Entry Level2007

Charlie:
[with growing agitation] Let me tell you something, this company is run by serial killers and ass whores. The 5 regional sales managers each have an assistant whose job is to perform fellatio. The CEO has a policy of randomly firing one person a week to keep the rest of us on our toes. Our primary product caused 12 fatalities last year, but the actuaries calculated that a law suit is $1 cheaper than a recall; guess which one they chose. I feel guilty every time I bring a new schmuck into this company. And you want to know how I decide who I will hire? I hire the person that I hate the most, because I believe that working in the company should be a form of punishment for 8-time drunk drivers, and priests who molest alter boys.

Clay:
Okay, so is the shipping and receiving position still open?