Gruffi before grasping hiss shoulders] What... what happened? Did the Great Gummis escape?

Gruffi Gummi:
[clasping his arms] Yep. Everything's fine. Thanks to you. [they hug]

Duke Igthorn:
Once we get a fresh supply of gummiberry juice, we'll turn Gregor's tin soldiers into scrap metal.

Duke Igthorn:
I've lost everything, Toadwart. My troops. My castle. Why, just yesterday, I sat on the throne of Dunwyn. And now, all I have left is this.

[sits glumly in his chair; the termite gnaws it]

Toadwart:
Cheer up, O Pessimistic One.

[kisses him a few times]

Toadwart:
You've still got me.

Grammi Gummi:
I'm so proud o'you, Zummi, I could burst my apron.

Zummi Gummi:
You can never lower your guard against evil.

Gruffi Gummi:
Humans stayed human, so the Great Gummies never came back.

Cubbi Gummi:
Just think, if the bears came home, I'd have someone to play with. And I could be a great Gummi warrior!

Sunni Gummi:
And I'd be a Gummi princess.

Zummi Gummi:
And I'd learn from the Great Gummi wizards.

Grammi Gummi:
And I'd finally have Gummis around who'd appreciate my cooking.

Tummi Gummi:
I appreciate it.

Toadwart:
How come His Dukiness gets mad at painting all the time?

Duke Igthorn:
*I* deserve to rule Dunwyn. And do you know why?

Toadwart:
Because you snappy dresser?

Duke Igthorn:
[bellows] BECAUSE I'M A PEACEFUL MAN!

Toadwart:
Yes, yes, most peaceful!

Duke Igthorn:
I'M LOVED BY EVERYONE.

Toadwart:
[being shaken around by his throat] Adored, O Gentle One.

Duke Igthorn:
I was Dunwyn's greatest knight. And if that's not the truth, may lightning strike me. [gets burned in the backside]

Toadwart:
Simple Toadie loves stories.

Toadwart:
But, Your Iggiosity, is just make-believe.

Duke Igthorn:
Since we know that Gummi bears are real it stands to reason that Gummi inventions are real too, sparrow-brain.

Knight:
Halt and identify yourself!

Duke Igthorn:
Duke Igthorn, soon to be your king!

[knocks the guards unconscious]

Toadwart:
And don't you forget it!

Zummi Gummi:
We should be near the river's source.

Tummi Gummi:
[the Quick Cars shoot on then under water; he gets it out of his mouth on the other side] I think we found it.

Cubbi Gummi:
Let's bring it up.

Gruffi Gummi:
No! It's too risky. We've gotta give this thing more thought. If we raise the scope, Igthorn could find it.

Grammi Gummi:
But making contact with the Great Gummis is worth the risk.

Gruffi Gummi:
No! It is not the Gummi way.

Zummi Gummi:
But, Gruffi, think a minute. Our ancestors stayed here to do this very thing. Now it's up to us to follow through. This is the Gummi way.

Tummi Gummi:
Boy. The Great Gummies never did anything small, did they?

King Gregor:
Go back to ruling your ogres, Igthorn. That's all you're fit for.

Sir Tuxford:
Go soak your head in the moat. That's telling him, eh, Sire?

Toadwart:
Why doesn't Dukamente just burn down naughty castle?

Duke Igthorn:
Because I don't want to rule over a pile of rubble, mushroom mind.

Duke Igthorn:
What...? There's something on the lens! Go up there and clean it!

Toadwart:
[gulps] Up *there*?

Duke Igthorn:
DO I HAVE TO RAISE MY VOICE?

Toadwart:
No, Your Persuasiveness.

Grammi Gummi:
It would take a miracle to stop Igthorn now.

Zummi Gummi:
Well... I can't promise a miracle, but a little magic might do the trick.

Cavin:
There's not much left of the Gummiscope.

Tummi Gummi:
I just hope there's something left of Zummi.

[last lines]

Zummi Gummi:
We failed.

Grammi Gummi:
Failed? We contacted the Great Gummies, saved Dunwyn, and defeated Igthorn all in one day. I'd say we did OK.

Sunni Gummi:
But what do we do now without the Great Gummis?

Gruffi Gummi:
[putting his arm around her shoulders] We'll go on like always. After all, sweetheart, that's the Gummi way.

Cubbi Gummi:
Why didn't our ancestors go with him.

Cubbi Gummi:
Yeah? Then what?

Cubbi Gummi:
Let's signal them to come back!

Cubbi Gummi:
Let me see! Let me see!

Cubbi Gummi:
What are you guys talking about?

Cubbi Gummi:
No fair. No fair.

Cubbi Gummi:
Hey, I have a book just like that.

Cubbi Gummi:
The signal machine! It must be!

Cubbi Gummi:
We're going up! We're going up!

Cubbi Gummi:
What are those funny names?

Cubbi Gummi:
Wow! look at all this.

Cubbi Gummi:
Wait! There's a flash of light!

Cubbi Gummi:
Why don't we just zap 'em with the scope?

Cubbi Gummi:
A storm cloud to block the sun!

Cubbi Gummi:
How's it work, zummi?

Cubbi Gummi:
Hey, I can see dunwyn castle!

Cubbi Gummi:
Well, what does it say?

Cubbi Gummi:
Get lost, you big goons.

Cubbi Gummi:
Yeah. All our hard work down the drain

Cubbi Gummi:
Great! You can drink your gummiberry juice and...

Cubbi Gummi:
We won, gruffi!

Cubbi Gummi:
Zummi? What happened to zummi?

Cubbi Gummi:
Look!

Gruffi Gummi:
Don't be smart; you're not good at it.

Grammi Gummi:
Uh-ugh, I-I-I hate crawly things!

Zummi Gummi:
Aw, there, there. Remember what I always used to tell you when we were kids?

Grammi Gummi, Zummi Gummi:
"Sticks and stones may break my bones but bugs are just to stomp on."

[laugh]

Grammi Gummi:
Oh, Zummi, I'd almost forgotten that. You used to have a rhyme for everything.

Zummi Gummi:
[chuckling] Oh, well, they used to make you laugh. After all, I couldn't have my favorite playmate crying all the time.

Grammi Gummi:
Favorite playmate? *Only* playmate.

[chuckles]

Grammi Gummi:
Oh, we were the Terrible Twosome. With your brains and my fearlessness, we got into more trouble.

Grammi Gummi:
[standing on the Great Book of Gummi] Now where's that counter-spell?

Zummi Gummi:
Oh, dear. About forty pages beneath us.

Zummi Gummi:
Grammi, have you got a pen and paper?

Grammi Gummi:
[struggling up the desk with them] No. I think they've got me.

Zummi Gummi:
[the ceiling above them creaks] What is that?

Grammi Gummi:
Tummi.

Grammi Gummi:
You remember how good I used to climb? You said I was more monkey than bear.

Zummi Gummi:
Can you reach that pressure valve?

Grammi Gummi:
I'm the fearless one, remember?

Grammi Gummi:
It was easier being fearless when I was a cub.

Gruffi Gummi:
[losing his balance] Banners? Whoa.

Grammi Gummi:
Banners?

Cubbi Gummi:
Banners?

Zummi Gummi:
Banners?

Tummi Gummi:
Bananas?

Zummi Gummi:
Actually, decorating has always been a tradition of Fall's Farewell, but lately, we've gotten very lazy about it.

Tummi Gummi:
But getting lazy is what holidays are for.

Sunni Gummi:
I really appreciate this, Gruffi.

Gruffi Gummi:
[grinning sheepishly] Aw, shucks, kid. Don't mention it.

Gruffi Gummi:
Zummi, you've created a monster.

Zummi Gummi:
I'm sorry I ever gave her that book.

Grammi Gummi:
I'm not. It won't hurt any of us to make some extra effort. Besides, I'm gonna cook up something real special.

Gruffi Gummi:
Terrific. If I don't work myself to death, I can look forward to being poisoned.

Sunni Gummi:
When I told Calla what I read, she got really excited.

Gruffi Gummi:
[tensely] I'm getting pretty excited myself.

Sunni Gummi:
At least we're gonna have the best meal we've ever had in Gummi Glen.

Tummi Gummi:
I'll eat to that.

Grammi Gummi:
Well, I think it'd be nice to fix things up a little for our guest. After all, it is a Gummi tradition!

Cubbi Gummi:
Grammi, do you know where my squire joe doll is?

Cubbi Gummi:
Aw, that sneak, sunni, probably hid it to me mad.

Cubbi Gummi:
No way, you toynapper!

Cubbi Gummi:
Great idea, gruffi. and after that, let's search sunni's room.

Cubbi Gummi:
Well, let's find 'em.

Cubbi Gummi:
What's that?

Cubbi Gummi:
An inch tall?

Cubbi Gummi:
Wow!

Cubbi Gummi:
I'm sorry.

Cubbi Gummi:
And just in time, too. Fall's farewell is day after tomorrow.

Cubbi Gummi:
Yeah.

Cubbi Gummi:
Yeah, where is she?

Cubbi Gummi:
Ah, you're just doing this to impress calla.

Cubbi Gummi:
Nuts to you.

Cubbi Gummi:
Change over!

Cubbi Gummi:
You've got to. It's...

Cubbi Gummi, Grammi Gummi, Tummi Gummi, Zummi Gummi, Gruffi Gummi:
Gummi tradition.

Grammi Gummi:
[entering the kitchen, holding a lantern covered with a cloth; she soon removes the cloth and points it at Cubbi] So *you're* the one who's been raiding the kitchen. [seeing Loopy] Oh, Land of Goshen! A wolf!

Cubbi Gummi:
No, it's okay, Grammi. This is Loopy. He's mine.

Grammi Gummi:
Never mind, it doesn't matter, he has to go. [Loopy lies on the floor, whimpering in distress] Of course, it - wouldn't hurt to give him a little snack before he goes. [seeing a basket of broccoli muffins on the table, she takes it to Loopy] Here, we have all these broccoli muffins left from dinner.

Cubbi Gummi:
[cringing] Ylah.

Grammi Gummi:
[observing Loopy as she feeds him the broccoli muffins] He's got good taste.

Cubbi Gummi:
I guess you and Gruffi are right. He says I'm not old enough to keep him.

Grammi Gummi:
[putting the muffins away, then turning to Cubbi] Is that so? This sweet little wolfie? Well, as fas as I'm concerned, Loopy is now part of the family... period.

Gruffi Gummi:
Oh, boy. Now I've seen everything. A wolf that thinks he's a Gummi.

Poacher:
Two blabber-bears for the price of one.

Gruffi Gummi:
That's Gummi bears, you idiot.

Cubbi Gummi:
[last lines: "Loopy, Go Home"] Maybe I should've got a goldfish after all.

Gruffi Gummi:
[dips his finger in the batter and licks it] Needs more butter.

Grammi Gummi:
Who asked you?

Grammi Gummi:
Where's my bread?

Zummi Gummi:
Uh, it's there, and there, and there. [reveals three floating loaves]

Zummi Gummi:
It's called Lighter-Than-Air Bread.

Grammi Gummi:
Well, get it down.

Tummi Gummi:
I'll get it, Grammi. [jumps and catches one of the loaves in his mouth, eating it] I got it down.

King Gregor:
How long do you think you'd last out there with just a shawl?

Princess Calla:
I don't get cold.

King Gregor:
Well, I do. So give me a warm hug goodbye.

Princess Calla:
Then after they left, a traveler said there was a gigantic boar out in the woods.

Grammi Gummi:
Oh, don't be silly, dear. Gruffi is underground in the Quick Tunnels.

Princess Calla:
No, I mean the animal kind of boar. Big enough to destroy a wagon. Father forbade me to follow, and you certainly can't tell them.

Grammi Gummi:
Don't be so sure, dearie.

King Gregor:
Believe me, it's far easier to tell a tall tale than to live one. [laughs with Cavin and Sir Tuxford]

King Gregor:
[last lines: "A-Hunting We Will Go"] Calla, were you out?

Princess Calla:
Oh, please, Father. I think all these exaggerations are affecting your mind.

Cubbi Gummi:
What the...?

Cubbi Gummi:
Come on, I won't hurt you.

Cubbi Gummi:
[the wolf cub licks him] How do I taste? Real good, huh.

Cubbi Gummi:
Hey! Look what I found.

Cubbi Gummi:
Anyway, isn't great?

Cubbi Gummi:
But I was gonna take him home with me.

Cubbi Gummi:
But he won't need to. I'll take care of him.

Cubbi Gummi:
It's not fair, Tummi.

Cubbi Gummi:
No, not here. Some traveler might try to catch him.

Cubbi Gummi:
Tummi, did you see that? That must have been his mother.

Cubbi Gummi:
Poor little guy. We can't just leave him, tummi.

Cubbi Gummi:
But he's too little to be all alone. Please, tummi?

Cubbi Gummi:
Well, I'm really tired. I'm going to bed.

Cubbi Gummi:
Yoo-hoo, wolfie. You here?

Cubbi Gummi:
Ok. Ok. Here your dinner! [imitates adult] Now sit up straight and chew food slowly.

Cubbi Gummi:
Boy! we're gonna have so much fun. But you gotta be careful never to let gruffi see you. he's not so bad. Now, this gonna be your bed. Now, come on try it out.

Cubbi Gummi:
No. not up here

Cubbi Gummi:
No, you can't come up here.

Cubbi Gummi:
I mean it, no!

Cubbi Gummi:
Well... maybe just tonight. You're sure a loopy little guy. Hey! That's not a bad name. Loopy!

Cubbi Gummi:
Good night, loopy.

Cubbi Gummi:
Zummi? Do you mind if I have pet?

Cubbi Gummi:
Or, uh, how about something a little bigger?

Cubbi Gummi:
Loopy! Loopy!

Cubbi Gummi:
Oh, there you are.

Cubbi Gummi:
How did you get into Sunni's room.

Cubbi Gummi:
[gasp] Is that one of her dress?

Cubbi Gummi:
Uh, sunni... uh, tell something. Do you mind if I have pet?

Cubbi Gummi:
It's ok, grammi. This is loopy. He's mine.

Cubbi Gummi:
It's ok, grammi. This is loopy

Cubbi Gummi:
Yuck!

Cubbi Gummi:
I guess you and gruffi are right. He says I'm not old enough to keep him.

Cubbi Gummi:
Hey, loopy, jump over that bush.

Cubbi Gummi:
Come on, loopy. Over that hedge.

Cubbi Gummi:
Don't, gruffi. He's my friend.

Cubbi Gummi:
He's really tame.

Cubbi Gummi:
Well, if he goes, then I go, too.

Cubbi Gummi:
Like this...

Cubbi Gummi:
Oh, come on. You gotta look mean if you want to scare off hunters and stuff.

Cubbi Gummi:
That's enough, loopy. Come on.

Cubbi Gummi:
Look, loopy. Gruffi was right.

Cubbi Gummi:
You stay here, fella. This is where you belong.

Cubbi Gummi:
You'll never learn to take yourself. So, now I gotta teach you. But, you got to listen

Cubbi Gummi:
Come on, loopy. Gruffi's in trouble.

Cubbi Gummi:
Loopy! Loopy! Help!

Cubbi Gummi:
Gruffi. catch.

Cubbi Gummi:
Ow! Help! Loopy, Help!

Cubbi Gummi:
Loopy.

Cubbi Gummi:
Thank, gruffi. But it's too late.

Cubbi Gummi:
Take that, you dumb ogre!

Sunni Gummi:
Aw, Gruffi. Can't we go with you to Ursalia? We can clean this stupid old storeroom anytime.

Gruffi Gummi:
Then why didn't you? You had all week.

Cubbi Gummi:
All it takes is a little hard work.

Tummi Gummi:
And a few extra sandwiches to keep up our strength. Come on, Cubbi. Let's get some while Sunni gets started.

Princess Calla:
I get some pretty rotten jobs too.

Sunni Gummi:
And some gorgeous clothes.

Tummi Gummi:
Well, Sunni's set sail and we're up the creek without a paddle.

Princess Calla:
Are you all right?

Sunni Gummi:
Yeah, but it's no fun riding in the baggage compartment.

Princess Marie:
I'm being a royal pain.

Sunni Gummi:
[forgivingly; of Marie] Well, you're not the only one.

Cubbi Gummi:
Land ho!

Tummi Gummi:
Where?

Cubbi Gummi:
[notices leaks springing up everywhere] Make that water ho.

Tummi Gummi:
Row for your life.

Cubbi Gummi:
[the boat sinks; they resurface] Maybe we better swim for it instead.

Tummi Gummi:
Yeah, 'cause if we don't find Sunni soon, we'll really be sunk.

Sunni Gummi:
But, Calla, I always sneak into fancy banquets at Dunwyn.

Tummi Gummi:
But finding her in this place is like... finding a gummiberry in a haystack.

King Jean-Claude:
[Sunni, hiding under Calla's gown, steps on his foot] Ah, let's rest for a moment, your shoes are killing me.

Princess Calla:
Oh, I wish you weren't here.

Sunni Gummi:
But, Calla, I thought you wanted me to come.

Princess Calla:
That's before I knew how much trouble you would be!

Princess Calla:
So tomorrow, I'll show Marie who's top princess around here.

Princess Calla:
I command you to stay right here, out of the way.

Cubbi Gummi:
This'll be a piece of cake.

Tummi Gummi:
I wish it were.

Princess Marie:
Ohh, that bratty - ! I will show her.

Cubbi Gummi:
I've got you.

Marquis de Bouillabaisse:
And *I've* got *you*!

Sunni Gummi:
[seeing Calla and Marie's horses by the Marquis' tent where he actually keeps pirahnas] I've got a feeling something fishy is going on here.

Princess Marie:
I cannot believe she's real.

Princess Calla:
Yes, she is. And without her help, we'll never get out of here. So, you can't tell anyone, ever.

Princess Marie:
[as though considering] Well...

Princess Calla:
[warningly] Marie...

Princess Marie:
Um, excuse me, Your Soon-to-be Royal Highness...

Princess Marie:
We could never escape from someone as clever as you.

Marquis de Bouillabaisse:
You're right about that.

Marquis de Bouillabaisse:
[to Marie] Surrender, or feel the bite of my sword.

Cubbi Gummi:
[flinging a piranha behind him] If anyone's gonna feel a bite, it's you!

Princess Marie:
I thought we would never get away.

Marquis de Bouillabaisse:
You won't, you little barracudas.

Sunni Gummi:
Let's stop old blubberbreath.

Princess Calla:
[reuniting with the kings; of the Marquis bound by the Gummies] We even brought you a little surprise package.

Princess Calla:
I guess I'm glad you came along after all, Sunni.

Tummi Gummi:
And I'll be glad when we get home before Gruffi gets back.

Cubbi Gummi:
[he and Tummi are trying to batter down Sunni's locked bedroom door] This is your last chance, Sunni! Open the door!

Sunni Gummi:
N-O!

Cubbi Gummi:
[as he and Tummi advance toward the door, but Sunni opens it anyway] She asked for it... Whoa!

[we hear some glass shatter]

Sunni Gummi:
[chuckles] Gotcha!

Cubbi Gummi:
What's up, Gruffi?

Gruffi Gummi:
Our water level!

Cubbi Gummi:
Gruffi's always making things sound worse than they are.

[jumps out the Quick Car and finds the tunnel's flooded so much he sinks]

Tummi Gummi:
[fishes him out] And you're always gettin' in over your head.

Cubbi Gummi:
I'll never move again. [strange laughter causes him to jump and sit upright]

Cubbi Gummi:
[seeing him covered in porridge from a mixing bowl] What happened?

Tummi Gummi:
I'm supposed to be you.

Cubbi Gummi:
Nothing like a little glue to seal a package up tight. You think Sunni will like her present?

Tummi Gummi:
She'll never be able to part with it.

Gruffi Gummi:
Take this, miss funny gummi!

Cubbi Gummi:
We've got to stop this!

Tummi Gummi:
[with his head in a barrel] Sounds good to me.

Cubbi Gummi:
Oh, you'll be back.

Gigglin:
No, I won't! Never!

[goes through the door and slams it shut]

Cubbi Gummi:
Oh, yes, you will. That's a storage closet.

Cubbi Gummi:
[fishing] Try this on for size, chowderhead.

Gruffi Gummi:
Now let's get out of here before something happens.

Cubbi Gummi:
What could happen?

Gruffi Gummi:
[the egg Cubbi's standing on starts to hatch] You had to ask.

Gruffi Gummi:
All right, all right. We'll save the egg. But if anyone's gonna be on the dinner menu, it's gonna be me.

Cubbi Gummi:
[hearing the mother griffin] Gruffi, watch out! Mama's home! What am I telling him for?

Gruffi Gummi:
[the mervin is in the back of his shirt] Believe me, it's only temporary.

Cubbi Gummi:
[the griffin pecks at the eggshell he's hiding in] Nobody's home. Go away.

Gruffi Gummi:
Stay out of sight. And no tickling.

Cubbi Gummi:
[the merwins lick him] I sure hope you guys aren't tasting me.

Gruffi Gummi:
[trying to get the mwerwin out of his shirt] Come on, kid, this is no time to play hard-to-get.

Gruffi Gummi:
[the merwin squawks as the tree whose branch they're in is about to fall into the river] Aw, shut up.

Cubbi Gummi:
[offered a raw fish] Yuck! I'll never eat another fish as long as I live.

Gruffi Gummi:
None of that cutesy stuff. Doesn't cut any gummiberries with me. To me, you are just a pest.

Gruffi Gummi:
I don't even like you. You're trouble.

Gruffi Gummi:
Let's get this over with before that geyser decides I need another shower.

Gruffi Gummi:
Keep that beak to yourself.

Gruffi Gummi:
I'm... gosh it all, I'm sorry, I didn't... Thanks... I guess... [the merwin licks him] All right, don't go all mushy on me, we got some climbing to do.

Gruffi Gummi:
Well, I taught Cubbi to swim this way. I hope it works teaching griffins how to fly. This is for your own good, Merv. [tosses him off the cliff]

Gruffi Gummi:
Nobody likes a smart-aleck griffin.

Gruffi Gummi:
Good to see ya, kid.

Gruffi Gummi:
Well, Merv's home. Now it's our turn.

Gruffi Gummi:
[to the griffin] You'll be sorry, lady. I taste terrible.

Gruffi Gummi:
[crying] Got somethin', in my eye.

[last lines]

Gruffi Gummi:
Kid, you have more than proved you're old enough to take care of yourself. It's just so hard to let you little ones grow up, you know?

Cubbi Gummi:
[they shake] Don't worry, Gruffi. There's no way you're getting rid of me,

[a fish falls out of his pack]

Cubbi Gummi:
unless you're serving fish tonight.

[they hug laughing]

Cubbi Gummi:
Yeowww!

Cubbi Gummi:
Oh, you should see your faces!

Cubbi Gummi:
Come on, sunni. Can't you take a joke?

Cubbi Gummi:
First time we're out in weeks, and it starts raining again!

Cubbi Gummi:
Ah, you just don't have a sense of humor.

Cubbi Gummi:
Who said that?

Cubbi Gummi:
A gremlin!

Cubbi Gummi:
I really did scare sunni.

Cubbi Gummi:
Next? I wasn't gonna... Oh, I could put a fish in sunni's dresser to make her clothes smell.

Cubbi Gummi:
And what kind of joke would you play?

Cubbi Gummi:
What? I thought it'd wash off with soap.

Cubbi Gummi:
He's a gigglin. He likes to play jokes.

Cubbi Gummi:
But we're supposed to help gruffi with the dam now.

Cubbi Gummi:
Nothing like a little glue to seal a package up tight. Think sunni will like her present?

Cubbi Gummi:
Now let's get sunni.

Cubbi Gummi:
Guess we ruffled your feathers.

Cubbi Gummi:
You spilled porridge on tummi.

Cubbi Gummi:
Gigglin, this has gone far enough! It's not fun anymore.

Cubbi Gummi:
Tummi, the gigglin is taking things too far. We've got to stop this.

Cubbi Gummi:
You gotta stop this!

Cubbi Gummi:
No, you all have to stop.

Cubbi Gummi:
No. The dam is too important to be ruined by one of your tricks. It needs work right away.

Cubbi Gummi:
Don't try to stop me, gigglin. If you played a joke with the dam, it would make a terrible mess.

Cubbi Gummi:
Stay clear, gigglin.

Cubbi Gummi:
Oh, some of the boards are giving way.

Cubbi Gummi:
Yeah, you should seen your face, gigglin.

Cubbi Gummi:
Boy, were you scared.

Cubbi Gummi:
Oh boy! I got another one!

Cubbi Gummi:
Oh boy, it's a big one.

Cubbi Gummi:
Whoa! So you wanna play rough, huh?

Cubbi Gummi:
Yee-haw!

Cubbi Gummi:
Gruffi, what are you doing here?

Cubbi Gummi:
Fishing.

Cubbi Gummi:
Aah!

Cubbi Gummi:
What is that?

Cubbi Gummi:
A mervyn?

Cubbi Gummi:
What do we do, Gruff?

Cubbi Gummi:
But when the mother comes back she won't be able to find her egg.

Cubbi Gummi:
We just leave it. It's just a baby. I'm going to climb down and get the egg.

Cubbi Gummi:
Be careful, gruffi.

Cubbi Gummi:
Uh-oh!

Cubbi Gummi:
Nice babies. Good babies.

Cubbi Gummi:
Oh, no, you don't.

Cubbi Gummi:
Oh, no.

Cubbi Gummi:
Uh-oh. Gruffi, help!

Cubbi Gummi:
Help!

Cubbi Gummi:
Help! Help. I can't breathe.

Cubbi Gummi:
See? Nice babies.

Cubbi Gummi:
I'm awfully friendly, lady. Honest.

Cubbi Gummi:
Gruffi, Look out! Hey!

Cubbi Gummi:
Whoa!

Cubbi Gummi:
I'll save you, gruffi!

Cubbi Gummi:
Pick on somebody your own size, lady.

Cubbi Gummi:
Gruffi! No!

Cubbi Gummi:
Gruffi, help!

Cubbi Gummi:
No, thanks. I'm really full.

Cubbi Gummi:
Ok, ok.

Cubbi Gummi:
Now, that's what I call bounce, especially with no gummiberry juice.

Cubbi Gummi:
Flying lessons.

Cubbi Gummi:
Oh, I don't think I'm gonna like this.

Cubbi Gummi:
Mama, I'm not one of your babies. I can't possibly... fly!

Cubbi Gummi:
I hope you're convinced.

Cubbi Gummi:
I think this is going to be a long... day!

Cubbi Gummi:
Gruffi! You made it!

Cubbi Gummi:
She's gone for fishing. Let's get outta here.

Cubbi Gummi:
Where?

Cubbi Gummi:
No, you run, gruffi. She won't hurt me.

Cubbi Gummi:
I guess we can go home now.

Grammi Gummi:
Now, Sunni, I hope you'll use your visit to Folly Day wisely.

Sunni Gummi:
Absolutely! I'll win the Best Costume Contest!

Gruffi Gummi:
[after he hears the cart crash into the vat Grammi was cleaning] What was that? Where's Grammi?

Sunni Gummi:
[Grammi wails as everyone else rushes toward the vat] What's wrong with her?

Grammi Gummi:
[shaking her head, but soon stops] What was that? What happened? When did Zummi say something?

Tummi Gummi:
Grammi?

Grammi Gummi:
[putting her hand up to her ear and leaning toward Tummi] Huh, what did you say?

Grammi Gummi:
Oh, no! She can't hear!

Grammi Gummi:
What's the matter, Igthorn? Did I use too much pepper root?

Duke Igthorn:
[in a raspy voice] You messed up the recipe. You aren't under my spell.

Grammi Gummi:
Right on both counts! [laughs]

Gruffi Gummi:
I said, you - can't - hear - a - thing!

Grammi Gummi:
Oh, quit flappin' your yap, Gruffi! Don't you know I can't hear?

Gruffi Gummi:
Why didn't she lose her voice instead?

Grammi Gummi:
[like a teenage witch] I'll fix his juice, all right!

Grammi Gummi:
[in a ghostly tone] Oh, Duuuukiiiie!

Duke Igthorn:
Yes, Gummi, ma'am?

Grammi Gummi:
I have a little favor to ask!

Grammi Gummi:
[after catching the spare brush while cleaning a vat] Bullseye! Who says you can't teach an old bear a new trick?

Toadwart:
Box too heavy for poor, underfed Toadie, Your Dukitude.

Toadwart:
Oh, hooray, Your Greediness.

Duke Igthorn:
If I hear that music, I'll become more of a mindless idiot than you.

Toadwart:
Ogres already Dukie's faithful fans.

Duke Igthorn:
The bagpipes' spell only works on intelligent creatures. That leaves you out.

Duke Igthorn:
Dimwits of Dunwyn, this is your master calling. Come to Papa!

Duke Igthorn:
It works, the music works.

Toadwart:
Not only that, but it got a good beat and it easy to dance to.

Duke Igthorn:
Step lightly, my mindless minions; we on our way to your new home... in Drekmore! [laughs]

Grammi Gummi:
Gruffi, Zummi, how could you?

Gruffi Gummi, Sunni Gummi, Tummi Gummi, Cubbi Gummi, Zummi Gummi:
[droning as they lean toward Grammi] We serve Igthorn.

Grammi Gummi:
Sorry I asked.

Duke Igthorn:
Oh, this is the life. Hundreds of hardworking numskulls, my own Gummi bears!

Zook:
[red and dark red diagonal stripes run down Igthorn] Pretty colors.

Duke Igthorn:
[Grammi steals his earmuffs just before Zook begins playing again] No! Don't play, don - [gets hypnotized]

Zook:
[stops] Sorry. You say something?

Toadwart:
[last lines: "Music Hath Charms"] Oh, no. What do I do? Poor Dukie now mindless. He probably do anything he told, and... *Anything*?

[chuckles wickedly; cut to a shot outside Drekmore]

Toadwart:
OK, Dukie, it fungus-licking time.

[laughs]

Cubbi Gummi:
[first lines: "Dress for Success"] Hm. Not a bad likeness.

Sunni Gummi:
There's gonna be music and costumes...

Cubbi Gummi:
And jousting...

Sunni Gummi:
And food.

Grammi Gummi:
There'll be displays of the latest tools and medicine, artwork...

Tummi Gummi:
And food.

Toadwart:
Excuse faithful Toadie. Gotta run.

Duke Igthorn:
[the decimide he flung out the window returns to the other one Toadwart tossed up in an explosion; in a rasped voice] What, did you say that stuff was?

Toadwart:
It's from hobby-loving Toadie's rock collection.

Tummi Gummi:
[seeing someone in a cupcake costume] Pinch me, I'm dreamin'.

Gruffi Gummi:
Now, remember, we're all here to do something useful. Well... everyone except Sunni, that is.

Gruffi Gummi:
Costumes, contests, prizes - all useless.

Sunni Gummi:
Oh, yeah? Well, I'll show you!

Gruffi Gummi:
Just make sure you're back here by five, or ELSE!

Gusto Gummi:
You know, actually, I, uh, kinda like that look.

Gruffi Gummi:
You would.

Toadwart:
Itchy monkey-suit makes Toadie feel foolish.

Duke Igthorn:
Quit griping, you simple-minded simian.

Duke Igthorn:
You have a plan, Your Braininess?

Toadwart:
[after being hit with a pot] Industrious Toadie got to find another line of work.

Duke Igthorn:
[beats him with his hat] Stop playing around. We're here on business.

Toadwart:
Yes, Your Painfulness.

Duke Igthorn:
Quiet or I'll squash you like a bug.

Toadwart:
Oh, goody. Someone else get squashed for a change.

Duke Igthorn:
Let's go, monkey-brains.

Grammi Gummi:
Look, Gruffi, I found a new way to churn butter.

Tummi Gummi:
[shows up with eight pies] And I found dessert.

Duke Igthorn:
When I give you the cue, *you* play the final note.

Toadwart:
Gotcha. Eh... what *is* the cue?

Toadwart:
[dropping him] You imbecile!

Duke Igthorn:
"You imbecile." Got it.

Duke Igthorn:
How dare you, don't you know royalty when you see it?

King Gregor:
[after Igthorn's plan backfires on him] An amazing performance. I especially like the fireworks display.

Gusto Gummi:
[last lines: "Dress for Success"] I can see it now. "Designed by Sunni: high fashions for the home and the battlefield." [everyone laughs]

Gruffi Gummi:
Live each day the Gummi way.

Gruffi Gummi:
[shoving him away from the teapot] Cubbi, steam is dangerous.

Gruffi Gummi:
[sailing on the boat Tummi built he promised Gruffi he'd have chopped afterwards] Now where's that axe?

Tummi Gummi:
Gruffi, be careful when you stand up in a boat.

Gruffi Gummi:
[standing again] I know what I'm doing. Whoa - [rocks the boat and falls]

Tummi Gummi:
Hey, how come you get to steer?

Gruffi Gummi:
'Cause whenever there's an emergency, I'm in charge, right?

Tummi Gummi:
[glumly] Right.

Tummi Gummi:
Ja have a nice little lie-down?

Gruffi Gummi:
You can steer from now on.

Tummi Gummi:
We're not movin'.

Gruffi Gummi:
[the boat rocks] No? Well, my stomach sure is.

Tummi Gummi:
Wonder how long it takes to starve.

Gruffi Gummi:
In your case, about two years.

Gruffi Gummi:
I'm so hungry, I could even eat Grammi's cooking.

Gruffi Gummi:
What's that rumbling?

Tummi Gummi:
Probably my stomach.

Gruffi Gummi:
[kissing it] Solid ground at last!

Tummi Gummi:
[looks at the wrecked boat] A little *too* solid.

Gusto Gummi:
[his first lines, heard offscreen] AHHHHHHH! Take *that*, you rock-headed reptile!

Artie Deco:
[to Gusto who's frustrated while sculpting a giant dragon's tooth] You're an artist, not a dentist.

Gusto Gummi:
You make a clam dip and I'll bring the chips!

Gusto Gummi:
Ta-da! Pause for applause. I'm Augustus Gummi, artist extraordinaire, but you can call me Gusto.

Tummi Gummi:
Griffi takes his bossiness really seriously.

Artie Deco:
And what're you gonna do?

Tummi Gummi:
Why, I'm gonna help 'em both. [picks up a watermelon] After I help myself. [tosses it at him] Catch.

Tummi Gummi:
What's all that about, the call of the wild?

Gusto Gummi:
You may not believe it, but art has a lot of pain, and suffering.

Tummi Gummi:
[letting Gusto stand on his shoulders so he can sculpts] I believe it, I believe it.

Gruffi Gummi:
[finds him on the edge of his saw] Hey, get off there! [flings it in circles]

Artie Deco:
Aw, just one more ride?

Gusto Gummi:
Posilutely incredible.

Gruffi Gummi:
Thanks.

Artie Deco:
Just run!

Gruffi Gummi:
This mountain's gonna kill us!

Gusto Gummi:
Come on, pal, you wren't born tomorrow.

Gusto Gummi:
Be inspired, be creative, think outside the box!

Gruffi Gummi:
[a blast of flame shoots into the water, causing something to rise] That's it - steam! Gusto, you maniac, you're right!

Gusto Gummi:
Huh?

Gruffi Gummi:
Cubbi, I love you!

Gusto Gummi:
We're not out of the jungle yet.

Tummi Gummi:
Poor Gusto. He's sure been quiet since he lost his life's work.

Gruffi Gummi:
Shhh. Don't spoil it. Maybe he'll sit still the whole ride home.

[last lines]

Gusto Gummi:
Gusto, you're incredible. I know that. And thank you very much.

Gusto Gummi:
Early to bed and early to rise, and you won't have two bleary eyes.

Gruffi Gummi:
Do you think the Great Gummies let their stomachs do the thinking for them, the way you always do?

Tummi Gummi:
Look, I promise I won't even think about food for the rest of the day. Cross my heart.

Gruffi Gummi:
Ha! Don't bite off more than you can chew.

Tummi Gummi:
Why, I wouldn't even touch Grammi's gummiberry fudge cake. And forget those mouth-watering lemon tarts. Not to mention, that honey-glazed hams topped with - candy cherries...

Tummi Gummi:
Remember, stomach: willpower.

Duke Igthorn:
And have you caught any of the little furballs yet?

Toadwart:
No, but we've sold twelve coffee cakes.

Duke Igthorn:
You muddleheaded misfit!

Toadwart:
But, Dukie, according to my Patty Ogres' Almanac, it's a foolproof plan.

Duke Igthorn:
The only fool around here is you.

Gad:
Costume party not for us.

Zook:
Yeah. This dress not my style.

Toadwart:
No buts, bear, or it'll be the Executive Deluxe Torture Plan for you.

Tummi Gummi:
Sounds painful.

Toadwart:
You'd be forced to listen to a medley of popular folk tunes sung by Gad and Zook.

Tummi Gummi:
I let my stomach do all the thinkin'. [to his stomach] Why couldn't you be a little smarter?

Duke Igthorn:
[to Zook] No, you two-legged piece of furniture.

Duke Igthorn:
Silence, you recipient of the Nincompoop of the Year Award.

Tummi Gummi:
I must be dreaming.

Toadwart:
[coming in] Soup's on!

Tummi Gummi:
I was right. I *am* dreaming.

Duke Igthorn:
All this is yours, dear Gummi bear. There's just one little thing you must do. TELL ME WHERE YOUR FRIENDS LIVE!

Duke Igthorn:
Isn't this wonderful; I've got him eating of my hand!

Tummi Gummi:
[of Igthorn and Toadwart] Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Tummi Gummi:
Sorry, guys. Gotta eat and run.

Toadwart:
[in the garbage chute] This not where Gummis live, Dukamente.

Duke Igthorn:
Brilliant observation, fish face.

Toadwart:
[after getting washed out with the Gummis' garbage] Guess it not a good time to ask for raise.

Tummi Gummi:
[last lines: "My Kingdom for a Pie"] I don't wanna think about food for a lonnng time... uh, at least for a week, that is.

Gusto Gummi:
[after he gets paint stripes on his clothes] Oohh, quite the fashion statement, Gruff. Too bad plaid's the fad.

Gusto Gummi:
There's only one rule a Gummi needs, and that is: there are no rules. Following rules is like painting by numbers, like, where's the creativity, right? Throw out the rules, and you get new, new, new! How do you think I paint the way I do?

Gruffi Gummi:
[sarcastically] I've always wondered.

Cubbi Gummi:
Wow, no rules. I wish I could live like Gusto.

Grammi Gummi:
Well, if you wanna live like Gusto, maybe you should leave *with* Gusto.

Gusto Gummi:
Maybe I can teach the kid a thing or two.

Gruffi Gummi:
That's what I'm afraid of.

Grammi Gummi:
Now, Gruffi, I think it's a fine idea. Besides, you're forgettin' one very important rule.

Gruffi Gummi:
And what's that?

Grammi Gummi:
Never argue with Grammi!

Cubbi Gummi:
Wow. I've never seen anything like that before.

Gusto Gummi:
That's the idea. It's one of a kind. Like me.

Gusto Gummi:
[chuckling after Artie gets hit with clay] Hey, no need to ruffle your feathers. Besides, it's you, Artie boy. It's you.

Cubbi Gummi:
I, Sir Cubbi, am about to slay this dragon.

Artie Deco:
Why do I always have to be the dragon?

Gusto Gummi:
Imagine me sounding like Gruffamundo. I better watch it.

Gusto Gummi:
[on the edge of the ladder in front of the waterfall] Whoa. This is no place for a Gummi to hang out.

Gusto Gummi:
So what if inspiration's finally struck, and I'm all out of paint?

Gusto Gummi:
Boy, who would have ever thought that one little Gummi could give me such a big headache? Now I know why I live alone.

Cubbi Gummi:
When I grow up, I wanna be just like you.

Gusto Gummi:
Well, I guess it hasn't been that bad of a day.

Gad:
Well, as impossible as it seems, this is one time old Gruffamundo may be right. After all, ometimes we *do* need rules.

Gad:
Ogres listen to Toadie.

Zook:
Yeah. We just not do what you say.

Gusto Gummi:
All right, buster. I have somethin' to say to you.

Toadwart:
[popping out of a bush] Ogres have something to say too.

Cubbi Gummi:
What do we do now?

Gusto Gummi:
[laughs nervously] Plead for our lives?

Toadwart:
Fetching Gummis will make up-and-coming Toadie look real good.

Zook:
Duh, Toadie never look good.

Toadwart:
[reading the "cure" horrified] Take three baths a day?

Gad:
With soap?

Gusto Gummi:
And water.

Zook:
Yech.

Cubbi Gummi:
Guess having rules does come in handy.

Gusto Gummi:
Remember, stay on the right path, and look before you leap, and brush after every meal.

Gusto Gummi:
[last lines: "The World According to Gusto"] [to Gruffi as he swipes his pancakes] I mean, we're really not that different. More like two gummiberries on the same branch.

Grammi Gummi:
Get your hands off me, you fool! Help! Help!

Carney:
No problem, I'll help.

Grammi Gummi:
Whatever are you doing, Carney?

Carney:
I'm gonna put you with the rest of the act.

Grammi Gummi:
Oh, no, you won't! [kicks him away]

Carney:
There's no treasure in this dump, just a bunch of Gummi Bears! That's it - why didn't I think of it before? But the only thing valuable around here is - Gummies!

Grammi Gummi:
Oh, don't be so hard on 'em, Gruffi. After all, my cooking is hard to resist.

Gruffi Gummi:
And even harder to swallow.

Gruffi Gummi:
You're too soft-hearted.

Grammi Gummi:
[the cabinet door she opens hits him] Better than being hard-headed like some bears I know.

Grammi Gummi:
Now I've gotta go pick some more dandy spice from the royal garden of Dunwyn. Without it my dinner'll be ruined.

Gruffi Gummi:
Hm! How could anybody tell?

Grammi Gummi:
Somebody should help that poor bear. And that somebody is me.

Carney:
It's gettin' so you can't make a dishonest day's living.

Carney:
That Gummi's cooking could gag a gremlin.

Sunni Gummi:
Some impossible escape box.

Cubbi Gummi:
Well, it worked, didn't it? We can't escape.

Gruffi Gummi:
Have you lost all your gummiberries?

Carney:
[tossing a bell to Grammi] Here, ding-a-ling. This bell's for you.

Carney:
[singing and dancing for a gathered crowd] I'm a little Gummi; I'm happy as can be. I love to sing and dance for you, tweedle-deedle-deeeeeeeeee!

Gruffi Gummi:
[baby Zook is perched near the top of the ceiling, throwing various objects at Gruffi] Hey, come down from there, you little baboon!

[Zook growls menacingly]

Grammi Gummi:
Gruffi's right, pumpkin. You could hurt someone like that. Now why don't you come down from there like a nice ogre?

Gruffi Gummi:
[a jack-in-the-box springs up saying "Mama"] Aw, who asked you?

Duke Igthorn:
How can I devilishly plot the downfall of Dunwyn with that infernal racket going on?

Toadwart:
[comes out of the zipped soccer ball] You bellowed, Your Dukiosity?

Duke Igthorn:
Just what do you think you're doing?

Toadwart:
Entertaining the troops.

[an ogre kicks him as the soccer ball]

Duke Igthorn:
Well, go play in someone else's yard!

[throws him out the window so he tumbles down the steps]

Toadwart:
Boy, sometimes I wonder if glamorous job really worth it.

Gad:
Duh, oh, ball? Where are you, ball?

Zook:
Toadie not being good sport.

Zook:
[pointing to Grammi] Hey, *her* make good ball.

Zook:
[the powder-and-juice mix turns the pond they sank in purple with orange and yellow splotches] Ooh, look. Pretty colors.

Toadwart:
All right troops, playtime's over. Dukie wants you home now.

Toadwart:
[seeing the other ogres play in the pond where the ruined gummiberry juice diffused] Stop acting like babies. Babies?

Toadwart:
Dukie not gonna like this infantile turn of events.

Gruffi Gummi:
Are you out of your mind?

Grammi Gummi:
But the poor thing is lost and confused.

Gruffi Gummi:
Yeah, and he's ugly and smelly, too.

Duke Igthorn:
My scathingly brilliant assault plan is too easy; even a child could carry it out.

Toadwart:
[coming in] That good to hear, Dukie.

: Maybe they're going through second childhood.

Duke Igthorn:
You'd better find a way to bring them back, Toadwart, or you'll going through the rear!

: Yes, Your Oppressiveness.

: [baby Gad lands on Igthorn's head and pulls his mustache] I think he likes you, Dukey.

: Sorry, Your Impatientness.

Duke Igthorn:
Why are you reading a cookbook?

: It has more pictures.

Duke Igthorn:
[about to throw Toadwart] Imbecile, you want to learn about child-rearing? Let me give you a crash course!

Duke Igthorn:
[swatting the other ogres with Toadie] Get off me, you cretinous crawlers! And don't call me Daddy.

Gruffi Gummi:
[of baby Zook's food thrown at him] What is this stuff? Tastes like pond scum.

Grammi Gummi:
That's 'cause it is! The Great Book says it's a baby ogre's favorite food.

Grammi Gummi:
Oh, no, the poor thing's still hungry and I'm plumb outta scum. Better get some more.

[lifting baby Zook out of his high chair and giving him to Gruffi]

Grammi Gummi:
Don't worry, doll; Grammi'll be right back. Gruffi'll take care of ya.

Grammi Gummi:
Why don't you give the little scruffier a bath?

Gruffi Gummi:
Why don't we just save time and throw 'im in the river?

: Uhh, how Zook get here? Must've fallen down bunny hole.

Cubbi Gummi:
Gee. That never happens to me when I take a bath.

Gruffi Gummi:
That's 'cause you're not an ogre, Cubbi.

Cubbi Gummi:
Well, now that he's gone, who's gonna tell Grammi?

Grammi Gummi:
I will. And it'll be a pleasure.

: Howdy, Dukey.

Duke Igthorn:
[clasping the sides of his head] A fully-grown ogre! At last!

: [lifts and hugs him] Me happy to see you too.

Duke Igthorn:
Get your filthy mitts off me, you chucklehead.

: Dukey fickle.

Grammi Gummi:
Lands' sake, I should've known that the only pond scum in season is here in Drekmore. Well, a baby's gotta eat.

Duke Igthorn:
You dare splash me, the future king of Dunwyn? I'll pulverize you. I'll squash you like a bug!

: [Gasps] Hit Gummi lady? [grabs his arm] Oh, no, Dukey. Don't hit.

Duke Igthorn:
What did you say?

: [lifting him off his feet] It not nice.

Duke Igthorn:
Untie me, you dolt!

: Not until Dukey learn lesson. He bad boy.

Cubbi Gummi:
[to Grammi] Too bad you never had the chance to raise Igthorn. He might've learned to be nice.

Gruffi Gummi:
Igthorn? Nice? In two words: Im possible.

Duke Igthorn:
Oh, if I never see another ogre again, it'll be five hundred years too soon.

Toadwart:
[last lines: "Ogre Baby Boom"] No more ogre-sitting for Toadie. Now ogres sitting on Dukie.

[chuckles]

Sir Victor:
If I don't right at least three wrongs, I'm batty all day.

Toadwart:
So, famous White Perniggit not so tough against crack ogre team.

Toadwart:
[pointing to Sir Victor] Ogres, fetch!

Sir Victor:
Defend thyselves, villains.

Toadwart:
Time for perceptive Toadie to make prodigious run.

Sir Victor:
Surrender, rogues. I have these outnumbered one to five.

Duke Igthorn:
Modest as ever, Victor.

Sir Victor:
Sigmund?

Toadwart:
Yes, it's Sigmund. Sigmund?

Duke Igthorn:
After all these years, have you no greeting for me, dear brother?

Sir Victor:
Not that I care to repeat in this company.

Duke Igthorn:
Same as when you were a kid, always going around protecting the oppressed and saving the downtrodden. What kind of hobby is that for a six-year-old?

Sir Victor:
Unhand me, despicable despot!

Duke Igthorn:
Do-gooder!

Sir Victor:
Malcontent!

Duke Igthorn:
Mama's boy!

Sir Victor:
Better a mama's boy than Siggy Soggyshorts.

Duke Igthorn:
In honor of your visit I have decided to tell the world that - we are brothers.

Sir Victor:
No! You wouldn't!

Toadwart:
Yes, he would.

Duke Igthorn, Sir Victor:
WILL YOU BUTT OUT!

Toadwart:
Yep. They're brothers.

Knight:
I still don't see the Big Dipper.

Knight:
Well, if you look up there, it's right...

[Victor bashes their heads together]

Knight:
[seeing stars like the other one] Now I see it...

[they faint]

Cavin:
So it's true. You *are* helping him. Why?

Sir Victor:
You... wouldn't understand.

Cavin:
You're right, I don't.

Sir Tuxford:
If Sir Victor's in cahoots with Igthorn, then I'm king of the ogres.

Cavin:
But I saw him!

Sir Tuxford:
Next thing, you'll tell me you saw Gummi Bears.

Gruffi Gummi:
I wouldn't trust any human as far as I could throw 'im...

[glances at Cavin]

Gruffi Gummi:
Eh, present company excepted, of course.

Gruffi Gummi:
We'll mop the floor with that dirty White Knight.

Duke Igthorn:
I'm so brilliant I've even outdone myself this time.

Cavin:
Here they come!

Gruffi Gummi:
And away we go!

Duke Igthorn:
Those walking throwrugs will ruin everything.

Sir Victor:
And so it begins. But Igthorn will ruin me. I *am* a hero... At least, I used to be.

Cubbi Gummi:
It's time those ogres hit the bricks.

Cavin:
And vice verse.

[drops a brick down]

Toadwart:
Toadie save you, Dukems!

Duke Igthorn:
Say farewell, Crummy Bears.

Sir Victor:
Surrender, fiend. I have the strength of ten. For my heart is pure, my cause is just, and good shall ever triumph over...

Duke Igthorn:
Oh, put a cork in it.

Duke Igthorn:
You never were a match for me, Vic. You and your perfect teeth, and your blonde hair and your stupid voice.

Sir Victor:
Neither thy taunts nor thy sword shall touch me, Sigmund.

Duke Igthorn:
Once I'll make mincemeat of you, I'll do the same to your stupid horse.

Sir Victor:
Say what you like about me, but leave my horse out of this!

Sir Victor:
Young Cavin, today I faced my worst enemy: my own selfish pride. And thanks to thee, lad, I won. From now on, thou art my hero.

Grammi Gummi:
[after baby Zook slaps Gruffi across the room] Now, now, baby, don't hit; it's not nice.

[first lines]

Toadwart:
Step lively, men!

Gad:
Duh, like to stop on Toadie!

Cavin:
To catch an ogre, you have to be smarter than an ogre.

Cubbi Gummi:
[Chuckles] And that's not hard.

Cubbi Gummi:
When we put our heads together, nothing can beat us.

Cavin:
Now, where's an ogre when you need one?

Cubbi Gummi:
You've got the knight stuff.

Gruffi Gummi:
Drekmoor's locked up tighter than a tree troll's treasure chest.

Grammi Gummi:
I'll bake a Trojan cake and we'll hide inside.

Gruffi Gummi:
Great. We'll be safe, all right. No one'll eat it.

Grammi Gummi:
I don't see you comin' up with even a half-baked idea.

Gruffi Gummi:
Thanks for the offer. But you're just a kid, kid.

Zummi Gummi:
I'm not sure I know what's going to happen.

Gruffi Gummi:
Does he ever?

Duke Igthorn:
[the pyramid of ogres practicing boosting one collapses] You're supposed to go up, not down.

Gad:
Him not as dumb as we look.

Duke Igthorn:
What's your name, ogre?

Cavin:
Um, uh...

Duke Igthorn:
Well, Umma, good work.

Duke Igthorn:
I will lead my crack ogre commando team...

Toadwart:
The few, the proud, the...

Duke Igthorn:
[stuffs an apple in his mouth] The quiet.

Cubbi Gummi:
Ah, go flip your wiggy, Iggy!

Cubbi Gummi:
Tiddly diddly, into the night. Make this Gummi bear vanish from sight. Now you see me... [flings a blanket over the ogre's eyes] Now you don't! [escapes]

Ogre:
[uncovers his head] Ooh. Neat trick.

Toadwart:
[singing to the tune of "Sound Off"] Who's a cut above the rest?

Ogres:
[spoken] Ogres! Ogres!

Toadwart:
Who smells like a vulture's nest?

Ogres:
Ogres! Ogres!

Duke Igthorn:
What kind of a shortcut is this?

Cavin:
Me say short, not easy.

Toadwart:
He's got a point there.

Duke Igthorn:
[grabs Toadwart by the ears] The only point he has is at the top of his head!

Duke Igthorn:
Secure the rope.

Cavin:
[to himself] I'll secure it, all right. To the bottom of the moat.

Duke Igthorn:
[the grapple Cavin threw landed in the bush but Toadwart is tied around the upper wall] Good thinking, Toadwart.

Toadwart:
Enthusiastic Toadie always get wrapped up in his work.

Cavin:
Rats, can't I do anything wrong?

Duke Igthorn:
Remember, men: the key is stealth.

Gad:
Duh, what's stealth?

Toadwart:
MEANS OGRES BE QUIET!

Gruffi Gummi:
[sees the unconscious guards while looking for the ogres] Yep. They've been here, all right.

Duke Igthorn:
[in Gregor's room, finds him asleep] Someone's sleeping in my bed.

King Gregor:
Who's there?

Duke Igthorn:
Your worst nightmare, Gregor.

Sir Tuxford:
Give the rascal what-for!

Gruffi Gummi:
He's a kingnapper.

Princess Calla:
What can we do?

Gruffi Gummi:
Don't worry, kid. We'll bring him back. Gummi's honor.

King Gregor:
I may be unarmed but I'm not helpless.

Duke Igthorn:
Give Gregor back, you double-crossing dunce; he's mine!

Cavin:
No way, Dukie!

Duke Igthorn:
Stop, you pebble-brains! And wait for your commander!

Toadwart:
[running from the giant boulder by Tuxford's men] Excuse us.

Toadwart:
Can we go home, O Flattened One?

Duke Igthorn:
I never should've trusted an ogre who knew his own name.

Cubbi Gummi:
Cavin's not an ogre. He's a hero!

Cavin:
I just hope Sir Tuxford is still close by.

Toadwart:
No. But we are!

Duke Igthorn:
Splendid, a king in the hand is worth two in the bush!

Toadwart:
[of the handcuffs] Hope these your size.

Gad:
First, we give you bath.

Zook:
Then, we hang you out to dry.

Gad:
Duh, then we get really mean.

Zummi Gummi:
[gesturing threateningly as Gad and Zook advance on him after he turned Cavin back into a human] Want the same thing to happen to you?

Gad, Zook:
[clutching each other in horror] Uh-uh.

Cavin:
Hey, how many ogres have Gummi bears for best friends?

King Gregor:
I won't go on.

Duke Igthorn:
Cut the heroics, Greg, and accept your defeat like a man.

Toadwart:
[cuffs him with Igthorn] Hey, why you do that?

Cavin:
[chuckling] Trust me, you two belong together.

Toadwart:
[of the approaching knights] Please, Your Reasonableness, candidates not give warm reception.

Duke Igthorn:
For once, you're right, Toadwart.

Sir Tuxford:
What ho, my liege?

Cubbi Gummi:
Way to go, Sir Cavin.

King Gregor:
People of Dunwyn, this is the brave page who saved my life. [the crowd cheers] I look forward to the day when I dub him a knight.

Sir Tuxford:
Well, lad, you've certainly shown you've got what it takes.

Princess Calla:
And more, Sir Tuxford. [kisses Cavin]

[last lines]

Zummi Gummi:
Looks like Cavin's a really big hero today.

Cubbi Gummi:
More like an ogre-sized one.

Gruffi Gummi:
Too bad there there aren't more humans like him.

Zummi Gummi:
Who knows? Maybe someday there will be.

Milton:
And then he gave the villain an upper cut, and a lower cut, and a paper cut.

Grammi Gummi:
Your cookies will be harder than Gruffi's head.

Cubbi Gummi:
I've got 'em.

Sunni Gummi:
[as he reaches and touches for the egg basket it falls and he ends up covered in yolk on the floor; she laughs] You've got 'em, all right. All over your face.

Gruffi Gummi:
You know, you two really shouldn't have laughed at Cubbi.

Grammi Gummi:
I know, Gruffi. But I just couldn't help myself.

Gruffi Gummi:
Hmph. Some bears have no self-control.

Cubbi Gummi:
Hey, look. I found some more eggs in the storeroom.

Sunni Gummi:
Oh, great, Cubbi. You gonna scramble 'em for us?

Cubbi Gummi:
Very cute.

Sunni Gummi:
Not as cute as you in an apron.

Cubbi Gummi:
I'm gonna go find some action. [cut to him in a tree] Hmm. Course, it would help if there *were* some action.

Cubbi Gummi:
That sounds like a cow in distress.

Cubbi Gummi:
Then taste the fury of six inches of carved wood, villains.

Le Grand Fromage:
I am Le Grand Fremage.

Cubbi Gummi:
The Big Cheese?

Le Grand Fromage:
The biggest.

[unsheathing his sword]

Le Grand Fromage:
I would like to introduce you to my friend. Meet Le Cheese Slicer.

Cubbi Gummi:
Oh, yeah? Well, meet, uh, uh, The Sword with No Name!

Cubbi Gummi:
So you can fence. [leaps on top of a gate] But can you *fence*?

Le Grand Fromage:
[as the Crimson Avengers runs out through the birds] Come and join your fellow chickens, you silly masked man!

Cubbi Gummi:
So long, Crimson Avenger. Some hero he was.

Grammi Gummi:
You've just gotta believe in yourself.

Cubbi Gummi:
It's hard when no one else believes in you.

Grammi Gummi:
I do.

Cubbi Gummi:
This looks like a job for the Crimson Avenger. Too bad he's not around anymore.

Cubbi Gummi:
[buries the henchmen in gold] Looks like they're really in the money now.

Cubbi Gummi:
[causes Le Fromage to fall in the chocolate vat] How's that for sweet revenge, scoundrel?

Cubbi Gummi:
[pours corn starch in the chocolate with Le Grand Fromage to weigh it down] Ha. Grammi's cooking lessons came in handy after all.

Milton:
Crimson Avenger, you're the best.

Cubbi Gummi:
Well, uh, yeah. I guess I am.

Milton:
[of his sword] Wait! You forgot this!

Cubbi Gummi:
Keep it, my friend. It's a gift.

Cavin:
[the Gummis burst out of a group of bushes and are startled to see him instead of a troll in their trap; he waves] Uh, hi.

Grammi Gummi:
Well, thatt's the best I could do, on such short notice.

Gruffi Gummi:
Is that a short joke?

Cavin:
It's foolproof. [sneezes and his fake mustache comes off and lands on Gruffi's head]

Gruffi Gummi:
I got a bad feeling about this.

Sir Gawain:
Say, can I drive?

Coach Driver:
Well...

Sir Gawain:
Thanks. [takes off] This is great. [takes out the horn and blows it]

Clutch:
[Cavin's fake mustache falls onto his face] What is this?

Troll:
A mustache. [laughs]

Gruffi Gummi, Zummi Gummi:
[Gruffi throws a rock at the drawbridge just before Sir Tuxford orders it opened where they stand in their disguises] Uh-oh.

Sir Tuxford:
Look. Trolls! Have at them, men!

Zummi Gummi:
[running with him, sarcastically] Great plan!

Cavin:
Come on, Gramps. When you were a knight these ropes wouldn't've stopped *you*.

Sir Gawain:
Oh... for your sake I'll give it a try, Cavin. [strains against them; Cavin drinks the gummiberry juice and snaps them]

Troll:
[running with the statuette] I'm not the leader! I'm not the leader! He is!

Gruffi Gummi:
I'll get the statue, you get the old man.

Zummi Gummi:
[offering them to Sir Gawain who dropped them in shock upon seeing him] Reins?

Zummi Gummi:
[casually, racing off after saving Sir Gawain] Bye.

Sir Gawain:
[last lines: "Over the River and Through the Trolls] Cavin, I saw - a Gummi Bear.

Cavin:
Uh... Really? Wish I could've seen him.

Sir Gawain:
Oh, you will, lad. Someday. I'm sure of it.

Princess Calla:
There's nothing more worthless than a king's daughter.

Toadwart:
Don't worry, O Flustered One.

Sunni Gummi:
Tummi, is this one done?

Tummi Gummi:
[eats the corn dog off the stick whole] Sure was.

Sunni Gummi:
[glumly] Thanks.

Cavin:
[hurries over with the others upon seeing her bracing herself against the table after a run] Princess, what happened?

Princess Calla:
...HELLLP!

Duke Igthorn:
I'm going to be king. I don't deserve it... But that's never stopped me before!

Princess Calla:
[after throwing Toadwart back] Don't you believe in knocking, Igthorn?

Duke Igthorn:
I won't be stopped by two children and a handful of mythological bears!

Gruffi Gummi:
You already have been, you has-been!

Duke Igthorn:
You might as well surrender; we have all the time in the world.

Toadwart:
But, Dukie, sleep only lasts one hour.

Duke Igthorn:
That was supposed to be a secret, you malignant spud.

Cavin, Gruffi Gummi, Grammi Gummi, Sunni Gummi, Tummi Gummi, Cubbi Gummi, Zummi Gummi, Princess Calla:
[he moans] Thank you, Toadie.

Zummi Gummi:
I'll build an ice wall to stop 'im cold. Umise cummold nummow!

Zummi Gummi:
[the tree the ogre is about to pole-vault off of turns to ice and breaks, causing him to fall into the moat; grinning] Not exactly what you had in mind, is it?

Zummi Gummi:
[grinning] But it worked.

Gruffi Gummi:
[the ogres twice fail to charge off a board on the moat's edge from imbalance] I could watch this all day.

Sunni Gummi:
[uses some to cause an ogre scaling the wall to sneeze and fall back] Pepper. Can't cook but I sure can season.

Princess Calla:
Your ogres won't get in here without a smarter general.

Duke Igthorn:
If Gregor'd had I son, a might be worried about getting in there.

Princess Calla:
Well, he didn't have a son. He had me. And in his absence, I say what goes. And what goes is you!

Charm Teacher:
[last lines: "You Snooze, You Lose"] Why, Princess Calla, that was perfect.

Princess Calla:
Of course. I'm the princess.

Cubbi Gummi:
Timber!

Cubbi Gummi:
Zummi, I think he's gonna make it, this time.

Cubbi Gummi:
Unhand that cookie, villainous varmint.

Tummi Gummi:
Who's a varlet?

Gruffi Gummi:
Listen, sweetie, to earn a place on it you've got to do something really special.

Zummi Gummi:
Like helping others. It's a great honor.

Zook:
[several trees are knocked over by a boulder] Strike!

Zook:
Never argue with lady.

Duke Igthorn:
I knew you couldn't resist my charms for long.

Lady Bane:
Don't touch me, you turnip.

Duke Igthorn:
Don't you get it, Toadwart; the woman's mad for me, she's just playing hard-to-get. [drops him]

Toadwart:
Very hard, Your Smittenness.

Duke Igthorn:
Don't be shy, my sweet; see what your Iggypoo has brought you? Posies for my pretty.

Lady Bane:
And I've got something for you, too. [causes magic from the quilt to unleash a thunderstorm over him, first shocking him then soaking him]

Duke Igthorn:
You're so right, my pet; they did need a little water.

Toadwart:
Dukie's dream boat seems mighty big.

Duke Igthorn:
Nonsense, I love these little moods of hers.

Lady Bane:
Get me another quill, immediately!

Duke Igthorn:
Your wish is my command, sweetums.

Lady Bane:
And don't call me sweetums!

Duke Igthorn:
We mustn't keep the dear lady waiting.

Toadwart:
Why not? Your dear lady is ruining home sweet home.

Toadwart:
[laughs after Lady Bane pulls Igthorn's hood over his eyes so he falls] Looks like Toadie not the only piece of furniture around here anymore.

King Gregor:
This is preposterous. My answer is no.

Duke Igthorn:
Let's not be so hasty, Greg. However, if you don't care to ever see your lovely daughter again...

Duke Igthorn:
Next she wants... ah. That's odd. She forgot to mention my name.

Toadwart:
Speculating Toadie start a trend here.

Duke Igthorn:
Come on, Greggy.

Duke Igthorn:
I knew someday Lady Bane and I would make beautiful mayhem together. Ah, we were meant for each other.

King Gregor:
Look at her demands. That woman's obviously playing you for a sap.

Duke Igthorn:
She wouldn't... She couldn't.

King Gregor:
But what if she is?

Duke Igthorn:
Then she'll regret it. No one makes a fool out of me.

Toadwart:
[quietly to King Gregor] He's so good at doing it himself.

Duke Igthorn:
My name was missing from the list of demands. I'm sure it was just a minor mistake.

Lady Bane:
Oh, that was no mistake. BUT YOU ARE!

Lady Bane:
I wouldn't share dirt with a clod like you!

Duke Igthorn:
You can't throw me out! This is my castle! [runs into a forcefield trying to reenter the room]

: Love be so fickle.

Lady Bane:
Going somewhere?

Gruffi Gummi:
Yeah, lady - out of here!

Duke Igthorn:
What in blue blazes is going on in there?

Toadwart:
A wild pajama party?

Lady Bane:
Get that bouncing bear, or I'll shred all of you into footstools!

Duke Igthorn:
[seen Lady Bane getting blasted out of the locked room] See what happens when you cross me?

[is shocked in the behind and jumps down the stairs]

Toadwart:
Dukie really in the hot seat this time.

Cubbi Gummi:
Hasn't doing all this magic worked up an appetite?

Tummi Gummi:
Now that you mention it, my stomach is sounding a bit hollow.

Tummi Gummi:
[Cubbi's machine causes food to fall to them so he thinks it's his magic] Now that's what I call fast food.

Duke Igthorn:
I should know better than to send ogres out to do a dog's job.

Toadwart:
If His Dukiness only give poor, insignificant Toadie a chance.

Duke Igthorn:
Very well. But it had better work. Or I'll be using poor insignificant Toadie for boot leather.

Toadwart:
Come on, guys. Think like bloodhounds. You find Gummis and Toadie will run you into Dregmoor stables.

Ogres:
[jumping in excitement] Oh, boy.

Duke Igthorn:
[they walk in a circle, binding Toadwart in their leashes] Impressive, Toadwart. I'd say you're a size 9, wouldn't you?

Toadwart:
Actually, 8 and a half. But I can be a 9 if Dukie wishes.

Tummi Gummi:
I kinda had my heart set on movin' a mountain.

Cubbi Gummi:
Where would you put it?

Tummi Gummi:
Good question.

Duke Igthorn:
[stomping on Toadwart] Hm. Not quite like walking on a cloud, but I suppose I could get used to it.

Tummi Gummi:
I'm gonna bring back the age of Gummi Greatness. Humans and Gummis will be friends again. There'll be food everywhere.

Tummi Gummi:
Hi there, Iggy. Out for a walk?

Ogre:
Why he not run away?

Duke Igthorn:
Or even cringe in fear.

Toadwart:
Or cower in terror?

Duke Igthorn:
Turn Toadwart here into something useful.

Toadwart:
But I was just getting the knack of being a stylish leather pump.

Tummi Gummi:
I couldn't even make air disappear.

Cubbi Gummi:
Psst!

Tummi Gummi:
Snakes!

Cubbi Gummi:
No, it's me.

Tummi Gummi:
Oh, Cubbi. Thank goodness. I hate snakes.

Tummi Gummi:
Well, I wanted people to laugh with magic, and you sure did. It would've been nice if you'd let me pretend too.

Tummi Gummi:
I'll just use magic.

Cubbi Gummi:
But I told you, you can't do magic.

Tummi Gummi:
[lifting his chin grinning] I can when you help.

Ogre:
[both draw Os in the tic-tac-toe board] There! Who win?

Ogre:
Dunno. Another game?

Ogre:
Sure.

Cubbi Gummi:
[last lines: "Presto Gummo"] I'm nervous, Tummi. What if the tricks don't work?

Tummi Gummi:
Don't worry. You're the best wizard's helper I could ever have. And I know *you* can make 'em laugh.

Tuck:
Want a walnut, Clutch?

Clutch:
Stop chewing; that's our ammunition. A few odds and ends from the prison kitchen, and - nuts to you, Gregor!

Princess Calla:
Oh, Gruffi, it's a gift for my father for Monarch's Day. And you of all people know it's better to give than receive.

Gruffi Gummi:
[seeing the others looking on] Well, Calla, I guess... What're you all staring at? We've got an apple tree to deliver.

Gruffi Gummi:
As leader of this expedition, I have only one thing to say: bottoms up!

Princess Calla:
Oh, Gummiberry juice!

[drinks it and throws the tree into the courtyard]

Zummi Gummi:
An uplifting idea, Gruffi.

Gruffi Gummi:
[riding in the cart everyone else pushes] An award of merit. That has a nice ring to it.

Grammi Gummi:
If *he* doesn't start pushing, *I'll* give him him an award of merit.

Tummi Gummi:
[talking in his sleep] Baked beans, baloney, bananas...

Gruffi Gummi:
What do you want, you smelly green troublemakers?

Tuck:
Hey, I resemble that remark.

Clutch:
[to Gruffi] Don't play smart; you're not good at it.

Tuck:
Not the castle!

Nip:
We can't go back there!

Tuck:
Jail!

Nip:
Prison!

Tuck:
The cooler!

Nip:
The

Tuck:
The pen!

Nip:
The slammer!

Clutch:
Take the fat one, and the old one.

Tummi Gummi:
Who you callin' old?

[Zummi looks shocked]

Nip:
You put enough onions on those pancakes?

Cubbi Gummi:
[Sunni rolls the pot he was stuck in to trip the Nip; it breaks and he's freed] Strike!

Gruffi Gummi:
[he throws a shield to knock down Clutch] Nice spell, Zummi.

Zummi Gummi:
[laughs] Thanks. Something I picked up from Grammi.

Gruffi Gummi:
Tough break, trolley. Out of ammo. You're heading back to Dunwyn's iron hotel.

Gruffi Gummi:
Calla was right. It is better to give...

[tosses his award down the pit]

Clutch:
Oooohooohooh.

Gruffi Gummi:
Than to receive.

[last lines]

King Gregor:
But how on Earth did you find them?

Princess Calla:
Oh, a little Gummi helped me.

[laughs]

King Gregor:
[heading off with her] But, Calla, you know I don't believe in Gummi bears.

Princess Calla:
[sitting in the tree] You know, Kingie, sometimes I guess we are pretty unbelievable at that.

[chuckles]

Cubbi Gummi:
This place is so boring. [sighs] There's got to be something I can do. Hey, tummi. Whatcha up to?

Cubbi Gummi:
Maybe today won't be as boring as I thought.

Cubbi Gummi:
So much for magic. Now... for the magician.

Cubbi Gummi:
Magic? Wait for me!

Cubbi Gummi:
Let's just see if it works, then you can paint it. Just to be safe, we'd better start off with something simple.

Cubbi Gummi:
I know. Make my hat come to you.

Cubbi Gummi:
Aw, tummi, he meant you needed a medallion of the ancient gummis.

Cubbi Gummi:
Uh, let's try something else.

Cubbi Gummi:
Let's see... try making that book float to the table over there.

Cubbi Gummi:
Um, that the... ancient gummis would be proud of. So take you time and do it right.

Cubbi Gummi:
Hey, is that the way a master wizard calls for food?

Cubbi Gummi:
No. Uh, why don't you just try something smaller first? Like, uh... that tree?

Cubbi Gummi:
I guess you know you can't do magic.

Cubbi Gummi:
I sent up all the tricks you did to make you think you were a wizard. It was supposed to be fun.

Cubbi Gummi:
I'm sorry, but i'm gonna get you out. I just don't know how.

Cubbi Gummi:
But, I told you, you can't do magic.

Cubbi Gummi:
Just try it.

Cubbi Gummi:
Let her alone, you big bully.

Cubbi Gummi:
Yeah, that was great!

Cubbi Gummi:
I'm sorry, tummi, but your magic... what's that?

Cubbi Gummi:
Let me out!

Cubbi Gummi:
Run!

Cubbi Gummi:
Oh, what did I do?

Gruffi Gummi:
According to the ancient Gummies, it's not what you are that's important.

Sunni Gummi:
Oh, Gruffi, couldn't you cover for me, just this once? *Please*?

Gruffi Gummi:
Well... OK.

Princess Calla:
I've never met another princess before, Sunni. What do you think she'll be like?

Sunni Gummi:
Perfect, of course, Calla. Just like you.

Princess Calla:
Marie is a royal brat.

Sunni Gummi:
This war is my fault. And I'm gonna stop it, whatever the cost.

Gruffi Gummi:
Yep. She was here all right. Just look at this mess.

Princess Calla:
Oh, Sunni, you didn't.

Grammi Gummi:
Didn't what?

Princess Calla:
Try to stop a war by pretending to be a doll.

Sunni Gummi:
Being a doll's not fun at all.

Princess Calla:
That's no surprise.

Grammi Gummi:
[of the plan] And let's hope this isn't either.

King Jean-Claude:
No daughter of mine tells itsy-bitsy lies. Or any lies, for that matter.

King Jean-Claude:
I humbly beg your forgiveness, King Gregor. And yours too, Princess Calla. [clears his throat]

Princess Marie:
I guess that goes for me, too.

Princess Calla:
Thank you, Marie, for your *apology*.

Sunni Gummi:
According to the ancient Gummies, it's not what you are that's important.

Sunni Gummi:
Well, maybe not all princesses are perfect, but Calla sure is.

King Gregor:
[last lines: "Princess Problems"] I've never noticed this doll before, Calla. Where did you ever get such a thing?

Princess Calla:
From a friend, Father. A very good friend.

Zummi Gummi:
It's working!

Gruffi Gummi:
[entering] And you're not.

Zummi Gummi:
I can't understand why my spell didn't work.

Gruffi Gummi:
I can. You don't know what you're doing.

Lady Bane:
Until now, the world has been full of imperfection. But once I control the magic of the Gummi bears, I'll rearrange things my way. And I'll start by getting rid of this forest. It clashes with my eyes.

Zummi Gummi:
[after saving him] You see what a good friend can do?

Gruffi Gummi:
Yeah. He can break a shovel.

Gusto Gummi:
It's terrifico! Magnifico! On second thought it stinks.

Zummi Gummi:
But, Gusto, it looks just like me.

Gusto Gummi:
Well, that's the problem. It's got no originality.

Lady Bane:
Remind me to reward you, someday.

Gruffi Gummi:
Honestly, Zummi, couldn't you have turned yourself into something lighter than stone?

Lady Bane:
You expect that Gummi to just fall into your laps? [the sculpture of Zummi in the cart falls on top of two of the Troggles]

Gusto Gummi:
Hey, c'mon, stop movin', Zummerino. I'm tryin' to capture you in stone.

Zummi Gummi:
Oh, boy, capture is right.

Zummi Gummi:
I promised Gruffi I'd help him. And you know how he can get.

Gusto Gummi:
Heh! Don't I ever.

Lady Bane:
[of sea serpent slime] Definitely not my scent.

Lady Bane:
That's the last time I order from the Magic Book of the Month Club.

Gruffi Gummi:
No one's poundin' my pal into pumice.

Lady Bane:
[Gruffi throws a potion at her and it hits her footwear] My shoes!

Gruffi Gummi:
Come on, Zummi!

Lady Bane:
Ruined! And they were brand new!

Lady Bane:
If you let them get away, you'll end as throwrugs!

Lady Bane:
Someone's going to pay for this. Not only did that Gummi wizard slip through my fingers - but I broke a nail!

Gruffi Gummi:
[crying] Poor Zummi. He was such a good friend. If he were here I'd never pick on him again.

Zummi Gummi:
[from behind] Really?

Gruffi Gummi:
Do you mean to tell me you were goofing off with Gusto while I was risking my neck to save a silly statue?

Zummi Gummi:
I, um, um, uh, that is... You did that for me?

Gruffi Gummi:
Yeah. And I feel like a confounded fool.

Zummi Gummi:
[touching his shoulders] You're no fool, Gruffi. You're the best friend a Gummi could ever have.

Gruffi Gummi:
[last lines: "A Gummi is a Gummi's Best Friend"] [to Zummi of Gusto's sculpture] Now help me lug this monstrosity... [winking] ah, *masterpiece*, outta here.

King Carpie:
Where are those bird-brains?

King Carpie:
Do you know what I do with featherwits like you who challenge me?

Cubbi Gummi:
If you were a princess I'd move to another kingdom.

Sunni Gummi:
LET ME GO, YOU BIG BUZZARDS! LET ME GO!

Carpie:
OK.

Sunni Gummi:
[falling toward the ground] NO! DON'T LET ME GO!

Cubbi Gummi:
Carpies are evil!

Tummi Gummi:
Evil or not, I hear my conscience call me a bird-basher.

King Carpie:
Bears shouldn't be allowed to fly.

Bobo:
Your every wish is our command.

Sunni Gummi:
Then I wish you'd take me home!

Bobo:
Except that wish.

Tummi Gummi:
And then I hit this duck, 'cept it wasn't really a duck...

Tummi Gummi:
Bein' unkind to animals is a terrible thing to have on your conscience.

Bobo:
She's our queen.

Sunni Gummi:
I am not!

Bobo:
Yes, you are. You ripped our kingy apart.

King Carpie:
Excuse me, Bobo... Do I look ripped apart?

Bobo:
Hmm. Good point.

King Carpie:
Allow me to show you what one looks like when one *is* ripped apart.

King Carpie:
The only place to go is down... about four- or five-thousand feet down!

Tummi Gummi:
Tar-and-feathering those carpies is easy. They're already feathered.

[last lines]

Gruffi Gummi:
I'll say this, Sunni. This is one time you deserve to be treated like a queen.

Sunni Gummi:
Well, it's not as much fun as I thought it would be. Especially when your best friends aren't around. Without them, it's for the birds.

[starts tickling him with her feather; he laughs]

[first lines]

Sunni Gummi:
Yuck. This is gross.

Zummi Gummi:
I know, Sunni. But Grammi needs this milk moss for her stew.

Sunni Gummi:
Maybe I'll just skip dinner tonight.

Duke Igthorn:
See that light, Toadwart? Do you have any idea what it means?

Toadwart:
They're having another grand opening at the fish market?

Sunni Gummi:
I wonder what the other Gummis will be like.

Cubbi Gummi:
[grinning] Not like you, I hope.

Sunni Gummi:
[grinning] Well, I bet they're more fun than you.

Grammi Gummi:
It's a welcome-home present for the Gummis at Ursalia.

Gruffi Gummi:
When they get a taste of that, they'll probably wanna leave again.

Grammi Gummi:
[gets in his face bouncing it up and down in one hand threatening to throw it in his face] Oh, yeah? Well, how 'bout this, Mr. Not-So-High-and-Mighty?

Gruffi Gummi:
Is that a short joke?

Toadwart:
Please, can't we stop and rest, O Compassionate One?

Duke Igthorn:
What? We just rested fifty miles ago.

Duke Igthorn:
According to my calculations, the Gummiscope should be over that hill.

Toadwart:
[emerges from the snowball he rolled into when Igthorn sent him over a ridge] According to *my* calculations, *I'm* over the hill.

Gritty Gummi:
They're nothin' but a bunch of namby-pamby old fraidy-furs.

Buddy Gummi:
I guess all grown-ups are pretty much alike.

Sunni Gummi:
I wish they'd lighten up and have more fun.

Buddy Gummi:
Maybe they've forgotten how to.

Duke Igthorn:
But I haven't.

Sunni Gummi:
That's no human. That's Igthorn.

Toadwart:
No wonder no neighbors live nearby. Gummis play music too loud.

Duke Igthorn:
Ah, but it was music to *my* ears, Toadwart.

Ursa Gummi:
We've got plenty of right!

Grubby Gummi:
Yeah, the right to arm bears!

Gritty Gummi:
[is catapulted up to the rampart] I always land on my feet.

Gruffi Gummi:
I hope so. 'Cause It's a long way down!

[shoves him so he falls down the trapdoor]

Gruffi Gummi:
[Gritty slides into the other charging Barbic Gummis] Strike!

Sunni Gummi:
Oh, why can't be just be friends?

Duke Igthorn:
Ah, but who needs friends when you have enemies like me?

Buddy:
You're gonna regret this, pal.

Duke Igthorn:
Somehow, I doubt it.

Ursa Gummi:
Now give us our kids.

Duke Igthorn:
Oh, but I've grown so fond of their endearing little insults.

Buddy Gummi:
Let us go, ya big-nosed lug.

Duke Igthorn:
See?

Gruffi Gummi:
Hey, that's not such a crazy idea.

[last lines]

Buddy Gummi:
This is great! Maybe the grown-ups will even learn how to have fun.

Sunni Gummi:
Yeah. Wanna show 'em so real fun? Tag. You're it.

Buddy Gummi:
Not for long!

Zummi Gummi:
[watching their laughing and running around] You know, it looks like there might be some hope for us Gummis after all.

Gruffi Gummi:
Dang blasted, no-good contraption!

Tummi Gummi:
Uh-oh. Sounds like Gruffi's fixin' somethin' again.

Sunni Gummi:
[hugging him] We'll miss you, Gruffi.

Gruffi Gummi:
Me too, sweetie. In fact, I'll really... well, you know.

Gruffi Gummi:
[Grammi hugs him] Whoa... Why do you always have to make such a big fuss?

Gruffi Gummi:
I wonder what knocked those tracks out. [a monster approaches] I had to ask!

Gruffi Gummi:
Nice monster...

Gruffi Gummi:
Cubbi! I thought I told you to stay home!

Cubbi Gummi:
You did. But aren't you glad I didn't?

Gruffi Gummi:
[of the stuff forming bubbles] It's as thick as Grammi's special surprise stew. And just as deadly.

Cubbi Gummi:
You can't stop and rest now.

Gruffi Gummi:
Just watch me.

Cubbi Gummi:
Do you think the Ancient Gummies made this?

Gruffi Gummi:
Well, it sure wasn't a bunch of pixies.

Gruffi Gummi:
I'm glad we could see this together.

Gruffi Gummi:
We've got you now, you... Gummi Bear?

Sir Thornberry:
Gummi bears? Gummi Bears? Impossible. Haven't been Gummi bears around here for years. I should know... I'm the last one left.

Sir Thornberry:
Get your fur-pickin' paws off of me, varmint.

Gruffi Gummi:
Let's give those Troggles the world!

[rolls a globe to run them over]

Lady Bane:
[boards a Quick Car to chase the others] Two can play this game.

Gruffi Gummi:
And so can three!

[activates a rocket booster on it]

Cubbi Gummi:
[blows to get the dust off a book and it falls apart] This book just, um, bit the dust.

Grammi Gummi:
Well, you did your best, Gruffi.

Gruffi Gummi:
My best just wasn't good enough this time.

Gruffi Gummi:
I guess as long as we live like Gummies, the tradition will never die. It's the Gummi way.

[last lines]

Zummi Gummi:
[writing] Today, a brave Gummi named Gruffi saved our Great Book, and reopened the road to Ursalia, ancient capitol of the Great Gummies.

Lady Bane:
Hold your tongues! And haven't I taught you never to touch my makeup?

Cubbi Gummi:
Aw, Sunni, you're all wet. Or you're gonna be!

Gusto Gummi:
Hold the applause.

Gruffi Gummi:
Don't worry. We will.

Gusto Gummi:
Doesn't it just scream to be immortalized in stone?

Tummi Gummi:
Funny. I don't hear anything.

Gusto Gummi:
So, Gruffamundo, will you and Tum Tum tag along to the old quarry to help me bring back a suitable chunk of marble?

Gruffi Gummi:
Why would you want to ruin a perfectly good piece of stone?

Grammi Gummi:
[kneading the dough used in a demo] It's better than ruinin' a perfectly good lump of bread dough.

Tummi Gummi:
Good point.

Lady Bane:
[to Sunni] You rip that silk, and I'll make a fur collar out of you. Let go!

[the Troggles release Sunni from the other side, knocking her into Lady Bane from where they were trying to force her into the carriage]

Sunni Gummi:
[loses some hairs while breaking free of the yanking Troggle] Phew. Talk about escaping by a hair.

Lady Bane:
Every minute we linger feels like a hundred years.

Lady Bane:
Why should youth be wasted on the young, when it looks so much better on me?

Tummi Gummi:
That trip to the quarry gave me a bear of an appetite.

Cubbi Gummi:
[sticks a holed pancake over his face] I, Sir Flapjack, demand that you surrender the syrup.

Gruffi Gummi:
Say, sweetie, when you stop prancing around here, I could use some help.

Cubbi Gummi:
Hey, Sunni, wanna go for a ride?

Sunni Gummi:
Not now, Cubbi. Can't you see I'm busy?

Cubbi Gummi:
[flips the mirror she was leaning against so it spins with her on it] Great ride, huh?

Gusto Gummi:
You look as pretty as a picture. No, no. No - more than that. A marble sculpture!

Gusto Gummi:
How 'bout ditching these posies and doing a little posing?

Gusto Gummi:
Hey, gotta strike while the muse is hot.

Gruffi Gummi:
Sunni may have the body of an adult, but she still has the attention span of a kid.

Lady Bane:
That Sweet Hair of Youth is the finest one-stop beauty treatment around.

Sunni Gummi:
I didn't realize posing was such hard work.

Gusto Gummi:
Wouldn't want my favorite model getting bags under her eyes.

Sunni Gummi:
The way I'm feeling, I'll probably get bags under the bags.

Zummi Gummi:
Sunni's a Grammi?

Gruffi Gummi:
Don't worry, sweetie. I'll find that hair, if I have to tear that witch's castle apart stone by stone.

Lady Bane:
Let's adjourn to the drawing room for a cup of tea, and you two can tell me everything that's brewing.

Gruffi Gummi:
[entering the window after they leave] Gummi bears are brewing, lady.

Grammi Gummi:
Sunni needs all the rest she can get.

Tummi Gummi:
Yeah. She's not as young as she used to be.

Sunni Gummi:
First I'm too young, then I'm too old.

Gusto Gummi:
Oh, this is terrible! I mean, humans have no taste in home decor!

Gusto Gummi:
Hate to rain on our parade, guys, but if we don't get that hair, it's curtains for Sunni.

Lady Bane:
[coming in] Au contraire. It's curtains for you.

Lady Bane:
You really shouldn't get hung up over losing one little hair. After all, at your age, what's the difference?

Lady Bane:
You tricked me!

Sunni Gummi:
And it was my treat!

Lady Bane:
Wait 'til I get my hands on you.

Sunni Gummi:
It's gonna be a long wait!

Emmadryl:
Oh, dear, how shocking how she let herself go.

Gusto Gummi:
[of his unfinished sculpture] I'm calling it "The Once and Future Sunni".

Grammi Gummi:
Sunni, wake up! And what's taking you so long? Gusto's already here to fetch you.

Sunni Gummi:
Sorry, Grammi, but I can't seem to drag myself out of bed. Guess I'm a little stiff from all that posing.

Grammi Gummi:
Well, listen to you - you sound like a broken-down old lady.

[Grammi removed the covers only to see Sunni completely old]

Grammi Gummi:
[gasps in shock] Sakes alive! You look like one, too!

[Sunni gets up and sees herself in the mirror]

Sunni Gummi:
OH, NO!

Gusto Gummi:
Come on, Gummies! It's just a few snowflakes. It'll pass. Gummi Bear honor, the sky is not falling.

[Artie Deco bursts into the room after escaping the cold, pushing Gusto over]

Gusto Gummi:
but I could be wrong.

Gusto Gummi:
Easy on the gloom and doom, huh?

Artie Deco:
Now where's that stupid door? [falls through it]

Artie Deco:
Cold beak... warm heart.

Gruffi Gummi:
And empty head.

Tummi Gummi:
If winter had to get stuck somewhere, why'd it have to stick on us?

Sunni Gummi:
The tunnels are covered with ice!

Cubbi Gummi:
Yeah! Look how fast it makes us go!

Tummi Gummi:
[pulling his hat down over his eyes] No.

Sunni Gummi:
I can't see! It's too dark!

Tummi Gummi:
It's much better dark, huh?

Cubbi Gummi:
[the Quick Car slides out of the tunnel] We're running out of snow!

Chillbeard Jr.:
It's winter where I want it to be winter, and I want it to be winter here! [stomps causing the ground to shake; Tummi is knocked back and several icicles fall by his sides]

Tummi Gummi:
Sounds reasonable to me.

Cubbi Gummi:
I'm so cold, my tonsils are numb.

Tummi Gummi:
Uh, do we get to vote on this?

Cubbi Gummi:
Tell us again how perfect this plan was.

Cubbi Gummi:
So much for the element of surprise.

Tummi Gummi:
[digging himself out of the snow] I was surprised.

Tummi Gummi:
[Chillbeard uses his horn to freeze a tree so hard it shatters] I don't think he wants to hear about spring anymore.

Chillbeard Jr.:
One, two, three, four, five... 50, 51, 52.

Cubbi Gummi:
I've got another plan.

Sunni Gummi:
Gimme a break.

Gusto Gummi:
Everything is back to normal.

Artie Deco:
Yeah. If you don't count the flying polar bears.

Cubbi Gummi:
[last lines: "Snows Your Old Man"] It's a long story.

Tummi Gummi:
But we promise not to snow you.

[gets hit with a snowball]

Tummi Gummi:
Hey!

Sunni Gummi:
[first lines: "Boggling the Bears"] Oh, it's no use. You could make a broom out of hair like mine. Hmm. I've seen rat's nests with more style.

Sunni Gummi:
It's ok. We lost old fang-face way back there. It's all right. I wanna be your friend. My name's sunni.

Grammi Gummi:
[hollering at Gruffi while trying to chase mice away with a broom] Gruffi! You can chase every ogre out of the woods but you can't get rid of a few mice.

Grammi Gummi:
I want them outta here before they eat everything in the kitchen.

Gruffi Gummi:
All right, all right! If they eat everything in your kitchen, I won't have to get rid of them.

[she tosses the broom after him]

Tummi Gummi:
Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. Time for a cookie break. And if I don't clean my bed before grammi sees, I won't be getting anymore. Huh?

Tummi Gummi:
We got spooks! Just like ghosts! It was there, and then it wasn't. And... and it ate my last cookie.

Grammi Gummi:
Now, Tummi, I'm sure it wasn't a ghost. More like those pesky mice that Gruffi can't get rid of. I'll make you some fresh milk and cookies.

Tummi Gummi:
But, Grammi, if there's a ghost in the... cookies? With marple nuts?

Grammi Gummi:
Of course, Tummi. That should settle your imagination.

[she cracks the eggs in a bowl which is really Ditto and the eggs end up on the table instead; Tummi and Grammi rush off for his help]

Grammi Gummi, Tummi Gummi:
Gruffi!

Gruffi Gummi:
I'll never finish your mousetrap if you keep bothering me with silly stories of invisible goblins.

Tummi Gummi:
But, Gruffi, I saw him. I mean, I didn't see him.

Grammi Gummi:
I'm not saying that it's ghosts but something strange is going on here.

Gruffi Gummi:
[scoffs] I'll say. A couple of Gummi bears are going bananas. That's what's going on here.

Gruffi Gummi:
Well, I trust you two didn't have any ghostly callers last night.

Tummi Gummi:
No, but the weird stuff happened in the daytime. Maybe goblins need sleep too.

Sunni Gummi:
Roaaar, roaaar!

[a wolf shows up next to her and roars]

Sunni Gummi:
grrr...?

Sunni Gummi:
[last lines: Boggling the Bears] Uh... I guess I have a little explaining to do?

Cubbi Gummi:
Not our rooms.

Cubbi Gummi:
Where'd you get this?

Cubbi Gummi:
Who cares? The point is, somewhere out there, it isn't snowing. Let's go!

Cubbi Gummi:
The quicktunnels. Let's go find some spring!

Cubbi Gummi:
It's never been this cold before. Here we go.

Cubbi Gummi:
Lean!

Cubbi Gummi:
Artie deco was right.

Cubbi Gummi:
You want us to do what?

Cubbi Gummi:
I've got an idea. If I can just get these things off.

Cubbi Gummi:
No, no, no. You're gonna need them.

Cubbi Gummi:
We need the element of surprise. We're gonna zoom past him and grab the wind horn while he's watching sunni.

Cubbi Gummi:
So much for the element of surprise.

Cubbi Gummi:
Us? No. No.

Cubbi Gummi:
That's it, tummi! Snow bears!

Cubbi Gummi:
Hey, Chill beard! Bet you can't play a game without using your horn.

Cubbi Gummi:
As soon as we snatch the horn, the spring weather will warm us up.

Cubbi Gummi:
Hurry!

Cubbi Gummi:
We'll bounce up.

Cubbi Gummi:
[gasping] My gummiberry juice is frozen!

Cubbi Gummi:
Just a smidge more.

Cubbi Gummi:
All we have to do is bounce out of here.

Cubbi Gummi:
By warming ourselves up. Come on. Hup, hup, hup!

Cubbi Gummi:
Hup, hup, hup...

Cubbi Gummi:
Give it a try.

Cubbi Gummi:
Come on. Come on.

Cubbi Gummi:
Grab the horn!

Cubbi Gummi:
I thought he was chill beard.

Gruffi Gummi:
What in the Dark Ages is goin' on?

Grammi Gummi:
I'm not sure, but it looks to be a 'come as you are' party!

Zummi Gummi:
Why, with those books, we can immerse ourselves in Gummi history.

Tummi Gummi:
[a rumble sounds; Tummi is buried in books from a stack he pulled one out of] I guess I immersed myself in Gummi history.

Zummi Gummi:
[after he causes the piles of books to topple] Look what you've done.

Tummi Gummi:
I'm sorry.

Zummi Gummi:
No, this is wonderful, Tummi. I never knew there was a door here before.

Zummi Gummi:
You know, Tummi, the Great Gummis probably lived down here.

Tummi Gummi:
Hey, then maybe we'll find a kitchen.

Zummi Gummi:
He's trapped in some kind of a machine, that goes [THUD] like that.

Sir Tuxford:
Come back, you villain, and fight like a - [sees the machine which looks like the leg of a creature] DRAGON!

Zummi Gummi:
[dizzy] Just let me rest for a minute in the shade of this dragon.

Sunni Gummi:
Tummi, are you all right? Say something!

Tummi Gummi:
Got any food?

Tummi Gummi:
[dazed and seeing the dragon] My, Grammi, what large eyes you have.

Sunni Gummi:
She's a friend. I think.

Sunni Gummi:
What is this thing?

Tummi Gummi:
It's a big, thumping pain, that's what it is.

Zummi Gummi:
[fishes a spell out of his pocket hoping to find a diversion for the knights looking for the dragon] Uh, uh, here's one - a shower of rose petals.

Tummi Gummi:
That's about enough fun for one day.

Cubbi Gummi:
Hey, Iggy! You throw about as good as a cross-eyed tro-oll!

Sunni Gummi:
[quoting him after the juice wears off and the cart he threw in the air with superhuman strength falls on him] Not even Igthorn can escape the wrath of Igthorn.

Cubbi Gummi:
We make a pretty good team. [Sunni good-naturedly pulls his cap over his eyes]

Sunni Gummi:
[last lines: "Can I Keep Him?"] Come on. Let'd go home and tell everyone about your pet.

Cubbi Gummi:
Do you think they'll believe us?

Sunni Gummi:
Well, maybe you'd better tell 'em. They never listen to me.

Cubbi Gummi:
let's go rescue him!

Cubbi Gummi:
Then that means you won't gobble me up?

Cubbi Gummi:
Can't you bash them on the head?

Cubbi Gummi:
Quick! Up this hill!

Cubbi Gummi:
Keep your tentacles to yourself, you grave-robbing, carrion-crawling...

Cubbi Gummi:
Wow! It looks like a treasure chest.

Cubbi Gummi:
Hey, Zummi, did you hear that? Pretty good for my first try, huh?

Cubbi Gummi:
She's no fun! I don't wanna...

Cubbi Gummi:
Aw, sunni's no fun to play with anyone. All she wants to do is talk, talk, talk, talk! Zummi, I don't have anything to do!

Cubbi Gummi:
I think we should go home now.

Cubbi Gummi:
Hey, gruffi, listen to this!

Cubbi Gummi:
That's great.

Cubbi Gummi:
Wow! he's playing with us!

Cubbi Gummi:
What did you do that for?

Cubbi Gummi:
Thanks.

Cubbi Gummi:
Boy, that's the last time I ever listen to you! Goodbye.

Cubbi Gummi:
No, it's my whistle. Besides, I'm not listening to you.

Cubbi Gummi:
Ok!

Cubbi Gummi:
I wanna show you somethin'!

Cubbi Gummi:
I was here first!

Cubbi Gummi:
Wow! Wow-wow-wow-wow wow!

Cubbi Gummi:
Don't listen to her! Don't listen to her!

Cubbi Gummi:
Yeah!

Cubbi Gummi:
No! This our chance to teach old sneaky pants igthorn a lesson.

Cubbi Gummi:
Listen to her! Listen to her!

Cubbi Gummi:
We've got to or he'll clobber us. But I've got an idea.

Cubbi Gummi:
Never, duke dodo!

Cubbi Gummi:
Don't tell 'em, sunni!

Cubbi Gummi:
No, sunni, don't!

Cubbi Gummi:
Don't! Don't!

Cubbi Gummi:
I bent my whistle.

Cubbi Gummi:
Aw, I really wanted to keep him.

Cubbi Gummi:
Yeah. I guess so. Boy, you sure tricked old iggy. I'm sorry I didn't listen to you.

Zummi Gummi:
[as Gruffi tries to order everyone to get back to work; he stammers] P-please! B-Be careful around the Breat Gook, uh - Great Book!

Sunni Gummi:
And now here's Sunni Gummi, wearing the latest in modern medieval raingear.

Sunni Gummi:
Why can't you ever say anything nice about my clothes?

Gruffi Gummi:
I would, if they were nice.

Grammi Gummi:
Well, Mr. Know-It-All, what do we do now?

Gruffi Gummi:
Simple. We do it *my* way, and everything'll be fine.

Gruffi Gummi:
Out of my way, Sunni.

Sunni Gummi:
A simple "excuse me" would've worked.

Gruffi Gummi:
Later, later.

Zummi Gummi:
[chuckling] Oh, Gruffi's always like that in an emergency. But things'll be back to normal soon.

Tummi Gummi:
Yeah, but even normal for Gruffi isn't very good.

Grammi Gummi:
[to Gruffi] Back off, you half-pint dictator!

Zummi Gummi:
He's so delightfully helpful.

Grammi Gummi:
Well, it's long overdue.

Gruffi Gummi:
[the personality spell on him has been removed just after he brought down the wall] Just look at this mess! You baboons really botched the job, didn't ya?

Cavin:
[trying to deter King Gregor and the knights] Danger! Fire! Locusts! Plague! [throws his hand over his face]

Gruffi Gummi:
[last lines: "Sweet and Sour Gruffi"] Left, right, left, right, halt! Now, I just wanna say a few words.

Grammi Gummi:
Here it comes. Old warthog's gonna give us an earful.

Sunni Gummi:
We'll never have another kind word from *him*.

Gruffi Gummi:
I just wanna say: you all worked hard, and I think you all did a terrific job.

[bows]

Gruffi Gummi:
Thank you, one and all.

[everyone sighs in relief]

Gruffi Gummi:
Now, back outside, you lazy louts! We've gotta dig out that room! And let's be quick about it, too! Hup, hup, hup!

[everyone else bursts out laughing]

Zummi Gummi:
Where's my mind?

Duke Igthorn:
Oh, Your Dukiness most wisdomly to ignore stupid Toadie.

Toadwart:
Exactly.

Toadwart:
But wizard turn affable Toadwart into icky-sticky frog.

Duke Igthorn:
Oh, now, most people won't even notice the difference.

Duke Igthorn:
Hail, Dom Gorde of Ghent.

Dom Gordo of Ghent:
Hail, tadpole.

[transforms him]

Toadwart:
[picks him up] Your Dukiness, this part of plan?

Zummi Gummi:
[shocked] Oh, my fleas.

Dom Gordo of Ghent:
You know who you're talking to, RRRunt?

Gruffi Gummi:
No. Who, Fatso?

Zummi Gummi:
You can only fight magic with magic.

Gruffi Gummi:
Or, with a wild beet.

Gruffi Gummi:
Now that's the way to deal with that guy: muscle.

Zummi Gummi:
[Gordo turns the ogres into butterflies] And that's the way *he* deals with muscle.

Dom Gordo of Ghent:
Shut up, you tower of flimflam.

Duke Igthorn:
How delightful, I ask for Dunwyn and get a Gummi Bear thrown in free.

Gruffi Gummi:
Hey, Dom Gordo, isn't this yours? [bounces up by him so the energy-blast Gordo shot after Gruffi hits him]

Dom Gordo of Ghent:
All right! No more Mr. Nice Wizard!

Dom Gordo of Ghent:
That - that ex-tadpole stole it from me.

Dom Gordo of Ghent:
Now can I have my key?

Gruffi Gummi:
Only if you promise not to bother anyone ever again.

Dom Gordo of Ghent:
Even that duke?

Zummi Gummi:
[chuckling and sharing a grin with Gruffi] Well, I guess we can make one exception.

Gruffi Gummi:
See? Two Gummi hands, that's all it took.

Zummi Gummi:
[laughing] Whaddaya mean, whaddaya maen? Two Gummi heads is more like it.

Duke Igthorn:
[laughing] That stupid magician. Serves him right if he never gets home. I certainly made a monkey out of him. [from the opened door to Gordo's world comes a blast of magic that turns his face into a monkey's] What are *you* staring at?

Toadwart:
[laughing] Nothing. Toadie stare at nothing.

Duke Igthorn:
If I were that wizard, I don't think I'd ever be able to look myself in the mirror again... What *are* you staring at? [Toadwart laughs]

Grammi Gummi:
Hey! This is perfect! It says, "Please and thank you are magic words".

Grammi Gummi:
This is gonna be harder than I thought. Where's Zummi with that spell?

Grammi Gummi:
[seeing Gruffi make a mess] Pretty please, Gruffi!

Tummi Gummi:
With sugar on top!

Sunni Gummi:
[to Zummi] I wish you could turn him into something nice.

Grammi Gummi:
[snapping her fingers] Hokey smoke, what a *wonderful* idea! Some magic to sweeten up the old buffalo.

Zummi Gummi:
Pluh-mease, uh-mand, thuh-mank, yuh-mou, Grr-uffi!

Sunni Gummi:
[horrified at seeing Gruffi accidently tear a page from "The Great Book of Gummi"] Gruffi tore "The Great Book of Gummi!"

Gruffi Gummi:
Grammi, more wood!

Grammi Gummi:
I'm workin' as fast as I *can*!

Gruffi Gummi:
Well, it's not fast enough!

Cubbi Gummi:
That's terrific.

Cubbi Gummi:
Ow! I got a splinter.

Cubbi Gummi:
But...

Cubbi Gummi:
It worked.

Cubbi Gummi:
Well, let's get to it.

Cubbi Gummi:
Fine. Thanks.

Cubbi Gummi:
You got that right.

Cubbi Gummi:
Please, please!

Tummi Gummi:
I still think Gummis don't belong in the castle. It's dumb.

Cubbi Gummi:
But I am more then a Gummi. I am the Crimson Avenger! I am the protector of all that is good.

Tummi Gummi:
Good and dumb!

Cubbi Gummi:
Take that, you dastardly do-badder.

Sunni Gummi:
Cubbi, why don't you go bother Grammi or something?

Cubbi Gummi:
I didn't think defending the castle could be so boring. What's the use of being the Unseen Defender, if nothing needs defending?

Cubbi Gummi:
The root of evil tastes terrible, and doesn't pay very well, either. Or was it the other way around?

Erwillian:
I'm heading for the castle where I can raise a gang and steal in peace.

Tummi Gummi:
Do you know how dangerous what you're doing is?

Cubbi Gummi:
Please don't tell anyone.

Tummi Gummi:
[circling him] Hey, wait. You're not eight-and-a-half feet tall.

Tummi Gummi:
Oh, you're not supposed to be out after bedtime without an adult.

Cubbi Gummi:
I know. That's why you have to go with me.

Tummi Gummi:
Makes sense.

Cubbi Gummi:
Besides, every hero needs a sidekick. It's a rule. I dub you sir Tummi!

Cubbi Gummi:
Isn't this great?

Tummi Gummi:
[with Cubbi's cape blowing back in the Quick Car into his mouth] Wut... duffim!

Henchman:
[fleeing] Help! Help!

Shop Woman:
[chasing with a broom] *I'll* help ya! When I get my hands on ya I'll break ya!

King Gregor:
Where did I go wrong? I spoiled her, didn't I? It - it was that pony I brought her for her sixth birthday.

Knight:
[Cubbi as the Crimson Avengers drinks gummiberry juice and vaults off the barrel] He can fly!

King Gregor:
Who was that masked man?

Sir Tuxford:
I'm sure I don't know, Your Majesty. But he certainly was a snappy dresser.

Cubbi Gummi:
But she sent me in here.

Cubbi Gummi:
I am not playing! I have responsibilities! Calla made me the Unseen Defender of Dunwyn! Remember?

Cubbi Gummi:
I am defender of the castle, I am defender of the castle, I am defender of the castle, I am defender of the castle, I am defender of the castle.

Cubbi Gummi:
A-ha! A knight to do battle with! A ruffian perchance?

Cubbi Gummi:
Great idea!

Cubbi Gummi:
Ahh, it's just some old guy.

Cubbi Gummi:
Go in peace! This ruffian won't bother you anymore!

Cubbi Gummi:
What? Uh... H-how did you find out?

Cubbi Gummi:
Uh... no! I... I can explain!

Cubbi Gummi:
No. Since no one gets a good look at me, the stories have gotten a little out of hand. After all, I work mostly at night.

Cubbi Gummi:
I know! That's why you have to go with me!

Cubbi Gummi:
And just think Tummi, you get a costume too!

Cubbi Gummi:
Hurry my loyal sidekick! To the Quickcar!

Cubbi Gummi:
The crimson avenger, huh?

Cubbi Gummi:
People of Dunwyn! Rest easy tonight! For the Crimson Avenger and his loyal sidekick, Pronto, are keeping you safe!

Cubbi Gummi:
Ah, Tummi, could you try to hold the light a little steadier, please?

Cubbi Gummi:
Hold villain!

Cubbi Gummi:
Ah. I cleaned up the forest already. It's time I moved on something bigger! Don't be such a spoiled sport, nothing will happen.

Cubbi Gummi:
That man needs our help! The Crimson Avenger to the rescue!

Cubbi Gummi:
Yes good people! You have only the Crimson Avenger to thank for this!

Cubbi Gummi:
No, I am fine...

Cubbi Gummi:
What happened? We better get out of here, Tummi. Tummi?

Cubbi Gummi:
Oh, I am sorry, Tummi! I should have listened to you!

Cubbi Gummi:
Oh, yeah. Whew

Cubbi Gummi:
Yeah! He's a hero!

Cubbi Gummi:
It wasn't supposed to work out like this. It was supposed to be fun! It isn't fun anymore!

Cubbi Gummi:
Maybe this will make up a little for the trouble I caused Tummi.

Cubbi Gummi:
Tummi, are you hurt?

Cubbi Gummi:
Red hair? That sounds like the first guy I bounced.

Cubbi Gummi:
Oops...

Cubbi Gummi:
But I've sworn off crime-fighting, Tummi. I don't want to hurt anyone ever again. What am I gonna do?

Cubbi Gummi:
um... uh... uh...

Cubbi Gummi:
Thanks for covering for me, Tummi

Cubbi Gummi:
I'll make it up to you Tummi, I swear. I'll never go out as the Crimson Avenger again! Never! Just get better, ok?

Cubbi Gummi:
Uh, why? What's wrong?

Cubbi Gummi:
So Sunni was right. But what can I do? I can't let the villain get scott-free. A-ha. maybe the castle guards'll help me?

Cubbi Gummi:
Crimson Avenger away! get scott-free. A-ha. maybe the castle guards'll help me?

Cubbi Gummi:
PPPTTT!

Cubbi Gummi:
Going up!

Cubbi Gummi:
Come on! Hurry it up!

Cubbi Gummi:
Catch!

Cubbi Gummi:
No problem!

Cubbi Gummi:
Here are the real criminals!

Cubbi Gummi:
Erwillian!

Cubbi Gummi:
Ok, but you help me first. Confess!

Cubbi Gummi:
I can't hear you.

Cubbi Gummi:
Hang on, you're going for a quick ride!

Cubbi Gummi:
This is the shop woman's. And remember! As long as there are wrongs to right, the Crimson Avenger will fight for truth, justice, and the Dunwynian way!

Cubbi Gummi:
Yeah, You should have seen him. He sure was mad!

Cubbi Gummi:
Maybe. But you never know when danger may strike again!

Gruffi Gummi:
It's gonna take a little muscle.

Cubbi Gummi:
Listen. It's...

Grammi Gummi:
Then you're perfect for the job. All ya *got* are little muscles.

Gruffi Gummi:
[the bird coats Grammi in dirt when she offers it a plate of bugs] I guess it doesn't like your cooking either.

[ducks as she throws the plate's contents at him]

Sunni Gummi:
[tries to get the bird to move by flute-playing; it pelts her with berries] Everybody's a critic.

Tummi Gummi:
[the bird ignores his blockading the bush and eats around him, leaving a patch of berries in the form of his silhouette] Hm. Nice likeness.

Gruffi Gummi:
[after slamming his head between two trees] Gee, the stars are out early tonight.

Gruffi Gummi:
We could all die of old age waitin' for him to make up his alleged mind.

Cubbi Gummi:
[gasping] I knew it! The bird has puppies! Wait till I tell the others!

Grammi Gummi:
I don't want anyone to think I was talkin' to you about your vote.

Tummi Gummi:
But you were.

Tummi Gummi:
[to himself] OK, bonehead. Think.

Zummi Gummi:
The book said they like these better than gummiberries.

Gruffi Gummi:
I just hope these featherheads can read.

[last lines]

Zummi Gummi:
By the time she's done picking this place clean, we'll have harvested our gummiberries.

Gruffi Gummi:
Well, let's just hope her kids don't plan to set up housekeeping around here.

Tummi Gummi:
Yeah. Then we'd have to let them vote too.

[everyone groans and pelts him with blackberries]

Tummi Gummi:
Hey - wouldn't we?

Tummi Gummi:
Gee, I don't remember sending the king a present.

Grammi Gummi:
That's because we didn't send one.

Tummi Gummi:
Oh. Good reason.

King Gregor:
Aren't you missing a player?

Princess Calla:
No. This way I never lose.

Princess Calla:
When I get my hands on you, you'll regret the day you were carved!

Cubbi Gummi:
I'm gonna bash and smash that little creep. You'll see.

Zummi Gummi:
Not without my glasses, I won't.

Sunni Gummi:
Now we have to find Zummi.

Princess Calla:
Uh, not really. [points to where he walks blindly on a ledge]

Sunni Gummi:
But what do we do with it?

Cubbi Gummi:
Let's smash it into a billion pieces.

Zummi Gummi:
[laughing] No, no, no, Cubbi. I have a better idea.

Ogre:
[cut to the ogres outside Drekmore with the gargoyle and a note] Hmm. Pretty statue from the Gummi Bears. Will look pretty in Dukie's bedroom window.

Ogre:
[laughs] He's gonna like that.

Cubbi Gummi:
It's back!

Cubbi Gummi:
Hey! I just thought of something. Suppose the bird... hey!

Cubbi Gummi:
Can I say something?

Cubbi Gummi:
I am not! I've got great idea.

Cubbi Gummi:
But listen to me.

Cubbi Gummi:
I was right! That dumb bird is always going back and forth to the same place.

Cubbi Gummi:
Hey, Tummi. What are you doing?

Cubbi Gummi:
Yeah, I heard. Have you made up your mind yet?

Cubbi Gummi:
I thought you've never ask.

Cubbi Gummi:
That's why you need a warrior to protect you.

Cubbi Gummi:
I'll bash you, you rotten snake.

Cubbi Gummi:
While you guys were all voting, I followed the bird. She's got babies! Hungry babies

Cubbi Gummi:
He can't see without his glasses.

Cubbi Gummi:
Come on, Zummi. We're off.

Cubbi Gummi:
All we gotta do is get the babies to eat a diffrent kind of berry.

Cubbi Gummi:
Yeah? Well, I'm rough and tough.

Cubbi Gummi:
Ok, plaster puss, where are you? Wha...?

Cubbi Gummi:
There she goes.

Cubbi Gummi:
Iggy Igthorn, I bet.

Cubbi Gummi:
Now I'm really mad!

Cubbi Gummi:
Let's get him!

Cubbi Gummi:
Now I gonna bash ya!

Cubbi Gummi:
Zummi?

Cubbi Gummi:
Hey! Give me back my sword, or I'll bash you

Cubbi Gummi:
Zap him for me, Zummi.

Cubbi Gummi:
And get the spell back from that goony gargoyle.

Cubbi Gummi:
There he is. Stay here.

Gruffi Gummi:
Gummadoon... the home of the Gummi way... Pretty good story for a fairy tale.

Tummi Gummi:
Uh-oh.

Cavin:
Uh, I think this might be a good time for me to leave?

Cubbi Gummi:
Yeah, uh, I'll walk you home.

Toadwart:
The early ogre gets the worm.

Gad:
Uh, why we want worm?

Zook:
Yeah, we already eat.

Zook:
Him no Gummi bear.

Gad:
Not worm, either.

Cubbi Gummi:
[Gad throws Cavin] Well, at least he got away.

Gad:
Him too fast to catch.

Toadwart:
Then throw something at him.

Gad:
[thinks with Zook for a moment before grabbing Toadwart] OK.

[throws him]

Toadwart:
Save me, guys!

Zook:
Oh, boy. It clobberin' time.

Sir Blustus:
So, they make ogres in my size now.

Sir Plucky:
I'd love to stay for the party, lads, but I see someone else who'd like to dance.

Zummi Gummi:
By the Great Book!

Duke Igthorn:
With weapons like that I wouldn't have to stop at Dunwyn. I could rule the world!

Toadwart:
[the ogres chuckle] I think Dukamundo been in sun too long.

Duke Igthorn:
You scutterganging mossheads dare question me?

Gusto Gummi:
Hey, I love surprises.

Tummi Gummi:
Me, too. And I smell a great one.

Gruffi Gummi:
I don't know how it happened, but we're proud o'you, kid.

Cavin:
What hit me?

[the branch bearing him breaks; he falls to the ground]

Cavin:
If it's not one end, it's another.

Toadwart:
Thought I heard those nasty Gummi bears. Probably run in fright of me.

Sunni Gummi:
Uh, can I have my hand back, please?

Gruffi Gummi:
You know, I trained that kid myself.

Gusto Gummi:
[Cubbi backs off the fighting platform onto one of the gears and lands in the water trough] Yeah. You know, I *thought* I recognized your technique.

Cubbi Gummi:
This is Gummadoon, remember? Every night lasts a hundred years.

Tummi Gummi:
Wow. I wonder if they're allowed to have midnight snacks.

Cavin:
How are we supposed to turn this thing?

Tummi Gummi:
[a bolas is thrown at the car's wing and breaks it, causing it to tilt] That seemed to work.

Cubbi Gummi:
It's lucky we made a soft landing.

Tummi Gummi:
I don't think the chickens thought so.

Gruffi Gummi:
It is not the Gummi way!

Cavin:
[sneaks aboard Igthorn's catapult to be shot over Gummadoon's wall instead of a stone] Oh, I sure hope there's something soft on the other side...

Gruffi Gummi:
[he, Gusto, Zummi, and Tummi catch Cavin in midair after he catapults in] Next time, warn us before you decide to drop it.

Sir Plucky:
Rather clumsy for a sneak attack.

Sir Gumlittle:
I thought it was pretty clever, for a human.

Cubbi Gummi:
Let's get up where we can see!

Tummi Gummi:
This isn't close enough?

Cubbi Gummi:
Go get 'im, knights!

Duke Igthorn:
Toadwart, you get us through that gate or I'll nail you to it!

Toadwart:
Yes, O Most Persuasive One.

Toadwart:
[the cart he pushed with Igthorn and his troops on it crash through the doors] At least I got them inside.

Zummi Gummi:
[chuckles sheepishly when Councilor Wooddale glances at him after his wind spell meant for the ogres blow her, Cavin, and Councilor Berrybowum causing them to crash into and knock out the ogres] Well... it *did* stop 'em.

Grammi Gummi:
[being chased by two ogres] Come on, boys, don't stop now. [the pair run into the lowered gong]

Gruffi Gummi:
Our ancestors stayed behind to work for the day when the others could return, and live with the humans in peace.

Grammi Gummi:
And that's what we've been doing.

Gruffi Gummi:
That's the Gummi way.

Cubbi Gummi:
Thanks for teaching me about being a knight.

Sir Plucky:
It was the two of you who taught us a lesson.

Cubbi Gummi:
What do you mean fairy tale? The knights of Gummadoon were real! Weren't they, Zummi?

Cubbi Gummi:
See? I told ya!

Cubbi Gummi:
Mercy? For a traitorous human? Never!

Cubbi Gummi:
Yeah. A castle full of knights who...

Cubbi Gummi:
Uh, I am getting tired. Maybe we better...

Cubbi Gummi:
Oh, Gummi Knights, I gotta talk to them...

Cubbi Gummi:
You don't have to rub it in.

Cubbi Gummi:
But Cavin isn't a spy! He's our friend.

Cubbi Gummi:
See anything yet?

Cubbi Gummi:
You don't care! You think all humans are stupid!

Cubbi Gummi:
No Tummi. A true knight meets his foes openly!

Cubbi Gummi:
Release the prisoner or face the consequences!

Cubbi Gummi:
I gotta help him

Cubbi Gummi:
Let's get up so we can see.

Cubbi Gummi:
Hi guys!

Cubbi Gummi:
This looks like it calls for Sir Cubbi's special.

Cubbi Gummi:
I hope Cavin's all right

Cubbi Gummi:
Cavin was um... with me

Cubbi Gummi:
I shouldn't have made you help free Cavin. This is the only chance to save ourselves

Cubbi Gummi:
As ready as I'll ever be.

Cubbi Gummi:
But not all humans are bad

Cubbi Gummi:
Cavin! Are you ok?

Cubbi Gummi:
Quick! Get the keys!

Cubbi Gummi:
They are gone! Get into the quickcar. If we lucky we'll be out of here before they notice you are missing!

Grammi Gummi:
Well Tummi, what do you see?

Tummi Gummi:
They put their right foot in, they put their right foot out; they put their right foot in, and they shake it all about.

Artie Deco:
And they call me a bird brain!

Duke Igthorn:
[staring at the heap of garbage appalled] What *is* this slop?

Gad:
Sorry. Slow day.

Duke Igthorn:
Well then, *you* eat it!

[flings the mess to Toadie]

Gad:
[offering Igthorn a fortune cookie] Duh, Dukie want cookie?

Gad:
[entering, holding up Toadie] Look, Dukie. We catch Gummi Bear. Do we get reward?

Duke Igthorn:
That's no Gummi Bear, you spitballs, it's Toadwart! Put him down at once.

Gad:
Okie dokie, Dukie!

Grammi Gummi:
[as Gruffi tries to fix the broken air vents] Are you sure you know what you're doing, Gruffi?

Gruffi Gummi:
Yes, I know what I'm doing; quit pestering me!

Cubbi Gummi:
Wow. I've always wanted to see Mariah Mountain.

Sunni Gummi:
Not me; I've never gonna get the tangles out of my hair.

Gruffi Gummi:
If we don't get that fan working soon, we'll have a worse problem: no air in Gummi Glen.

Tummi Gummi:
That's too bad. I've gotten sorta used to breathing.

Zummi Gummi:
When the ancient Gummies built this, they certainly knew what they were doing.

Grammi Gummi:
Too bad Gruffi doesn't.

Zummi Gummi:
[leafs through it] Oh, dear. I can't find anything about gears in the Great Book.

Tummi Gummi:
Could you keep turning the pages, anyway?

Cavin:
There's a strange man in Dunwyn, and he's got a statue of a Gummi Bear!

Tummi Gummi:
Aw, tell 'im, we've already got one.

Gruffi Gummi:
We don't have time to help anyone. We got problems of our own!

Grammi Gummi:
The *least* we can do is tell this fellow *why* we can't help him.

Gruffi Gummi:
Oh, all right. Then maybe we can finish packing.

Toadwart:
I'm OK. Luckily sturdy alligator broke my fall.

Gruffi Gummi:
Meeting another human. How'd I ever get talked into this, anyway?

Grammi Gummi:
Oh, quit bellyaching, Gruffi; we've got a job to do.

Prince Yen-Moon:
This ancient proverb says, "One Gummi Bear is worth twenty armies."

Gruffi Gummi:
[presenting the fallen master gear to Yen-Moon] Here's the parts I've been trying to put together. But I think it's just plain impossible.

Prince Yen-Moon:
Inscrutable, yes. Impossible? No.

[he shuffles the parts around rapidly until the master gear takes its original form]

Gruffi Gummi:
[lighting up in surprise] How'd ya do that?

Prince Yen-Moon:
In my culture, we have *many* such puzzle boxes.

[giving the master gear back to Gruffi]

Prince Yen-Moon:
I just put Tab A into Slot B.

Gruffi Gummi:
So uh, what exactly are you doing?

Prince Yen-Moon:
Making things last for another 500 years.

Prince Yen-Moon:
[hearing Igthorn and Toadwart tossing the hot statue back to each other grunting in pain] Animals in this place make strange sounds.

Cubbi Gummi:
That's not all that's strange about this place.

Duke Igthorn:
[as he and Toadie try to bring their assumed Gummi genie to life] Open sesame, abadoo, bippidi boppidi bip-bop boo.

Duke Igthorn:
[to the magic Gummi teleporting statue; shaking it at first, then throwing it down] And if you don't show me how to use your magic, I'll crush you to a million pieces, you pathetic paperweight!

Gad:
[Igthorn and Toadwart grab onto the statue, which has just turned into a kite, and spiral out the window and vanish into the sky] Duh, look at that.

Zook:
Gee, Toadie get to have all the fun.

Duke Igthorn:
Incredible. I have never seen such a beautiful city. Why, it would be an absolute shame not to conquer it.

Zummi Gummi:
In all my years, I've never seen anything as fantastic as this!

Cubbi Gummi:
Yeah, look at the costumes!

Sunni Gummi:
Look at the dancers!

Tummi Gummi:
Look at the *food*!

Duke Igthorn:
How do you expect me to come up with a brilliant plan to get us into the city when you keep making that infernal racket?

Toadwart:
Inconspicuous Toadie not make noise, Your Dukishness.

Duke Igthorn:
Well, then, who did?

Toadwart:
[pointing] *He* did.

[Igthorn's mouth drops in horror as he sees The Dreaded One approaching them]

Toadwart:
[thrown from the bush he and Igthorn hid in by the dragon's tail over the wall] Well, we're inside. What now, Masterful One?

Sunni Gummi:
[shuddering after hearing a low growl] W-what was that?

Prince Yen-Moon:
It is time.

Tummi Gummi:
[tapping his chopsticks together] Time for breakfast?

Prince Yen-Moon:
No. It is time for the Great Gummies to face The Dreaded One.

Toadwart:
Oh, Dukie. Don't that big bad monster eat poor untasty Toadie.

Duke Igthorn:
Aha. That statue brought us to this blasted city; we'll use it to get home. But I wouldn't dream of leaving here without picking up a few souvenirs.

Prince Yen-Moon:
The dragon comes every morning and threatens to destroy the city. The only way to appease is to give him food. Lots of food.

Tummi Gummi:
[shaking his head] Gee. What a waste.

Grammi Gummi:
[slapping a bag of flour on the Dreaded One's nose] Take a powder, ya big windbag!

Gruffi Gummi:
There. Now to get that overgrown lizard's attention.

Gruffi Gummi:
I sure hope this works. Yo - Scaly Ears, over here!

Duke Igthorn:
Come along, Toadwart. It's time to say good riddance to this place.

Toadwart:
Yes, Your Kindliness.

Prince Yen-Moon:
[after defeating Igthorn and Toadie; he bows to them] Unpleasant dreams, strange ones.

Prince Yen-Moon:
You truly are the Great Gummies, my friends.

[repeated line]

Zummi Gummi, Gruffi Gummi, Grammi Gummi, Gusto Gummi, Tummi Gummi, Sunni Gummi, Cubbi Gummi, Prince Yen-Moon:
Inmar bello gummiberry foo, transport us to old Xian-Wu.

Zummi Gummi:
[defeating the Dreaded One by turning him into a kite after he swallows the magical Gummi statue] Inmar bello gummiberry may, send this dragon far away!

Gruffi Gummi:
[to The Dreaded One] Stop, in the name of the Great Gummies!

Zummi Gummi:
[speaking into a megaphone to The Dreaded One] Stop - the Gummi army has you surrounded!

Cubbi Gummi:
[to The Dreaded One] Hey, Flame Brain - you can't catch me!

Gruffi Gummi:
I've got the statue!

Grammi Gummi:
Great. Now hurry up or we're all gonna be fricasseed!

Grammi Gummi:
Come on, Tummi, nobody snores *that* loudly.

Gruffi Gummi:
That's what *you* think.

Tummi Gummi:
I must've dozed off.

Gruffi Gummi:
[fishes the banana peel out of his pocket] What were you dreamin' about - monkeys?

Zummi Gummi:
Ah, now listen, Tummi. Uh, this is getting to be a bit much. I mean, we've been trying to tell you that it's not good for you. That - That's why we set the alarm.

Tummi Gummi:
But I was hungry.

Grammi Gummi:
[pointing to Tummi's stomach] You're getting fat!

Tummi Gummi:
Hey, I just got big bones.

Gruffi Gummi:
Yeah, and they're gettin' bigger. Look, all your clothes are splittin'.

Grammi Gummi:
[to Tummi] *You* are going on a diet!

Tummi Gummi:
I don't need to go on a diet.

[stands and his chair rises since he's stuck in it]

Tummi Gummi:
You were saying?

Duke Igthorn:
I just have one simple question. WHY ISN'T CASTLE DUNWYN MINE-MINE-MINE?

Toadwart:
We ogres have used the oracle for centuries. Bring it a gift, it answers a question. Never fails.

Duke Igthorn:
Then why haven't you been using it?

Toadwart:
We couldn't think of a good question.

Tummi Gummi:
[reading a note in the suit of armor] "The cookies were great. Sorry you're on a diet. Love, Sunni and Cubbi." Aw, nuts. Ooh. I wish I hadn't said that.

Tummi Gummi:
[searching through the Great Gummis' abandoned kitchens] Those old guys ate so much they didn't leave me anything.

Tummi Gummi:
[voicing the oracle] This is your oracle speaking. You may address me by my nickname: Sir.

Tummi Gummi:
[awakening outside the "oracle" machine] Oh, hi, Iggy. Got the feather?

[Gasps]

Tummi Gummi:
IGGY!

Zummi Gummi:
[speaking as the oracle] So, Fat One, you eat gifts left for me?

Tummi Gummi:
I'm sorry, Your Oracleness. If you forgive me just this once, I promise I'll never eat again.

Zummi Gummi:
Did you say "promise"?

Tummi Gummi:
Yes, Your Oracleness. I promise.

Zummi Gummi:
[sticks his head out of the oracle's mouth while Cubbi and Sunni do through the eyes] Oh, that'll suit us just fine.

[laughs]

Unwin:
My inevitable victory was inspired by you, Princess. Show me a sign that I am worthy.

Princess Calla:
[knocks the flower and soil from a pot on his head] Oops.

Cubbi Gummi:
Yeah, all you've gotta do is bash him... [grunts] and smash him. [grunts again]

Sunni Gummi:
Well, I think Cavin should ignore the brute.

Grammi Gummi:
[bringing out a rolling pin] Well, if it was me, I'd flatten him into a pie crust.

Tummi Gummi:
[patting his stomach] Pie crust, mmm.

Cubbi Gummi:
I say bash and smash!

Sunni Gummi:
Ignore him.

Grammi Gummi:
[clapping the rolling pin into one hand] Flatten him!

Gruffi Gummi:
Don't waste your time.

Tummi Gummi:
Let's eat something.

Zummi Gummi:
Gummies! Gummies, please! Now listen: this arguing isn't helping. Doesn't anyone have a *reasonable* solution?

Cavin:
I wonder how big I should wish myself to be. How about as tall as...

Cubbi Gummi:
A giant.

Cavin:
No, that's too tall, Cubbi.

Cubbi Gummi:
[looking at a sleeping figure] No, no... a giant.

Giant:
So, you want to steal a wish, eh? You'll wish you'd never come here!

Giant:
You'll come out sooner or later. I can wait as long as you. I've been here a hundred years already.

Cavin:
In a hundred years I'll be too *old* for knighthood.

Boy:
[now in his true form, slightly shorter than Cavin and good-naturedly calling him what he did as a giant] Well, thanks again, pipsqueak.

Princess Calla:
[last lines: "When You Wish Upon a Stone"] You'll be a worthy knight someday, Sir Cavin.

[tosses him a flower]

Cavin:
Thank you, milady.

[bows]

Cavin:
Oh, it's that bully, Unwin. He made a fool of me in front of the princess and said I was weak. [the others ad lib their complaints of Unwin's behavior] The worst part is, he's right.

Grammi Gummi:
Nonsense. That Unwin's just a big bag of wind!

Grammi Gummi:
[presenting Tummi with a cluster of grapes] Tummi, don't you want your dessert?

Tummi Gummi:
Uh, no thanks. A diet's a diet.

Zummi Gummi:
[appalled] You're skipping dessert? [Tummi starts leaving to return to the oracle] Tummi, where're you rushing off to?

Tummi Gummi:
Ah, I thought I'd take a little run.

Zummi Gummi:
A run?

Tummi Gummi:
Yeah. And don't hold dinner for me.

Tummi Gummi:
[voicing the oracle] Oh, and there's one more little thing.

Duke Igthorn:
Yes?

Tummi Gummi:
I don't appreciate your walking around my nice clean woods in those dirty old boots. Take 'em off and leave 'em here.

Duke Igthorn:
But... my feet!

Tummi Gummi:
Boots, Duke. Boots.

Duke Igthorn:
[the ground rumbles] Oh. Right. [he takes his boots off]

Tummi Gummi:
And no green berries.

Gruffi Gummi:
[the clattering of pots and pans wakes everyone up] He's at it again.

Grammi Gummi:
[leading the others down the hall to the living room] Hurry, before he gets away!

Cubbi Gummi:
And then they were picking berries like crazy.

Cubbi Gummi:
To arms! To arms! we're under attack!

Cubbi Gummi:
Take this!

Cubbi Gummi:
Big bully!

Cubbi Gummi:
How about some gummiberry juice.

Cubbi Gummi:
Maybe there's an answer in the great book of gummi.

Cubbi Gummi:
In the distant cavern of shadows, lies a large e-em

Cubbi Gummi:
lies a large Emerald. If you touch the magical stone, you can make a single wish.

Cubbi Gummi:
What a neat place!

Cubbi Gummi:
Maybe it leads to the wishing stone.

Cubbi Gummi:
Beat it! Scram! Get out of here!

Cubbi Gummi:
Go away! Scoot! Whoa!

Cubbi Gummi:
Then you'll have to bash him.

Cubbi Gummi:
With this. I sneaked you a bottle.

Cubbi Gummi:
Easy. Just look up.

Cubbi Gummi:
You're not so tough. Take your best shot.

Cubbi Gummi:
No, Cavin! No, don't do it! You'll be like him!

Cubbi Gummi:
Look, cavin, a way out.

Cubbi Gummi:
Oops! we're not going anywhere. It'd take a giant to get that boulder out.

Cubbi Gummi:
You already used up your wish.

Cubbi Gummi:
En garde, you big bully!

Cubbi Gummi:
I wish that dumb old boulder would fly out of there!

Cubbi Gummi:
Bop him one for me, sir cavin.

Cubbi Gummi:
Hey, that's right.

Cubbi Gummi:
Yippee! Atta boy, cavin!

Cubbi Gummi:
Let's run for it!

Cubbi Gummi:
Bull's-eye!

Cubbi Gummi:
Me neither.

Cubbi Gummi:
Right! Go to it!

Cubbi Gummi:
Well, maybe a little bit bigger

Cubbi Gummi:
Help! Cavin!

Cubbi Gummi:
You did it, cavin, you won!

Cubbi Gummi:
No. Being smart was.

Ursa Gummi:
But where would ya be if I wasn't so tough?

Buddy Gummi:
Probably safe at home.

Cavin:
Back, you overgrown lizard! Or Cavin the Dragon-slayer will turn you into lunchmeat!

Tummi Gummi:
[sticks his head out of the costume's middle] Did someone mention lunch?

Sir Thornberry:
That dragon must've swallowed you both whole.

Cubbi Gummi:
That's not a dragon, it's - Oh, what's the use?

Cavin:
So what brings you to Gummi Glen anyway?

Sir Thornberry:
My feet, of course.

Gruffi Gummi:
Cavin's as good as any Gummi.

Ursa Gummi:
Only one thing matters.

Buddy Gummi:
What's that?

Ursa Gummi:
That you win!

Ursa Gummi:
What's the matter with you, Buddy? Can't you even beat a human?

Gruffi Gummi:
It's not whether you win or lose, but how you play the game.

Ursa Gummi:
Hm! Sounds like something a human would say.

Buddy Gummi:
Why do I have to prove my bearhood? I've already got *my* fur.

Buddy Gummi:
Let go, you dumb bush!

Gruffi Gummi:
Are they dangerous?

Sir Thornberry:
Not a chance. Unless of course they catch ya. Then they'll skin ya alive.

Cavin:
Oh, don't be such a scaredy-bear.

Cavin:
You can't quit!

Buddy Gummi:
Oh, yeah? Just watch me!

Buddy Gummi:
Hold on, Cavin!

Cavin:
[the mush monster's hand has him around the body] Hold on? He's doing all the holding!

Ursa:
Oh, how could I be such a fool?

Gruffi Gummi:
I dunno, but you sure make it look easy.

Ursa Gummi:
Well, I got Buddy into this mess and I'll get him out.

Gruffi Gummi:
Don't forget about Cavin.

Ursa Gummi:
What? Risk my neck for a human? You've got to be kidding.

Gruffi Gummi:
Do I look like I'm kidding?

Sir Thornberry:
Gotta hand it to ya, Ursa. You really know how to spice things up.

Gruffi Gummi:
Yeah. Especially when she steps in one of her own traps.

Gruffi Gummi:
[turning right] Come on, follow me.

Ursa Gummi:
[pointing toward the left] Uh-uh. I think we should go this way.

Sir Thornberry:
You're both wrong. It's this way.

[points in both directions]

Gruffi Gummi:
[tied up to be skinned] Looks like we're about to fail the Barbic test of bearhood.

Ursa Gummi:
This wasn't supposed to be part of it.

Duke Igthorn:
[he and the ogres float to the ceiling after drinking the gummibery juice without the purple berries] What's happening?

Grammi Gummi:
[hopping down the stairs, then winking slyly at Igthorn and the ogres] What ALWAYS happens when you leave out the purple berries.

[waves]

Grammi Gummi:
Bye-bye!

[dashes out of the room and down the hall]

Duke Igthorn:
Somebody get that bear!

Grammi Gummi:
[reciting the gummiberry juice recipe as she tosses in the appropriate number of berries] Six red ones, uh - four orange...

Toadwort:
[writing it down] Six red ones, four orange...

Grammi Gummi:
[throws some purple berries while smiling and winking slyly] And *no* purple ones!

Toadwort:
And no purple ones - got it!

Grammi Gummi:
Uh, say, your, uh - shoelace is untied.

Ogre:
Oh, thanks.

Duke Igthorn:
I've found nothing is worse than - the feather!

[ogres all gasp]

Grammi Gummi:
Oh, no, not that! No, oh-oh, no!

[starts laughing as Igthorn tickles her feet with his feather]

Grammi Gummi:
I won't tell.

[laughing gets louder]

Grammi Gummi:
I'll never tell!

[laughing like a witch now]

Grammi Gummi:
I can't stand it, I...!

[continues laughing]

Grammi Gummi:
Ah, stop!

[laughing fades a little]

Sunni Gummi:
[covers her eyes] Oh, no, she'll give in for sure!

Grammi Gummi:
Six red berries!

[chortling loudly]

Grammi Gummi:
Four orange ones!

[laughing softens a little]

Toadwort:
[singing as he jumps up and down] She's telling, she's telling!

Duke Igthorn:
Well, then, write it down, mush head!

[Grammi's laughing softens, then stops]

Duke Igthorn:
[as he and Toadie fasten Grammi to a rope tied to a bag of sand] When the sand runs out, the rope will be cut, and then - good-bye, Gummi Bear!

Grammi Gummi:
[defiantly] The Gummies'll stop you yet, you - you evil, monstrous villain!

Duke Igthorn:
[beaming slightly] Why, thank you!

Grammi Gummi:
[after Sunni destroys it] You've ruined our only batch of juice!

Sunni Gummi:
It's not my fault. There's too many things to remember.

Grammi Gummi:
[scoffs madly as she snatches the ladle away] Gruffi was right. You're not *fit* to learn this Gummi secret.

Duke Igthorn:
I feel tolerant today. Understanding. Almost... nice. And do you know why?

Toadwort:
His Dukieness is sick?

Gruffi Gummi:
I'd appreciate it if you'd leave my traps to the ogres.

Tummi Gummi:
OK with me.

Sunni Gummi:
Look at this hair. It looks like a gummiberry bush.

Gruffi Gummi:
You're important, Grammi. We need you.

Grammi Gummi:
Oh, do you really mean it?

Gruffi Gummi:
Sure. Who else would make our gummiberry juice?

[she throws a washcloth at him]

Toadwort:
She was too smart for us.

Duke Igthorn:
*Rats* are too smart for you.

Duke Igthorn:
You see, Toadie, it's a matter of charm. [to Grammi] NOW MAKE ME A TEST BATCH!

Ogre:
Now that Dukie has Gummi lady...

Ogre:
Soon there be lots of juice. And ogres be stronger than a hundred, uh... horses.

Ogre:
Smarter, too.

Princess Calla:
Look, isn't it Gummi tradition that Gummis always try?

Duke Igthorn:
So, you think you're so clever.

Grammi Gummi:
Did you really think I'd give you the recipe, Duke Ironbritches?

Duke Igthorn:
Oh, but you will. We have ways of making Gummi Bears talk. [to the ogres] Take her to the dungeons!

Tummi Gummi:
[after going through the berry machine] What a great ride.

Zummi Gummi:
They'll never find us in here.

Gruffi Gummi:
[an ogre seals the barrel] Never is right.

Tummi Gummi:
[reading a sign over a door] Apparently the Barrel Room.

Zummi Gummi:
Maybe I can make the lid shrink.

Gruffi Gummi:
Well, this oughta be good for a laugh.

Zummi Gummi:
Shrimink ummit nummow! [the barrel shrinks]

Gruffi Gummi:
I'm not laughing.

Gruffi Gummi:
Get us out!

Tummi Gummi:
Sure. Uh, how?

Gruffi Gummi:
I dunno, use your head.

Tummi Gummi:
Good idea. [runs back, charges, and rams his head into the barrel] How's that?

Gruffi Gummi:
That's not exactly what I had in mind.

Tummi Gummi:
[after trampling Toadwart to catch up to the others] Excuse me.

Sunni Gummi:
Kinda fun being a slave-driver.

Grammi Gummi:
[squeezing and honking Igthorn's nose] Bye-bye, sweetie!

Cubbi Gummi:
Hey, you look just like a little grammi.

Cubbi Gummi:
There's more over there.

Cubbi Gummi:
[gasping] It's grammi's berry basket.

Cubbi Gummi:
Hey, what's going on?

Cubbi Gummi:
The lid's stuck tight.

Cubbi Gummi:
Look, Grammi's in big trouble!

Cubbi Gummi:
Hooray!

Cubbi Gummi:
Let's bounce out of here.

Grammi Gummi:
Why can't you be big about this?

Gruffi Gummi:
Is that a short joke?

Grammi Gummi:
Take it as you please... Tiny!

Grammi Gummi:
It's late. Where is everybody? That lazy bear's gone to bed; I'll have to look for them myself!

Tummi Gummi:
[caged with the others while the alarms sound] Pretty bells.

Angelo Davini:
Don't try to con a con artist, you *are* Gummi Bears!

Grammi Gummi:
You dolt!

Gruffi Gummi:
You menace!

Gruffi Gummi:
Age before beauty.

Grammi Gummi:
[steps on his head] I'll climb slowly so you can keep up.

Princess Calla:
[of the statues that are actually the Gummi bears turned in stone] I wish they were alive.

Cubbi Gummi:
Put 'em up, ya dumb toadstool!

Gruffi Gummi:
Hey, royal phony! You want your tablet back?

Angelo Davini:
Look, maybe we can be - partners, you know?

[sing-song]

Angelo Davini:
I make a lot of money.

Grammi Gummi:
[sneering] At the expense of little animals!

Angelo Davini:
Ahh, nobody misses them.

Princess Calla:
[last lines: "The Sinister Sculptor"] Oh, Cavin. I really loved those statues. They looked so real. It made me believe Gummi bears really exist.

Cavin:
Oh, they do, they do... Er, in your imagination that is.

Zummi Gummi:
We'll take the Quick Tunnels.

Cavin:
Not the Quick Tunnels!

Cubbi Gummi:
I hope we get to battle some trolls.

Cubbi Gummi:
Hey, this is turning into a really neat adventure. There's a whole bunch of ogres right over there - !

Grammi Gummi:
[clapping a hand over Cubbi's mouth, then whispering] We'd better find cover quickly.

Grammi Gummi:
Oh, Zummi, it's terrible what we've forgotten.

Zummi Gummi:
When I suggested that we come here, I-I had no idea.

Grammi Gummi:
Gruffi, even more than usual, you don't know what you're talkin' about!

[last lines:
"Zummi Makes it Hot"]

Sunni Gummi:
By the way, Zummi, did you ever get the hang of that lamp-lighting spell?

Zummi Gummi:
[he snaps his fingers and all the candles in the room light up] Yes, I suppose you could say that I did. [chuckles]

Gruffi Gummi:
[mimicking Grammi] "And stay outta my kitchen." [Grammi throws spaghetti at him]

Grammi Gummi:
*I* heard that!

Grammi Gummi:
You put in the first piece, so I get to put in the last one.

Gruffi Gummi:
Yeah, but *I* found the tablet.

Grammi Gummi:
Why can't you be big about this?

Gruffi Gummi:
Is that another short joke?

Angelo Davini:
[after Cubbi swings down and snatches the bag of magic powder, then gives it to Gruffi] Give that back to me, you pipsqueak! [Gruffi attempts to give the bag back] No, no, keep it; it's yours.

Grammi Gummi:
We'll give you a sporting chance. [she and the others chase the sculptor, who hurries back to his wagon] Run for your wagon.

Zummi Gummi:
I could try to set the ropes on fire.

Grammi Gummi:
[placing her hand over her forehead, as if fainting] Oh, honestly, Zummi.

Cavin:
Grammi! Gruffi! What's happened?

Grammi Gummi:
That phony sculptor used a magic powder to turn 'em into statues.

Cavin:
Statues?

Gruffi Gummi:
He's got some fancy words engraved on a stone tablet.

Grammi Gummi:
If you recite them, the statues return to normal.

Cavin:
Then it's not too late.

Cavin:
[after Zummi unknowingly drops his vial of gummiberry juice into the river below while they, Grammi, and Cubbi are crossing the rope bridge] Zummi., are you all right?

Zummi Gummi:
I, I... I-I-I-I can't move!

Grammi Gummi:
He's frozen with panic.

Cavin:
I'm gonna try something else.

Cubbi Gummi:
Try anything!

Grammi Gummi:
Yeah. Like a swift kick in the patooty!

Cavin:
[to Zummi] No, just hold still. Here, climb up on my back.

Cubbi Gummi:
[muffled] Grammi, the water stopped.

Cubbi Gummi:
There's a bridge.

Cubbi Gummi:
Zummi's scared of heights.

Cubbi Gummi:
Hey, this is turning into a really neat adventure. There's a whole bunch of ogres right over there.

Cubbi Gummi:
Oh, boy. Now we can get some rope.

Cubbi Gummi:
You're doing great!

Cubbi Gummi:
Hey, hey, hey. Hey, I found a door.

Cubbi Gummi:
I can bounce up with a rope.

Cubbi Gummi:
Wait, I'm coming with you!

Cubbi Gummi:
Quick, cavin, before your strength goes!

Cubbi Gummi:
Grammi, is it ok to use my juice now?

Cubbi Gummi:
Gruffi, wait'll you hear what happened to us!

Cubbi Gummi:
Get going! I'll catch up!

Gusto Gummi:
Making an indoor waterfall? Hey, nice touch, pal!

Grammi Gummi:
Gusto! You almost scared the daylights outta me!

Gusto Gummi:
Sorry, Grams, but you have to strike while the inspiration's hot. [he takes down one of the paintings and tosses it away with the rest of the other paintings which have been part of the glen for years] And mine's burning up!

Gruffi Gummi:
Gusto! Can't you make yourself useful?

Gusto Gummi:
Useful... useful... that's it! Gusto, you amaze me!

Gruffi Gummi:
We're facing disaster, and he's talking about decorating!

Gruffi Gummi:
Listen, sweetie, for over 500 years this has been the Gummies' home. And it always will be.

Sunni Gummi:
Not if I have something to say about it. WHOA - !

[the floorboard she's walking on comes loose at the far end]

Gruffi Gummi:
End of discussion.

Grammi Gummi:
My dinner will be ruined if I don't get this flue fixed.

Sunni Gummi:
[quietly] I think it's your cooking that needs to be fixed.

King Gregor:
Calla, this is not a job for a princess. But it is a job for the royal exterminator, wherever he is.

King Gregor:
Ah, there's nothing like a midnight snack.

King Gregor:
There's a rat in the royal bed.

Willard:
Ah, you mustn't be so hard on yourself, sire.

Tummi Gummi:
[footsteps approach as Cubbi and Sunni argue] Uh, maybe we should put this on hold.

Tummi Gummi:
Things can't get much worse.

Cubbi Gummi:
Guess again. [points to the cliff they're headed toward]

Tummi Gummi:
[Willard chases the rats] It's nice to see a man so happy with his work.

Gusto Gummi:
I-I don't get it. Have a lost my touch? Well, what if I ever *had* any touch in the first place? What if I'm nothing but a self-diluted, no-talent fraud? It's true. Why didn't I see it before? These are childish, amateur, obvious - there's only one thing left to do!

Grammi Gummi:
But Gusto, we didn't mean you had to take down *all* your paintings. You can hang up at least *one*.

Gusto Gummi:
[exhaustingly but sadly] Sorry Grammi, but the only thing I'm hanging up - is my brush.

Gusto Gummi:
[of his painting] You can keep it. Use it as a dartboard or something.

Rotocelli:
I promise you, I find out what's goin' on around here. Or I am not the great Rotacelli! [leaves]

Gusto Gummi:
Then you're not!

Cavin:
What's wrong, Gusto?

Gusto Gummi:
Oh ho ho, nothing that would bother a born artiste like yourself, but - I'm doin' all the work and you're gettin' all the credit.

Cavin:
Why shouldn't I? After all, if it wasn't for me, no one in Dunwyn would have ever seen your portrait.

Gusto Gummi:
Yeah, but they'll never know it's mine, Cav.

Cavin:
That's not what's important.

Gusto:
Then you finish it!

Cavin:
Fine by me!

Gusto Gummi:
What in the name of fur?

Gusto Gummi:
Oh, Cav, Cav, Cav, that's all water over the falls.

Rotocelli:
I won't be cheated by a mythological bear!

Cavin:
I just wish humans could work this well together.

Grammi Gummi:
Well, that is askin' an awful lot. After all, they're only humans.

Zummi Gummi:
Helping each other is what being a Gummi is all about, ya know.

Cubbi Gummi:
It seems like the Great Gummis had a reason for everything.

Tummi Gummi:
Guess that's what made 'em great.

Gruffi Gummi:
Someone's been sitting in my chair!

Grammi Gummi:
Someone's been eatin' my porridge!

Cubbi Gummi:
Yeah, well, someone's been sleepin' in my bed.

Cavin:
[counts off three fingers] This sure sounds familiar.

Sir Thornberry:
Never trust a stranger, that's my motto.

Cavin:
Sir Thornberry? Wow, a real Gummi knight.

Gruffi Gummi:
More like a real Gummi nightmare.

Cavin:
Oh, well, accidents will happen.

Zummi Gummi:
That's right. Only they seem to happen a lot more when Sir Thornberry's around.

Grammi Gummi:
And in order to help Sir Thornberry feel right at home, tonight I'm makin' a special dinner.

Gruffi Gummi:
Good idea. Maybe your cooking will help get rid of him.

Sir Thornberry:
[after shooting around after taking too much gummiberry juice] Am I through?

Grammi Gummi:
[grabs him] You're through, all right.

Cavin:
Boy, I never thought one Gummi bear could cause so much trouble. And to think the Great Gummies made him a knight.

Sir Thornberry:
What did Gruffi say this was? A brake? [it comes off in his hnad] Yep. It broke.

Cavin:
There, it looks almost like Sir Thornberry was never here.

Grammi Gummi:
Well, let's just hope we can finish cleanin' it up before he gets back.

Gruffi Gummi:
[a crash sounds] Sounds like he's back already.

Cavin:
Well, I gotta hand it to Sir Thornberry, he sure knows how to make an entrance.

Cavin:
Have you lost your mind?

Sir Thornberry:
Why? Did you find one?

Cavin:
That couldn't've worked better if you planned it.

Sir Thornberry:
Who says I didn't?

Sir Thornberry:
[after fishing him out where he was underwater] You've just got to know where the rocks are.

Cavin:
Yeah, they're in your head.

Sir Thornberry:
How could I be lost? I don't even know where we're goin'.

Cavin:
Why do we always have to do things your way?

Sir Thornberry:
Guess I've been on my own so long, it's the only way I know how.

Sir Thornberry:
Never trusted a human before in my life. Course, I haven't had to trust anyone for quite some time.

Cubbi Gummi:
[she tries to tell the Spinster how to cook them] I think Grammi's cooking has finally gone to her head.

Gruffi Gummi:
[trying to get the Spinster to take her advice as a diversion] Why, Grammi's the greatest cook around.

Sir Thornberry:
Never give up, that's what I say.

Tummi Gummi:
I hope she likes her cobwebs extra-crispy.

Sir Thornberry:
Trust me.

Cavin:
Well, maybe Sir Thornberry really is loony. But if he is then so am I.

Cavin:
You know, there aren't supposed to be any more Great Gummies, but I think there's still one really Great Gummi. Sir Thornberry.

[last lines]

Cavin:
[laughs] There's only one Sir Thornberry, that's for sure.

Gruffi Gummi:
Thank goodness.

Duke Igthorn:
How can I sleep, when I can't even conquer Dunwyn in my dreams! There's just no rest for the wicked.

Toadwart:
Toadie help bleary-eyed boss go night-night. Read Dukems a bedtime story.

Duke Igthorn:
Ah-h, well, it's better than counting ogres.

Duke Igthorn:
I know that place. I played knights and ogres near there as a boy.

Cubbi Gummi:
[hauling a telescope] We'll be able to see stars and planets and comets and stuff?

Sunni Gummi:
Yeah, if we ever get it outside.

Cubbi Gummi:
[after trying to force it through the door caused part of the ceiling to collapse] Wow, this telescope's more powerful than we thought. I'm seeing stars already.

Gruffi Gummi:
Yeah, now that the ceiling's not in your way.

Zummi Gummi:
There's nothing to worry about. I'll take care of everything. You won't recognize the place when you get back.

Gruffi Gummi:
That's just what I'm afraid of.

Cubbi Gummi:
[the debris has just been cleared away by magic] Where'd it go?

Sunni Gummi:
[CRASH] Would you believe the kitchen?

Toadwart:
Some days blind loyalty bad for Toadie's health.

Zook:
Uh, where Dukie go?

Gad:
Dunno. But this nifty mud. Wanna make pies?

Duke Igthorn:
[from under him] You're name's going to be Mud if you don't get off me!

Duke Igthorn:
Toadwart, can't you light a fire under these half-baked halfwits? [a fire actually does ignite under the ogres]

Toadwart:
We found creepy crypt, O Morbid One.

Duke Igthorn:
You specters don't scare me. I can see right through you.

Toadwart:
[to him as he tries to don Elthred's undersized helmet] Maybe it not for someone with big head, Dukie.

Duke Igthorn:
Only a miserable shrunken shrimp could squeeze into that metal mini-suit.

Toadwart:
How do I look?

Guardian Spectre:
The small stinky one wears the armor.

Toadwart:
But, Your Heartlessness, are you sure it works?

Duke Igthorn:
No, but we're about to find out. [shoves him down the steps]

Gad:
This not in job description.

Duke Igthorn:
What? If you numbskulls don't deal with them, you'll have to deal with me.

Zook:
Since Dukie put it that way... CHARGE!

Sir Tuxford:
My knights will soon teach that rustic ruffian a lesson.

Toadwart:
[laughs throwing knights into the moat] Nice day for swim. Jump right in. Water's fine.

Toadwart:
Not so fast, Kingie.

Duke Igthorn:
Give it up, Greg. Your loss is my domain.

King Gregor:
You can't just barge in here and take over, Igthorn. I won't stand for it.

Duke Igthorn:
Well, then, maybe you better sit down. In the dungeon.

King Gregor:
You blaggard.

Duke Igthorn:
[taking his crown] Flattery will get you nowhere. But I will accept this token of your friendship.

Duke Igthorn:
[sees Gad hopping in pain after Calla escaped by stomping his foot] Ah, yes, there'll be dancing in the streets now that I am king of Dunwyn.

Toadwart:
I deserve a promotion. And a paid vacation.

Duke Igthorn:
Don't let that magic armor go to your head, bolt-breath.

Duke Igthorn:
[hurts his foot kicking Toadwart's magic armor] You'll pay for that, Toadwart.

Toadwart:
No. You will.

Duke Igthorn:
This is all your fault, Gregor. If you hadn't thrown me out years ago, I'd be king. But now, that presmptious piece of furniture is ruling in my place.

King Gregor:
Never underestimate the little fellow, Igthorn. I certainly don't.

Princess Calla:
[lifting a portrait] We can hide behind Great-uncle Gilwyn.

Toadwart:
Someone's trying to pull the ermiine over Toadie's regal eyes.

Cubbi Gummi:
I can't believe he never takes it off. Doesn't he ever get hot in there?

Zummi Gummi:
Hmm... Not as hot as he's going to get.

Toadwart:
Being king has great fringe benefits. Like having footstool of my very own.

Zook:
[using his back to support his feet] Dah, me want new job.

Toadwart:
[putting a cap on him and punching his behind] Understanding Toadie can easily arrange that. You are now court jester. Make Toadie laugh, or else.

Toadwart:
Better give up.

Zummi Gummi:
Not while I still have a spell up my sleeve.

Toadwart:
Toadie is tip-top banana around here.

Duke Igthorn:
Thank you, Toadw - WHAT? You little ingrate! This is all your fault! You ruined my dream.

Toadwart:
We all make mistakes, Forgiving One. I promise I'll make it up to you. I'll be your faithful footstool. Your most adoring doormat. Your...

Duke Igthorn:
You'll be lucky if I let you be my DOORSTOP!

[last lines:
"Just a Tad Smarter"]

Grammi Gummi:
And they lived *painfully* ever after!

[everybody laughs]

Tummi Gummi:
I don't wanna miss any of the sweet ones.

Cubbi Gummi:
Yeah. Grammi's chestnut pies need all the help they can get.

Tummi Gummi:
Besides, I need some for my personal use.

Tummi Gummi:
Patience can be a pain.

Sir Paunch:
No more taffy.

Tummi Gummi:
Is nothing sacred?

Tummi Gummi:
Did you ever notice how bad news makes you hungry?

Tummi Gummi:
Well, there goes my sweet tooth's best friend.

Cubbi Gummi:
Exactly. And if the mountain won't come to the Gummi...

Sunni Gummi:
The Gummi goes to the mountain. Come on.

[they head off]

Tummi Gummi:
What mountain?

Sunni Gummi:
We can cook a batch and sneak away with it long before our time's up.

Tummi Gummi:
If we get caught, our time's really gonna be up.

King Gregor:
I never realized candy-making was so dangerous.

Tummi Gummi:
I know you've heard this before but... oops!

Tummi Gummi:
[last lines: "Too Many Cooks"] You know, vegetables for desert are starting to look better and better.

Duke Igthorn:
You tree-stumps get busy or I'll feed you, TO THE MOAT MONSTER!

[the ogres start licking the courtyard clean]

Duke Igthorn:
Ah, the poor devils just can't resist the old Igthorn charm.

Tadpole:
Tell me, cos, do you dive-bomb all your guests?

Toadwart:
Irritable Igthorn was showing Toadie a painful shortcut to the kitchen.

Tadpole:
And what, pray tell, is an Igthorn?

Toadwart:
The not-so-popular man in charge.

Tadpole:
[Gasps] A man? You mean, you ogres let one human make your lives so miserable?

Toadwart:
Excuse me, O Igthorned One. There are some ogres here to see you.

Duke Igthorn:
Tell 'em I'm out to lunch.

Tadpole:
You have been for years.

Toadwart:
What now, O Tadpoliness?

Toadwart:
What do the rest os us do, Your Ogreness?

Tadpole:
And afterwards make sure you all take a bath.

Ogres:
[Gasp] Bath?

Toadwart:
Dukie never made us take itchy baths.

Ogre:
[miserably bathing] Chase away friendly bugs!

Grammi Gummi:
Iggy was a real pain. But at least he *liked* our gummiberries.

Toadwart:
Toadie sorry, Your Extreme Ogreosity.

Tadpole:
GUARDS!

Ogres:
Yes, Taddy?

Toadwart:
Oh, where, oh, where, has my Dukie gone?

Duke Igthorn:
[sobbing] Oh, this is too unkind. First humiliated by ogres, then laughed at by fairy tale bears!

[Grammi pinches his nose, hard]

Duke Igthorn:
Ouch!

Grammi Gummi:
Grow up, Iggy, and pay attention! We're here to help you get your kingdom back.

Duke Igthorn:
You, help me?

Sunni Gummi:
That's what I said.

Toadwart:
Poor Toadie will never make drum major now.

Toadwart:
Terrible Tadpole make Dukie look like a ladybug.

Zook:
Flowers stink!

Duke Igthorn:
[shaking Gruffi's hand] Thanks, little buddy. [stops] What am I saying?

Toadwart:
Oh, Your Warm Ankletude, you have returned to me.

Duke Igthorn:
[Tadpole struggles to move around with a robe much too long by adjusting the top] Leadership weighing heavy on your shoulders, Tadpole?

Duke Igthorn:
Look, guys, I was wrong to treat you so badly. No more courtyard-licking, I promise.

[the ogres murmur in consideration]

Duke Igthorn:
No more sleeping in the moat.

Toadwart:
[they murmur again; tugging his sock on his ankle] Tell 'em no more baths.

Duke Igthorn:
And of course no more baths.

Ogre:
Whoa, Dukey really nice.

Tadpole:
Violence makes me break out.

Duke Igthorn:
Let go, you pint-sized cur. I haven't eaten for two days.

[the Gummis see Igthorn struggling with a fox over a bone]

Cubbi Gummi:
It's Iggie! He looks terrible.

[Igthorn loses his grip and topples into a mud puddle]

Duke Igthorn:
[beating the ground] It's not fair, not fair, not fair! I want my kingdom back!

Gruffi Gummi:
This is pathetic.

Cubbi Gummi:
Did you hear what they were saying?

Cubbi Gummi:
For paunch's imperial taffy, I'd risk anything. It hugs your teeth, tickles your tongue...

Cubbi Gummi:
Wait!

Cubbi Gummi:
You mean, snitch a piece from the kitchen?

Cubbi Gummi:
Let's hurry before they come back to cook dinner.

Cubbi Gummi:
A dozen eggs, sugar and vanilla.

Cubbi Gummi:
I thought you weren't going to disturb us.

Cubbi Gummi:
If we're left alone, we might make some taffy.

Cubbi Gummi:
It's still a good idea!

Cubbi Gummi:
We still have time to try again and get out of here.

Cubbi Gummi:
I didn't think it would be this tough.

Cubbi Gummi:
Where's tummi?

Cubbi Gummi:
We don't have much time. Make the fire really hot, so it'll cook faster.

Cubbi Gummi:
I'm not waiting to think about it.

Cubbi Gummi:
Uh, yeah. He left us behind to make dunwyn a giant batch of taffy.

Cubbi Gummi:
It looks perfect!

Cubbi Gummi:
But we can't make any taffy if we're disturbed

Cubbi Gummi:
So we didn't end up with any.

Cubbi Gummi:
No, tummi. We have an hour.

Cubbi Gummi:
He's awful dinky for a ogre.

Cubbi Gummi:
Oh, yeah? How would you like a...

Cubbi Gummi:
Don't you want any taffy?

Cubbi Gummi:
Look! It's that weird little ogre from our trap.

Cubbi Gummi:
Uh-oh.

Cubbi Gummi:
The taffy is ready!

Cubbi Gummi:
Tummi!

Cubbi Gummi:
It isn't igthorn.

Cubbi Gummi:
End of the line.

Cubbi Gummi:
Charge! Loop-de-loop 'em.

Cubbi Gummi:
Got it! let's go.

Cubbi Gummi:
So long, iggie.

Cubbi Gummi:
I wonder what it's like to live in the sky.

Grammi Gummi:
[laughs] Pretty windy, I'd imagine.

Cubbi Gummi:
One small step for Gummies, one giant leap for Gummidom!

Gusto Gummi:
There's nothing. Zero. Less than zero.

Gusto Gummi:
I'm just waiting for an inspiration.

Artie Deco:
Trust me, sooner or later it's gonna hit.

Cubbi Gummi:
Gangway! [runs into him]

Cubbi Gummi:
Gee, Artie, can you show me how to fly? You'd be the perfect teacher.

Artie Deco:
Ah, you got a point there.

Artie Deco:
Rule number one: don't stop flapping.

Cubbi Gummi:
Rule number two: look before you plunge.

Artie Deco:
Thatta bear. You'll be flying in no time.

Cubbi Gummi:
I better. The juice doesn't last forever.

Artie Deco:
How long *Does* it take to wear of? [Cubbi loses his bounce and starts to fall] That soon, huh?

Gruffi Gummi:
No fuss, no mush. [Cubbi lands in the berries in his harvester]

Cubbi Gummi:
I'm learning how to fly.

Tummi Gummi:
Gee, shouldn't you learn how to land first?

Gruffi Gummi:
Listen, kid, Gummies weren't meant to fly.

Grammi Gummi:
If we flew, we'd stick out like an ogre's sore thumb.

Artie Deco:
It worked! He's really... OUT OF CONTROL!

Cubbi Gummi:
[to the chickens whose barn loft he crashed through] Excuse me...

Farmer:
[glimpses Cubbi flying outside his window] Francine, if I didn't know better I'd say one of the pigs just flew off.

Cubbi Gummi:
Maybe Gruffi was right. Gummis *weren't* meant to fly.

Artie Deco:
Chicken feathers.

Cubbi Gummi:
But I wanna see how high I can fly.

Artie Deco:
Be careful, or you'll see how far you can fall.

Cubbi Gummi:
Last one there's a rotten ogre!

Artie Deco:
Maybe I should've taught him how to sing instead.

Cubbi Gummi:
I must be dreaming.

Artie Deco:
Well, then, wake up.

Artie Deco:
Time to fly this coop!

Gusto Gummi:
Hey, why the long faces, chums? Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, don't tell me - Gruffamundo's on the warpath again, hmm?

Gruffi Gummi:
It's high time somebody brought that kid down to Earth for good.

Cubbi Gummi:
Great Gummi.

Artie Deco:
Get your claws off me, turkey!

Aerial King:
[of Artie] What's this? A little bird with a big mouth.

Gruffi Gummi:
Oh, when I get hold of that bird-brained bear...

Gruffi Gummi:
[he crashes on him] Nice of you to drop in, Cubbi.

Cubbi Gummi:
Wait'll you hear where I've been!

Gruffi Gummi:
Wait'll you hear where you're going!

Gusto Gummi:
So, has the, uh, prisoner been soundly thrashed?

Gruffi Gummi:
Very funny, Gusto.

Grammi Gummi:
Honestly, I don't understand why Cubbi tells such tall tales.

Gruffi Gummi:
They aren't just tall - they're sky-high!

Gruffi Gummi:
[to the Arial who's captured Zummi] Let him go, you dodo!

Grammi Gummi:
Nobody messes up my kitchen!

Gruffi Gummi:
We've gotta pluck those canaries' wings!

Gruffi Gummi:
We'll give those buzzers a run for their Gummi!

Sunni Gummi:
Where are we going?

Zummi Gummi:
[swallows] I'm not sure, Sunni. But, please...

[closes his eyes]

Zummi Gummi:
Let me know when we get there!

Sunni Gummi:
I wanna go home!

Tummi Gummi:
Yeah... what's left of it.

Aerial King:
Here you will stay, and make juice for our airships, until the skies belong to the Arials again!

Zummi Gummi:
If you think we're doing anything for you, you've got your head in the clouds!

Aerial King:
It's a long drop to Gummi Glen, my friend. Unless you comply, we might find out just how high a Gummi *can* bounce.

Gruffi Gummi:
Put him down, Needlenose!

Tummi Gummi:
Have you tried *that* switch?

Gruffi Gummi:
Which one?

Tummi Gummi:
The little one that says START.

Tummi Gummi:
I shouldn't've had a second helping of lunch.

Cubbi Gummi:
So long, Your Slyness!

Aerial King:
Wait! You can't leave us here - high and dry!

Cubbi Gummi:
Maybe we'll meet again in *another* five-hundred years!

Gusto Gummi:
[to the one spinning by the propeller after the crash] Uh, one tiny bit of advice, Gruff - you might wanna work on those landings.

Grammi Gummi:
At least we're all in one piece.

Tummi Gummi:
Yeah. Too bad the ship isn't.

Tummi Gummi:
Home sweet home.

Zummi Gummi:
And to think we almost lost it.

Cubbi Gummi:
I wonder what they do down there. Wrestle octopuses?

Duke Igthorn:
Lovely day for an ambush, wouldn't you say, Greg?

Gruffi Gummi:
Why can't the humans picnic somewhere else? I'm tired of always picking up after them.

Zummi Gummi:
[hearing Igthorn's troops attacking Gregor's] Oh, dear. It sounds like trouble.

Gruffi Gummi:
Yeah. Trouble for us!

Toadwart:
Stop that kingie!

Grammi Gummi:
[after he injured his leg being flung from the trap and landed on Gruffi] Oh, poor Sir Tuxford.

Gruffi Gummi:
What about poor me?

Gruffi Gummi:
Honestly, sometimes defending humans isn't worth the trouble.

Zummi Gummi:
But Gruffi, if we Gummis don't defend Dunwyn, who will?

Sir Victor Igthorn:
[Calla faints when he kisses her hand] Oh, if only I could fell villains with similar ease.

Duke Igthorn:
So, you can cook and clean, Vic, but can you fight?

Sir Victor Igthorn:
I'll let thou be the judge, Sigmund.

Gruffi Gummi:
Now, listen carefully. First thing we have to do is...

Zummi Gummi:
[they look over to see Sir Victor fighting] It doesn't look like we'll have to do anything.

Duke Igthorn:
You don't scare me, you... you clothes-washer!

Sir Victor Igthorn:
At least I wash mine, Siggy Soggyshorts!

Gruffi Gummi:
With him defending Dunwyn, we won't have to. And I won't have to get clobbered anymore.

Zummi Gummi:
But, Gruffi, we all made the decision to defend Dunwyn.

Gruffi Gummi:
And I say it's gotten too dangerous. From now on, Dunwyn will have to take care of itself. End of subject.

Grammi Gummi:
Well, if that's how you really feel, Gruffi, then you better go tell Cavin and Calla the news.

Gruffi Gummi:
Me? Well, uh...

Grammi Gummi:
It was your idea.

Gruffi Gummi:
Oh, all right! But why do I always have to do the dirty work?

Grammi Gummi:
Gruffi's all bark. When he sees their faces, he'll never have the hear to go through with it.

Duke Igthorn:
It's obvious taking King Gregor's crown isn't going to be easy with my goody-two-shoes brother around.

Toadwart:
[with an ice pack on his head] Painfully obvious.

Duke Igthorn:
[imitating Sir Victor] "Thou shalt never be king, Sigmund!"

Toadwart:
[claps] Hey, that's a pretty nifty impression. Except for black-hearted Dukie's beard, you could almost be twins.

Duke Igthorn:
[turning] What, did you say?

Toadwart:
Sorry. You're much more handsome.

Sir Victor Igthorn:
This courtly life is not for me, Your Majesty. Ah, what I wouldn't give to be trouncing a vandal right now.

Sir Victor Igthorn:
My lord, if I could trounce that beast, I would meet my good deeds quota for the week.

Toadwart:
One gullible pernigget comin' right up.

Sir Victor Igthorn:
What is that haunting scent thou art wearing? Ode de lilac?

Toadwart:
Nope. Ode de lights-out. [sprays him with sleeping gas]

Duke Igthorn:
Night-night, White Knight.

Gruffi Gummi:
Oh, phooey, I can't go through with this. But I have to.

King Gregor:
So it went well, then?

Duke Igthorn:
[disguised as Sir Victor, grabs a mace from the wall] I'd say things are definitely looking up for me.

King Gregor:
Because I sincerely hope you've been looking forward to this moment.

Duke Igthorn:
[advancing behind him] Thou hast no idea just how much I've been looking forward to this...

Cavin:
Tell us how you smote the four beasts of Dezenhurst.

Duke Igthorn:
[in his face disguised as Sir Victor] With a very big stick.

Duke Igthorn:
[signing autographs disguised as Sir Victor] What torture.

Toadwart:
[acting as Igthorn] Once I am king of Dunwyn, Toadwart, you will no longer be a lowly bootlicker. You will be a royal bootlicker!

Sir Victor Igthorn:
Have mercy, you villainous vermin. I would sooner brave the perils of thine pit than tolerate thine ear-piercing performance.

King Gregor:
It's a shame you weren't in the mood for storytelling.

Duke Igthorn:
[taking a tapestry down acting as Sir Victor] Why, I'll tell thee a story, dear king...

[in his own voice]

Duke Igthorn:
But I don't think you'll find the ending to be a happy one.

[throws the tapestry over him]

Toadwart:
Eat your words, mush mouth! Or feel the wrath of King...

Duke Igthorn:
[offscreen] TOADWART! WHERE ARE YOU?

Toadwart:
Dukie!

Toadwart:
Nauseating brother and stupid horse not done away with yet.

Sir Victor Igthorn:
Thou can call me names, but *no one calls my horse stupid*!

Toadwart:
Affirmative, O Heavy-handed One.

Duke Igthorn:
Now sign on the dotted line and you'll be a free though crownless man.

Duke Igthorn:
My new toy will do splendid things for your figure, Greg.

Duke Igthorn:
[sees Victor on the floor] I thought you did away with him, Mush-For-Brains! [He drop-kicks Toadie into Victor's lap, then storms out] Ogres! Get me that king!

Sir Victor Igthorn:
Get off me, you little n'er-do-well! [He drop-kicks Toadie into the wall, then runs out]

Toadwart:
Yep. They're brothers, all right.

Zummi Gummi:
But how can we tell who the real Sir Victor is?

Gruffi Gummi:
[amused] Easy. He's the one running around without his clothes.

King Gregor:
There must be some way out of this dreadful place.

Duke Igthorn:
[from behind] There is. But not for you.

Duke Igthorn:
[the ogres beat Igthorn, still in his Sir Victor disguise, before realizing it] Now, look. Don't mangle Sir Victor, or anyone who looks like him, 'til I give the order.

Sir Victor:
[coming in disguised as Igthorn] All right, you loony goons. Now *I'm* giving the order: Mangle him!

Gad:
Okey-dokey, Dukie!

Duke Igthorn:
No, you fools, no!

[the ogres lunge at him, he runs away, tearing off his disguise]

Duke Igthorn:
It's me - DUKIEEE!

Duke Igthorn:
[being chased by the ogres] IT'S ME - DUKIEEE!

Cavin:
You know that Sir Victor couldn't've saved the day without your help.

Gruffi Gummi:
You can say that again.

Gritty:
[distracted while shooting, Cubbi hit a water tower and they and Gruffi got soaked] Nice try, kid. Next time, aim for somethin' that's not so wet.

Sir Thornberry:
It's a whachamerdinker.

Gruffi Gummi:
[Sir Thornberry does a rain dance] Save your feet, twinkle toes.

Gritty:
Yep. You're a tenderfoot, all right.

Cubbi Gummi:
Yeah. Only it's not my foot that's tender.

Gritty:
That rock's about as tame as you're gonna get it.

Cubbi Gummi:
Last one down's a rotten gummiberry!

Gritty:
[chuckling after Cubbi falls in the canal] Well, partner, your ridin's just fine. But your dismount's all wet.

Gritty:
Never turn your back on a human.

Gruffi Gummi:
[they fall through a tunnel floor and land in mud] Well, at least it was a soft landing.

Ursa:
The only thing soft around here is your head.

Gruffi Gummi:
This thing's come apart at the seams.

Sir Thornberry:
Looks like *I'm* comin' apart at the seams.

Omar:
Just remember, the flock is what's real. Not ghosts, goblins, or Gummi bears.

Gritty:
I don't need gummiberry juice. I'm a Barbic.

[sees the humans gaining]

Gritty:
OK, maybe just a little.

Ursa:
What makes you sure this thing'll still work?

Gruffi Gummi:
Because the Great Gummis built it, that's why.

Ursa:
The Great Gummis didn't know everything.

[turns the valve and unleashes the aquaduct's water, ending her a few feet out]

Ursa:
WHOA - !

Sir Thornberry:
[turns it back] Well, they'd've known better than to do that.

Gritty:
A Barbic never gives up.

Gritty:
I knew no human could outsmart this bear.

Cubbi Gummi:
Well, maybe you don't know humans as well as you think you do.

Cubbi Gummi:
Maybe once they see we're not wolves, they'll leave us alone.

Gritty:
If humans had left Gummis alone in the first place, I'd still be in Barbic Woods.

Cubbi Gummi:
But if you'd left *these* humans alone, we wouldn't be stuck here.

Gruffi Gummi:
Hey, what's that rumbling?

Sir Thornberry:
Well, it could be my stomach.

Sir Thornberry:
Phew! That was close.

Ursa:
And getting closer!

Sir Thornberry:
[fishes him out of the water after he's knocked in and hits his head against the rock the others hang onto and sinks] Hey. You oughta be more careful.

Gruffi Gummi:
[coughs] No kiddin'.

Cubbi Gummi:
A Glen Gummi never gives up.

Gritty:
Thank goodness.

Cubbi Gummi:
No. Thank the humans. They stopped the flood.

Gritty:
I never would've believed it if I hadn't seen it with my own eye.

Ursa:
Maybe the Ancient Gummis did know what they were doing after all.

Gritty:
Which is more than I can say about myself.

[last lines]

Gritty:
[to Rafi] Friends.

[first lines]

Sunni Gummi:
It's springtime! And love is in the air.

Tummi Gummi:
It is? I don't see it.

Sunni Gummi:
Ah, wouldn't it be wonderful to fall head over heels in love?

Tummi Gummi:
[the cart he was pulling and fell into when a butterfly landed on his face rolls against a rock, overturning and drenching him with the gummiberries' juice] I dunno, Sunni. I think I've done enough falling for one day.

Gruffi Gummi:
When you've got a question, I'm the Gummi to ask. Now what do you wanna know?

Tummi Gummi:
Uh, what's it like to be in love?

Gruffi Gummi:
...Uhh, uh... Ask Grammi.

Grammi Gummi:
Bein' in love is wonderful, Tummi. Your heart pounds, your toes tingle, you get butterflies in your stomach... Somtimes you can't even eat.

Tummi Gummi:
Ugh. That sounds horrible.

Duke Igthorn:
[writing a poem] Roses are red, violets are blue... You're so rotten, and I love you.

Duke Igthorn:
When Lady Bane reads this, she'll never be able to resist me.

Toadwart:
Don't be so sure, O Mushy One. Your little cuddly-wumpkins has returned every one of your letters.

Duke Igthorn:
We were meant for each other. We're both so diabolically despicable.

Duke Igthorn:
The poor girl's so in love, she's completely lost her mind.

Toadwart:
*Somebody* sure has.

Toadwart:
There are plenty more snakes in the grass.

Duke Igthorn:
That's "fish in the sea", you knuckleheaded know-it-all!

Madame Placebo:
Smell like a petunia!

Gad:
[sniffs the potion being offered] P.U.!

Madame Placebo:
So, kind sir, what is it that you desire?

Duke Igthorn:
That you get out, out, out!

Lady Bane:
But of course, even I have someone to love: myself.

Tummi Gummi:
Love sure is confusing. Zummmi says it has somethin' to do with the birds and the bees, but I still don't get it.

Troggles:
[advancing on him] Get it! Get it!

Lady Bane:
Now we must let the other Gummis know we have a guest. And that they have 'til sundown to bring me those magic Gummi books I've heard so much about.

Tummi Gummi:
Would ya settle for one of Grammi's cookbooks?

Lady Bane:
I'm afraid not.

Tummi Gummi:
I didn't think so.

Lady Bane:
And where, oh, where have you been all my life, you irresistible little bug-eyed beauty?

Duke Igthorn:
You're supposed to be in love with me, not that little monkey-faced masher!

Tummi Gummi:
Maybe the way to her heart is through her stomach, like mine.

Lady Bane:
Oh, my handsome little love-chunk.

Lady Bane:
That funny birthmark.

Toadwart:
It's a wart.

Lady Bane:
Oh, but it's such a handsome wart.

Toadwart:
Two-timing Toadie like it here.

Lady Bane:
Let go; he's mine!

Duke Igthorn:
No way, lady. I saw him first.

Toadwart:
[being stretched between Igthorn and Lady Bane] I guess it's true that you only hurt the one you love.

Duke Igthorn:
But, but - this is all a mistake!

Lady Bane:
The only mistake is that you're still here!

Duke Igthorn:
[plucking a thorn out of himself after getting thrown out by Lady Bane into a rosebush] Why didn't anyone tell me that love could be so dangerous?

Toadwart:
[after getting crushed by a door] Love definitely makes the world go round.

Gruffi Gummi:
Let's lose these bounding bullies!

Tummi Gummi:
I, uh, guess Lady Bane doesn't love me as much as I love her.

Grammi Gummi:
Oh, the poor dear, he's heartbroken.

Gruffi Gummi:
Heartbroken? Hm! Sounds more like he's finally come to his senses.

Lady Bane:
What's the meaning of this?

Toadwart:
It's a old ogre tradition. It's bachelor party!

: Party! Party!

Gad:
Everyone eat and drink too much.

: Stay up all night for one last thing.

Tummi Gummi:
[in his sleep] Mmm... No, you can't have the Great Book. Take my love, please, but not the Book. Anything but that.

Lady Bane:
Oh, how I've hungered for this moment.

Toadwart:
Me too, me too!

[sticks his finger in the cake icing and licks it]

Toadwart:
Now, then, my little drooling dreamboat, who's going to be your best man?

: Well, I did warn you that my love potion could cause you trouble.

Duke Igthorn:
I know, I know, but what am I to do?

: Shop for a wedding present?

Madame Placebo:
Well, I did warn you that my love potion could cause you trouble.

Zook:
I know, I know, but what am I to do?

Madame Placebo:
Shop for a wedding present?

Zook:
No, no, no, that's *not* what I had in mind!

Duke Igthorn:
[runs out of a dragon's cave after using its fire to heat the love-potion antidote] Oh, why is it every time I fall in love I get burned?

Lady Bane:
This is truly the happiest day of my life! [kisses the Great Book]

Tummi Gummi:
Uh, don't ya think you should be kissin' me?

Lady Bane:
Consider yourself my prisoner of love. And I'll consider myself the most powerful sorceress in the land!

Lady Bane:
I'm afraid the magic's gone out of our romance. Fortunately, this book has all the magic I need.

Gad:
[crying] Gad always get choked up at weddings.

: Maybe collar too tight.

Gad:
[pulls it, breaking it] Hey, you right!

Lady Bane:
Well, all's fair in love and war. And this is war!

Tummi Gummi:
Isn't she pretty when she's mad?

Gruffi Gummi:
Yeah, let's just hope she doesn't get any prettier.

Duke Igthorn:
I came to ask for your hand in marriage.

Lady Bane:
My hand? I'll give you a hand, all right. A hand right out of here!

[last lines]

Tummi Gummi:
I think I'm in love.

Gruffi Gummi:
Oh, no, not again.

Tummi Gummi:
Yep. This rootmoss cake is the best I've ever tasted. I love it.

Grammi Gummi:
We love you too, Tummi dear. And we always will.

Duke Igthorn:
[first lines: "Tummi's Last Stand] " Be seated. [the ogres sit so hard they fall]

Toadwart:
Plucky ogre who gets most Gummis will win a deluxe vacation in... Wreckball Lagoon! But that's not all. Wait 'til friends see you cruisin' for a bruisin' in your brand-new... full-dozin' basher cart! Complete with spikes and poison-tipped arrows. And heads will surely turn when you sstretch your stuff in these trail-blazing clothes. Courtesy of Ogre International.

Tummi Gummi:
Great gallopin' Gummis.

Tummi Gummi:
I'm hurryin' as fast as I can.

Cubbi Gummi:
Maybe you should get in shape. You'd feel better about yourself. And besides, you never know when you might run into - OGRES!

Tummi Gummi:
[trapped by a waterfall] Now we're really up a creek.

Tummi Gummi:
Guess I'm not as fast as I used to be. Whenever *that* was.

Cubbi Gummi:
It's some kind of obstacle course. The Gummi knights must've used it for training.

Tummi Gummi:
Ph! No wonder they left. The food here's awful.

Duke Igthorn:
As usual, there's only one person I can rely on.

Toadwart:
[thinking of himself] Only one.

Duke Igthorn:
And that's me.

Toadwart:
Uh, that was my second guess.

Toadwart:
Toadie always happy to dunk for dear - [Gad dunks him]

Cubbi Gummi:
Congratulations, Tummi. You did it.

Tummi Gummi:
Actually, I overdid it. [collapses]

Cubbi Gummi:
I bet you already lost ten pounds.

Tummi Gummi:
[takes off the armor] And here goes another ten.

Tummi Gummi:
Maybe they won't see us.

Gad:
[comes up from over the bushes behind] Gummis!

Tummi Gummi:
Then again, maybe they will.

Gad:
[capturing Cubbi in his armor] Gee. Gummi in a can.

Duke Igthorn:
Why, you little liar.

Cubbi Gummi:
Who you callin' little?

Cubbi Gummi:
[Tummi is tricking the ogres into entering the obstacle course] Hey, this is gonna be fun.

Duke Igthorn:
[as the mechanical ogres] Good, reinforcements.

Toadwart:
[they start throwing boulders at them] Whose side are they on?

Tummi Gummi:
It's just you and me, Iggy.

Duke Igthorn:
And in a moment it'll just be me. And don't call me Iggy.

Toadwart:
Intrepid Toadie shall brave the unknown with his Dukie.

Toadwart:
I've got a feeling I'm going to be breakfast.

Toadwart:
[after getting hit with oil and feathers and falling down the waterfall] Just think. Someday people will pay to go on rids just like it. [Igthorn hits him with a fish]

[last lines:
"Tummi's Last Stand"]

Grammi Gummi:
You must feel awfully proud, Tummi.

Tummi Gummi:
Actually, I feel awfully... hungry.

[takes one of the slices of cake and begins to chomp on it]

Cubbi Gummi:
Run, cowards, or feel the sting of my blazing sword!

Gruffi Gummi:
[to Cubbi] That costumed clown is always getting into trouble. And if there's one thing we don't need, it's you getting into any more.

Toadwart:
Patience, O Demanding One.

Toadwart:
Up-and-coming Toadie will be right behind dear Dukey as we bolding venture forth into Dunwyn and triumphantly claim our dreadful recourse.

Duke Igthorn:
You're nothing but a miserable, worthless, pathetic worm!

Toadwart:
Eh, what are you trying to say, Your Gracefulness?

Toadwart:
This is not a red-letter day for life-of-the-party Toadie.

Toadwart:
Now I'm really in style.

Robber:
[seeing him in the costume] The Crimson Avenger!

Robber:
[in the Crimson Avenger costume, spins around gasping] Where?

Toadwart:
For first time in miserable life, people love Toadie!

Toadwart:
Uh, Lionhearted Avenger is a tad hungry. Could he save her *after* lunch?

Toadwart:
I'm the defender of Dunwyn, hero of the people, striking fear into the hearts of...

Toadwart:
[masquerading as the Crimson Avenger] Take that, and that, and that!

Duke Igthorn:
Stop that, you annoying little man. [Calla kicks him]

Princess Calla:
[Gasps] Igthorn!

Toadwart:
[horrified on his shoulders where he was attacking him] Dukie.

Toadwart:
Sorry, but weary Avenger ready to call it a day. [faints]

Toadwart:
[thrown out a window] That any way to treat a national hero?

Cubbi Gummi:
Stand and fight, coward!

Toadwart:
Sorry. Fighting angry Avengers bad for health.

Toadwart:
Looky. Runaway water wheel.

Cubbi Gummi:
[turns] where?

Toadwart:
[picks him up and flings him down the well] There.

Duke Igthorn:
Toadwart? You're the Crimson Avenger?

Toadwart:
Me? No... Never heard of him.

Duke Igthorn:
Come, Toadwart, I've got some smashing plans for you.

Cubbi Gummi:
Surrender, villain, or face the sword of the Crimson Avenger!

Toadwart:
What? Another one?

Cubbi Gummi:
No. The *only* one!

Toadwart:
What courage! What fortitude! What a show!

Duke Igthorn:
You just swashed your last buckle.

Toadwart:
Maybe not too late for Toadie to be real hero.

Toadwart:
Maybe with lots of groveling Dukey let me be doormat again.

Cubbi Gummi:
You showed real courage tonight.

Toadwart:
I did? Oh, thank you, Your Capedness.

Cubbi Gummi:
But you'd still make a lousy hero. [leaves]

Toadwart:
[wipes away a tear] He said I have courage. No more will Toadie be doormat. From now on, demand to be footstool instead.

[last lines]

Cubbi Gummi:
But what if the Crimson Avenger has to strike again?

Gruffi Gummi:
Sheesh. Kids.

[first lines]

Cubbi Gummi:
So, you wanna play rough, eh? Well, take that, and that, and that!

Tummi Gummi:
[one of the apples he hits with his wood sword hits Tummi on the head and he takes and chomps on it] Thanks. Don't mind if I do.

Tummi Gummi:
Looks like they're headed for Dunwyn.

Cubbi Gummi:
Then so are we.

Cubbi Gummi:
Something bigger is going on, and we don't want to miss it.

Tummi Gummi:
We don't?

Cavin:
You guys all right?

Tummi Gummi:
[dizzy] I will be, just as soon as this merry-go-round stops.

Cavin:
[after a diversion so he wouldn't see the Gummis] I just wanted to make sure your helmet was on straight.

Sir Tuxford:
Hmph. Sometimes, I'm not so sure your head is on straight, boy.

Sir Galli:
Methinks the only battle old Tuxy ever fought was the Battle of the Bulge. And it looks like he lost that one.

Duke Igthorn:
How can there be a tournament of champions? They're missing the greatest knight in the world!

Toadwart:
Who's that, Your Dubiousness?

Duke Igthorn:
[in his face] ME!

Toadwart:
I knew that.

Duke Igthorn:
While all of Dunwyn is out watching the tournament, I'll be preparing the troops to take over the empty castle. And all you have to do is signal when everyone's gone. Not a bad plan, eh, Toadwart?

Toadwart:
[disguised as an old woman] Personally, I think it's gonna be a real drag.

Gruffi Gummi:
Now, not another word about Dunwyn.

Tummi Gummi:
Not even about the broken Gummi door?

Gruffi Gummi:
Not even about the - broken Gummi door...! [falls off the water wheel]

Toadwart:
Like Toadie always say, never take a castle on an empty stomach.

Toadwart:
Come back here, you flighty feathered fugitive!

Cubbi Gummi:
One damsel in distress, ready to be rescued.

Sir Tuxford:
A damsel in distress. So there really *is* such a thing.

Gruffi Gummi:
[chasing a goose] Terribly tired Toadie is sick of fast food.

Cubbi Gummi:
Look. No one knows there's a Gumi tunnel, so no one will be looking for it. And if no one's looking for it, then no one will find it.

Tummi Gummi:
Right. Besides, they'll be much too busy fighting that fire.

Cubbi Gummi, Tummi Gummi:
FIRE?

Guard:
Grab that grandma!

Cubbi Gummi:
Lucky it was only a small fire, or someone might've been hurt.

Gruffi Gummi:
[coming in] Someone still might!

Toadwart:
Once Dukey takes over, I'll have all the fowl I want.

Gruffi Gummi:
Now stop thinking about that silly contest, and pay attention to what you're doing. [a second before turning back to where he's still hammering, he strikes his thumb]

Guard:
[to Toadwart they recognize from trying to steal the goose] Got you now, you sitting duck.

Sir Tuxford:
I'm afraid my days of knighthood are over. You'll just have to find someone else's sword to carry.

Cavin:
Well, maybe I should, since you're nothing but a big phony!

Sir Tuxford:
What did you say, boy?

Cavin:
A real knight would live up to his responsibilities, not run away from them. He'd do what's right, whether he likes it or not.

Duke Igthorn:
Now take these loyal losers to the dungeon.

Duke Igthorn:
And search the castle for any more party-crashers.

Zook:
Me crash crashers.

Tummi Gummi:
Hey, you guys. Dukey says there's free food in the kitchen!

Ogre:
I hope it's cream of slime.

Gruffi Gummi:
[watches them running around the corner] Maybe you *are* what you eat.

Sir Tuxford:
All you need is a little courage!

Duke Igthorn:
Personally, I prefer a big sword.

Gruffi Gummi:
[after pouring mortar on the ogres] Now that's what I call hardened criminals.

Toadwart:
Rock 'em, sock 'em, sis-boom-ba. Go, Iggy, go, Iggy, rah, rah, rah.

Sir Tuxford:
Igthorn, you're nothing but a no-good cheat!

Duke Igthorn:
Why, thank you; I do try.

Duke Igthorn:
Say good night, knight.

Sir Tuxford:
Good night! [ducks to trap him]

Cavin:
That'll teach him to mess with Tuxford the Brave.

Sir Tuxford:
Well, I only did what had to be done.

Knight:
It's a bird.

King Gregor:
It's a crane.

Toadwart:
Dukie-wukems!

First knight:
I'm sure that secret passage is around here somewhere.

Second knight:
Yeah, yeah. Next you'll be tellin' me Gummi bears are real.

[last lines]

Cubbi Gummi:
I wish someday I can be half as great a knight as Sir Tuxford.

Gruffi Gummi:
Well, you're off to a good start, kid. Not only did you keep Gummi Glen *and* Dunwyn safe, but you learned to be responsible.

Cubbi Gummi:
I learned another lesson too. The old tricky Tuxford Turnaround!

[spins the door Gruffi's standing against]

Cubbi Gummi:
Right! Human and Gummi fighting side by side, just like in the old days!

Toadwart:
Has Your Igthorniness come up with a scheme to conquer Dunwyn yet?

Duke Igthorn:
Toadie, you recall that I said music helps me to think?

Toadwart:
Oh, yes, Your Tastefulness?

Duke Igthorn:
[runs his finger over the lute strings and stares at him through it] WELL, THAT'S NOT MUSIC!

Toadwart:
Humblest apologies, Your Peevishness.

Cavin:
Knights to the rescue!

Chummi Gummi:
I bet you guys know what there is to do around here on a Saturday night, huh?

Tummi Gummi:
What? You mean like take a bath?

Sunni Gummi:
Just think of the parties!

Tummi Gummi:
Just think of the pastries.

Princess Calla:
[stuffing hay down his back] Oh, Cavin, stop feeling sorry for yourself.

Cavin:
[going after her grinning] You're the one who's gonna be sorry!

Princess Calla:
[laughing] You wouldn't dare, Cavin. Remember - I'm a princess!

Sunni Gummi:
I never really thought you were a pest.

Cubbi Gummi:
[good-naturedly] Ahh... I thought you were.

Tummi Gummi:
Be good. And, eat well.

Cavin:
Look what we just did. You're a hero right here.

Cubbi Gummi:
The ocean. Do you think we'll really make it across?

Chummi Gummi:
With two great adventurers like us? we can't fail. We're going to have terrific adventures together, cubbi. Why, when we find the great gummis, I...

Chummi Gummi:
Well, I am disappointed. But if I'd had friends like yours, I'd never have left home.

Cubbi Gummi:
Hi, everyone. What's for lunch?

Tummi Gummi:
I wish I'd said that.

[last lines]

Princess Calla:
As royal princess of the kingdom of Dunwyn, I say kneel, Cubbi Gummi. You have proved yourself both gentle and brave. I do hereby dub thee The Secret Knight and Unseen Defender of Castle Dunwyn. Rise, Sir Cubbi.

Cubbi Gummi:
Cavin, watch out!

Cubbi Gummi:
I told you he was a great guy.

Cubbi Gummi:
Ok, grammi, be down in a minute. Next time, let's pretend they're skeletons

Cubbi Gummi:
And out there I get to be a knight. A real knight. A real knight!

Cubbi Gummi:
We're rough, tough, burly sailors we're rough, tough, burly sailors sailing o'er the seas on the salty breeze.

Cubbi Gummi:
Yeah, sure, knights.

Cubbi Gummi:
Boy, I've been looking all over this castle for you two.

Cubbi Gummi:
I need to get some rope for Chummi's airship. And guess what? We're all going with him.

Cubbi Gummi:
Oh, forget, cavin.

Cubbi Gummi:
Cavin, don't you see? This is my only chance to ever become a knight. I need to go.

Cubbi Gummi:
The tunnel is just around the corner. Wait here while I go open it.

Cubbi Gummi:
Someday king gregor will you a knight, cavin, but there's no gummi ruler here who can do that for me. I'll never be sir cubbi.

Cubbi Gummi:
I'm sorry got you into this.

Cubbi Gummi:
Well, we're leaving at dawn. Come say goodbye, huh?

Cubbi Gummi:
Wait a minute! I've got to go!

Cubbi Gummi:
Sure I will. I'll come back. I promise. But I just got to be a knight.

Cubbi Gummi:
Cavin... he's a gummi bear!

Cubbi Gummi:
No. Just the wind in my eyes. Uh, Chummi... I can't go with you.

Cubbi Gummi:
[gasps] He's waking up

Cubbi Gummi:
It's ok. Cavin's my best friend. We fight ogres together.

Cubbi Gummi:
You're rich. Why don't you just pay him like you said you would?

Cubbi Gummi:
Cavin, I said I'm sorry.

Cubbi Gummi:
Naw, it's mine. Look at these gruffi made 'em for me.

Cubbi Gummi:
No.

Cubbi Gummi:
Me, too.

Cubbi Gummi:
You're all backing out?

Cubbi Gummi:
Sir cubbi. Aw, gruffi.

Cubbi Gummi:
It's not fair!

Cubbi Gummi:
Bye, chummi. Safe journey

Cubbi Gummi:
Oh, let me get, chummi.

Cubbi Gummi:
Show it to the great gummis! Tell them about us!

Cubbi Gummi:
Aye, aye, captain.

Cubbi Gummi:
The wind's coming up! headin' due west!

Cubbi Gummi:
Be right up!

Cubbi Gummi:
Thanks. I'll be ok.

Cubbi Gummi:
Uh-huh. We're finally gonna rejoin the great gummis.

Cubbi Gummi:
I will.

Cubbi Gummi:
Oh... we're not.

Cubbi Gummi:
Thanks for teaching me so much, gruffi.

Cubbi Gummi:
Cavin! Help!

Cubbi Gummi:
Aye, aye, sir.

Cubbi Gummi:
Delighted. Boo!

Cubbi Gummi:
Why not?

Cubbi Gummi:
I wish I could stay, cavin, but I gotta be a knight and I just can't do that here.

Tummi Gummi:
[after he gets stuck in the trap when he tries to eat the pie] Uh, this looks bad, doesn't it?

Grammi Gummi:
Tummi, if you'd used your head instead of your stomach, you'd get in a lot less trouble.

Tummi Gummi:
Then again, facing your troubles head-on can be tasty.

Gusto Gummi:
And a sea monster, I love it!

Sunni Gummi:
But I don't think it loves us!

Duke Igthorn:
We'll be down in a minute. [cuts Toadwart's rope so he falls down the wall]

Toadwart:
Yes, Your Servitude.

Sunni Gummi:
But what about the sea monster?

Gusto Gummi:
Anyone can sketch a sea monster; it's the mermaid I have to sketch.

Gusto Gummi:
Aquarianne, I'll hang you above my fireplace. Wait - I don't have a fireplace. Oh, eh, I'll build one!

Duke Igthorn:
[throws him into the water] Now, pretend like you're drowning.

Toadwart:
[choking] Pretend?

Toadwart:
Why not let some dumb ogre do it?

Duke Igthorn:
Why, Toadwart, what a brilliant thought. [cut to him catapulting him off]

Gusto Gummi:
We can sneak in here without any problems.

Sunni Gummi:
[they hang on to the bars in the waterway once getting through] The current's too strong.

Gusto Gummi:
Okay - ONE PROBLEM...!

Artie Deco:
[Sunni and Gusto splutter after shooting out of a gargoyle into a fountain] No time for that, look!

Gusto Gummi:
Oh, gosh, Sunni, I didn't mean to ignore you... But I don't wanna ignore those ogres either.

Gusto Gummi:
That was close.

Sunni Gummi:
Yeah, and getting closer.

Duke Igthorn:
King Gregor, I give you but one chance to surrender the throne, or, I'll be forced to come in and take it.

King Gregor:
Fine. We have your room waiting in my dungeon.

Duke Igthorn:
Before there is nothing left of Dunwyn, perhaps you'd like to consider my offer, Gregor.

King Gregor:
Never. To the last stone of Dunwyn, Igthorn.

Duke Igthorn:
As you wish.

Gusto Gummi:
Hey, Toader, like to go for a little spin?

Duke Igthorn:
Come back, you miserable overgrown tuna!

King Gregor:
[Igthorn and his ogres are swept back by a large wave] That ought to dampen his enthusiasm, eh, Tuxford?

Artie Deco:
[last lines: "Water Way to Go"] It's corny, but it's art.

Gruffi Gummi:
It's never gonna work, Gusto. The thing's just like you: unbalanced.

Tummi Gummi:
[the dummy of Gruffi collides with him wheeling by] Hey.

[sees it's ended up depositing the basket of muffins in his hands]

Tummi Gummi:
Thanks. Gruffi?

Zummi Gummi:
What do you think it is, Tummi?

Tummi Gummi:
I dunno, Zummi, but...

[starts eating one of the muffins from the basket the dummy caused him to have]

Tummi Gummi:
I like it.

Zummi Gummi:
It looks a little like Gruffi.

Grammi Gummi:
[hitting the dummy's wooden head] There's definitely a resemblance.

Gruffi Gummi:
When something works, you don't fix it. Besides, no ogre's gonna get past *my* traps.

Gusto Gummi:
Yeah, but what do you do with an ogre once you trap it? Come on, they make terrible pets.

Gusto Gummi:
Hey, muttonlips!

Gruffi Gummi:
[to Gusto as they're being chased by ogres] You better hope they catch you before I do!

Gruffi Gummi:
I have to admit, for a bad idea, it worked pretty well.

Gruffi Gummi:
So, how do you bring it back to reset it?

Gusto Gummi:
Bring it back. [chuckles sheepishly] Whoops.

Tummi Gummi:
It'd be a shame to let that pie get cold. I'll just keep in warm... in my tummy.

Gusto Gummi:
Whoops again, eh, Gruff?

Duke Igthorn:
Nothing like a bad reputation to clear a forest.

Toadwart:
And you have the baddest, O Most Feared and Relived One.

Duke Igthorn:
I don't know what's stirred up the locals, but I will not lose my Gummi Bears to a Dunwyn bumbler.

Toadwart:
Certainly not, Dukeamente. We Drekmoor bumblers will find bears first.

Duke Igthorn:
[sighs] And to think you're the smartest of the bunch.

Zummi Gummi:
[his spell to seal the Quick Tunnel entrance causes a cave-in for it] That's not what I had in mind.

Grammi Gummi:
But it'll certainly keep 'em out.

Gusto Gummi:
I think...

Gruffi Gummi:
Don't think.

Gruffi Gummi:
From now on, just do exactly what I do.

Gusto Gummi:
[both leap aside to avoid the dummy and Gruffi is caught in a trap] Uh, *exactly* what you do?

Gruffi Gummi:
Very funny, ha ha.

Duke Igthorn:
Don't damage my Gummi, Toadie.

Duke Igthorn:
[of Gruffi] Find your own playthings, Toadwart.

Sir Tuxford:
Leave no ogre unbruised!

Toadwart:
What we do now, O Quick-witted One?

Duke Igthorn:
Since we're outnumbered, we - RUN!

Sir Tuxford:
[of the dummy] Some crude scheme of Duke Igthorn's, no doubt.

Gusto Gummi:
Did he say crude? That's a work of art!

[last lines]

Gruffi Gummi:
I guess you were right, Gruff. The Gummi dummy wasn't a good idea after all.

Gusto Gummi:
Well, you just didn't plan things out the way I would have.

Gruffi Gummi:
You mean you'll help me?

Gusto Gummi:
Well... maybe long enough to get some of the bugs out.

Gruffi Gummi:
BUGS! Oh, what an idea! Giant huge bugs to *scare* the ogres! Maybe just more bears with giant wheels, hm? NO! I like bugs!

Gusto Gummi:
GUSTOOOO...!

Tummi Gummi:
[first lines, "What You See is Me"; seeing Grammi's ankle wrapped in a bandage] I'm *really* sorry, Grammi. I feel awful.

Grammi Gummi:
Oh, just drop it!

[starts stirring her tea]

Tummi Gummi:
Here, let me.

[stirs it for her]

Grammi Gummi:
Oh, Tummi, I can do that.

[snatches the spoon away]

Tummi Gummi:
But look, you're an invalid; incapable, helpess.

Grammi Gummi:
I don't stir my tea with my foot, ya know.

Tummi Gummi:
Good thing, too.

Grammi Gummi:
Good heavens, do you wanna scratch my nose for me, next?

Tummi Gummi:
Okay, sure.

[does]

Grammi Gummi:
Stop that! I can do for myself, Tummi Gummi!

[shoves him away with a pointed finger]

Tummi Gummi:
But Grammi, I...

Grammi Gummi:
And don't come back 'til supper.

[closes the door in his face]

Ogre:
[Tummi takes a few berries out of but doesn't step into Igthorn's trap he showed off using a stick as a "Gummi bear"] How come trap not work?

Ogre:
Maybe only works on sticks.

Tummi Gummi:
[the ogres take off with a sheep they bagged thinking it was him] Hope they like mutton.

Tummi Gummi:
Uh, don't believe your eyes.

Trina:
I seldom do.

Trina:
Hm. Broad mouth... cute nose... hm, and plump, too.

Tummi Gummi:
Now, just a minute.

Trina:
You're probably a food-lover like me, right?

Tummi Gummi:
How'd you guess?

Trina:
I was just going to make some pancakes; would you like some?

Tummi Gummi:
No, I really gotta be going. PANCAKES? You're on.

Duke Igthorn:
TOADIE!

Toadwart:
You rang, Duke a mio?

Toadwart:
Your slightest wish is my...

Duke Igthorn:
[throws him] Get going.

Tummi Gummi:
I haven't had a meal like that since breakfast.

Trina:
We're setting some booby-traps. For a booby.

Toadwart:
And we went over that blind girl's cottage with a fine-toothed comb, Your Iggyship.

Ogre:
Ooh. Scary in there.

Toadwart:
His Igfulness not afraid.

Tummi Gummi:
I'm gonna miss your... pancakes.

Trina:
Well, do you think you could find your way back here?

Tummi Gummi:
Sure. With my eyes closed. [both laugh]

Toadwart:
You were inspired, O Brained One.

Toadwart:
There's a drained, O Weary Wonder.

Duke Igthorn:
And for service below and behind the call of duty, you are hereby banished until you can... [chuckles] do something right.

Toadwart:
But what about sharks?

Duke Igthorn:
They'll just have to take their chances with you like the rest of us; FIRE!

Gruffi Gummi:
What I like about picnics is, even Grammi can't ruin carrot sticks and hard-boiled eggs.

Tummi Gummi:
You made too much of my favorite dish.

Grammi Gummi:
Which favorite dish?

Tummi Gummi:
Leftovers.

Toadwart:
Nothing is moving me from this spot. [the Quick Car shoots out from under its spot of turf and vaults him into the air]

Gruffi Gummi:
[unaware that Toadwart is in the back] Will you quit throwing your weight around? You're rocking the Car.

Tummi Gummi:
I'm not doing anything.

Gruffi Gummi:
Sure, sure. A little ogre did, right?

Gruffi Gummi:
Just sit still.

Tummi Gummi:
Sitting still makes me hungry.

Tummi Gummi:
But, Grammi, iding the Quick Cars makes me hungry.

Gruffi Gummi:
Breathing makes him hungry.

Toadwart:
I can make it just fine without that old dukie. All by myself. In these, woods. Alone. Lost!

Toadwart:
I want my Dukie!

Toadwart:
I'll just have to lie here, helpless, until the wolves find me. WOLVES? On second thought I'll keep going.

Toadwart:
This is the end. I haven't eaten in half an hour, and I'm starving.

Toadwart:
[after tripping over a root] And now I fall down a cliff.

Duke Igthorn:
Read that back.

Ogre:
Read? You said must write. Never said reading. Can't do both.

Duke Igthorn:
Where's Toadie? You can never find a good piece of furniture when you need one.

Gruffi Gummi:
Duck!

Tummi Gummi:
[everybody else does] What? [gets hit with water and something else as they drive through the falls] That's not a duck; it's a fish. This is making me hungry.

Grammi Gummi:
[Toadwart slams into a stalactite standing up in the Quick Car] See what happens when you don't use your seatbelt?

Toadwart:
I'm gonna get so strong, I'll use this forest like a club.

Tummi Gummi:
[Toadwart overdoes on gummiberry juice] Wow. That *really* makes me hungry.

Duke Igthorn:
I wish I knew where my end table was right now. [Toadwart sails through the window]

Duke Igthorn:
[throws Toadwart off after being relieved to find he's alive] Never touch royalty!

Duke Igthorn:
Welcome home, you intellectual midget!

[last lines:
"What You See is Me"]

Grammi Gummi:
Oh Tummi, listen: I'm sorry if I yelled at you before. I knew you were just trying to help.

Tummi Gummi:
[nods] Oh, that's okay.

Grammi Gummi:
Tell you what: why don't you get me that book, Tummi?

Tummi Gummi:
Nope, you should really learn to do for yourself.

Cubbi Gummi:
Aw, women!

Cubbi Gummi:
Wait till grammi see this!

Cubbi Gummi:
Oh! He ruined it!

Cubbi Gummi:
Follow him.

Grammi Gummi:
[Cubbi is teaching the baby fantailed zephyr how to fly] Cubbi, what on earth are you doing?

Cubbi Gummi:
Teaching him how to fly.

Grammi Gummi:
Oh no, he's much too young!

Cubbi Gummi:
But, Grammi...

Grammi Gummi:
No buts!

[the edge of the cliff cracks under her and she plummets to earth, along with it]

Grammi Gummi:
The poor baby might get hurrrrrrrrrrt!

Duke Igthorn:
[the ogres try lassoing the fantailed zephyrs for their capture, but they escape] Try again, you hopeless halfwits!

Gad:
Okie-dokie, Dukie!

[starts lassoing and running after the zephyrs]

Gad:
Me show birdies who's boss!

Grammi Gummi:
[as he sticks his finger in one of the wiggleworm pies to taste it] Tummi, those pies are for the birds.

Tummi Gummi:
Yuck! You're not kiddin'.

Duke Igthorn:
This slop isn't even fit for an ogre.

Toadwart:
That's funny. I just fed it to the troops, and they loved it.

Toadwart:
Sorry, Your Finickiness, but that's all that's left.

Duke Igthorn:
Fine me something decent to eat, or I'll be having Toadie a la modie for dessert!

Toadwart:
Just what the dukie ordered.

Toadwart:
If I catch one of these Dukie is sure to give me big promotion. Or maybe even a drumstick.

Gad:
[Toadwart's small net catches a fantailed zephyr's wing then he's pulled up into the air on the other end] No fair. Toadie have all the fun.

Gad:
[laughs] Toadie up a tree-ee.

Toadwart:
Trembling Toadie be up a tree of a different kind, when Dukems find out his dinner got away.

Grammi Gummi:
Can you imagine anything more wonderful than that?

Tummi Gummi:
Lunch?

Grammi Gummi:
These birds must be famished after their long trip.

Tummi Gummi:
Yeah. I know the feeling.

Grammi Gummi:
We gotta make sure this mama-to-be keeps her strength up.

Tummi Gummi:
What about me?

Duke Igthorn:
You nitwitted knick-knack, you didn't catch a thing?

Toadwart:
I - I did net big birdie.

Duke Igthorn:
Then where is it, featherbrain?

Duke Igthorn:
Toadwart, we're going on a little birdnapping expedition.

Toadwart:
Yes, Your Flightiness.

Duke Igthorn:
[the bird Gad ropes drags him forth out onto the water] Somebody give that airhead a hand.

Tummi Gummi:
[seeing the deserted, feather-strewn landscape] Looks like there was a terrible flap-around here.

Grammi Gummi:
[singing as she rocks the baby fantailed zephyr] Rockabye, birdie, in Grammi's lap...

Gruffi Gummi:
[coming in, singing] Under that load, the rocker will flap!

Gruffi Gummi:
[the rocking chair breaks] Now look what you've done!

Grammi Gummi:
[the chick squawks and takes off] Now look what *you've* done, ya big bully!

Zook:
Thatta runt!

Toadwart:
Painful Toadie always aim to please.

Duke Igthorn:
Once I have these birds under control, I'll take Dunwyn under my wing, whether Gregor likes it or not.

Gruffi Gummi:
Keep your blasted wings off my stuff, you turkey!

Gruffi Gummi:
Why should I risk my neck for a bunch of silly birds?

Grammi Gummi:
Because you'll have to answer to me if ya don't, Gruffi Gummi.

Cubbi Gummi:
Maybe a snack will cheer him up.

Sunni Gummi:
Good idea, Cubbi. He'll probably like that.

Tummi Gummi:
Yeah, and if he doesn't, then I will.

Gruffi Gummi:
Feathers will fly if Igthorn finds us here.

Grammi Gummi:
[to the birds] You don't have to be afraid of us.

Duke Igthorn:
[from behind] All, but what about *me*?

Grammi Gummi:
You monster, let my birdies go!

Grammi Gummi:
Your hair-brained plan will never get off the ground.

Duke Igthorn:
To winged victory!

Sir Tuxford:
Have you got rocks in your head, man?

Duke Igthorn:
No, but you will. Fire!

Duke Igthorn:
Look at those cowards run!

Grammi Gummi:
[flying in] But I'm not runnin'!

Gruffi Gummi:
[mounting a bird] Come on, Zummi.

Zummi Gummi:
C-c-couldn't I just walk instead?

Duke Igthorn:
If despots were meant to fly we wouldn't have been given clay-headed clods like you! [flings Toadwart back in the moat]

Gruffi Gummi:
Right now we've gotta get some shovels and straighten up this place. Maybe someday you'll get your *head* straight.

Zummi Gummi:
I guess if it tastes *this* bad, it *must* be good for you.

Zummi Gummi:
I ate so much brain food, I ought to know my spells in my sleep.

Zummi Gummi:
[the floating objects have crashed] What happened here?

Gruffi Gummi:
Let's just say, what goes up must come down.

Sunni Gummi:
Maybe it was a goblin.

Cubbi Gummi:
Yeah. They're always up to no good.

Zummi Gummi:
I'd better study my spells harder now, so next time, I'll be ready for his dirty tricks.

Grammi Gummi:
[takes the flowerpot that fell on Gruffi's head off leaving the flower and a face full of soil] Dirty is right.

Grammi Gummi:
[her hand gets stuck in a jar] Gruffi Gummi, what is the meaning of this?

Gruffi Gummi:
I - I was, trying to catch that goblin with his - hand in the, cookie jar.

Grammi Gummi:
Well, you're gonna catch it from *me* if you don't get me *loose*.

Zummi Gummi:
One thing's for sure. I don't know if your traps work on goblins. But they certainly work on Gummi bears.

Tummi Gummi:
[the monster transformed from food breathes fire] It *would* have to be a hot pepper.

[last lines]

Grammi Gummi:
Zummi will sleep without a peep.

Gruffi Gummi:
[tying the napkin around Zummi's mouth] Let's hope so. But I, for one, am not taking any chances. [Zummi says what is obviously a muffled "Oh, Gruffi"; he grins]

Zummi Gummi:
[frustrated] Oh, why can't I remember the shrinking spell?

Grammi Gummi:
Because you're working too hard, Zummi, dear. You can't think on an empty stomach, you know.

[hands him a Gummipepper loaf, then leaves]

Grammi Gummi:
And my Gummipepper loaf will give you real food for thought.

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