My Chauffeur

Catfight:
Look at that. A blue woman with a blue dog.

McBride:
What are you doing?

Casey:
I came for a job!

McBride:
This is Brentwood Limousines Ltd.

Casey:
I know, I came to be a driver.

McBride:
Madame, if you continue masturbating my driver, you are going to be a murderer.

Giles:
You used to be a school bus driver and now you want to drive limousines?

Casey:
Woo - Baby!

Bone:
Ok ladies it's time for the GRATUITOUS NUDITY! You supply the nudity, and we supply the gratuity!

Casey:
Have you ever tried to give a dog an Alka-Seltzer?

Jenkins:
A woman is a horrible goddamned thing to have around.

O'Brien:
Damn it, man, what are you so hot and bothered about? Afraid she'll open her jacket and flash her titties at you? You couldn't handle that, could you?

Jenkins:
I've seen enough titties in my time.

Moses:
I haven't.

Moses:
No such thing as a bad titty.

Jenkins:
Goddamn it! There now! That's my point! The little bimbo hasn't been here an hour and all you hormone graveyards can talk about is nipples!

Moses:
Didn't mention nipples.

Catfight:
All I got to do now is find a one-legged nun walking a goat and I win!

McBride:
A woman says you and your friends tried to rape her... and her dog.

Casey:
She was worth 20,000 points.

McBride:
Don't get your nipples hard. you've got a long way to go before you're hired.

Casey:
We've been driving around in circles for two hours. I'm getting dizzy.

Casey:
They send me out last. You get me, you've hit bottom. I'm the last cookie in the jar.

Casey:
Oh, eat me.

Battle:
What did you say?

Casey:
Will we be stopping for lunch?

Casey:
Oh, what are you so worried about? I'm not going to get girly bugs on you!

Bone:
What planet you from, sugar tits? Saturn with the rings around your head?

Bone:
This is the club I hang at. And the problem is I'm going to be walking in with a guy dressed as a waterbed.

McBride:
You're running a goddamned whorehouse on wheels, woman! I can't have that!

Hey! Perky tits. Take off your clothes and get into bed.

Madam, if you continue masturbating my driver, you are going to be a murderer.