The Roy Rogers & Dale Evans Show

Himself - Host/Performer:
It's a shame you didn't bring your guitar, though. You coulda joined us on our Western Hit Parade tonight.

Himself - Perforrmer:
You mean if I'da brought my gee-tar, you'd have let me sing?

Himself - Host/Performer:
Sure would.

Himself - Perforrmer:
Step aside, pardner.

[Robertson pulls out his pistol, fires into the sky and a guitar drops into his hands]

Himself - Perforrmer:
How's that for shootin'?

Himself - Host/Performer:
That's pretty good, but I didn't think they were in season.

Himself - Host/Performer:
[to Dale Robertson] That little guitar looks a little lonesome, Dale. I'll see if I can bag you a whole orchestra.

[Roy fires into the sky and an entire orchestra begins to play]