Full Moon High1981

Dad - Col. William P. Walker:
I know, son, it hasn't been easy growing up deprived of some of the things that other young boys have.

Tony:
Like what, dad?

Dad - Col. William P. Walker:
Well, like a mother. Didn't you notice? I mean, you do remember mom, don't you?

Tony:
Oh yeah, she was the nice lady that used to come to the beach and the playground when I was real little.

Dad - Col. William P. Walker:
That was the maid.

Tony:
Oh. Oh I remember mom, now. I came into the room once without knocking, and you were both in bed together. You screamed at me to get out.

Dad - Col. William P. Walker:
That was the maid.

Tony:
Oh. What ever happened to that maid, dad?

Dad - Col. William P. Walker:
Oh, she ran off with my handkerchiefs and my ties. I haven't heard from her since.

Tony:
What ever happened to mom?

Dad - Col. William P. Walker:
She ran off with my bank account and stock portfolio. And I haven't heard from *her* since.