Up the Creek

Heather Merriweather:
You wouldn't lie to me?

Bob McGraw:
Of course I would like to you, I'm a guy. But I'm not lying now.

Bob McGraw:
The competition looks a little weirder than I expected.

[followed by the howling sound of a coyote]

Bob McGraw:
Let's just say I slipped on a bar of soap in the shower as a bus ran out of control and crashed into the medicine cabinet.

Dean Burch:
You're not *at* the bottom of the list, you *are* the bottom of the list.

Gonzer:
I risked my life, and you give me Light Beer?