Fool Coverage1952

Daffy Duck:
Good morning, sir. I represent the Hotfoot Casualty Underwriters Insurance Company of Schenectady.

Porky Pig:
B-b-but I...

Daffy Duck:
As everybody knows, most accidents occur right around the home. A Hot Foot accident policy pays you for any injury incurred in the home.

Porky Pig:
B-b-but I, b-b-but I...

Daffy Duck:
For instance, Hotfoot pays you one million dollars for a black eye.

Porky Pig:
B-but I don't wa... One million dollars for a b-black eye?

Daffy Duck:
Oh, of course, there are a few minor provisions. I'll read it to you. [Puts earmuffs on Porky] "Provided the accident occurs as the result of a stampede of wild elephants in your own living room, on the Fourth of July - of any year - between the hours of 3:55 and 4:00 p.m., during a hailstorm." [Removes earmuffs] Did that come through okay?

Porky Pig:
Why...

Daffy Duck:
All right, just sign here on the dotted line.

Porky Pig:
Oh, b-but I don't want a policy. I n-never have accidents in my home. Now you'll have to excuse me, I have a g-great deal to do today. Good day, sir. [escorts Daffy out the door]

Daffy Duck:
Oh, he doesn't have accidents in his home, eh?