Hide and Creep2004

Waitress:
And to drink?

Chuck:
Coke

Waitress:
Pepsi okay?

Chuck:
Pepsi. Is Pepsi okay? No. No, my dear lady, Pepsi is not okay. Look, I don't mean to be rude here but let me school you on something. See, Pepsi, this so-called choice of a new generation, is nothing but a charlatan, a fraud, an imposter. See, the Pepsi cooperation, through years of slick advertising using glitzy popstars and pseudo-scientific research, have somehow conviced the public that their product is as good as, if not better than, Coke. Coke, however, is the original cola based carbonated beverage. The original real thing. That is what I want.

Waitress:
All we have is Pepsi.

Chuck:
You know, I've been somewhere else where they don't let you decide what you want to drink: Red China.