Mega Python vs. Gatoroid

Nikki:
I think we're alone now.

Terry:
There doesn't seem to be anyone around.

[Park rangers Terry and Angie are giving the public an advisory on the sudden outbreak of pythons in the Everglades]

Terry:
Pythons can lay up to 100 eggs per clutch, so, there might be a lot of them...

Nikki:
Ranger! Ranger!

[Nikki grabs Terry's shoulder from behind]

Nikki:
Please, you have got to stop this. I mean, these are living creatures. They, they can adapt and survive.

Terry:
You know what, ma'am, please don't touch me!

Nikki:
Ooh, somebody had 'b*tch' for breakfast.

Terry:
The pythons are decimating the gator population, the ocellated turkey, the wood rat. They can even take out some of the 200 panthers in the area.

Nikki:
Nature can balance itself without our interference. Let them live. The pythons are at the top of the food chain. That's just the way it is. That's how it's supposed to be.

Terry:
No. That's not how it is. The pythons aren't at the top of the food chain. I am. And I say we're gonna take of this problem, right now.

Nikki:
Ooh, you're a monster.

Terry:
You know what? If you don't like it, you can just take your little self right out of my Everglades. [Walks away]

Nikki:
'My' Everglades? Did she just say, 'My' Everglades?

[Terry is crying over losing her fianc? to the pythons as Nikki talks to the other animal rights protesters and points at her]

Nikki:
Would you look at this? People are dying, and it's all that woman's fault. Her ignorance is sending people to their deaths. [as Terry and the other park rangers approach the station entrance] Hey, snakes are at the top of the food chain. I tried to warn you, and now look what's happening.

Terry:
How dare you! You crazy, cold-blooded, snake-loving b*tch!

Nikki:
Crazy? Me? Look, I'm not the one who's trying to control nature and bend it to her will. No, that would be you. You're responsible for that man's death today. You!

[Terry attempts to choke Nikki, but is restrained by the other rangers]

Terry:
What the hell are you doing in my VIP tent? I want you out of here now!

Nikki:
Oh, it's your VIP tent, is it? In your Everglades, hm? You treat this as if it were your own private little domain like you own it or something, but it's not really your property now, is it?

Terry:
Oh, it absolutely is. And to prove it to you, I'm gonna have you thrown out by my deputy!

Nikki:
Oh, I'm not going anywhere. No. Not until everybody sees... this. [whips out a CD]

Terry:
What is that?

Nikki:
'That' is footage of you planting steroids in those chickens and feeding them to those gators.

[Silence]

Terry:
That proves nothing.

Nikki:
Oh b*tch, please. You're going down.

Terry:
Give it to me! [attempts to grab the CD from Nikki]

Nikki:
It wasn't enough that you had to kill your own fiance, huh? You had to kill other innocents as well!

[Terry slaps Nikki]

Nikki:
You are gonna get it, you gator-baiting b*tch!

Terry:
Only in your dreams!

[Nikki slaps Terry. They begin a staredown, which leads to a catfight all over the party]

[last lines]

Diego:
And it is fitting that we dedicate it in the names of those heroic women who gave their lives to save this park. To save this city. A city that each of them, in her way, loved so much. So everyone, I, I now dedicate the O'Hara Riley Estuary.

Terry:
[In teetering plane] I just can't leave you here.

Diego:
You have to. You have to keep those things away from here! [View of Tiffiny's face and Chest]