Get Your Stuff2000

Neal:
[to George] You don't trust me.

Phil:
[unable to keep his own personal problems from influencing this counseling session] Why should he?

Neal:
What?

Phil:
You f*** around. You go away for the weekend with no explanation. Why should he trust you?

Neal:
Because I keep comin' back.

Phil:
Oh, after you had your fun with the other guys, right? You come back to George who's always there for you. George, I think you should take a shot at him. Here, take the gun.

[Neal gasps as Phil pulls out a revolver]

George:
Oh, I don't know.

Neal:
I don't like this!

Phil:
Oh, you think you can f*** around whenever the hell you feel like it, right? Well, your lover has feelings, too. You ought to think about him every once in a while. If he's not gonna shoot you, I am.

George:
Dr. Russell!...

Phil:
Don't you want him to pay?

George:
Well, yes, but...

Phil:
Then back off!