Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters2012

Jeff Dunham:
[to Achmed] Do you like scary movies?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Oh, yes. My favorites are "I Know What You Did Last Ramadan", "Dr. Jekyll and Hide or We'll All Be Killed!", but my favorite is "SILENCE! Of the Lambs". And thank God they are silent. Oh, if the lambs could talk...

Jeff Dunham:
Achmed, could we please stop with the sheep jokes? There's children watching.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Really?

Jeff Dunham:
Right.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Then it's time for the talk.

Jeff Dunham:
What?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
When a man and a sheep love each other very much...

Jeff Dunham:
Will you stop it?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
That's what the sheep always say. That's why you have to go with a lamb; they're silent.