Funky Pete2004

Shaun:
[Pete throws the record out the window] That was the second album I ever bought!

Pete:
It's four in the funking morning!

Shaun:
It's Saturday!

Pete:
No, it's not. It's funking Sunday and I've got to go to funking work in four funking hours because every other funker in my funking department is funking ill! Now can you see why I'm so funking angry?

Ed:
Funk yeah!

Shaun:
Hey! Pete, look, I'm sorry, we had a couple of drinks, we split up with Liz tonight.

Pete:
Just keep it down, yeah?

Ed:
Prink.