Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters2012

Walter:
Do you know what scares me now?

Jeff Dunham:
What?

Walter:
When my wife says "Does this thong make my ass look fat?".

Jeff Dunham:
You didn't answer that, right?

Walter:
I guess I shouldn't have.

Jeff Dunham:
What did you say?

Walter:
I asked her if it was a thong or if her ass grew over her panties.

Jeff Dunham:
That's terrible.

Walter:
Yeah, I probably should've stopped there.

Jeff Dunham:
What else did you say?

Walter:
I said, "No, the thong doesn't make your ass look fat, your fat ass makes your fat ass look fat. The thong is the victim."