Easter Yeggs

Easter Rabbit:
But you can't quit now. You'll give the Easter Rabbit a bad name.

Bugs Bunny:
I already have a bad name for the Easter Rabbit.

Easter Rabbit:
But you'll give the Easter Bunny a bad name.

Bugs:
I already HAVE a bad name for the Easter Bunny.

Easter Rabbit:
Remember, keep smiling.

Bugs Bunny:
It's the suspense that gets me.

Elmer Fudd:
I'm waiting for the Easter Wabbit, and when he comes in with his wittle basket all fwuffy and cute... BANG. Easter Wabbit stew. He he he he.

Elmer Fudd:
I can't miss with my Dick Tracy hat!

[Bugs opens the door of the first house and it's Elmer Fudd. He closes the door and opens the door of the second house and it's Elmer Fudd again. He closes the door and opens the door of the third house and it's the Dead End Kid]

Dead End Kid:
I want an Easter egg! I want an Easter egg! I want an Easter egg!

Bugs Bunny:
Oh, no!

[Bugs closes the door and goes to the last house and Elmer crashes through the door. Bugs paints Elmer's head to look like an Easter egg]

Bugs Bunny:
[whistles]

[Dead End Kid hits Elmer with a hammer]

Dead End Kid:
I want an Easter egg! I want an Easter egg! I want an Easter egg! I want an Easter egg...

Elmer Fudd:
Hey! Cut it out! Ooh! No! Stop it!

[Elmer, with Dead End Kid runs away]

Bugs Bunny:
Well, that's that. No more with the nickering with Easter eggs.

Easter Rabbit:
Oh. Here's an Easter egg that crazy rabbit forgot to deliver it. If you want anything done, You have to do it yourself. [picks up an egg] Things like this just make me go all to pieces.

[Bugs lights up the fuse]

Bugs Bunny:
It's the suspense that gets me!

[The bomb explodes and the Easter Rabbit is left hanging on a tree]

Bugs Bunny:
Remember, Doc: keep smiling!

[Bugs starts laughing as the cartoon irises out]

Bugs Bunny:
[singing and skipping] Here's the Easter Rabbit, hooray! / Making like funny, hooray! - Phooey! I'm glad I don't have to do this for a living. [Resumes singing] I am getting looney tuney, touched in the head / This whole thing is gooney, I should have stood in bed.