Last Alchemist, or How Wynn Albright Got His Comeuppance

Wynn Albright:
I should have expected the rewards afforded from living in Romania to have escaped you.

Peter the Publisher:
Look, if I had a week to live I'd move to Romania because it would seem like a goddamn eternity.

Peter the Publisher:
All right, Albright.

Wynn Albright:
Maraam is the pop-urban princess enlightened to learn she is the Sanskrit lover reciting an ancient Vedic trance.

Wynn Albright:
Ad maiorem Dei gloriam. Ad maiorem Dei gloriam!

CAUSABON:
C'mon, Wynn. Can't I come and see an old pal after... what's it been? A decade? I never did get your letters from Vladivostok.

Wynn Albright:
Romania.

CAUSABON:
Oh, it's the cradle of civilization, I'm sure.