Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters2012

Walter:
Frankenstein. Sounds like a Jewish name. You think Dr. Frankenstein was Jewish?

Jeff Dunham:
I don't know.

Walter:
That would explain a lot.

Jeff Dunham:
Why is that?

Walter:
He was digging up used body parts.

Jeff Dunham:
Right.

Walter:
Probably to save money. [looks out at audience] Oh, tell me I'm wrong! Yeah, that's it, he was Jewish! And that explains why his monster was angry all the time.

Jeff Dunham:
Why?

Walter:
Because he's circumcised, the poor bastard! Now that changes the movie completely. He's killing the villagers because he's deranged! No, he's not, his wiener hurts! And it was somebody else's. You know, if I were really that monster, wherever the doctor was digging up parts, I'd hope that cemetery had one dead black guy and no Asians. [nods as the audience laughs] That's right, I did a racist wiener joke. Happy frickin' Hallow-wiener.